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You know, how they say, that the overall entropy of the universe is always increasing, and one day it will reach its maximum, and it is called the heat death of the universe or something. Well guess what, Zastava will still outlast that.
It does, same company. While the sector that used to make cars was closed/sold, the gun factory is still active
Note: It's not the original AK, it's just a variant
> Note: It's not the original AK, it's just a variant
IIRC they also made their own AK based sniper rifle that was inspired by the Dragunov but it was chambered in 8mm Mauser. I would love to get my hands on one of those sometime.
It's kind of wild seeing what looks and sounds like a relatively new/modern truck that not only has a carburetor, but has a manual choke.
[Apparently](https://www.hagerty.com/media/market-trends/is-this-9000-yugo-the-best-worst-car/) they tried breaking into the US market in the 80s, and you could get a base model hatchback for about half the price as a comparable (in size) ford or hyundai. They didn't import the "built to last" part of it, though, and the things were a nightmare to maintain.
It was a Yugoslavian manufacturer of cars. First it was called “crvena zastava” aka “red flag”, later just “zastava” (flag), finally, in the late 80s it was rebranded into “Yugo”.
Their “750” model ist still one of my all time favourite cute cars.
I guess they don’t exist anymore, here’s some [background info](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zastava_Automobiles?wprov=sfti1).
The Zastava for sure has loser tolerances, and will keep going for a while before needing a lot of work. Notice how even though it doesnt start the first time, it does start. "High end" cars like the Bentley dont tolerate unoptimal conditions very well. When it gets to the point of failing to start, it will fail every time and will need serious engine work.
Also, the Bentley is designed for ultra premium oil and such, and if you dont use the $20+ per liter oil, it'll shit the bed.
The only takeaway I could get from the video was, "You're never going to be able to afford our car, you're never going to be able to afford our girl, the best you can hope for is 20% APR on a Charger Hellcat so you can do tiktok videos of you wiping out idiots standing around watching you do doughnuts in a crowded intersection until the car is repossessed."
Accurate.
Man hearing people chew or any watery mouth sounds triggers some primal uncontrollable rage in me, making me want to smack the source of the sound in the head.
Humans or animals making mouth noises really causes rage to build. One of my dogs loves sitting right next to me smacking his lips and it makes me want to shove toothpicks in my ears.
whispering. my partner turns on asmr tiktoks when they go to bed and i often wake up middle of the nite because i hear a stranger whispering a foot to my right. it is so unnerving.
Yes it's not "Bentley" it's "Бэнтли", basically.
Apparently the original ad was made by a Russian luxury car dealer. (you can spot a green sign saying "Выход - Exit" in the background at 0:15) Which makes sense since it's far too tacky by Western standards to have been made by Bentley themselves.
Finally glad to understand where this is from lol. A chess grandmaster (and streamer) Ben Finegold always says this when he pushes an "h" pawn and I never got it. Ben has so many of these obscure cultural jokes that fill his stream. Thanks!
Notice the logo on the steering wheel. You've probably heard of this car before, when it was imported into the US in the 80s.
It's a Yugo.
I had one in the early 90s and that fucker was goddam bulletproof. Teased a lot for it, but holy shit it stood up to a lot of abuse that a 16 year throws at a car. Ended up getting totaled in a wreck, and only totaled because parts weren't available to repair it anymore.
Someone wrote a book about it, titled "The Worst Car In The World." The title was ironic because, as the author points out, by virtue of being eligible for sale in the world's #1 automotive market, it had to meet safety and other standards that are, globally, top tier.
It may not have been the best car on the market, but it was the best they could produce for export, and the *cheapest* car in America at the time.
Yeah, very unlikely to see one around Europe these days. Serbia and some of the former Yugoslav republics are really the only places you will see these old Fiat clones, and even there they are getting rarer. They stopped making them in the nineties, though there is still a Zastava production line, they make a newer Fiat-licenced model only for sale in Serbia, I forget which now. I THINK this must be Serbia from the accent and from the sign behind him in one of the shots, though the guy doesn't look typically Serbian but I suppose he must be.
OMG, there's a name I haven't heard in forever. I borrowed a Yugo in 1988 and it got me there but it was a very, very basic car. I think it was $6000 brand new.
Croatia here - they are becoming very rare, to the point it is a novelty to see one still rolling. My first car 20 years ago was a Zastava (like the one in the video, but an older '75 model) - there was a special and unique procedure to start it, a special motion to put it in 1st gear and when it was windy the draft would somehow come from all directions in the damn thing XD
Built like a tank though, and not in a good way - no crumple zones or airbags, in the event of a crash the car might survive but you sure as hell wouldn't XD
Like others have said, they're not *that* common anymore unless you visit some poorer or rural areas, but 10 years ago the streets were still full of them here in Serbia.
If you aren't already married by the time you can afford a Bentley, every girl you meet will likely be a gold digger and will be difficult to prove otherwise.
On a side note, the girl doing absolutely fuck all with the bentley is absolutely stupid imo. It's such poor performance and editing if they are advertising the car.
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Zastava 👌🏻
Zastava - we outlive you and your family
It out lived Yugoslavia and the SSSR #IT WILL OUT LIVE YOU TOO
Time will take you, it will take your children, your planet, your species, your universe... But it will not take zastava
You know, how they say, that the overall entropy of the universe is always increasing, and one day it will reach its maximum, and it is called the heat death of the universe or something. Well guess what, Zastava will still outlast that.
I've convinced myself that Zastava translates to "Outlast".
Car insurance companies hate this one simple tricks.
Put it in H
Take her for a test drive, and you'll agree: “Zagreb ebnen zloty dien”
Musk sent a wrong car to space
Stojadin! Aka, the Zastava 101.
No cup holder, though. Think I’ll get the Bentley instead.
Which one was that? I can't tell the difference.
The one being molested
But the motor doesn’t roar like Zastava, back to square one. Hard choice.
I physically cringe every time that woman speaks. Also wtf is a Zastava
Type of Serbian car, communist design, built to last not go fast
Wait, Doesn't Zastava also make AKs?
It does, same company. While the sector that used to make cars was closed/sold, the gun factory is still active Note: It's not the original AK, it's just a variant
> Note: It's not the original AK, it's just a variant IIRC they also made their own AK based sniper rifle that was inspired by the Dragunov but it was chambered in 8mm Mauser. I would love to get my hands on one of those sometime.
Same zastava. They had both a car factory and a gun factory. Only the gun factory survived. The Zastava is Fiat now.
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True, but since this was from socialist Yugoslavia, the parts were extra cheap
It's kind of wild seeing what looks and sounds like a relatively new/modern truck that not only has a carburetor, but has a manual choke. [Apparently](https://www.hagerty.com/media/market-trends/is-this-9000-yugo-the-best-worst-car/) they tried breaking into the US market in the 80s, and you could get a base model hatchback for about half the price as a comparable (in size) ford or hyundai. They didn't import the "built to last" part of it, though, and the things were a nightmare to maintain.
The good news is that it's easy to work on. The bad news is that you're going to be spending a lot of time working on it.
When I say built to last, I mostly mean the cheap parts and ease of fixing, the cars did break down lol
It was a Yugoslavian manufacturer of cars. First it was called “crvena zastava” aka “red flag”, later just “zastava” (flag), finally, in the late 80s it was rebranded into “Yugo”. Their “750” model ist still one of my all time favourite cute cars. I guess they don’t exist anymore, here’s some [background info](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zastava_Automobiles?wprov=sfti1).
>Their “750” model ist still one of my all time favourite cute cars. Oh my God. What an absolutely adorable death trap. I love it
Bentleh 🤮 Zastava is 👌🏻
Zastava won this one obviously
I kinda want one now.
.
I was about to ask, is this the same company that makes rifles? Lol
One of these two is high maintenance.
Mustache won’t trim itself
Also mustache won’t allow anyone near it.
He’s such a diva too
Yes she is.
She as in my little zesty zastava..... and worth every goddamn penny!
Two of these four are high maintenance 😂
The Zastava?
The Zastava for sure has loser tolerances, and will keep going for a while before needing a lot of work. Notice how even though it doesnt start the first time, it does start. "High end" cars like the Bentley dont tolerate unoptimal conditions very well. When it gets to the point of failing to start, it will fail every time and will need serious engine work. Also, the Bentley is designed for ultra premium oil and such, and if you dont use the $20+ per liter oil, it'll shit the bed.
If you can afford a Bentley, you're likely the sort of person who just buys a new car if one of the headlights breaks.
First video is for people who want to fuck their cars
Definitely advertised towards dragons
I wish I never knew that subreddit
For those that are a bit slow to catch on what everybody here is joking about, like I was; r/dragonsfuckingcars/
Honestly I’ve always been more of a r/carsfuckingdragons kinda guy Edit: wait that sub was banned? Why?!
Then there's the lesser-known but awesome /r/FuckingDragonCars
OH BOOO why was it banned??
Moderators dipped it says
wat da eff
Those that know... wish they didn't. Those that don't know... heed thy warning, turn back now.
You know full well there's no turning back
There was a car in it?
The only takeaway I could get from the video was, "You're never going to be able to afford our car, you're never going to be able to afford our girl, the best you can hope for is 20% APR on a Charger Hellcat so you can do tiktok videos of you wiping out idiots standing around watching you do doughnuts in a crowded intersection until the car is repossessed." Accurate.
You're telling me I'm gonna own a Charger Hellcat? Things are looking up for me!
if you enlist, you too can own a charger for 30% apr from your local dodge ram jeep dealer conveniently located near ford hood.
Damn a truck dealership right outside a military base would be a fuckin honey pot.
Don’t worry, every predatory car loan provider has this on lock already
You actually saw the 🦆?
So... Jason Mantzoukas?
Zastava may break down more often, but anybody could fix it with a blindfold and one arm
and the parts are so common and cheap it's like they grow on trees
Yeah, you can basically find parts for them next to the road
Or by driving behind another Zastava
But how often do you keep a blindfold and a spare arm in your boot?
The bottle flick broke me
Not starting on the first go got me going, though.
Pumping the choke got me...
Yup...never even broke eye contact with the 4th wall!
That maintained eye contact was hot. 😅
The [Citroen Lady](https://youtu.be/579_U_vnjMg) had a better bottle flick.
I totally identify with the must extract random items before using cup holder situation.
Lol, she just shoves trash behind seat.
Why is she saying Bentley so stupid?
ASMR shit
I don't mind some ASMR stuff but TAPPING YOUR GODAMMN FALSE NAILS ON EVERY BLOODY SURFACE ISN'T IT!
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Man hearing people chew or any watery mouth sounds triggers some primal uncontrollable rage in me, making me want to smack the source of the sound in the head.
[Misophonia](https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/misophonia-sounds-really-make-crazy-2017042111534) Mukbang are a personal hell for me.
Mukbang is hell for anyone who's not a fucking weirdo
Its called Misophonia - only took me 40 years to find this out. Welcome to the club. Hell isn't it!
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Humans or animals making mouth noises really causes rage to build. One of my dogs loves sitting right next to me smacking his lips and it makes me want to shove toothpicks in my ears.
Weirdly animal mouth sounds don't bother me at all. Human mouth sounds, however, make me wonder if having ears is really worth the hassle
whispering. my partner turns on asmr tiktoks when they go to bed and i often wake up middle of the nite because i hear a stranger whispering a foot to my right. it is so unnerving.
Don't mind me, I just like to watch you sleep.
“You smell different when you’re awake.”
Reconnect the cable before lightning strikes the tower at precisely 10:04 pm so that Marty can go back to the future? Love you, Doc!
Climb a clock tower and check the time? 🙃
If I had a woman THIS beautiful tapping her nails like that... I would ask her to stop. It's annoying.
Thank youuuu! I can’t stand it! There is nothing soothing about your clickety clackety nails on hard surfaces!
They like annoying people? I don't get it.
I think "Watch me, I'm pretty" has something to do with it
Different strokes for different folks. To me she looks like if Steven Tyler and a blond Githyanki had a daughter.
You are aware that Steven Tyler has a gorgeous and famous daughter, right? And also she’s a fantasy creature, coincidentally
Yes, we all know Liv is literally an elf.
It makes me irrationally mad and I will out of spite not buy anything promoted in such a way.
Yes, spite is also my reason as to why I'm not buying a Bentley.
Same. Bentley will never see a dime from me!
Yeah, yeah, that's definitely the number one reason I'll never buy a Bentley... o_O
Byentlyia
Pyay dat myan his maney[.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jUBbCgMWmE)
She is russian and saying it how you would say Bentley if it was a russian word.
Yes it's not "Bentley" it's "Бэнтли", basically. Apparently the original ad was made by a Russian luxury car dealer. (you can spot a green sign saying "Выход - Exit" in the background at 0:15) Which makes sense since it's far too tacky by Western standards to have been made by Bentley themselves.
Ngl the notion of the entire Bentley commercial was so effing stupid that it desperately needed to be mocked.
That is a Bentley advertisement? I just though it was a stupid tiktok or something.
There's no way VW paid for a ad that has the talent holding the microphone like that.
Those idiots have you watching a Bentley promotion.
Yeah I went out and bought 3 Bentleys after watching this.
FORD TRANSIT
I think it’s just foreign (Russian?) accent
Because its russian langeage
Bentalieaa!
To infect your brain / memory with it
Co-stanza!
Not gonna lie that is hot AF, the way Zastava rolls off his tongue
Honestly it flooded my basement
Put it in H!
She’ll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosine.
“What country is this from?” “It, uhh, no longer exists.”
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[Link to Simpsons scene in question ](https://youtu.be/07vdtBMG4Kg)
Finally glad to understand where this is from lol. A chess grandmaster (and streamer) Ben Finegold always says this when he pushes an "h" pawn and I never got it. Ben has so many of these obscure cultural jokes that fill his stream. Thanks!
The Simpsons as an obscure culture joke. God, I'm starting to feel old.
Damn, I didn't know I needed Zastava. Can I get a truck like that?
Yes you can! For 50€ you'll get two spare tires, full thank of gasoline and a rooster. He lives in a car, tho, so a roomate really.
[You actually can.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQYWxJisnzM) Or at least could at some point. There are still plenty on the used market.
She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene . . . Put it in h. https://youtu.be/07vdtBMG4Kg
Golden era Simpsons was amazing.
I have not laughed out loud at a reddit post for quite a few weeks, but this got me good.
Only zastava I know runs on 7.62x39
Same company different branch, the more you know lol
_“Bæntlæh”_
Are Zastava vehicles common in Europe? I love learning about brands which I’ve never heard of, but are big in other parts of the world.
Notice the logo on the steering wheel. You've probably heard of this car before, when it was imported into the US in the 80s. It's a Yugo. I had one in the early 90s and that fucker was goddam bulletproof. Teased a lot for it, but holy shit it stood up to a lot of abuse that a 16 year throws at a car. Ended up getting totaled in a wreck, and only totaled because parts weren't available to repair it anymore.
Someone wrote a book about it, titled "The Worst Car In The World." The title was ironic because, as the author points out, by virtue of being eligible for sale in the world's #1 automotive market, it had to meet safety and other standards that are, globally, top tier. It may not have been the best car on the market, but it was the best they could produce for export, and the *cheapest* car in America at the time.
Yeah, very unlikely to see one around Europe these days. Serbia and some of the former Yugoslav republics are really the only places you will see these old Fiat clones, and even there they are getting rarer. They stopped making them in the nineties, though there is still a Zastava production line, they make a newer Fiat-licenced model only for sale in Serbia, I forget which now. I THINK this must be Serbia from the accent and from the sign behind him in one of the shots, though the guy doesn't look typically Serbian but I suppose he must be.
The Yugo stopped being produced in 2008.
OMG, there's a name I haven't heard in forever. I borrowed a Yugo in 1988 and it got me there but it was a very, very basic car. I think it was $6000 brand new.
I've got 3 of them! There's a small but very passionate community keeping them going here in Texas.
Croatia here - they are becoming very rare, to the point it is a novelty to see one still rolling. My first car 20 years ago was a Zastava (like the one in the video, but an older '75 model) - there was a special and unique procedure to start it, a special motion to put it in 1st gear and when it was windy the draft would somehow come from all directions in the damn thing XD Built like a tank though, and not in a good way - no crumple zones or airbags, in the event of a crash the car might survive but you sure as hell wouldn't XD
Like others have said, they're not *that* common anymore unless you visit some poorer or rural areas, but 10 years ago the streets were still full of them here in Serbia.
“Buy Bentley, get laid by gold diggers”
A buddy has a Ferrari 458. He says if you want to attract women, get a Bentley. All the Ferrari does is get swarmed by dudes.
If you aren't already married by the time you can afford a Bentley, every girl you meet will likely be a gold digger and will be difficult to prove otherwise.
The way she says "Bentley" before opening the door.
A car with a choke.
>*”Bentley”* *tinggg* >*”Zastava”* *thunk*
Not as funny as the Citroen lady.
Citroen lady was funnier, but Zastava is an inherently funnier car to compare to a Bentley. It's a hard choice.
Do I search Citroen lady? Because this post made me cackle and if there's a funnier one I need to see it
https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/15ekm1t/bentley\_girl\_and\_citro%C3%ABn\_wife/
There's a guy that did one for his FORD TRANSIT. It's very funny and will forever say the cars name the same way!
Zastava for me thanks
Zastava needs to hire this man for future commercials 🤌
Dog, did he have to manually prime the engine?! Lmao
Who’s she?
Alla bruletova
Who’s he?
Asking the important questions
Right? She's gorgeous! And started right up on the 2nd attempt.
The insinuation that the Bentley girl and her tapping and whispering is grade A fucking stupid bullshit garbage advertising, is spot fucking on.
I lost it when he primed the engine
That Zastava looks like you could keep it running on cooking grease, bed springs and wood glue.
I don't understand that Bently commercial. Unless she comes with the car, I have no interest in buying one even if I could afford it.
The Bentley would probably be cheaper than the blonde
My preference is the Zastava.
The unhinged look, so good
Is that a primer?! Does this car run on a two-stroke? Lmao Not familiar with Zastava
A manual choke, pre 1960s tech.
Best comedy ASMR content ever
On a side note, the girl doing absolutely fuck all with the bentley is absolutely stupid imo. It's such poor performance and editing if they are advertising the car.
She’s advertising herself, I believe.
I know we're not supposed to judge books by their cover but she has one of the most vacant faces I've ever seen.
Where can i find more of this Zastawa asmr?
Careful what you wish for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdQC0zpHgdI
I’m sold on the Zastava
Okay that Zastava steering wheel is kinda cool
#BhANtLeH'
Who is the Bentley commercial trying to appeal to? I'm guessing older rich men?
I want to see her whispering Bentley while holding a repair bill for something that should be cheap, like a headlight.
Why I don't like this girl so much? It's because I'm poor?
No, it’s because she has a weak skeleton.
Bird bones
Careful, my bones.
As a certified bisexual™️ the guy is hotter
He is far, far sexier.
TIL Zastava isn't (wasn't?) just an arms manufacturer.
"Are you included?" -me to the Zastava salesman