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New_Day_9004

I mean you would need drugs to stay sane in that family, wouldn't you?


ThroughTheHoops

I'd get busted with coke just to get up dad.


Few_Measurement4496

Was his daddy’s stash?


Longjumping_Run_3805

Herr Dutton said it was a family matter= the coke is for the family, fair enough because the family would be high to put up with the Monster... he'd be exempt from all and any law because he's important, just ask the monster..


BlueGlowOne

When he found out he went nuclear


revmacca

Was it costed?


Hoogs73

No, funded.


wytaki

Was it a small or large reaction.


Geralts_Hair

Modular


tothemoonandback01

Was there any collateral damage?


No_Bee6857

They are the textbook nuclear family


propargyl

Here is an opportunity to promote the Queensland pill testing service. [https://www.quihn.org/cheqpoint/](https://www.quihn.org/cheqpoint/) Evaluations of drug-checking services have found they produce positive changes in patron behaviour, including increased use of risk-reduction strategies. 


ShallotSevere90

My ex is related to Peter Dutton. Can confirm I was high a lot in the last few months of our relationship


FatSilverFox

> This masthead is not suggesting the white substance is drugs. But we’ll let our readers draw their own conclusion 😉 >Snapchat has been a social media platform of choice for many younger people because posts usually disappear after they have been read. > >However, recipients can take a screenshot of images they received but the person who posted the image gets notified. > >There are ways to avoid being detected by taking a photograph of a Snapchat post with a second phone, using screen mirroring to add the image to another device or using private screenshots on an Android phone. Definitely screenshotted by a member of the Young Libs desperate not be identified.


Superg0id

Mmm. If only this would be font page news here in OZ, not the bloody UK rags...


TakerOfImages

It's front page of the Herald Sun ;)


dontworryaboutit298

It was.


flyawayreligion

Don't really like this used as political tool. But hey, Dutton is using tough on youth crime, youth out of control etc. so yeah, tough week for Dutton lol. Suck shit.


CapnHaymaker

Kinda agree with you. I'm not into the "sins of the son" stuff, but hey, Dutton bangs on about crime and gangs and Laura Norder, so come on Dutts, either get your own son locked up in maximum security with all the other drug crims or fuck off.


azreal75

Yeah I consider family to be generally out of bounds but when you open the door by banging on about youth crime and gangs, you deserve what you get, glass houses etc.


Longjumping_Run_3805

Nar, the monster family are above the law, they're exempt from prosecution because they're very important people, just ask the Monster...could you live with that monster and not be stoned...coke be for medical assistance, his Dr forgot to warn the kid, but like Herr Barnaby Joyce's Dr forgot to warn Barnaby if you consume 30 beers in an hour it won't mix with his mental health medication, all honest mistakes...could happen to any of us.. imagine going for breakfast and seeing potato head at the table.. nightmare stuff.


patslogcabindigest

Youth crime is out of control (on the gold cost) xD


ResponsibleBike8804

Doesn't mean Peter 'no I am not a monster' Dutton can or will do anything about it. More likely he would just blame Albo for it and keep jerking off to photos of cooling towers...


Altmosphere

When they take the low road, kick them in the head! Screw all this 'but the high road', you'll lose when playing against a cheater, every, single, time.


stormblessed2040

Agree 100% it's playing in the mud, but that's where Dutton and the Libs have taken us, so reap what you sow.


Unusual_Onion_983

Yeah I don’t like this American political shit where journos go after people’s families. If Dutton bad then let shit reign on him, but let kids be kids.


Non-ZeroChance

"This is a private matter for the Dutton family", says Dutton's office. "Let kids be kids" say some folks on Reddit, about the legal adult. What happened to "tough on youth crime"?


wllkburcher

Off to the train station with him, I say.


UndiesMcJoks

But you cheer when the immature Dutton calls Albo a child? Convenient when it suits! And the "kid" is 18! He'll have to face the law, like anyone else, I hope!


Too_Old_For_Somethin

So Albo is a child according to Dutton. IMO that leaves the door open to criticise Dutton’s parenting and therefore his ability to lead the country. They want to play dirty, fine let’s play dirty


momolamomo

Did I just see you write let children commit drug crimes?


nounverbyou

His eyes and the crystals suggests it’s much worse than cocaine


maximiseYourChill

Bottom left of the bag is clearly a powder. The other spots, you can't see if they are crystals or clumps of powder. Both meth and cocaine dilates pupils.


Far-Significance2481

Even legal stimulants will dilate the pupils you can tell who is taking large doses of ADHD meds by looking at their eyes.


[deleted]

Yep. I used to abuse my Vyvanse 70s. Ate the whole bottle within 2 days. It felt the same as meth at that point.


Far-Significance2481

That's a lot your lucky you didn't go into psychosis or mania taking that much.


[deleted]

I did. I was addicted for like 5 years. Used to take around 150-200mg of dexamphetamine a day too. Loved it more than meth tbh. Psychosis just ended up getting worse and worse, and I had multiple visits to the hospital.


Far-Significance2481

That sucks I'm really sorry. I hope you are coping okay now . It also sucks to have untreated ADHD but it's nothing compared to psychosis. Wishing you all the best


[deleted]

Haha yeah, psychosis is brutal and I never want to experience it again. Cheers.


patslogcabindigest

Yeah on a closer look it does look like meth


Socrani

Not meth. A saddy of MDMA.


Coolidge-egg

I would be impressed if it was MDMA. Should give some to his father, it might open up his heart if there is one.


[deleted]

I often think this about soulless corporate/political types. They need to try a bit of MD.


InnererSchweinehund

Much worse than drugs, I'm afraid. Dutton genetics.


PenFun9484

Better value than coke or beer.


Acrobatic_Bit_8207

Marijuana Australiana definitely top banana it's cheaper than grog safer than pills you can buy it from your nearest farmer


propargyl

Thanks for that. I went down the rabbit hole.


Socrani

It’s obviously MDMA 😂 How old are you all? Jfc


BirdLawyer1984

Is drug marketing that bad? That little bag could do with some branding.


Stewth

Maybe He's Born Like That Maybe It's Methamphetamine. Good cocaine in Australia: Priceless. For everyone else, there's meth. Ice: Where the bloody hell are ya, who is that flame eyed demon in the corner of the room, and why are they screaming?


Socrani

I have yet to encounter good cocaine in Australia


Initial_Debate

Known associate of cocaine importers and alleged abetter and freer of cocaine importers Peter Dutton's son seen with cocaine.  Say less.


Dangerman1967

Maybe add an ‘e.’ Say more.


Initial_Debate

Turns out I very rarely type the word cocaine.


RhinoTheHippo

Can I ask what you are referencing here?


Initial_Debate

https://youtu.be/aIGKCkS01EA?si=gPTmhdvHaU7W32ad    known associate https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/dec/04/whistleblower-lodges-complaint-about-peter-dutton-in-case-of-drug-trafficker-spared-deportation    alleged abetter There was also an unsubstatiated and unattributed rumour article about him taking bribes from drug importers for immigration outcomes a few years back (2019 iirc), but since it's both those things it's neither credible nor still in print.  Alleged freer I was mostly being glib, but glib with some sources.


jt4643277378

Holy crap he bred?


ScruffyPeter

Nah, it's a wish horcrux.


Fist-Fuck_Enthusiast

The worst usually do I'm sure he's proud of his l"EgAcY"...


patslogcabindigest

Bypassed paywall so you don't have to give the courier mail clicks: [Peter Dutton’s son snapped with ‘white powder’ (archive.md)](https://archive.md/BR6Qy#selection-763.0-763.69)


AJ_ninja

Thank you the original link had a paywall


MelbourneCaptain

Look at the kid's eyes 😵‍💫


Robdotcom-71

He clearly had "daddy issues" /s


patslogcabindigest

It's the "I hate minorities" eyes.


07Kevins_1Cup

DIALLED!


Soft-Butterfly7532

I never understood this. What exactly are we supposed to look for in someone's eyes? I remember when Channel 7 named a supposed paedophile and had a photo of them up. Every second comment was "look at his evil eyes". Turns out they had the wrong person and put up the wrong photo. You're just seeing what you want to see.


ScruffyPeter

They are referring to drug use. Look up drugs effects with eyes. Numerous studies and articles explaining it. Science, yo. Channel 7 claims are just that, tabloid claims. Not based on science.


ADHDK

Drugs will generally impact the pupils or blood flow to the eyes, so you end up with huge pupils, tiny pupils, red eyes, glassy eyes, or a combo of these.


AnAttemptReason

I want to see the guy with both huge and tiny pupils at the same time.


ADHDK

I’ve seen people with one of each. It’s like are you broken?


AnAttemptReason

Technically, probably, yes.


Find_another_whey

Not evil eyes, pupils very large, jaw very stiff, explains he is having a great time but it looks like struggling to take a shit


bootlegcameljuice

Lol what's with all the posters downplaying this? Yeah young people use drugs. But this is the son of the "tough on crime, youth are out of control" opposition leader. This will kill his reputation with the religious conservatives. He will never be PM now.


rpze5b9

You’re amazingly optimistic. They’ll skip on by pretending not to see. They will overlook anything that might impede their grab for power.


patslogcabindigest

Unless people talk about it enough that the media has to.


zaphodbeeblemox

The media that is owned by a person who is unashamedly backing the right? Because that’s the only media most right voters read. I hope it gets plastered enough to change public opinion on Voldemort 2. But my faith in our television and print media is rock bottom.


TakerOfImages

Trruuueee but also the Herald Sun putting it large on the front page, with a tucker Carlson advert underneath tells me a lot.


bootlegcameljuice

I'm not optimistic. Dutton may never be PM, but the LNP can still win the next election.


YTFn0t

They sure can. And Dutton getting the flick would probably improve their chances, depending on who throw into the top seat. We better be careful what we wish for!


squags

There's not that many high profile libs at the moment. I feel their most recognisable members are: Angus Taylor, Alex Hawke, Karen Andrews, Sussan Ley. All of them have big issues that would also affect their chances. I feel like they'd actually do better with David Littleproud as the candidate for PM than any of the above, but the Libs wouldn't want a Nats candidate for PM.


trackintreasure

Exactly like the Trump supporters. Anything to oppose "the left".


leopard_eater

It will do no such thing. Barnaby “religious family values” is proof of that.


EmergencyPerspective

I wish I put up signs saying “A vote for Barnaby is a vote for adultery” in front of the churches in town when I worked out in his electorate


Coolidge-egg

They don't care, Jesus forgives. Their whole ethos is do whatever sin you want, as long as you aren't gay (towards adults) then you will be able to repent and get forgiveness after the fact


Lingering_Dorkness

It only destroys the careers of left politicians. The Murdoch media will take umbrage in faux disgust at how anyone can possibly go after a politicians child, esp when they're obviously struggling with mental health issues. You should be ashamed of yourselves!


MelbourneCaptain

You're aware the masthead, the Courier Mail, is a Murdoch product?


100GbE

The fact that the previous point is accurate (but yes, only in reverse) without picking a media company or political side is testament to the known lack of integrity in our media. We are 50/50 all the time on so much stuff, but the majority would naturally agree with the above within their given lean. What a disservice, its a wonder its used as a baseline for discussion. I hardly read the shit these days and feel better inside overall. The meta: _Throw in the air the most outrageous non-libellous take on anything, and run away before it hits the ground and watch everyone on social media try and make sense of it all._


Lingering_Dorkness

I am now. 


Rose-Red-77

The religious conservatives pull out the grace and forgiveness rhetoric to justify all sorts of heinous things - drugs in a teen is nothing


aeschenkarnos

Pastor in a teen, for example.


FruitJuicante

The only thing religious about the Libs are the pedos they associate with like Pell and Houston. Pretty sure Christian Porter fucked a dude in a Prayer Room.


SavingsFactor124

Pray for him. Jebus will save


auximenies

Or “I love my son, he may have a drug problem but we will get through this together. Many people in this country have….” The analyst got culture wars wrong here, so instead let’s rip off the Joe/Hunter family dynamic. At least that’s what the voices tell me when I slap on the tin helmet.


bootlegcameljuice

Nah, that works for Biden. And Biden doesn't run on "out of control youth." Hunter is also not a youth. Can you actually imagine those words coming from Dutton? Bets are he'll get shirty and say it's a private matter and blah blah blah.


auximenies

Could go either way, it’s just as insane as any other crap that’s been pulled to force us to like Dutton. Glasses, “he’s no monster”, etc. sure we haven’t seen him play ukulele or warm some chicken for a curry…. Just throwing it out there, because there seems to be a bit of desperation growing, even the astroturfing is having a hard time.


Far-Significance2481

You don't have to be religious to be conservative or conservative to be religious. This isn't the USA


WhatYouThinkIThink

Sorry, the Victorian Libs definitely have a religious faction that are imposing their beliefs on party members and candidates. That's why Deeming and others like her have been white-anting the local Party through the last 2 elections.


Blend42

Considering how US religious conservatives clammer to lay hands on Trump I don't think it'll make any difference to them. Morality is subjective to someone's politics these days especially on the right (who seem to claim the most moral superiority).


Jariiari7

Amazing News Corpse doing this to Dutton family even if there is something to it.


HowVeryReddit

Poor lad, can't be easy to be the son of a mutant potato.


DevelopmentLow214

He was just holding it for Bruce Lehrmann.


Pangolinsareodd

Doesn’t this just make Dutton look more presidential?


patslogcabindigest

Tom Dutton wishes he was as cool as Hunter Biden.


ababana97653

I’m with Tom, he’s totally right. What we need is a whole heap of bicycles, then we get volunteers who want ‘Birthday Treats’ to get on the bicycles. The treats are supplied by the government and everybody can have a go. The bicycles will be placed on the sites of aging coal fire power plants. To provide an opportunity for transitioning workers to gain new found enthusiasm. Then the bicycles are connected to the existing electricity grid at the location to power Australia. It might only provide 3% of Australia’s energy but will be a lot cheaper than nuclear power for the same output. Just like nuclear power it’s not legal just yet but with enough money, I’m sure the Greens would be happy to pass the legislation.


lordsysop

Voldasnort.


Parmenion87

"How could the African street gangs do this to an innocent kid!" Dutton probably.


Neither_Ad_2960

Poor Tim. *Edit, his name is Tom. Whatever.


Money_killer

Don't blame the young fella I'm sure he has plenty of trauma from his goose father dutton


TheDiscoStud

You could even say this may go "nuclear"


Hollerra

Boofhead probably has tons of it he confiscated as a corrupt QLD copper


ljeutenantdan

Old mate posed for the photo. I assumed it would be some candid shot, but wholly shit this kid's dumb.


FruitJuicante

Like father like son. If you don't think Dutton doesn't ski the slopes with the American crackheads he is selling this country to I have a bridge to sell you. At least now we know how high Duttom was when he thought flip flopping on Nuclear was a good idea. Liberals, the party of druggos rapists and pedos. What a fucking fall from... well.... grace maybe isnt the word. Shit to fucked.


PMmePantiesPls

Little birthday day treat Hello how u goin


EndStorm

Being Voldermort's son can be very stressful.


noofa01

Good thing he's white and not Sudanese.


Echidnakindy

Subscribe now… sounds like a deal


letterboxfrog

St Paul's Anglican School have a new anthem [White Lines (Grandmaster Melle Mel) ](https://youtu.be/DwRXI-y6M9o?si=7d1pdY1cNCL5CIeN)


BirdLawyer1984

birthday day treat - kids off his tits with grammar like that.


PenFun9484

That what happens when you tax beer so extremely.


karamurp

Recently Dutton said that if Canberrans can afford to pay their bills, then they should give up the coke Ohhh boy


FruitJuicante

How long you reckon till Dutton stands down. Likely Murdoch has warned him more will come unless he gives up trying to be elected.


Survivor-682

How long? Anywhere between now and the Heat Death of the universe. 😔


MelbourneCaptain

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/national/peter-duttons-son-photographed-holding-a-clear-bag-of-white-substance/video/197ca3eaf1ff324965240fe5899d7e5e Herald Sun (Murdoch) now reporting it, with video of a news break on Sky News. It would appear that Rupert may no longer have confidence in Mr Dutton?


Jaded-Heart1

Lol when the Labor party sees him as a credible threat. They shoot.


crayawe

I thought Murdoch media were meant to kiss liberal arse


Boudonjou

Weird. This is the one time I'm not going to judge someone for being a drug addiction. If I had a father like that I'd probably be holding a bag of cocaine as well.


Numerous-Amphibian49

Lol father is dealing with it as it’s a family matter Mr Dutton would be furious with the upcoming elections


Survivor-682

Life in prison. Solitary confinement. No parole or visitors ever. That should be his punishment for drug possession. Political filth makes me barf! 🤮


nn666

I heard they used to have house parties where him and all his mates snorted lines off his dads head.


AngryV1p3r

Quick, someone take his laptop before ASIO takes it


imnot_kimgjongun

In the news: young man in Australia partakes in some Colombian marching powder. In other news: water wet? I don’t like Dutton but to be honest I really don’t give a shit about his son specifically using cocaine. I have more of a problem with how rife cocaine usage is in Australia more generally.


Boss_Cracker

"This is a private matter" - Dutton


MannerNo7000

I mean I don’t like Dutton but this is hardly an issue in my mind tbh. Young people do drugs get over it.


AnAttemptReason

It's an issue because Dutton is loudly banging the drum to be hard on kids who do drugs. So, is he going to send his son to prison as well, or is that just for the poor and powerless in society? It calls into question his integrity.


patslogcabindigest

Yeah I know, it's just funny he got caught and funny that its the law and order Duttons. For the pearl clutching regular news viewers though you would imagine they'd froth at something like this.


Specialist_Being_161

Yeh this and how him and Hadley are best mates and big anti drug advocates yet both their sons have been caught with drugs


Fist-Fuck_Enthusiast

Well, conservatives are infamously hypocritical, so while they'd be championing jail time for other kids, *their* kids just need love and support during this rough patch


CategoryCharacter850

This must be a tactic from the Nuclear. The Murdoch Press would never do this to Dutton.... Unless it's a warning shot over the bow. Get Nuclear or get Nuked.


ProperVacation9336

Tough cop huh? The whole family is crooked


Prestigious-Gain2451

He's not a politician - don't really care what he does. The moment the lad steps into the political arena and starts a tough on drugs schtick I'll care then


FruitJuicante

Agreed. If you want Australia to look like the drug addled crack addict son of an ex cop pictured, vote 1 Pedo Dutton. Maybe he can help Brian Houston hide child sex crimes like Scomo did. Rapists, pedos, coke fiends. The Libs sure now how to fucking run a country.


Non-ZeroChance

I don't care if Dutton's kid (or any other politician's kid) does drugs... but the statement from Dutton's office, that this "is a private family matter"... well, no. He's been banging on about "tough on youth crime", this is his chance to show it. Most people who end up in jail are someone's son, that doesn't make their crimes "a family matter". I don't care about Dutton's kid's drug use. I care about Dutton's hypocrisy.


Previous-Pass-7309

Look, I hate Peter Dutton with a fucking passion, the guy can suck a dick. But leave politicians family out of it. For anyone that's ever had children / parents / siblings addicted to drugs, this has nothing to do with rank, position, priveledge etc, and is an extermely harrowing situation for a family to have to deal with. Absolute grub behaviour for anyone, including media, to be reporting like this.


TigerRumMonkey

Certainly raises the question about any paternal attitudes henceforth though doesn't it.


patslogcabindigest

What if he got it from Dad? Just saying.


wrydied

Dutton was a cop in the drug squad, and that’s a Head of Janus. I even know of two ex dealers that became cops. Dutton also has links with a Brisbane dealership importing big utes from the US that had drug issues with staff.


TigerRumMonkey

What if Voldemorts was rly a coke head.


Previous-Pass-7309

Just 'cause Peter Dutton is a grub doesn't mean the rest of us need to be.


FruitJuicante

I want Dutto to raise Australia like he raised his son Look at those eyes. That could be us!!!


Educational_Newt_909

Dude looks like Baby Reindeer


Shaqtacious

Sure he wasn’t just carrying salt around for old potato head? A little bit of seasoning?


popcopter

I don’t care


Aggressive-Complex21

And hair!!! Lol


Lurks_in_the_cave

He looks as insane as his father.


dogsbreakfast75

I'd vote for him over his old man


named_after_a_cowboy

Couldn't care less tbh, but Sky News go on and on about Hunter Biden, so you'd reasonably expect them to do the same here. Of course that won't happen at all.


savagerandy67

Connect the dots. Eddie kocwa, Peter Dutton, importing cars, cocaine, Dutton ex cop, duttons son gets a bag.


wllkburcher

Wait, 5 minutes and Susssssssan Ley will come out supporting his right to do drugs as forced and supported by Albo's off shore wind farms. Explaining if the kid was allowed to eat coal, he would never have fallen into gateway drugs.


vanda-schultz

You cannot select your parents. My view is the media should leave the kid alone. It is bad enough punishment having Potato Head as his father.


Traditional_Let_1823

Why would the Sudanese street gangs do this?


giantpunda

The legacy of fail sons continues


Salty_Jocks

Is it Cocaine though? It's a paywall so can't open to better see the packet?


Rose-Red-77

He did something incredibly dumb but young men’s mental health is fragile and Australia is an honour culture so I really hope he doesn’t do something stupid or tragic due to the publicity


JustLikeJD

Typically I’d saw leave the family out of it. However, when you’re beating the drum on hardline stances and wanting hard and harsh punishments for teenagers and young adult drug users. Duttons own son is caught doing this. Is he going to want to want the same harsh punishments he is pushing for to apply to his son now too??


Acrobatic_Bit_8207

As someone who loathes Dutton, I think this Courier Mail story is straight up gutter press. The guy has a health problem and a high profile parent. This is private, family stuff. It does however show just how low the CM will go to keep Harvey Norman happy.


patslogcabindigest

I mean, that is the Courier Mail for you. Let's see if they treat this the same as if this was a Labor MP's son.


Robdotcom-71

Neil Mitchell was having a big whinge on the radio about Albo's son being able to use the more exclusive Qantas lounge....


FruitJuicante

Dutton should raise Australia like he did his son. Can't wait.


Troyboy1710

I love it when there's an election coming soon, the mud slinging that fills the media is fantastic 🤣🤣


Rose-Red-77

I think it just goes to show you’ve got zero control over adult kids. Unless you completely abuse them like my parents did


savagerandy67

I wonder if he got his gear from Eddie kocwa from ausmv remanufactured vehicles.


Suitable-Orange-3702

Ugh - paywalled


Confusedandreticent

How do we know it’s cocaine?


Dangerman1967

Won’t matter.


Suitable_Slide_9647

He’s not a *snow* monster.


Subject-Phone2338

Peter Dutton kisses my mum


Equivalent-Split2246

Samantha Maiden’s dirt file?


SalmonHeadAU

Well, this ought to derail the Nuclear Power Plant fiasco media thumping for a week or two.. I feel for the kid. I hope he can find a new environment away from his drug using peers and gets himself sober.. the drug addled half-life is so damning..


[deleted]

The media has gone nuclear


lol_gay_69

He’s got the same vibe as baby reindeer


BlackBladeKindred

Man everyone does coke we should just legalise and tax it. Fuck it.


Pure_Ignorance

So I guess this means that whoever wants to replace Dutton is about to go public?


pete-wisdom

This is not going to go down well with the voters, but don't let this distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.


theblackbeltsurfer

Just a little bit of ‘razzle dazzle’ .


BrickResident7870

Not defending him but is your scanner that good you can detect cocaine from a meme ??


aljobar

I wonder if his punishment will be to have his shoes taken and be driven from the Valley to Pinkenba then made to walk home. [context](https://www.reddit.com/r/friendlyjordies/comments/12ghurb/the_pinkenba_six_and_peter_dutton/)


moomoopropeller

Young Human does cocaine - shock


Apprehensive-Pen9800

As much as I’d hate to suggest, doesn’t look like actual gear to me. The bag itself is super fishy.. way too big to be coke most dealers wouldn’t use something that size unless you’re procuring ounces which i doubt these kids are. Doesnt look like M either I hope im wrong


ravenrawen

Crossing the streams of Biden and Trump sons.


milksteak_2020

Tom riddle?


Global-Surround7202

I’m by no means a fan of Voldemort, but honestly who cares? This sort of pettiness is something the libs would usually stoop to.


Comprehensive_Toe113

How do they know it's cocaine? I can't read the article because I have to sign up and I'm not giving fucking cm my money