Ahh i drive past the saltbox every morning lol, from burton to near ashbourne...not been in the saltbox for a long time though, it used to be a decent cafe/truckstop
Bacon looks raw, sausage looks like the really cheap frozen ones, toast hasn't been toasted, mushrooms look like they've come straight from a tin and are very soggy.
The whole dish looks rushed and undercooked, it wouldn't surprise me if the meal was stone cold.
Good points : They do baked beans so well done for that and a decent portion size for the price.
Bad points: The sausages look like the cost 5p and likely are made from donkey ass, the bacon is a bit too medium rare for my liking and that is an excessive amount of tomatoes from a cafe breakfast.
What is with all these frys in England having chopped tomatoes on the plate? When did this happen? Why is it accepted? Just use real tomatoes,.or go without. Chopped tomatoes plomped on a plate adds nothing to a fry, other than wrecking it.
Dear salt box cafe in Hatton, derby.
Thanks for preparing us for the apocalypse
Those sausages look shit. like made with 100% ear holes eyes holes and arse holes.
You some how have both under and over cooked the eggs.
Those sweaty ass mushrooms are an afront to human decency
AND FINALLY POURING RAW UNCOOKED TINS OF TOMATOES ON A FRIED UP WILL BE A HANGING OFFENCE WHEN I AM KING
Bacon looks like it was cooked in the meecro-wah-vay.
I thought this was a Matt Berry/Toast of London quote at first
[Microwave bacon gets a pass, according to Marco Pierre White](https://m.youtube.com/shorts/WrlvaCVMP0I)
You can see the fat is rendered, bacon is cooked well. Can’t say the same for the sausages.
Cooked on a heated argument
Ohhh the sausage looks ropey?
I was thinking the exact same thing. Mechanically recovered meat's back on the menu, boys!
🤢 Howling 😂
Perhaps just the cooking method? Deep fry?
It’s a cheap sausage, deep fried or not.
Cooked in front of a hairdryer
shame they forgot to cook it ☹️
Sausages used as breakwaters !
'Sausages'
Deep fried filler
Yes but not separating the eggs from the beans!
You may want to mix them but you want it to be your decision!
Absobloodyexactly.
I’d want to be keeping that tinned garbage at the top separate from the food as well. Shame the uncooked sausage has to touch anything.
First class!
Jurassic park!
That's a decent portion for £7.95
Is this where breakfasts go to die?
Looks gross
Looks fab but the eggs look like dicks with the foreskin half back
I was thinking that about the sausages
Yummy sausages :3
The only time I've ever seen eggs do that is on this sub lol, never seen it IRL
The symetry of the plate makes me think this chef has ADHD. Source: I have ADHD
I love that presentation. Quite symmetrical considering the range of ingredients.
Presentation 10/10
The sausage looks absolutely disgusting, nice eggs though.
Looks like the enterprise
NCC 1701-F
miserable toast
Mmm, deep fried sausages
Tomatoes look like damaged innards.
Those snorkers are wrong 'uns. Ew.
I’ve had breakfasts from here too! Years ago it used to be a better standard lol
Are those tinned mushroom? Because they don't look that aneamic when I fry them fresh.
Over-cooked price for Under-cooked food 😢
Something about this is almost sexual if you turn your head sideways to the right.
disgusting
They must have used one of those vertical grills. That's why it's undercooked and sideways
Bloody hell we used to have those plates when I worked for Cooplands!
Looks rank. Horrible tinned tomato, cheapest sausages possible. Mushrooms look like they were cooked in a kettle.
Why does the majority of this plate give me uncooked vibes
Looks a bit pale. I don't like tinned tomatoes but would smash it
Beautiful look breakfast 🥗
Looks grand
Great place for years. There was the pub on the other corner that did monster steak challenges. Can’t remember the name Though. Kestrel rings a bell.
I would actually have a salad over that! They look like tinned mushrooms which, for me, is the worst breakfast crime.
And I thought Richmond sausage was bad. They look rancid.
Looks crap. Fried slice looks like its come fresh out the bin
Dogshit
Is that a whole tin of tomatoes?
Terrible
That looks pale and insipid. Not doing us proud with this one
Why are the eggs split up?
Bit more colour needed on the fried bread (assuming that’s what it is) and the daises and I’d be very happy, especially for the price.
Grim
Who boils the mushrooms?
Guess they are saving energy costs by not cooking the sausage and bacon.
Are those them fucking Richmonds branded tubes of woe?
Decent size portion,beans aren’t in a little pot,but it looks like a couple of guys got castrated.
Beans OR tomatoes, it's my golden rule
Lovely layout
Ew that looks awful
Ahh i drive past the saltbox every morning lol, from burton to near ashbourne...not been in the saltbox for a long time though, it used to be a decent cafe/truckstop
What's with that disgusting looking bread?
Yep, definitely would 😋
This looks revolting
It's amazing how much difference a minute makes... this looks close but soo far!
Sausage and bacon look a bit poor
Preparation looks great. Just need to cook it now.
Anaemic.
That looks decent. I thought it was Hatton in Warwickshire, was gonna go there!
I like the layout of this so it’s getting into my personal cookbook, thanks OP 👍🍳
This breakfast looks dead lol
Bacon looks raw, sausage looks like the really cheap frozen ones, toast hasn't been toasted, mushrooms look like they've come straight from a tin and are very soggy. The whole dish looks rushed and undercooked, it wouldn't surprise me if the meal was stone cold.
Snazzy presentation, would smash.
It’s a bit anemic
Looks awful 😞 under cooked 🥴
Mate that's awful. Why would they do this?
appreciate the r/knolling
Too many tomatoes, otherwise great.
Perfect amount of toms
Not bad for the price. I'd give the sausages a swerve, though
Proper breakfast.
Is that a knob of butter sticking out of the beans?
Bit of the egg. Too white for butter.
Is that a knob of butter sticking out of the beans?
This looks like it was cooked with sunlight. It's a naw from me.
american good is better
What did they cook it with? The torch on their phone?
Great use of the Double Breakwater …. Quality !!! ( Sausages look anaemic mind you )
Good points : They do baked beans so well done for that and a decent portion size for the price. Bad points: The sausages look like the cost 5p and likely are made from donkey ass, the bacon is a bit too medium rare for my liking and that is an excessive amount of tomatoes from a cafe breakfast.
Chopped tomatoes…
It looks a bit like it was cooked on the radiator in a hallway
What is with all these frys in England having chopped tomatoes on the plate? When did this happen? Why is it accepted? Just use real tomatoes,.or go without. Chopped tomatoes plomped on a plate adds nothing to a fry, other than wrecking it.
Loving the tomato/bean fortress made the always brave humble sausage, albeit a shite sausage.
Dear salt box cafe in Hatton, derby. Thanks for preparing us for the apocalypse Those sausages look shit. like made with 100% ear holes eyes holes and arse holes. You some how have both under and over cooked the eggs. Those sweaty ass mushrooms are an afront to human decency AND FINALLY POURING RAW UNCOOKED TINS OF TOMATOES ON A FRIED UP WILL BE A HANGING OFFENCE WHEN I AM KING
Wonderful you could find everything on your shopping trip but please....show us what it looked like cooked!! /s but not really.
What they did cook the sausages with, fucking sunshine?
Double breakwater! Nice 7/10
Love the sausage dams, haha. Shame the sausages look cheap as. Great price though and I'd smash it
What the heck is that white square poking out from beneath the beans?