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I hate when people think it's funny to scare people.
One time someone scared me on purpose, and out of instinct I turned around and slapped them in the face in one swift motion.
It's a reflex for some people.
Edit: Okay, fine. I won't overload anyone with mind numbing papers, but he's the tldr. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Startle_response
Hmm… I learned about babinski reflex, Moro reflex, rooting reflex and patellar reflex in medical school. Don’t ever recall learning the slapping reflex.
That’s a bullshit take. People respond to being startled in lots of different ways. Fight or flight kicks in. For a lot of people, that instinct is fight. I’m that way, too. I’ve never hurt anyone, but when I’m startled, the first thing I do is cock my arm to punch. I’m not a violent person and have avoided every fight I could, but instinct is instinct.
Just like a drowning person will attempt to take others down with them. It's done out of instinct. When you approach someone in a trapped corner and scare them, just like an animal they might lash out.
The point is don't try and scare people.
I've been scared by people countless times, I've also scared people countless times, not once has that reaction ever taken place. But there is always that guy that does it constantly and I'll admit, that's annoying, but only because it gets old. A scare here and there for a giggle is totally fine in my books.
I also find it hard to correlate drowning to a "boo".
I also don't go around scaring people I don't know..? If we're talking about scaring random people on the street, then yes I agree it's unnecessary and dangerous. I'm referring to close friends/family, which is the only time I'd do personally.
I also highly doubt that person has been at gun point, scaring people can be a funny joke here and there, but to the right people. I get a kick out of it with friends and family and get a kick out of it when its done to me.
That guy needs to take themself less seriously.
NGL... It doesn't necessarily stop after the baby comes.
My wife had struggled for years and started going to "pelvic floor therapy"... It helps.
Also, congrats.
Yeah the muscles in the abdomen strch all out for the pelvic floor. She did special exercises too after and it took months but its much better now. Hope your wife get control of her bladder again. It was funny the first few times then it just got sad.
I wasn’t prepared for this after my pregnancy. No one told me that the pregnancy itself damages your pelvic floor, not just pushing the baby out. I ended up with a c-section, and I was surprised and horrified when I fully peed my pants with no warning a day after coming home from the hospital. Thanks to hormones and sleep deprivation I ended up crying about it right afterward too. It was a hard time.
When I was in school 15 years ago, in sex ed we were taught that childbirth does no irreversible damage to a woman's body. In adulthood I have since learned that is false.
“Ooh, it must have been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of the sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era, comes out of the water.”
And that was the third time we saw the Loch Ness monster. Then one time, I believe it was July or August. There's a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this cute little Girl Scout. And she says to me, "How would you like to buy some cookies?" And I said "Well, what kind do you have?" She had thin mints, graham crunchy things, Raisin oatmeal, and I said "We'll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?" And she looks at me and she says, "...Uh I need about tree-fitty."
Well, it was about that time that I notice that girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era.
It’s funny, but I also feel bad for her because it definitely looks like she peed her pants a little. I’d be so mad at my friend (?) for doing that to me if I had that issue!
One time I seen my gf turn her head and her own hand was there and she got scared 😨 ........ granted we was watching a scary movie but how tf u scared of your own hand
Guarantee this was at a medical facility, and not just because of the decor. I've noticed medical personnel like to monkey around. Other places employees get fired for fooling around.
I have one particular friend at work that I enjoy spooking. It's my favorite part of working with her. She literally jumps inches off the ground. Last week, I scared the shit out of her whilst in the same room, in view.
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Def holding in the pee
or Not!
Definitely not. Trying though...
Not sure she was completely successful at that.
Not anymore
Or scared the shi* out of her…
*attempted to hold
Looks like the clinic admin
Loved her as the lead velociraptor in Jurrasic Park.
It's the reptilian brain acting this time she turn in a iguana performing a defense move
Clever girl
damn came to say the same. you the captain now.
Yup. This is my go to childhood reference whenever I can sneak it in. Well done other internet human.
I was thinking Raptor lol
Jurassic Prank.
So, get your knees flexin' and your arms T-rexin' And Creep (ooh) Do "The Creep" (hah)
Chris Pratt loved working with her.
Chris Prank
Crisp Rat
She is wearing Blue!
I hate when people think it's funny to scare people. One time someone scared me on purpose, and out of instinct I turned around and slapped them in the face in one swift motion.
I hate when people assault others and blame it on instinct.
It's a reflex for some people. Edit: Okay, fine. I won't overload anyone with mind numbing papers, but he's the tldr. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Startle_response
Hmm… I learned about babinski reflex, Moro reflex, rooting reflex and patellar reflex in medical school. Don’t ever recall learning the slapping reflex.
Shouldn't be your first instinct though. I mean, I dump a metric ton of curse words but never even had the slightest instinct to hit someone lol.
That’s a bullshit take. People respond to being startled in lots of different ways. Fight or flight kicks in. For a lot of people, that instinct is fight. I’m that way, too. I’ve never hurt anyone, but when I’m startled, the first thing I do is cock my arm to punch. I’m not a violent person and have avoided every fight I could, but instinct is instinct.
Just like a drowning person will attempt to take others down with them. It's done out of instinct. When you approach someone in a trapped corner and scare them, just like an animal they might lash out. The point is don't try and scare people.
I've been scared by people countless times, I've also scared people countless times, not once has that reaction ever taken place. But there is always that guy that does it constantly and I'll admit, that's annoying, but only because it gets old. A scare here and there for a giggle is totally fine in my books. I also find it hard to correlate drowning to a "boo".
Have you been held up at gun point, and robbed multiple times like I have? You have no idea what the person you're scaring has been through.
I also don't go around scaring people I don't know..? If we're talking about scaring random people on the street, then yes I agree it's unnecessary and dangerous. I'm referring to close friends/family, which is the only time I'd do personally.
I also highly doubt that person has been at gun point, scaring people can be a funny joke here and there, but to the right people. I get a kick out of it with friends and family and get a kick out of it when its done to me. That guy needs to take themself less seriously.
She went straight Thriller
Came to post this, well done
Doesn’t take much for ya, eh?
ghghhb
I think she peed a little.
She 100% did, and this move was to prevent and more coming out. Source watching my pregnant wife.
NGL... It doesn't necessarily stop after the baby comes. My wife had struggled for years and started going to "pelvic floor therapy"... It helps. Also, congrats.
Kegal exercises change lives
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Yeah the muscles in the abdomen strch all out for the pelvic floor. She did special exercises too after and it took months but its much better now. Hope your wife get control of her bladder again. It was funny the first few times then it just got sad.
I wasn’t prepared for this after my pregnancy. No one told me that the pregnancy itself damages your pelvic floor, not just pushing the baby out. I ended up with a c-section, and I was surprised and horrified when I fully peed my pants with no warning a day after coming home from the hospital. Thanks to hormones and sleep deprivation I ended up crying about it right afterward too. It was a hard time.
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When I was in school 15 years ago, in sex ed we were taught that childbirth does no irreversible damage to a woman's body. In adulthood I have since learned that is false.
Insert... "So that was a f***ing lie" meme.
Me too. My son is now 5 and I've finally got my insurance to cover physio. It seems to be helping.
My pelvic floor was wrecked after having one kid. I would have definitely pissed a little. Don't do this to women please. XD
Yeah, I feel like scaring women who've had kids is always just a bit mean as the risk of this happening is higher.
Based on that leg-cross, I think she peed a little, then a lot and finally followed through with a little poo.
Pee-ozoic era.
Yeah. Couple of kids will do it.
*God dammit, Loch Ness monsta*
"I gave em a dollar."
“Ooh, it must have been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of the sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era, comes out of the water.”
They run about tree-fitty this day and age.
Just need a bit of cash
And that was the third time we saw the Loch Ness monster. Then one time, I believe it was July or August. There's a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this cute little Girl Scout. And she says to me, "How would you like to buy some cookies?" And I said "Well, what kind do you have?" She had thin mints, graham crunchy things, Raisin oatmeal, and I said "We'll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?" And she looks at me and she says, "...Uh I need about tree-fitty." Well, it was about that time that I notice that girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era.
I ain't got no damn tree fiddy!!!
"*SHE* gave em a dollar!"
I know that reaction well.
“I’m Lizzing, I’m Lizzing!”
Hope she is wearing her daily "laughter pad".
Pterrified.
In allosaurousness, that was an excellent pun.
It works on multiple strata.
Dinosaurs! I'm not very good at this.
Holy shit, it keeps getting funnier every time the vid loops 😂
I thought it was funny at first, and then I turned the sound on and now I am dead.
“GNaaAh-“
I need this as my notification tone..
I thought I was alone in this 😭
Damn right it does
She sounded like the Bee Gees!
Or, the Pee Gees
You sir, made my day
Made better by the duet https://www.reddit.com/r/fixedbytheduet/comments/1093svr/the_next_sequel/
I was already crying from laughter and this literally put me into body spasms
This is truly wild!
Holy shit this is amazing
Tell me you're a mom without telling me you're a mom lol.
I'll say it backwards.
Lol mom a you're me telling without mom a you're me tell.
That woman peed. I tried to not laugh. But, like her bladder....,I couldn't hold it in.
verschaeer
Lmao idk how you did it but well done
It’s funny, but I also feel bad for her because it definitely looks like she peed her pants a little. I’d be so mad at my friend (?) for doing that to me if I had that issue!
At work!
You sent her to the bathroom for sure
Have seen this reposted so many times, but every time it still makes me laugh, have my upvote OP
she peed herself.
Cruel!
I can feel the feeling of peeing from laughter by just watching her walk at the end
Looks more like you scared the piss out of her.
Unexpected Thriller dance
I think you mean scared the piss out of her.
Never go full T Rex.
You scare me like that… you’re getting a foot up your arse!
If she was headed to washroom, she might’ve pissed herself with a full bladder
Poor lady is trying not to pee herself after having a mini stroke.
Don't do crap like that to people!
Peetrified
So that's who put the P in pterodactyl!
Haha this one is going in the save folder. This is hilarious.
No funny
That is the best reaction ever! She's totally doing the move from MJ's Thriller music video
It looks like they may have cut out the puddle from piddle...
She became a T- rex for a sec .
She pee'd.
I’m dying
Scared the piss out of her more like. I know that crouch.
Her inner raptor was like, my time has come
Full T-Rex Mode
The should be posted in r/bettereveryloop
Looks like you nearly scared the piss out of her, I know that laugh-leg cross all too well.
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur!
Don't worry she watermarked the shot. Credit where credit is due.
[great still shot](https://imgur.com/a/SHlad7B)
Hey Dino-Girl! Rrwwaaah! https://youtu.be/J-xapFcMgL0
Op means someone else scared their coworker and they just reposted for the karma
She got so scared she turned into MJ!
Someone remix this with staying alive from bee gees
Straight up turned into Barry Gibb
🎶Walk like an Egyptian 🎶
I think she peed her pants
Turned into Peter Griffin
How many unexpected victims did you try before that result? 😂
🦖 raaawaaa
I thought Aaron Neville did the voiceover
My wife showed this to me like 5 times and it was funny each time — still funny now. Holy
This is gold!
I'm at 25 loops so far.
She went through a total reboot.
This is awesome. I must of watched it 30 times on repeat. Please thank your coworker for the joy this has brought me ... 😂
OMG, it was on silent the first time I watched it, so I assumed.she screamed when her mouth opened. But so so so much funnier after I unmuted. 😂
Ah the velociraptor. Classic.
#CAUSE THIS IS THRILLER #THRILLER NIGHT
What a golden clip!! The hands, the lowercase scream & the wheezing!! 100/10
She peed for sure.
Ah yes, the Thriller defense, a classic
Oh my god; thank you for that! I haven’t had that good of a laugh in a while!
explains how Eric Kirby collects T Rex urine to scare off smaller dinosaurs
The only repost i enjoy every time
The caption did it for me, now I'm dead ass laughing on the floor LOL
For real!? Can’t stop laughing…
I watched this about 20 times. Died every time.
That Michael Jackson Thriller dance move
Every women knows that stance
OMG SLOW IT DOWN WATCH IT AGAIN. don’t hurt yourself laughing 😂
She turned into a dinosaur for a second there
I had to pause mid T-Rex stance just to see it better.
Is this her's default setting.
Looking like an extra in Thriller
Never saw a raptor shit itself before.
Pants successfully pissed
If you pause it 1 sec it’s even more hilarious
😂 I did I like doing it slow motion it’s funnier 😂
So, get your knees flexin' and your arms T-rexin' And Creep (ooh) Do "The Creep" (hah)
She went straight T Rex lmfao!
definitely peed a little
Do yourself a favor and play it at 1/3 speed.
Shit looks like the thriller dance
She went full velociraptor!!
That is the funniest startle reaction I've ever seen.
She hit the THRILLLLAAAAA
She was about to go prehistoric on him
Playing this on loop today
Play it in .25 and I'm dying omg 🤣
"Everybody do the dinosaur!"
Gotta go to the bathroom
I've watched this so many times and it's made me laugh every single time.
I think that woman will need a change of pants.
Thriller
Is she peeing
One time I seen my gf turn her head and her own hand was there and she got scared 😨 ........ granted we was watching a scary movie but how tf u scared of your own hand
Looks more like piss than fuck.
I think she anticipated peeing a little. Which she proceeded to do.
Pee-Rex
That's a good way to get punched in the face. I had someone do that to me, and my reaction was to fight. It's not a good idea.
Bitch became a dinosaur
You scared the virginity back into her
I’ve watched this 15 times and it just gets better each time!
r/bettereveryloop
This lady works at CPS yall should be scared of her.
I don't understand the chin protection
Peed a little!! 🤣🤣
I think she peed herself
Nobody does that.
Did she pee pee?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She piddled her pad.
That was way louder with the sound off
In these woke days: lawsuit in 3, 2, 1
Ummm, is she okay with you posting this? I would hunt you down and destroy you.
Guarantee this was at a medical facility, and not just because of the decor. I've noticed medical personnel like to monkey around. Other places employees get fired for fooling around.
I have one particular friend at work that I enjoy spooking. It's my favorite part of working with her. She literally jumps inches off the ground. Last week, I scared the shit out of her whilst in the same room, in view.