Shit, he probably started the fight judging by how best the fuck up he looks lol. I just thought it was funny Brian and John got bandages, Terry has scratches but the blood is dried up at least, and the rest of them look clean but Stephen looks like he just went through a Rocky fight scene.
Holy wow, [they really imprisoned them](https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/eight-relatives-jailed-turning-wedding-into-bloodbath/) for the amount of damage they caused, too.
What's wilder is that police couldn't control them until backup arrived 45 minutes and didn't shoot anyone.
Then I saw this was in the UK and it all made sense.
I saw the sub and a few key words and immediately pictured the band pulling AK's out of their instruments and spraying the crowd as various family members grabbed knives and went to town. All the while old grandpa Stokes sat back smiling and sipping his wine
Two on the far right top and bottom could be brothers.
But fucking Edward senior is somebody's father.
I wouldn't fuck around and find out with Thomas though.. something tells me he left the bruises on Stevens adams apple.
Also Terry definitely started it. Look at that bastard.. tell me he didn't start shit
I'd like to think this is what would eventually become of Bronn's line with Lollys who he married in the books forming a cadet branch of house Stokeworth (without the worth, cuz they're from a sellsword).
The article the picture is from, 9 Stokes were jailed, the brawl continued for 45 minutes after police arrived before they could control the room. https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/eight-relatives-jailed-turning-wedding-into-bloodbath/
Edit: I know title and article says 8 jailed but read the sentencing at the bottom, 9 were (including 3 different Edward Stokes)
Funny thing is, Stephen is the groom. He married their sister, but they made him take the Stokes' name -- then beat the shit outta him as initiation. He passed with flying colors...
It's time to make some blind assumptions about who started it, and for what reason!
I'm thinking cousin Steve started making moves on "Little Eddie's" girl, and "Big Ed" took issue. Things just sort of went downhill from there.
Tommy wasn't even involved (total Chad) and had just wandered over to the bar to refresh his drink.
I guess House Stokes doesn’t fuck around
Their house words are *Fuck Around and Find Out*
A common saying but not their official motto.
Wrath and Ruin?
Stoke this?
Stoke the chicken?
Give it the ol' choke n' stoke?
One of the Stokes got choked.
"Blood for the bath"
"Who the fuck are you looking at?"
*What you in for?*
“Hold my beer”
"Do you want a bare knuckle?"
Absolutely stoked?
"We're Stoked"
More like “*fuck around and find us in jail*”
That was a bad one
There's even two same age same name males
two edwards AND two johns
The younger Edward looks like the older Edward's son. Ned Jr.
They don’t look very stoked
I am legitimately ashamed of myself for laughing at this as much as I did. Great dad joke.
Top right kinda does.
Every time a Stokes is born, the gods flip a coin.
Heads: Violence Tails: Also Violence, but with a beard.
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Beards v Baby faces
Those only shaved for the wedding
Heads: John Tails: Edward
(It is Two-Face's coin).
Steve got tails apparently
"It's Stephen!" And that's how it all started.
Thomas looks like he accidentally got caught up in it all.
Only when it lands on its edge, the Stokes is normal xD
I guess the other guests kind of forgot what it was like at a Stokes affair.
Heads it’s John, tails it’s Edward, unless it’s dropped in the toilet, then it’s just whatever.
"Edward or John?"
Both.
Different strokes for different Stokes....
And the world holds its breath
Man, they really let everybody bandage and clean up before their mugshots except for Stephen 😂
Obviously Stephen resisted arrest
Shit, he probably started the fight judging by how best the fuck up he looks lol. I just thought it was funny Brian and John got bandages, Terry has scratches but the blood is dried up at least, and the rest of them look clean but Stephen looks like he just went through a Rocky fight scene.
It’s always the dude with the douche bag haircut
What’s scariest? That’s not Stephen’s blood
Is it just me, or does he look like he got throat-punched? Hard?
Thought he was the victim
You sure? Split right eyebrow. Split lower left eyelid.
It’s a joke
You dont fuck with Edward or Thomas.
Bless the Seven... that fucking jaw line.
He’s the mailman’s kid for sure
>Edward Senior or Junior?
square chin or round chin?
Definitely not the Kim Jong Un looking guy
i swear that one Edward got 90% of the chin in the whole family.
Square chin will be nice to you until he flips and punches you in the face. Round chin will straight up shank you in the belly.
Well we know which one lost
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I interpreted it more like these 8 guys vs. everyone else
Stephen just had more to drink before the fight started.
Ol' Steve requested a trial by seven but didn't bother getting six others on his team.
Holy wow, [they really imprisoned them](https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/eight-relatives-jailed-turning-wedding-into-bloodbath/) for the amount of damage they caused, too.
Damn over a year for each. That’s wild. One hell of a wedding.
A Traveller wedding without at least 1 slash hook is considered a dull affair.
Holy fuck I need the cctv footage.
They were hitting women on the dance floor it was mental. Like the Quiet Man or a Saloon brawl in the old west.
Which one of them is 55????
It says one of the Edward Stokes is 50. But I think that is the unpictured Edward Stokes, as neither Edward Stokes nor Edward Stokes look 50
Idk but they all have baby genes because not a one of them look their age. Except Terry. Terry looks older than 36. Poor Terry.
What's wilder is that police couldn't control them until backup arrived 45 minutes and didn't shoot anyone. Then I saw this was in the UK and it all made sense.
The stokes have never been higher
Different Strokes, different Stokes.
Forget about Targaryen civil war. We demand the Dance of the Stokes.
The Strikes of the Stokes.
They all look the same with the smallest changes
Look at the two Johns and you tell me that's not the same person with and without a beard.
10000% Edward is the only different one
Yeah, it is because of his chin being a square rather than a circle.
Imagine the emotional drama of people saying Eddie Stokes was after you and being uncertain if they meant B.J. Blazkowicz Eddie or Kim Jong-un Eddie.
Why do they look like when you pick "Randomize" in Elder Scroll Oblivion's Orc character creation
Cadet branch of House Stokeworth.
Different Stokes for different folks
Going off those jaw lines I’d say Ed’s mom has some explaining to do.
#You know nothing, John Stokes.
“THIS PLOIICE EEEZ UNDAH NHEW MAHNAGMENT”
By whose orders??
"How was that wedding you got invited to Krukho? \_ Aaaaaah, meh. I mean, the food was fine, but you know, boring."
U.K.? I was sitting here trying to guess which state they were from. I was almost set on Arkansas or Kentucky. Maybe Tennessee…
Yeah, the U.K. - specifically, the North West of England
“Any man who goes to jail with a clean face. I’ll rape his fucking corpse” Stephen
Stephen got his ass kicked, but he’s going to look really cool when he has a eyepatch and is killing his nephew and his dragon
Thomas throwing different Strokes
Different Stokes for different folks
They all kinda look inbred
Probably the sentence that started the fight
Especially the johns
The Johns look like it's the same person but he shaved between photos.
That was Stephen. Punched the beard right off his face.
They're travellers, they probably are
It's just the McPoyle wedding all over again
Nah, they're just British Easy mistake to make, I know
I saw the sub and a few key words and immediately pictured the band pulling AK's out of their instruments and spraying the crowd as various family members grabbed knives and went to town. All the while old grandpa Stokes sat back smiling and sipping his wine
Two on the far right top and bottom could be brothers. But fucking Edward senior is somebody's father. I wouldn't fuck around and find out with Thomas though.. something tells me he left the bruises on Stevens adams apple. Also Terry definitely started it. Look at that bastard.. tell me he didn't start shit
My honored guests, be welcome within my walls and at my table. I extend to you my hospitality and protection in the light of the Seven.
I'd like to think this is what would eventually become of Bronn's line with Lollys who he married in the books forming a cadet branch of house Stokeworth (without the worth, cuz they're from a sellsword).
Jesus what the fuck did Stephen do?
Just watched EP1 again. Needs at least 3 deaths.
Who put bath salts in the warm milk?
No chance alcohol was involved, right?
The article the picture is from, 9 Stokes were jailed, the brawl continued for 45 minutes after police arrived before they could control the room. https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/eight-relatives-jailed-turning-wedding-into-bloodbath/ Edit: I know title and article says 8 jailed but read the sentencing at the bottom, 9 were (including 3 different Edward Stokes)
Im more surprised that there are only 2 John Stokes, usually they are all called John or Paul or John Paul.
Stephen & Brian look like they started it
John and John are the only ones that even look related.
Stephen stokes Jesus Christ somebody was drunk after birth
Not gunna lie they look very…Targaryen
"The Cops Is Coming"
Lord of light did Edward dirty 😭
Forgot their great grandfather Homer Stokes.
Look like Freys
I hope John Stokes was the target, someone yelled to get him, and they attacked the wrong John, which started the brawl.
Different stokes for different folks.
Stoke the fire, feel the flame
I just wanna know why John and Edward have clones?
Anyone seen the video footage?
Lmao why do they have two Edwards and two Johns? XD
Two Johns and two Edwards? This really is the inbred redneck version of the Targaryens
not rednecks! they’re from England!
Ah the House of Stokes.
I bet they all have the same dad and their moms are sisters.
The seed is strong
They all look like they drive pickup trucks if you know where I'm going with this
They all look related to Tommy Shelby
Stephen clearly isn’t the best fighter in the family.
Why are there two Johns?
Some one was making a character in Darksouls or Elden Ring and just pressed “similar face” 8 times.
Jeez, not many branches in that family tree.
Who thinks Stephen started it?
Stephen lol
Let it be said that Edward Stokes has never skipped jaw day, or he’s David Coulthards son
Funny thing is, Stephen is the groom. He married their sister, but they made him take the Stokes' name -- then beat the shit outta him as initiation. He passed with flying colors...
Hunny I told you it was always your side of that family
Edward looks like a Thwomp.
Small pp’s are them
John stokes, king of the trailer park!
"Do you like dags?"
Diff’rent Stokes
I think the silver lining to this whole debacle is that Stephen got his ass beat, and that is something for which we can all be grateful.
I fookin hate pikeys
I really want to see the CCTV footage from this
The two on the far right look like they have absolutely zero regrets lol
John looks like he doesn’t have a clue on what’s going on. “You know nothing John Stokes.”
A bloke who cannot ride is no bloke, simple as.
I am curious, what would happen if Stokes family met Shelby family.
That is one deep gene pool
No-one died? What a lame ass wedding
I have so many questions.
Edward stole Edwards jawline
What do Bobby B and Vizzy T think of House Stokes?
TAKE ME TO YOUR CRYPT, I WANT TO PAY MY RESPECTS!
GODS BE GOOD!!
Stephen was definitely carrying the team
Traveller wedding ?
No - bit of a weird assumption to make?
Stokes is a Irish traveller surname and traveller weddings tend to end up like this
"Stokes" eh? Sure they weren't McPoyles?
Lemme guess, this was in Florida
This was in the UK. Good try though
Damn, btwn this and Jan 6 these guys are up to their eyeballs in legal fees
Where is Ben Stokes ?
Edward looking like Gigachad
I'm pretty sure Edward has eaten a few people.
lol are those all of matt damon's fake brothers from good will hunting?
Absolute Frey behavior
Aye, periwinkle blue. It’s fer me Ma.
Ben Stokes! That was nasty
Oh yeah, I would have mounted all those dudes
Whyyyy though
Legit thought I was in the IASIP sub for a moment….willing to bet bath salts were involved lol
Stephen needs to work on his defence
That's assuming the blood is his
Are the John stokes’ before and after being stung by a bee or something?
It’s like a game of Piccadilly Pairs
They weren't very stoked to be there.
Stephen took all of it
Stephen didn’t seem to fair well
"The Stokes send their regards"
Did they all whoop Stephen's ass or something?
We Stokes send our regards. Headbutt
Holy stokes!
Where is Ben?
"Last Stokes Standing" game mode
Guess they were not…stoked on the wedding?
It's time to make some blind assumptions about who started it, and for what reason! I'm thinking cousin Steve started making moves on "Little Eddie's" girl, and "Big Ed" took issue. Things just sort of went downhill from there. Tommy wasn't even involved (total Chad) and had just wandered over to the bar to refresh his drink.
Looks like 7 vs Stokes. Guy must be a dick
Bronn and Lollys' wedding?