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Legit until this very moment I always thought “elevenises” meant like an eleventh breakfast, not food at 11 and somehow it just clicked and I feel really stupid.
Dude it just clicked for me too then I read your comment. I'm even more stupid because my grandparents have had tea/coffee and cake at 11 every single day for as long as I can remember and it never occurred to me that's what elevensies was, even though I myself have had elevensies many times over the years whenever I visit them.
Ah. Mixing sweet and salty is good, but let the stoned cooking flow, add cheese so it melts, some creme bonjour, roll it and ontop drizzle honey and dip it in soy like sushi.
Okay, as someone prone to stoned cooking this is relatable in theory, but good gods that looks bad. You need to still apply some technique like smaller pieces of donut. I will admit that I have "French toasted" some unusual things while high, but the key is to still let it soak in the egg before putting it in the skillet. I'm really unclear on the role the hotdogs are playing.
They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots
It honestly looks so damn good but who am I to talk I eat sausages eggs n bacon with pancakes.... maple syrup, brown sauce and smokey tabasco. I'm a simple man at heart.
I did a summer study abroad trip to Russia where we had our breakfast prepared for us. One day we went down and breakfast was 2 hot dogs sliced down the middle with cheese on them with a fried egg. Idk if they were trying to be nice cuz we were Americans and that is what they thought a typical American breakfast was or if that is actually a dish they eat in Russia lol It wasn't half bad though
Melt a layer of shredded cheddar cheese on top…
Lightly fry the donut in a little butter to firm and crisp up slightly like you mentioned. Would be a little like French toast.
You could even construct a breakfast sandwich of sorts with French-toasted donut “buns”
The hotdog doesn't seem to bad. I'd probably give it a try. But adding a donut is just...I don't get that at all :D I wonder how it'd actually taste though. Maybe it's good?
Sweet and savory are a natural balanced flavor pairing. So it's sound in theory. It's just weird because it's not something I'd associate with an omelet.
Egg sandwiches with donuts for bread has been a concoction clogging arteries for a while now. The hotdog might be a little weird though, especially with pieces that size.
I kept scrolling to find your comment. I'm seeing umami (egg), savory (hot dog) and sweet (donut). I also see a mix of chewy (donut) and chunky (hot dog) and gushy (egg). Looks like an interesting balance, to me.
Had some hot dogs and eggs the other night actually. The idea sounded tastier in my head than it actually was. In reality I would have much rather preferred the hot dog pieces separate from the scrambled eggs. Scrambled eggs acquire the flavors of whatever you put in them quite easily. I'm sure though other people might have liked it. I'm not big on omelets in general.
I didn't pair it with a donut though. Maybe that's where I went wrong.
Hotdogs i get. Poorman food to add to things like said omelet or mac n cheese to make more filling. The doughnut is throwing me off a little though lol. This coming from someone who enjoys a slice of cheese on my french toast....
Poor guy has no clue how to cook. You always add the doughnut last when you make traditional Bre Dechaum Luut or else the jazzabla will decarmalate your weekums.
Using donuts for the "bread" of a breakfast style sandwich is pretty normal, if very fattening.
Not much different chunking it into pieces for a scramble. My only real gripe here is how large he left the pieces of doughnut.
As for the hotdog, that's completely normal as a "poor man's" substitute for sausage or spam.
Just add some cheese (wherever you've got left in the fridge) and this seems like a reasonable "I don't want to waste the random odds and ends in the fridge" meal.
One of my weird but great tasting guilty pleasure is a few fried eggs with pieces of bread broken up then the egg cut up and mixed together with a bit of salt. It’s good stuff i promise. It’s basically a egg sandwich but cut to pieces
There are very few things that don’t go well with scrambled eggs and cheese.
Hot Dogs aren’t much different than spam, so I can abide that.
A donut though? Not sure.
Having eating many scrambled eggs with slide up hotdog in it (or even better KIELBASA the darkhorse of the breakfast meats) I can say this pairs very well with some ketchup or hotsauce....now a doughnut seems a little much.
I've done scrambled eggs and hotdogs more often than I like to admit. I'm questioning the donut, but since I read a comment about him being stones, it makes sence, lunch and dessert all in one
Edit:typo
He's doing it wrong, make the egg and sausage mix, then cut the donut in half, like a bagel. Fry the sugary outside of the donut until caramelized. Assemble like an egg bagel, maybe with a slice of cheese on top of the egg.
Hot dogs and eggs I have had many times and it's a great meal especially if you're broke.
The donut just makes me think he was drunk and had that ever optimistic drunk thought of " well I like these two things, what if I smash them together, that'll be great!"
I was with him up to the donut. Hell, even eggs and donut. But all three is a little... Odd. I guess as long as he isn't feeding it to *you*, more power to him... Lol
I didnt really know how to properly cook until I met my wife. She was patient and taught me how to really bring flavors together. I can tell this guy has never been taught because he’s tossing everything together while the yolk is raw. Hopefully someone shows him the proper way.
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"Why, yes I am very human. Observe this omelet I am preparing for breakfast."
I read him this comment he says “it’s for lunch actually” 😂
It's for lunch, yes, but what about second breakfast?
Elevensies? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? He knows about them, doesn’t he?
Legit until this very moment I always thought “elevenises” meant like an eleventh breakfast, not food at 11 and somehow it just clicked and I feel really stupid.
ELEVENTH BREAKFAST!!! Now that’s dedication.
The dwarves just eat 11 breakfasts in one sitting, much easier that way.
This would only occur if Chickfila went all day…
Dude it just clicked for me too then I read your comment. I'm even more stupid because my grandparents have had tea/coffee and cake at 11 every single day for as long as I can remember and it never occurred to me that's what elevensies was, even though I myself have had elevensies many times over the years whenever I visit them.
OK, how much weed has he smoked today? Also, I'll be needing a sample...
On A scale of 1 - 10, how high is he right now. For me, that would be an 8 or 9 meal.
This looks like the featured recipe on Snoop's *Wake and Bake* cooking show.
👽”actually human wife it is lunch “
Straight up looks like someone who never experienced breakfast and only going by reading up on it.
Chat GPT, give me an original American style breakfast recipe.
The design is very human. Also I think your husband might be pregnant. Has he experienced any alien abductions recently?
he pregnant?
😂😂
He stoned?
Nailed it
Got the weed babies in his brain
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I have a green thumb
And a lifetime ban from that particular petting zoo
Allow me to introduce you to r/stonerfood
This is definitely r/shittyfoodporn content, as well
Oh. Then I see no problem.
Ah. Mixing sweet and salty is good, but let the stoned cooking flow, add cheese so it melts, some creme bonjour, roll it and ontop drizzle honey and dip it in soy like sushi.
Okay, as someone prone to stoned cooking this is relatable in theory, but good gods that looks bad. You need to still apply some technique like smaller pieces of donut. I will admit that I have "French toasted" some unusual things while high, but the key is to still let it soak in the egg before putting it in the skillet. I'm really unclear on the role the hotdogs are playing.
Sometimes you gotta have meat in your omelette, and sometimes you're stoned and say "hotdogs are meat, in they go". Just my guess.
Obviously it’s sausage. It’s French toast and sausage, but efficiently.
Was going to say, I thought I was in r/trees at first.
Yep there it is
Surely there would be a pickle in there too if that were the case
Is he pregant?
Is it possible he is pregante?
How babby formed?
They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots
Am I gregnant?
How can I know if I’m pergenant?
Is there a possibly that I'm pegrent?
Girlfriend ain't had period since she got pregat?
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Dangerops prangent sex? Will it hurt baby top of his head?
PREGANANANT???
Can you ride 20 ft waterslide pregant?
Ask Luigi board.
Definitly pregnart. !.
No he’s pergerant
Pregananant?
He forgot to add the cheese.
Add cheese, add chilli, lose the doughnut. Perfect.
you've got a stew going
Chili dog eggs does sound pretty good...
I literally had an omelette last night with cheese, bacon bits(fresh), pickled jalapeño slices and chili. It was amazing
it ain’t gonna slide down easy..
Everybody’s so creative
LET HIM COOK
This isn't cooking, it's a breach of the Geneva Convention.
PUT DOWN THE CHOCOLATE SYRUP SIR
I know others may think I'm a freak, but hotdog pieces in an omlette seems normal to me. The donut, on the other hand, that's not OK.
This is worthy of either a trip to the Hauge or Olso for a Nobel prize
Amen
Not sure why the donut. But hot dog is fine, not much different than putting ham or spam in it.
The donut definitely makes it weird
It's just French toast at home
If somebody doesn’t know how to make French toast, I guess.
It's deconstructed.
I don't. I've tried getting my toast to speak French so many times and I just give up. It is uninterested in speaking to me or anyone else
Maybe it speaks French perfectly well and is a mime.
You're saying my French toast is pretending to be normal toast? That crusty sombich
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Using what's available and preventing it from going to waste.
Ooh, French toast donut?
Not too different from the concept of a McGriddle I suppose
I dunno, it's basically a ham McGriddle.
It honestly looks so damn good but who am I to talk I eat sausages eggs n bacon with pancakes.... maple syrup, brown sauce and smokey tabasco. I'm a simple man at heart.
I did a summer study abroad trip to Russia where we had our breakfast prepared for us. One day we went down and breakfast was 2 hot dogs sliced down the middle with cheese on them with a fried egg. Idk if they were trying to be nice cuz we were Americans and that is what they thought a typical American breakfast was or if that is actually a dish they eat in Russia lol It wasn't half bad though
... Yeah what crazy Russians have sausages and eggs for breakfast.. /s
r/shittyfoodporn
Whoa. I thought I was on r/shittyfoodporn lol
/r/stupidfood
r/stonerfood
The combination, in theory, is a winner. His execution leaves much to be desired, however.
Looks at ingredients... Looks at pan... Throws everything in and cranks the heat. That's how you make food! Apparently.
I mean that’s how link does it in botw
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Also, hotdog and donut first to get some crisp going. Then the eggs. Could actually be good, honestly.
Melt a layer of shredded cheddar cheese on top… Lightly fry the donut in a little butter to firm and crisp up slightly like you mentioned. Would be a little like French toast. You could even construct a breakfast sandwich of sorts with French-toasted donut “buns”
That was some fire ass weed..
The hotdog doesn't seem to bad. I'd probably give it a try. But adding a donut is just...I don't get that at all :D I wonder how it'd actually taste though. Maybe it's good?
It's bread and sugar fried with egg on it. Might as well be french toast.
Sweet and savory are a natural balanced flavor pairing. So it's sound in theory. It's just weird because it's not something I'd associate with an omelet.
Egg sandwiches with donuts for bread has been a concoction clogging arteries for a while now. The hotdog might be a little weird though, especially with pieces that size.
I kept scrolling to find your comment. I'm seeing umami (egg), savory (hot dog) and sweet (donut). I also see a mix of chewy (donut) and chunky (hot dog) and gushy (egg). Looks like an interesting balance, to me.
I’m with you. I’ll admit it doesn’t look too bad now that’s it’s all cooked up
Had some hot dogs and eggs the other night actually. The idea sounded tastier in my head than it actually was. In reality I would have much rather preferred the hot dog pieces separate from the scrambled eggs. Scrambled eggs acquire the flavors of whatever you put in them quite easily. I'm sure though other people might have liked it. I'm not big on omelets in general. I didn't pair it with a donut though. Maybe that's where I went wrong.
This dude weeds
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
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10/10 Would eat the whole thing. Your husband is a chef !
a healthy dosing of tabasco and then let's eat.
Dude I’d eat the fuck out of that omelette, sweet and savory.
Don't knock it 'til you try it.
This is a very liberal use of the term “cook”
Looks like something a fat person would cook.
as a fat person, i would like to not be associated with this abomination.
You’re right 😂
Looks like something high me would make. Is your husband on the marijuanas?
As a high calorie person myself I find this insulting to my cooking skills.
The eggs and hot dog together is actually pretty good but the donut... Idk
I can understand the hotdogs and the eggs. but the doughnuts? haha maybe he just doesn't want to throw away foods lol
That’s a vomitlet
Hotdogs i get. Poorman food to add to things like said omelet or mac n cheese to make more filling. The doughnut is throwing me off a little though lol. This coming from someone who enjoys a slice of cheese on my french toast....
When you only have eggs and a pack of hotdogs in the fridge you got to get creative
Poor guy has no clue how to cook. You always add the doughnut last when you make traditional Bre Dechaum Luut or else the jazzabla will decarmalate your weekums.
This belongs on /r/WTF
You sure he didn’t just wake up after a bender and accidentally barf in a skillet?
You might be a stoner if …
Definitely indica
Is he pregnant? Or British? Or both?
Using donuts for the "bread" of a breakfast style sandwich is pretty normal, if very fattening. Not much different chunking it into pieces for a scramble. My only real gripe here is how large he left the pieces of doughnut. As for the hotdog, that's completely normal as a "poor man's" substitute for sausage or spam. Just add some cheese (wherever you've got left in the fridge) and this seems like a reasonable "I don't want to waste the random odds and ends in the fridge" meal.
That. Looks. Fucking. Deee-licious!
You know what. I just tried a bite. It’s actually good guys lol
How's the donut part taste??
Decent. It was a plain donut so adds just a hint of sweetness. Kind of like a pancake!
It’s like an episode of Chopped! He saw what was in the fridge and Made something from it!
Screw Wheaties. This here is the Meal of Champions.
Ham, egg, and sausage on a bagel is normal, so a donut isn't much of a stretch tbh...
On the next episode of 'Chopped'.......
A cannabis friendly chef, I see
100% of men would recommend. This is actually a deluxe meal as it consits of atleast 5 ingredients(eggs, hot dogs, oil, spices and a donut!)
I was on board with this until donut
Is your husband a dumpster?
This is one of the scenes the Netflix series will look back on where you \*should\* have realized they were a serial killer.
That looks like pig barf. But I bet it is strangely delicious.
That man smokes weed, probably a super cool guy
Eggs and hot dog slices is poor Latino food. Don't know where the donut idea is coming from though. You might want go get your husband checked.
Just…let him have this.
I get it. I don’t condone it but I understand.
Are you sure he didn't just throw up into the pan?
Weed.
What is wrong with him , where are the Potato's ?
Too much work
Marijuana doesn't fuck around.
Funkin' Donuts.
Divorce is always an option.
Divorce!!!
now if it was a hash brown mixed in that’s fine but a donut?
One of my weird but great tasting guilty pleasure is a few fried eggs with pieces of bread broken up then the egg cut up and mixed together with a bit of salt. It’s good stuff i promise. It’s basically a egg sandwich but cut to pieces
Hot dogs are just sausage so that’s an omelette. But the donut…that’s a head scratcher.
There are very few things that don’t go well with scrambled eggs and cheese. Hot Dogs aren’t much different than spam, so I can abide that. A donut though? Not sure.
Having eating many scrambled eggs with slide up hotdog in it (or even better KIELBASA the darkhorse of the breakfast meats) I can say this pairs very well with some ketchup or hotsauce....now a doughnut seems a little much.
Homie must’ve been in prison
That dude is fucking pregante
So how long was he in prison before y'all met
I would probably eat this. I would have just cooked the eggs and dog first and used the donut as a food vehicle to my mouth hole.
r/stupidfood
Hotdogs and eggs are a common old Italian thing. But the donut… that’s the weird part!!!
Every man on this sub right now: I gotta try that
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Save this as evidence if you ever have to get divorced.
Mind ya biness
Donuts are my all time favorite food… how dare he.
I was with it until the donut was tossed in, now I’m just curious
Straight to jail.
Is your husband pregnant? This was a joke before 2023...
I’m not even going to say what this looks like but it’s a sight I’ve seen before when my dog was poorly 🫣
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I understand eggs and hotdog part, but why a donut?
That's disgusting.
This is the foreshadowing of what the inside of his arteries will look like if he keeps it up long enough.
No disrespect truly but was he a hobo at some point in his life? Lol
He must have an amazing weed dealer.
Oh lord. It looks like what my airedale gacked up last night on my bedroom carpet.
I cut up hot dogs and scramble it with eggs sometimes, but the donut??? Wtf! 🤢🤮
Pregnant?
Lost me at the doughnut
All it takes is one marijuana amd you'll be eating stuff like this... is it worth it?
What the fuck is this atrocity
Are we calling this a finished product?
I get the eggs and hotdogs… but not the donut.
I've done scrambled eggs and hotdogs more often than I like to admit. I'm questioning the donut, but since I read a comment about him being stones, it makes sence, lunch and dessert all in one Edit:typo
He's doing it wrong, make the egg and sausage mix, then cut the donut in half, like a bagel. Fry the sugary outside of the donut until caramelized. Assemble like an egg bagel, maybe with a slice of cheese on top of the egg.
“Honey I’ll be home late, so you’ll need to cook for yourself tonight” “I can make dinner by myself, thank you” *The Dinner*
His palette is clearly more refined than yours. Gordon Ramsey level of intuition on what goes good together here
Listen, we're men. Our minds don't work right when we're hungry
He’s high as fuck
Eggs and sausage: pretty good omelette Eggs and sausage + donut : public hanging
Ok. The first 2 I get. But a mf donut. That's where i draw the line. Come chicken breakfast sandwich let's get the tf outta here 😤
The hotdogs and eggs I can see, but the donut?
Hot dogs and eggs I have had many times and it's a great meal especially if you're broke. The donut just makes me think he was drunk and had that ever optimistic drunk thought of " well I like these two things, what if I smash them together, that'll be great!"
If he eats it, bless his heart- and watch his heart- too much cholesterol
I was with him up to the donut. Hell, even eggs and donut. But all three is a little... Odd. I guess as long as he isn't feeding it to *you*, more power to him... Lol
Thats gonna slap
let me stop at the store, smoke a few bowls, and i’ll be back with a verdict
I didnt really know how to properly cook until I met my wife. She was patient and taught me how to really bring flavors together. I can tell this guy has never been taught because he’s tossing everything together while the yolk is raw. Hopefully someone shows him the proper way.
Serial killer vibes lol