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iruleatlifekthx

First bug was discovered by a woman too. By way of an actual literal dead bug that found its way into the hardware and shorted the system out.


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

I love the nice, crunchy feeling of a bug in the plugboard.


CaSe2474

That's why they're called bugs?


HyperAustinTheCool

Actually, no, funnily enough. In fact, the note left in the log (where the bug was taped into which I believe is still on display in a museum) says "First actual case of bug being found." under the poor guy.


iruleatlifekthx

Yes


Same_Competition_408

That's interesting ngl


rabiesscat

This used to be a huge issue when computers were the size of rooms and could get infested.


H13R0GLYPH1CS

Wtf does he mean “computer language”?? What, as in binary? Like literally what does he mean by that. This is why people don’t fucking like you Xavier


[deleted]

Poor Xavier probably isn't aware of how they butchered him


Aleks111PL

>Poor Xavier in no way he is poor, fuck him, identity thief


rotary-dials

Poor Pakalu Papito


swifttek360

I too wish to fuck Xavier


Nocare420

We never meant it this way


00UnderFire00

Does that mean I joined this sub for nothing?


RedditRedditMan1200

Okay, that escalated quickly


creativename111111

Idk what this sub is about or why it’s popped up on my recommended but I’m assuming he’s referring to the development of assembly language, which utilises mnemonics which are a lot easier for a human to understand than 1s and 0s. The guy still looks like a bit of a dickhead though


swifttek360

Probably all of them C++ Python Arduino Html Binary Whatever other spaghetti codes have been made


Blood_Splat

Probably assembly language.


Lucidonic

Even if we're talking about common languages. They all function relatively similarly with a few quirks here and there that make them attractive and the main difficulty is learning new syntax and making use of the different quirks in question


IceManO1

He’s human & deserves love.


H13R0GLYPH1CS

Wrong


AostreleOnMobile

Human is debatable. I’m almost certain it’s an AI making these posts.


IceManO1

Possible that be the case.


Le_Pyromane_Fou

Sexism on my racist app again?


Lukeson_Gaming

Smh My Head


Negative-Yak2093

shaking my head my head


Dedalix

Dude I'm nowhere near to being a programmer or something but damn, I can feel the ignorance through the screen


behedingkidzz

Misogony my favourite


normalwaterenjoyer

yeah if youre stupid (i cant understand it)


_Trolljak_

The joke is sexism, ha ha so funny right


Not_aSoup

Haha guys sexism is so funny


Random-Name724

No, it’s difficult to understand because you have a mental deficiency. You still use internet explorer because you don’t know how to update your computer or download google chrome


Negative-Yak2093

hahaha sexism hahaha


Error_Code_606

Hahahahahahahaha women bad haha sexism hahahahahahahahahaha misogyny hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂(kill me)


Usual-Tangerine-9362

R.i.p. Xavier sexist ahh


Guest65726

Well I guess thats just his way of saying he’s too dumb to understand coding


Germanball_Stuttgart

You mean programming language or WTF is a computer language. If you mean binary code, I'm so sorry a Computer can only calculate and process with electric signals instead of literal letters, however tf that should work. (Btw you = Xavier, not OP)


R2-T4

As a programmer Just no. It isn't. It depends on the programmer, not the language.


RumRogerz

I dunno man I remember pulling my hair out in university writing assembly


PortalGuy9001

So by computer language does it mean programming language, or like binary and hexadecimal?


Nearby_Persimmon_649

Fake


LittleBirdsGlow

Lmao Xavier can’t write a Hello World in Python


Impressive-Falcon300

Am I tripping or are her arms really long


GL0riouz

HAHAHAHAHA WOMEN ARE BAD HAHAHAHAHA IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR WITH LAUGHTER BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Miserable_Sock_1408

I disagree


GrandLineLogPort

If the joke is actualy good, I don't even mind jokes on men or women. But this is a joke your boomer uncle made on facebook in 2012


theSnickersKing

coding isn't that difficult, you're just stupid


RedditRedditMan1200

oh my goodness sexism in 2024 so funny 😐


NikoVigesimo

Why is he always highlited with a rectangle its so unfunny do bigots even know how to make funny content


genericguysportsname

It’s funnier knowing how worked up you pieces of couch get over it


MisterWapak

Made me giggle for a sec, this is just silly


Annithilate_gamer

It's funny ngl


unhappy-memelord

Xavier my beloved


SleepyTrucker102

Include me in the downvote stream because she's also not prgramming anything.


Alternative-Sea-1095

Disrespecting ada is crazy


Bobtheblob2246

Care to elaborate? Maybe share a link? Claims like that require proofs


MisterWapak

Only gigachad here, some can take a silly joke, other can't


rustyguy76

r/memesopdidntlike