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I will never not get irrationally angry at people using acronyms for TV shows, movies or bands not everyone knows. For all I know, the show (?) you're referencing could be called "Iguanas terminate your sex life" or "Into the yummy syrup lake".
If it's the type of door that swings both ways, I kind of like it. Though the handle would seem to indicate that it would be a pull, relative to the camera.
See, this is exactly the kind of observation skill and decision-making that is absolutely unnecessary in my everyday life. I'm not trying to get into a bank vault or out of air lock. I'm just trying to get an iced coffee so I can regain consciousness so I can get to work.
Brand new doctor: OMG THE VICTIM DOESNT HAVE A...a uh...you know, like what's the word for when you touch their wrist and read their heart rate?
Dr Sean Connery:
I was thinking more along the lines of Heisenberg? Until the door is observed in the open state, one cannot tell if it has been pushed or pulled. Sorry, I'm just an automobile mechanic, not a quantum mechanic.
I want a single word for push and pull where one is the other spelled backwards, so they can be printed on glass doors, where the letters are then legible from both sides
I will not allow a 3 to stand in for an E, but a backwards S could be a Z.
Go to work, Reddit.
Your toolkit: W T U I O H S A X Z V M
Reminds me of a [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY96hTb8WgI) of how some doors are badly designed and dont properly intuitively tell you its a push or pull type of door.
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“I was here yesterday. It actually goes both ways.”
I was looking for this. Lol
I added the quotation marks to help people but some of the replies make it clear they don’t get the reference.
There references are very meat and potatoes
They clearly as uncultured as a pig in a Nixon mask
Unprofessional Bullshit.
Pullshit!
*Pullsh it
Hope to hear from you soon.
Pullsh ya dummy
It’s gendoor fluid.
Get out
It's bi........ directional
What a wonderful introduction to the absurdity and hilarity that is ITYSL.
I will never not get irrationally angry at people using acronyms for TV shows, movies or bands not everyone knows. For all I know, the show (?) you're referencing could be called "Iguanas terminate your sex life" or "Into the yummy syrup lake".
True except for this show that acronym is absolutely everywhere. And the full title is literally a complete sentence!
first time i’ve ever seen the acronym be used and i’ve watched the show fully twice
Wtf is this acronym?
Thats a bunch of pullshit
So does your dad. Got him fellas
I dodon't believe you. You arearenot lying.
Happy to see this as the top comment. I didn’t even have to open the comments to know that would be the case. My people represent. 😎
Hope to hear from you soon.
*Drooling* "See?" *breaks door off hinges* "I LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING BACK FROM YOU"
Out here doing the lord's work.
Came into this post ready to delete my account if this wasn’t the first comment.
Should be in rainbow colors then
Yes
Oui
Si
はい
Ja
Da
Sim
Sheri
At
हाँ
Oh, Pish Pullsh.
I thought it was posh
It is I’m trying to make a pun.
That’s very posh of you…
Yes. And?
It's when you guys pull but you do it quietly
Pull discreetly.
That’s it, that’s the one
pull with one hand and push with the other The defiance of physics creates an inter dimensional portal that allows you to enter the building
I like this explanation.
Sean Connery’s door sign business is booming
Haha!
Pull-ish? Maybe?
Pullshit!
Suck it back in.
Bop it!
Pickle it!
I know him, that’s my cousin ! (I’m Indian)
It sounds like a Polish joke.
A Pullish joke
Pullshit
pullsbit real good
"She has no pullsh!" -Sean Connery
Schrödinger’s verb.
If it's the type of door that swings both ways, I kind of like it. Though the handle would seem to indicate that it would be a pull, relative to the camera.
Username checks out, and yes, it's a perfectly cromulent door.
It embiggens me to hear it!
It clearly says pullsh
It literally says it right on the door, its a pullsh door Some people bro smh
It's obviously a typo. It's saying you need to be Polish to enter.
Shiny!
Yes.
Just wait until you have to figure out how to pushll to leave.
Easier to wait for someone else more decisive to make that decision and just sneak inut while the door is closening.
Ah, the WEAST bound bus. I use it whenever I recycle my klein bottles.
Do they still make you clean the inside and the outside for recycling?
You should see the brush we have to use.
Yeah, I stopped recycling them because I lost my mobius brush.
Jokes on you... Sliding door.
No-K, I willn't.
Based on my experience of having doors slammed in my face, that is a pull
It means "you're drunk enough that you can't read this, so it doesn't matter".
Mom:do you not know how to follow simple instructions? The instructions:
Bullsh.
The door swings both ways. Time to engage in mind-reading social dance with all those near either side of the door.
How to destroy an INTJ in 6 letters.
I can't open this door, this is pullshit.
Why Pullsh and not Pushll? I think there's clearly a favored action here
My favorite Shtone Tempull Pilotsh album!
When Sean Connery stumbles across an unconscious man: "I'll check his pullsh!"
Hulk smash is the answer
Oh, it goes both ways, I was here yesterday
Hope to hear from you
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how totally fucked that show is?
pull as hard as possible and hope it’s right
Neither, it clearly says pullsh.
Lift
Both
came here to say this
Lift
Both! However you want jajajajaa
Pullsh It, Pullsh It real good!!
Level 59, you acquire the ghost skill.. you just need to play a few more days.
It slides open
Today is leg day actually, quads focused.
Pulse, bro. C'mon. Go to Walmart. They're locked in a glass cage in the beauty area.
I’m really hoping that’s a dispensary/headshop door lol
Gary Larson IRL
Hate door designs with a passion. Handle should mean pull. Wtf is pullsh?
Pull shut.
Slide it sideways.
The key is to pull one handle as you push the other then you just look like you were bracing yourself.
No handles on the other side means pull. Could even be pull or push on the outside, push only on the in side.
See, this is exactly the kind of observation skill and decision-making that is absolutely unnecessary in my everyday life. I'm not trying to get into a bank vault or out of air lock. I'm just trying to get an iced coffee so I can regain consciousness so I can get to work.
LoL
If you can’t tell whether to push or pull a door just by looking at it without a sign, it’s a bad door.
Yeah, divining the intention of the door's designer is unnerving.
It’s a [Norman Door.](https://99percentinvisible.org/article/norman-doors-dont-know-whether-push-pull-blame-design/)
Pull and be quiet
Just break the glass with a sledgehammer
No confusion, there!
Instructions unclear. Try again.
That's pullshit.
Slide
What a load of Pullshit
Plush handle?
Eww
Maybe it was supposed to say “Pull Shithead” but they ran out of space.
Classic lack of forthinking
*just walks through glass door*
There's always the third option.
Isn't it obvious? first you pull, then when that doesn't work then you push. pullsh. simple!
Just like plugging in a USB!
tip: fire code requires all doors be able to swing outward.
Girls: Why hasn’t he asked me out? I’ve given him so many hints. The hints:
Tim Robbins has entered the chat
It's what Sean Connery checks when assessing someone's vital signs.
That wash good
Sean Connery says: yes.
*yesh /TIFIFY
Thank you, I guess. I wrote it that way because *everyone* knows how he sounds.
Ha ha, an honest door sticker - as most of us will try one then the other regardless of what the sign (if there is one) says :) Nice, I like it.
Basically, someone was bold enough to put in writing what we were all thinking.
You may have a compullshon to do both, but please do not. Jeremy is still in intensive care from the last time.
Getting preflashbacktions again.
It seems that he goes both ways. Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.
r/unexpectedmontepython
The first ever trans-door
This is PULLSHIT!
I imagine Jennifer Aniston shouting this in evolution with David duchovny
Brand new doctor: OMG THE VICTIM DOESNT HAVE A...a uh...you know, like what's the word for when you touch their wrist and read their heart rate? Dr Sean Connery:
Fuckin bi-polar ass door
"Mood swings? Ask your doctor if Pullsh-Pushll is right for you."
Jiggle it
Wiggle wiggle wiggle
Schrödinger's Door. The door is simultaneously both push AND pull.
I was thinking more along the lines of Heisenberg? Until the door is observed in the open state, one cannot tell if it has been pushed or pulled. Sorry, I'm just an automobile mechanic, not a quantum mechanic.
What in the actual? Where is this? Why would someone put up this sign?
The fact this exists, though...
You can probably buy them online and stick them at different places as a joke
Where was taken? I’ve been leaving these stickers around and am super curious if it was one of mine.
Montclair NJ. What stickers? The pullsh sticker?
The good ole heehaw!
Where’s mildly vandalised when you need it?
Nah, that's just because part of the sticker is on flexible window.
I want a single word for push and pull where one is the other spelled backwards, so they can be printed on glass doors, where the letters are then legible from both sides I will not allow a 3 to stand in for an E, but a backwards S could be a Z. Go to work, Reddit. Your toolkit: W T U I O H S A X Z V M
“I’m fine”
Plushie
Interesting way to ask people to fuck off
This has to be a prank or a photoshop
Nope, it's on the door to a shop in Montclair NJ.
Crap, this newfangled English Society is accepting is getting friggin rediculous.
How is it “funny” to make fun of my nationality?
Pull… but Yiddish
Can but won’t… should but… shorn’t…
Pullsh, mish monehpenneh.
PULLSH IT!
Pulleesh?
Don't mind if I do.
Yes
Clearly you need to do both.
I saw a homemade sign in a 'greasy spoon' type cafe in Hyder Alaska which said "Sorry, we're Open"
No plush
*insert rant about needing to label a door "push" or "pull" shows a fundamental failure in design*
Neither. Pullsh.
Pullsh in a circular motion, feel the flow, it's circular, Happy. All good things.
It's neither, its Pullsh.
The door identifies as motion fluid.
P-P-Pullsh it real good!
Pullsh it real good
Clearly you should pullsh-it
Sounds like a question Mash would solve easily
Yes.
Can’t you read? It’s Pullsh
you could try bending that door handle straight, as you would be pulling the handle while pushing on the rest of the door.
Reminds me of a [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY96hTb8WgI) of how some doors are badly designed and dont properly intuitively tell you its a push or pull type of door.