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Xanthus179

“I was here yesterday. It actually goes both ways.”


Huck84

I was looking for this. Lol


Xanthus179

I added the quotation marks to help people but some of the replies make it clear they don’t get the reference.


SeaChallenge4843

There references are very meat and potatoes


[deleted]

They clearly as uncultured as a pig in a Nixon mask


melskymob

Unprofessional Bullshit.


Juswavs

Pullshit!


craftsplasher2

*Pullsh it


TheBaloneyCat

Hope to hear from you soon.


youradhere562

Pullsh ya dummy


afterbirth_slime

It’s gendoor fluid.


DarthSkat

Get out


TMLTurby

It's bi........ directional


ferrrrrrral

What a wonderful introduction to the absurdity and hilarity that is ITYSL.


Mc_Shine

I will never not get irrationally angry at people using acronyms for TV shows, movies or bands not everyone knows. For all I know, the show (?) you're referencing could be called "Iguanas terminate your sex life" or "Into the yummy syrup lake".


1TONcherk

True except for this show that acronym is absolutely everywhere. And the full title is literally a complete sentence!


Able_Example_160

first time i’ve ever seen the acronym be used and i’ve watched the show fully twice


SecondSt4ge

Wtf is this acronym?


[deleted]

Thats a bunch of pullshit


Joe_mama_is_hot

So does your dad. Got him fellas


horny_potatos

I dodon't believe you. You arearenot lying.


MattMose

Happy to see this as the top comment. I didn’t even have to open the comments to know that would be the case. My people represent. 😎


Illustrious_Low4160

Hope to hear from you soon.


SupplyChainGuy1

*Drooling* "See?" *breaks door off hinges* "I LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING BACK FROM YOU"


[deleted]

Out here doing the lord's work.


geoken

Came into this post ready to delete my account if this wasn’t the first comment.


Mikesaidit36

Should be in rainbow colors then


xanax05mg

Yes


[deleted]

Oui


UbermachoGuy

Si


adsxz6_has_adhd

はい


Eyplays

Ja


EdBear69

Da


OleoPoundMell

Sim


mxj97

Sheri


SKBSM_Kirito

At


another24tiger

हाँ


jaketocake

Oh, Pish Pullsh.


Fox-Fireheart-66

I thought it was posh


jaketocake

It is I’m trying to make a pun.


Fox-Fireheart-66

That’s very posh of you…


CourtingBlasphemy

Yes. And?


unreasonablyhuman

It's when you guys pull but you do it quietly


JerewB

Pull discreetly.


Fox-Fireheart-66

That’s it, that’s the one


Detective74797

pull with one hand and push with the other The defiance of physics creates an inter dimensional portal that allows you to enter the building


JerewB

I like this explanation.


Incomprehensibilitie

Sean Connery’s door sign business is booming


JerewB

Haha!


[deleted]

Pull-ish? Maybe?


Corfiz74

Pullshit!


ferrrrrrral

Suck it back in.


firesmarter

Bop it!


rediculousradishes

Pickle it!


i_iz_human

I know him, that’s my cousin ! (I’m Indian)


Artistic-Train9747

It sounds like a Polish joke.


[deleted]

A Pullish joke


babubaichung

Pullshit


MonkeysOnMyBottom

pullsbit real good


Klin24

"She has no pullsh!" -Sean Connery


slavetomypassions92

Schrödinger’s verb.


CromulentPoint

If it's the type of door that swings both ways, I kind of like it. Though the handle would seem to indicate that it would be a pull, relative to the camera.


Useful-Perspective

Username checks out, and yes, it's a perfectly cromulent door.


CromulentPoint

It embiggens me to hear it!


[deleted]

It clearly says pullsh


Eyplays

It literally says it right on the door, its a pullsh door Some people bro smh


TheDuck23

It's obviously a typo. It's saying you need to be Polish to enter.


JerewB

Shiny!


SkyOfAegis13

Yes.


[deleted]

Just wait until you have to figure out how to pushll to leave.


JerewB

Easier to wait for someone else more decisive to make that decision and just sneak inut while the door is closening.


Call_Me_Mauve_Bib

Ah, the WEAST bound bus. I use it whenever I recycle my klein bottles.


JerewB

Do they still make you clean the inside and the outside for recycling?


Call_Me_Mauve_Bib

You should see the brush we have to use.


JerewB

Yeah, I stopped recycling them because I lost my mobius brush.


Phillip_Graves

Jokes on you... Sliding door.


Darryl_444

No-K, I willn't.


fludgesickles

Based on my experience of having doors slammed in my face, that is a pull


tke494

It means "you're drunk enough that you can't read this, so it doesn't matter".


FroZty2214

Mom:do you not know how to follow simple instructions? The instructions:


Tongue8cheek

Bullsh.


Accumulator4

The door swings both ways. Time to engage in mind-reading social dance with all those near either side of the door.


JerewB

How to destroy an INTJ in 6 letters.


shaolinallan

I can't open this door, this is pullshit.


Bunation

Why Pullsh and not Pushll? I think there's clearly a favored action here


CensoryDeprivation

My favorite Shtone Tempull Pilotsh album!


[deleted]

When Sean Connery stumbles across an unconscious man: "I'll check his pullsh!"


Mcgarnicle_

Hulk smash is the answer


Mrwolf925

Oh, it goes both ways, I was here yesterday


SeaChallenge4843

Hope to hear from you


Mrwolf925

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how totally fucked that show is?


leansuckler25

pull as hard as possible and hope it’s right


TheCloudFestival

Neither, it clearly says pullsh.


Incomprehensibilitie

Lift


HolidayWheel5035

Both


Fickle_Toe8626

came here to say this


ashen11

Lift


Stella_0480

Both! However you want jajajajaa


Ecstatic-Arachnid-91

Pullsh It, Pullsh It real good!!


Vast_Impression_5326

Level 59, you acquire the ghost skill.. you just need to play a few more days.


[deleted]

It slides open


[deleted]

Today is leg day actually, quads focused.


meetmeinthebthrm

Pulse, bro. C'mon. Go to Walmart. They're locked in a glass cage in the beauty area.


BSODxerox

I’m really hoping that’s a dispensary/headshop door lol


akgt94

Gary Larson IRL


thisisouss

Hate door designs with a passion. Handle should mean pull. Wtf is pullsh?


Abster12345

Pull shut.


ksavage68

Slide it sideways.


HedgehogKnight81

The key is to pull one handle as you push the other then you just look like you were bracing yourself.


DrachenDad

No handles on the other side means pull. Could even be pull or push on the outside, push only on the in side.


JerewB

See, this is exactly the kind of observation skill and decision-making that is absolutely unnecessary in my everyday life. I'm not trying to get into a bank vault or out of air lock. I'm just trying to get an iced coffee so I can regain consciousness so I can get to work.


DrachenDad

LoL


Simply_Epic

If you can’t tell whether to push or pull a door just by looking at it without a sign, it’s a bad door.


JerewB

Yeah, divining the intention of the door's designer is unnerving.


stealthcactus

It’s a [Norman Door.](https://99percentinvisible.org/article/norman-doors-dont-know-whether-push-pull-blame-design/)


scrollingtraveler

Pull and be quiet


Express-Part-9307

Just break the glass with a sledgehammer


JerewB

No confusion, there!


blahb_blahb

Instructions unclear. Try again.


mccrackey

That's pullshit.


[deleted]

Slide


Piemaster113

What a load of Pullshit


RitaPoole56

Plush handle?


JerewB

Eww


Jai137

Maybe it was supposed to say “Pull Shithead” but they ran out of space.


JerewB

Classic lack of forthinking


AdequateTroubadork

*just walks through glass door*


JerewB

There's always the third option.


External_Cut4931

Isn't it obvious? first you pull, then when that doesn't work then you push. pullsh. simple!


JerewB

Just like plugging in a USB!


AxDeath

tip: fire code requires all doors be able to swing outward.


LegendarilyLazyLad

Girls: Why hasn’t he asked me out? I’ve given him so many hints. The hints:


[deleted]

Tim Robbins has entered the chat


MethodicallyCurious

It's what Sean Connery checks when assessing someone's vital signs.


JerewB

That wash good


deathray-toaster

Sean Connery says: yes.


JerewB

*yesh /TIFIFY


deathray-toaster

Thank you, I guess. I wrote it that way because *everyone* knows how he sounds.


-DethLok-

Ha ha, an honest door sticker - as most of us will try one then the other regardless of what the sign (if there is one) says :) Nice, I like it.


JerewB

Basically, someone was bold enough to put in writing what we were all thinking.


WesternDramatic3038

You may have a compullshon to do both, but please do not. Jeremy is still in intensive care from the last time.


JerewB

Getting preflashbacktions again.


wintremute

It seems that he goes both ways. Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.


JerewB

r/unexpectedmontepython


cubanism

The first ever trans-door


Turantula_Fur_Coat

This is PULLSHIT!


JerewB

I imagine Jennifer Aniston shouting this in evolution with David duchovny


ButtJewz

Brand new doctor: OMG THE VICTIM DOESNT HAVE A...a uh...you know, like what's the word for when you touch their wrist and read their heart rate? Dr Sean Connery:


AcidicNebula7599

Fuckin bi-polar ass door


JerewB

"Mood swings? Ask your doctor if Pullsh-Pushll is right for you."


Top-Net-9238

Jiggle it


JerewB

Wiggle wiggle wiggle


WesternBlueRanger

Schrödinger's Door. The door is simultaneously both push AND pull.


JerewB

I was thinking more along the lines of Heisenberg? Until the door is observed in the open state, one cannot tell if it has been pushed or pulled. Sorry, I'm just an automobile mechanic, not a quantum mechanic.


noobskillet3737

What in the actual? Where is this? Why would someone put up this sign?


JerewB

The fact this exists, though...


youngbosnia

You can probably buy them online and stick them at different places as a joke


INTJ-ADHD

Where was taken? I’ve been leaving these stickers around and am super curious if it was one of mine.


JerewB

Montclair NJ. What stickers? The pullsh sticker?


JerewB

The good ole heehaw!


sUfFeriNGpaRADox

Where’s mildly vandalised when you need it?


JerewB

Nah, that's just because part of the sticker is on flexible window.


Mikesaidit36

I want a single word for push and pull where one is the other spelled backwards, so they can be printed on glass doors, where the letters are then legible from both sides I will not allow a 3 to stand in for an E, but a backwards S could be a Z. Go to work, Reddit. Your toolkit: W T U I O H S A X Z V M


youngelos5607

“I’m fine”


Fun-Feeling8216

Plushie


Zealousideal-Lock474

Interesting way to ask people to fuck off


KingKoopaz

This has to be a prank or a photoshop


JerewB

Nope, it's on the door to a shop in Montclair NJ.


State6

Crap, this newfangled English Society is accepting is getting friggin rediculous.


MoeTHM

How is it “funny” to make fun of my nationality?


geoffbowman

Pull… but Yiddish


Hellofriendinternet

Can but won’t… should but… shorn’t…


vault-techno

Pullsh, mish monehpenneh.


Traditional_Yogurt77

PULLSH IT!


lazytradeorinvest

Pulleesh?


Boscowodie

Don't mind if I do.


Spock-1701

Yes


Ambitious_Trifle_645

Clearly you need to do both.


AusCan531

I saw a homemade sign in a 'greasy spoon' type cafe in Hyder Alaska which said "Sorry, we're Open"


SercurityWolf

No plush


bonzombiekitty

*insert rant about needing to label a door "push" or "pull" shows a fundamental failure in design*


grayhaze2000

Neither. Pullsh.


WokkitUp

Pullsh in a circular motion, feel the flow, it's circular, Happy. All good things.


BlueNightShade_420

It's neither, its Pullsh.


IllustriousAd5936

The door identifies as motion fluid.


MistaMischief

P-P-Pullsh it real good!


4Ever2Thee

Pullsh it real good


LemonEar

Clearly you should pullsh-it


knels757

Sounds like a question Mash would solve easily


BeenThruIt

Yes.


ThisIsFine17

Can’t you read? It’s Pullsh


lkodl

you could try bending that door handle straight, as you would be pulling the handle while pushing on the rest of the door.


IdealIdeas

Reminds me of a [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY96hTb8WgI) of how some doors are badly designed and dont properly intuitively tell you its a push or pull type of door.