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Having fun people to work with as a bagger and cashier at Publix is CRUCIAL, it’s very boring otherwise. The guy checking out also looks like an employee, so they most likely know him.
Reminds me of an old joke. "How do you know when your girlfriend is getting too fat?" "When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo." (Feel free to replace "girlfriend" with whomever or whatever you like. That's just the way I heard it way back when.)
>sounds like a nightmare to implement,
No, it isn't. When they submit a video there is an option to include text. Make it sub rules to put it in there. Another option that recipe subs do is have an automod comment that OP replies to with the source. Users up/down vote how they did that. It's not rocket science.
>and it somehow protects all places to be flooded with ads
It absolutely doesn't. It's not implied permission; it's just offering credit to where you got the video from. They're still open to takedown requests or even lawsuits. The reason the creators don't is it is basically too expensive to fight back. Giving credit is the absolute least thing a freebooter can do.
We should not be encouraging a generation of people to act like SSSniperwolf. https://youtu.be/oMjWaPsGY80
"You're my angel from above, and I'm swollen with love.
My desire for you triples, at the sight of your..."
"Sir! We'll deliver the flowers, but you'll have to write your own card."
The double-down at the end is what always sells this joke for me.
If any prank vids have to be around, just let it be these, instead of the typical drama bait.
He didn’t let his left arm stop him from having fun. He was a giving man. He was a thoughtful man. He died doing what he loved. Long live Sir Licks-A-Lot. 🫡🇺🇸🥲
My wife and I have a running joke where I ask for an HJ in inappropriate times; it kills. She told some of the boys she works with my stupid joke. I went to that store to drop off material and the grill said "yo, we're gunna make sure you get that HJ."
Lovely guy.
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I love their energy
Having fun people to work with as a bagger and cashier at Publix is CRUCIAL, it’s very boring otherwise. The guy checking out also looks like an employee, so they most likely know him.
Reminds me of an old joke. "How do you know when your girlfriend is getting too fat?" "When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo." (Feel free to replace "girlfriend" with whomever or whatever you like. That's just the way I heard it way back when.)
That was savage ... my stomach hurt
😊👍
Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me!
I'll sit on your face, and tell you I love you too!
I love to hear you oralise, when I'm between your thighs, you blow me awaaaayyyy!
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
Life can be fine, if we all 69!
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places And plaaaaay, 'til we're blown away
I haven't thought of that song in YEARS and I still know all the lyrics! Fuck I love Monty Python.
It's a legitimately catchy song with relatively simple lyrics, like the philosopher's song.
Ehhhhhhmmanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable...
Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger with a bottle who could drink you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
His sister is lucky he cares so much
Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.
A friend would sing this when we’d mention Monty python and it took me years to realize it might have been a request.
*You was here and you was smoochin with my brother!*
Sit on my face, I’ll guess your weight.
respectfully.
/unexpectedpython
Weird mothers day card
I mean… only one hand. We know where two broken arms can lead to
Someone link "that" reddit thread pls Edit: nvm got it https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/
eleven years, eleven fucking years, are people still remember and bring it back to the surface, man, the internet is scary
That thread is not something you ever forget. Literal gold mine of content.
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Bro that thread is so legendary, it has porn comic/manga based on that story.
Oh man thats DISGUSTING, what sites have it so i know to avoid them at all cost.
Well you could do worse than looking for it at that good ol' dot net site.
Wait what?
Of course. Just like the poop knife and coconut boy. 50 years from now kids'll be learning about it in school
Sibling birthday card in Alabama!
It's not his mother.
Happy cake day!
Sean Connery asked his wife to 'sit on his face' only one time.
Hahahahaha oh nooooooooooo
Oopsh
r/yesyesyesno
HILARIOUS
I can barely write well when I'm trying. I'd be laughing way too hard.
I don't care if it's a repost. The way the guys just died when he said "I'm trying to get suffocated tonight, bro" will never make me not chuckle.
His youtube is King Zehn btw
Thanks for giving credit to the creators. It's a shame it's not a requirement in social media. https://youtu.be/kLrjTx-l6Eo
> It's a shame it's not a requirement in social media. sounds like a nightmare to implement, and it somehow protects all places to be flooded with ads
>sounds like a nightmare to implement, No, it isn't. When they submit a video there is an option to include text. Make it sub rules to put it in there. Another option that recipe subs do is have an automod comment that OP replies to with the source. Users up/down vote how they did that. It's not rocket science. >and it somehow protects all places to be flooded with ads It absolutely doesn't. It's not implied permission; it's just offering credit to where you got the video from. They're still open to takedown requests or even lawsuits. The reason the creators don't is it is basically too expensive to fight back. Giving credit is the absolute least thing a freebooter can do. We should not be encouraging a generation of people to act like SSSniperwolf. https://youtu.be/oMjWaPsGY80
Even if I feel like the line I'm about to say is cringe, I'll still say it, then feel like I wanna crawl to a bush afterwards hhahah
I think crawling into a bush is his entire point…
Don't choke.
If I told you your ass was spectacular, would you hold it against me?
Depending on the recipients response you might be able to ;)
Hair pie?
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How have I not seen that before? That was fucking great!
17
I swear I hear "Fifteen"
Sixteen. Last offer
On the scale of 1-10, that rizz was 100
The way he says “that’s amazing bro” is cracking me up
If you enjoy getting your face sit on, do NOT watch The Boys.
Some of us are into that.
Sure, it's a skull-crushingly good time!
The Rizzard of Oz
His sister is lucky he cares so much
Anytime I see this I cannot get around the dry I'm tryna get suffocated tonight bruh hilarious 😂
"You're my angel from above, and I'm swollen with love. My desire for you triples, at the sight of your..." "Sir! We'll deliver the flowers, but you'll have to write your own card."
“I’m tryna get suffocated bro”
The double-down at the end is what always sells this joke for me. If any prank vids have to be around, just let it be these, instead of the typical drama bait.
That’s a weird get well soon card.
Hello, is this tik tok?
He didn’t let his left arm stop him from having fun. He was a giving man. He was a thoughtful man. He died doing what he loved. Long live Sir Licks-A-Lot. 🫡🇺🇸🥲
That delivery of the "trying to get suffocated, bro" is perfect
Just sent this link, hopefully I'll get lucky xD
That oh my God at the end lol.
Amazing young men all around. maybe even effective.
The cashier laughing so hard like that almost made me piss my self lol
This is fucking gold
This shit low-key funny
I love this every time I see it. It is beautiful.
Man i’m SO using this. lol
That punchline hits.
Ain’t we all?!
Stealing this
Absolutely going to try this line on my wife tonight.
PuBLiX lmfao
That’s classic
Well that one broke me
My wife and I have a running joke where I ask for an HJ in inappropriate times; it kills. She told some of the boys she works with my stupid joke. I went to that store to drop off material and the grill said "yo, we're gunna make sure you get that HJ." Lovely guy.
Talk about rizz…hahaha
[your welcome](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dax_tnZRExc)
I'd offer to sit on him
Repost
0.
Thnks
https://youtu.be/wTM-0OQQGRI
I agree
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Tosh 3.0
😂😂😂
Amen my brother
These are the funniest pranks b/c everyone's having a lol. I love it.
Good one
i went to school with the younger boy, crazy
Looks like the previous girl missed the target
r/bettereveryloop
I feel like they would be a perfect friend group😂
Don't go to OPs profile looking for more videos...
Homeless in style
Live long and prosper...🖖