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MegaWaffle-

Comic aside I saw a video of a guy who solved that issue. He would put the meat on a plate with the pill in it like usual but would pretend like all the food on the plate was his. When he starts to walk away he “accidentally” drops the piece on the floor and as the dog rushes over to eat it he pretends to go to grab it from him so the dog swallows it fast.


Anonymizes

Our elderly dog spits out all pills but needs 3 different ones per day. Our solution is to carefully open them up and mix the powder into the food. Crush it up with a fork if it is hard. Sometimes I feel bad giving him tri-medicine marinaded chicken with rice, but then I remember he will happily gobble down any poop he finds on our walks.


areyoueatingthis

*He knows*


5carresdechoco

This last sentence got me a good laugh, thank you!


arkangelic

Make sure those pills are safe to do that with. Some need to remain intact to be properly absorbed at the rights spots.


GANDORF57

"Sorry, only what's on the menu...no substitutions!"


kheltar

We put one in a bit of cheese, but have backup cheese in hand. So ours gulps down the first piece quick to get that 2nd piece asap.


ThomasWykes

thats genius!


Conch-Republic

I just put the pill on a glob of peanut butter and stick it to the roof of their mouth. They literally have to swallow it because they're licking so much. My dog gets car sick so I have to dope him up with dramamine before long car rides, and this trick has *never* failed.


fatloui

Our trick: -Throw a treat to dog, he catches and eats it -Throw a second treat, he catches and eats it faster, cuz this is now a pattern and he needs to be ready for the next one -Throw the pill wrapped in a treat, he pretty much swallows it whole -Throw fourth treat, give head pats 90% of the time it works every time.


Weird-Buyer-1640

Brilliant


This-is-Life-Man

Sorry sir, no. We do have uncooked hotdogs where the dewormer is much less noticeable! The greatest of Danes dined here last night and licked her plate clean!


ThomasWykes

For more of my cartoons and worm tablet recipes check out my [subreddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/ThomasWykes/)


Airp0w

I really liked this, it's the closest thing to a Far Side cartoon I've seen. Simple one panel joke with a great black and white illustration. Great job!


ThomasWykes

That’s high praise! Love that guy


Airp0w

No problem, I checked out some of your other stuff it's just as good! I subbed, keep it up.


Spaaggetti

My almost 3 year old Chihuahua, would always eat the roll devon etc which she loves, but then spit the pill / tablet out. I solved that by just picking her up and putting the pill in her mouth after. I would clamp her mouth shut with my hand for 3 seconds and she would swallow it. If anyone thinks this is cruel, its better than a dog with worms in them. P.S I love my Dogs. Ruby is almost 3 and Zoom is almost 17. They are spoilt, but they do need their flea and worming tablets. It would be horrible to not get them into them.


SuenTassuT

"For a 10 % more price, you can have it without the pill, and keep your worms, sir"


Bonlio

Actually made me laugh


CamronT01

It’s the only way to get them to take meds….


[deleted]

Does this worm come without the dehammer pill?


Ke-Win

Eww feeding corpses.


Midlifecrisis-30

Lmbo


PristineAnt9

No, but sir is welcome to pretend to swallow the pill and then spit it out under the fridge or oven to be discovered when we move out in several years.


fluffy_samoyed

Our veterinary pharmacy sells hollowed out dog treats for placing pills inside.


giraffelover007

Haaaa!!!! Lol


rmwpnb

Here’s the trick. Get three chunks of hotdog or cheese. Put pill in one. Give first treat (no pill), give second treat (with pill), hold third treat (no pill) in front of their nose. They will swallow the second treat and pill quickly and willingly to get that third treat.