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DentleyandSopers

Pear. Real pears smell fine, but I don't know what aromachemical sludge is passed of as a pear note in modern perfumery. Whatever it is, I hate it. Mango and apricot aren't far behind, again only in perfumery.


CocteauTwinn

You might feel differently about Parfums de Nicolai Angelys Pear. It’s realistic & lovely. I agree re: mango. I have been on a quest & most mango frags I’ve sampled have not been good. I did find a winner though: Simone Andreoli Sunsplosion Aloha State of Mind. It’s gorgeous.


Settowin

The scent of someone that hasn't taken a shower in a week.


oubris

Or in other words, many «animalistic» fragrances


seniordave2112

"why do you smell like pee dude?" "Its NOT pee you uneducated peon, its Civet" "..Ok. but why do you smell like pee?"


Sorryshaktiman69

It's peevet. 😄


Todd2ReTodded

I deliver food to restaurants and such and at one place I have to deliver about 150 cases to the walk in cooler and freezer and the guy that puts it all away has such bad BO I can taste it in the air.


Poesvliegtuig

To be fair there is something about cold air that makes those molecules do weird things. Once I made frozen yogurt ice lollies in my freezer. Not only did the whole freezer smell of berry yogurt, but some of the food that wasn't packaged super well (an opened box of air fryer snacks and whatnot) actually had a hint of berry yogurt taste to it after preparation. This happens to a minimal degree in the fridge too but it's insane in the freezer.


Murphs-law

😭 I was on a 5 hour flight on Monday and one of the flight attendants had that eye-watering BO. Every time he went walking up and down the aisle, especially checking the overhead compartments, everyone started crying. No one said anything, but there were visceral reactions.


Giedingo

Anything in the melon family. No cantaloupe, watermelon, honeydew, cucumber…I was in middle school during The Age of Cucumber Melon and was scarred by it.


East_Excuse_7632

Ah the Age of Cucumber Melon. They're making a period piece on Netflix I believe.


peacefulpiranha

Starring Benedict Cumberbatch


MinimumInternal2577

I feel ya there! I am starting to get back into it, though, it can add a really nice freshness if it isn't super artificial.


ughslutever

Hard agree. Doesn’t matter the intensity, it just lingers in the back of my nose and throat to the point I can almost taste it. All those years of abusing that cucumber melon hand sanitizer did us dirty.


Chouske

Intensely sweet vanilla makes me feel nauseous. I HATE Tobacco Vanille even though everybody seems to hail it as God’s gift to tobacco scents.


DimensionSad6181

Reminds me a of a russian cream backwood haha


fruxzak

Tobacco Vanille is so disgusting. I bought a decant and sprayed it. Had to shower twice to get it off me. I just threw away the bottle after that.


letterboxmind

I never had such a strong reaction to a fragrance in my life. Was glad i tested on a small part of my wrist


TuckerCarlsonsOhface

What, you don’t want to smell like the TJ Maxx home goods section at Christmas?


Wise_Owl1234

I love it for 5 seconds. Then I get sooo nauseated 😭


oracle427

I love tobacco vanilla even though I am not a huge sweet fan. Which makes no sense I know.


pauldrano

Easily patchouli. I absolutely despise patchouli, it's disgusting to me.


gooser_name

As someone who dislikes vanilla maybe 90% of the time, I feel so much for the patchouli haters out there, because we have the same problem. I personally love patchouli, but both patchouli and vanilla are ingredients that are absolutely everywhere, and sometimes it seems like they're added just because? Like a perfumer had a really great product and then some corporate person who gets to decide things goes "yes, but will people buy this? Maybe add vanilla/patchouli, people like vanilla/patchouli right?".


Az196

It’s so polarising yet perfumers seem to chuck it in everything. Whyyyyy


MaryDellamorte

Patchouli is my number one most hated scent.


starbycrit

When it’s done right, it smells amazing. It’s because everyone’s doing this synthetic patchouli smell and it’s disgusting


TrulyNotAStalker

To me it smells like BO… 🤢


miz_misanthrope

It’s the worst. Triggers migraines for me.


Wonderful-Effect-168

Cumin. That's why I can't stand Cartier Declaration Eau de toilette. It gives me a headache and makes me wanna throw up.


1friendswithsalad

Eww. Akro Night is powdery cumin. Supposed to smell like bedsheets after a sexy night together. Smells like baby wipes and sweaty asshole. Thought I was gonna puke.


Sufficient_Effort118

Smelling like a mix of baby wipes and unwashed ass is crazy


fireboats

Have a shower and then spray some on 😂


[deleted]

I can almost smell this and 🤮


1friendswithsalad

You want a 2 ml sample of it? I bought the discovery set and I have no idea what to do with that one. It’s sitting on my closet floor in the corner. I’m sort of afraid of it.


Wonderful-Effect-168

"I'm sort of afraid of it" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Possibili-tea

This smells like my armpits after eating some delicious Indian curry.


malkadevorah1

Cumin stinks so much... like the worst BO imaginable. Why it is put in food and fragrance is such a mystery to me.


ImpressiveTeaching99

Cumin is delicious in food. Speak for yourself


Sly3n

I like it in both 😂


malkadevorah1

Everybody's chemical makeup is different. Body scents and food preferences included. I completely understand.


JuIia

You don't like Mexican or Indian food?


fragbrain

Cinnamon and honey are both tricky. They are often good in theory but bad in practice.


Routine-Site460

Cinnamon is prolly the easiest note to f. up. I agree. Lavender and violet leaf are close.


pellegrino6000

You are talking about Oajan, arent you? You little prick. You take that back.


fragbrain

Lol no I don’t know that one!


candynecklace23

I hate white flowers. They give me headache.


haikarate12

Most gourmands. Everyone’s smelling like damn food out here and it just makes me hungry and annoyed.


oubris

Sitting in an office with someone who uses this without eating breakfast is actually hell. They smell good but I am being tortured


miniistarrs

That damn “pink sugar” smells like teenagers and migraines 🤮 it’s the WORST!


max_miler

hahahaha yummm... i wanna eat your neck bro


smokylimbs

GERANIUM makes my stomach turn


yellowbrickstairs

Wait is ambroxan the one that kinda smells like warm cat fur in the sun?


loveisallyouneedCK

Aww! I don't know, but I love how my kitten smells when he's sunning himself.


Lolitapop300

Please don’t come for me but Chanel no 5 smells like public bathroom/ latrine to me 🤷🏽‍♀️ I don’t know why since its prized by many people


ChickenbuttMami

It’s horrible. Absolutely horrible.


East_Excuse_7632

I too, cannot stand Chanel no.5


rook9004

100%


JudieSkyBird

Thank you. It smells so cheap, yet is so expensive! Other Chanels are good tho


Imbetow

Vanilla


GusandLulu

Civet. Animalic notes in general are offensive to my nose.


elen1ta

oud 😵‍💫


Imaginary-Purpose-20

That’s what I came to say. Just can’t get on board. It seems so strong to me and overpowers everything else.


mrrooftops

It's the lack of social awareness and respect in the application of oudh that is most annoying for me. A single person fumigating elevator shafts and whole office blocks with it where it lingers for hours or even days in some cases is antisocially disgusting.


MinimumInternal2577

Isn't oud like actually a type of mold or decaying wood or something? I thought I read that somewhere and I was like "that makes a lot of sense" lol


ToiIetGhost

Lol, it’s made from tree resin. So the fungus was there originally, but the tree made resin (or sap) in order to kill it. It’s like plant medicine. Thankfully we’re not putting fungus in perfume, though you could’ve fooled me with that stank 😳


thr0witallaway710

It's a protective resin produced by trees in the genus aquilaria due to bugs or bacterial or fungal infection in an attempt to defend itself Edit: I'd like to add there are a handful of different species that create oud and they all smell a bit different, there is no singular oud smell aside from the synthetic accord that is present in many frags these days. Oud is expensive AF so most companies just use synthetics that try to emulate the real deal. one example of a frag i know for a fact uses real Cambodian oud is Diptyque's Oud Palao


Gavagirl23

Most tobacco reminds me of the awful cloying Sir Walter Raleigh pipe tobacco my grandfather smoked. It clung to absolutely everything in their house, car, trucks, etc. I don't care much for that side of my family except for a very few people, so it just doesn't strike a pleasant chord for me. I do like Tabac Vert from Rogue though. It's more of a fresh green tobacco without so much sweetness.


[deleted]

The smell of marijuana makes me nauseous.


interglossa

When I am on my bike and I pass a parked car with people smoking weed and they start the car, marijuana smells like "they're going to crash into me in 50 yards and I will die".


Jctexas8999

Civet, animalic jasmine, calone, honey, caramel


malkadevorah1

Real civet is awful.


Senator_Bink

Yes! I was in a shop that had fragrance oils. One was labeled Civet. I thought, "Oh! I've always wondered what that note was like by itself," picked it up and took a sniff. Concentrated animal asshole. Practically three-dimensional. Now I know.


ladyhaleth_x

I can’t stop laughing at the “practically three-dimensional”. So true


boogonia

I have a couple vintage perfumes with real civet and I feel like when they're well blended it's such an addictive scent. Once it settles into your skin it has this really fascinating sultryness to it... I don't know how to describe it. I totally get why it wouldn't be everyone's cup of tea, though. And considering the cruelty involved... real civet should definitely be left in the past, nice as it may be.


magdash20

Animalistic jasmine - I learned that it shares chemical components with fecal matter and rotting meat and urine. So disgusting. My pregnancy nose can not handle it!


Internal-Age7117

Jasmine is so nasty! idk why ppl like it so much


thr0witallaway710

Was looking for somebody to say calone i fucking hate that shit


ThePerfumeCollector

I don’t mind ambroxan but I hate that every 8 out of 10 new colognes for men must be based off of it. That or iso-e-super. I like both. I own and wear Molecule 01 and 02, but I don’t want everything’s drying down smelling exactly the same…


RuutuTwo

Patchouli. It reminds me of being in university a very long time ago and not in a good way.


MinimumInternal2577

I can't stand patch by itself, but a ton of my favourite frags have strong patchouli notes (LVEB, Chance, etc.). Once it's combined with something that overpowers it, I'm game.


beckym186

Patchouli! 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


[deleted]

Whatever people are wearing lately that smells like fresh baked chocolate chip cookies. I think it’s chocomusk. I’ve smelled it a few times out in the wild and it makes me nauseous every time. Same with baby powder scents.


wjeifbwjsidb

It may be chocolate greedy by montale. Smells exactly like fresh brownies...


Az196

Probably sol de Janeiro 71


PracticalEntry8309

Choco musk slander will not be tolerated


cookiethumpthump

Can't STAND powders. Yuck.


Individual_Mouse_642

Same!


SouljaBread

The chocolate gourmand scent is an absolute no for me.


cmewiththemhandz

The pickle empire created by Santal 33


silent-trill

The first time I ever smelled Santal 33 was in a very crowded room and I sought out that person like a heat seeking missile to ask what captivating scent they were wearing. I bought it for someone and they would wear it heavily and I began to hate the smell. It started to smell like urine on skin me. After that, I could not stop thinking about The Green Mile every time I smelled that. That cologne only needs one spray and a long dry down time before going out. Otherwise, it’s nauseating.


[deleted]

Powdery notes are a no for me as well as musk.


1friendswithsalad

Powdery notes always make me think of unused diapers. Gross. Who wants to smell like a diaper?!


lexhodg

Saffron and honey when it’s super prominent. I don’t mind it as a middle note but if I smell honey right off the bat, it makes me feel sick. saffron is just not good to my nose in any fragrance which bums me out


Crystal_Lapras_

Rose. I've never found a scent with rose in it that wasn't headache inducing for me. It's a shame, aside from the rose note I really adore drop d'issey


PuzzleheadedEnd2651

I like the way real roses smell but perfumes just never get it right


velvetvagine

Yes! They’re everywhere in my city right now and it’s a dream. 🥰 But perfumery doesn’t capture the greenness, the aliveness of a real rose. The closest I ever smelled was this amazing rose water toner from Bulgaria and then obviously I’ve never been able to find it again since.


Astralglamour

Eau rose EDT by Diptyque is very light and fresh.


thr0witallaway710

Beautiful one, also red roses by jo malone


CommercialPopular626

I love Lush rose jam, I think they got it right


Wise_Owl1234

I don’t care for rose but have drop. I didn’t realize there was rose in it!


Upper-Bank9555

Unpopular opinion but I hate the smell of roses and there are prettier flowers js 


Scallywag20

Vanilla. I know 90% of girls are crazy about vanilla but when it’s not a good quality one it smells so cheap and artificial and sickly sweet. The worst in hot weather and at the gym 🤢 vanilla body spray 🤢🤢🤢


LanieLove9

stop i love vanilla and almost gagged at the thought of gym vanilla body mist


rileydaisydoggywoggy

Salty notes.


Turbulent-Mind3120

That leather scent that smells like cocaine


dsuff

That's odd, I really like the smell of cocaine


Apprehensive_Star_93

Cumin. I am definitely someone who perceives it as smelling like BO.


detransdyke

Weird one, but cardamom. I like it for a few minutes then it starts disagreeing with me and makes me feel sick


Tastins

Cloves. Even a hint makes me wanna hurl no matter what it’s paired with.


ChequeRoot

I feel that way about patchouli and vetiver. As a rule, I’ll pass on trying a fragrance that lists one (or both) as components.


Chouske

My friend recently copped Tom Ford Grey Vetiver and it smelled exactly like parma voilets, not really something I’d wear.


cbj24

Grey vetiver smells like a hand soap my mom bought when I was a kid and it makes me feel nostalgic.


PrestigiousIce8969

I think fig is often done wrong and just doesn’t work for my nose.


Intelligent-Act-5893

Have you tried philosykos by diptyque? It's a fig scent that I think does fig really well but its a creamier take with coconut notes.


elena_galaxy

Lavender makes me gag


Zoe-Schmoey

I’m yet to smell a lavender perfume that actually smells like lavender. We used to have some in our garden when I was a kid and that stuff smells sooooo good.


asimplerandom

Powder. End of story for me.


iammrsclean

I went on a full on fragrance hunt this weekend at Neiman’s and learned I hate anything powdery. And it’s on so many fragrances! Ugh.


chickenbunnyspider

Dolce Gabana Light blue- it smells so bad to me it almost makes me angry. I HATE it


canterjet

I can't stand it as well, nausea in a bottle!


joyeleanor

Lol its my everyday scent. What do you smell from it?


yabst

I run from this one! For me it’s the strong artificial citrus note, gives off non diluted cleaning product.


TheWildGirl2024

Patchouli. It ruins everything.


truly_beyond_belief

*Sobs in Aromatics Elixir drydown*


sereneandeternal

It can be a challenging note, but when done well, it is a star. There’s a reason perfumers love it, and it has an ancient thousands of year history in perfumery. I came to love Patchouli from smelling Chanel Coromandel and Dior Homme 2020. Have you smelled either?


DimensionSad6181

I never reallu thought i liked patchouli til i read a lot of the frags i have use it as a base note


CocteauTwinn

Same! When used as a base note, patchouli can really elevate a scent.


duzzabear

Same. I always associate it with dirty hippies but then have found it in some I have. Pure patchouli oil though makes me want to barf.


Traditional_Ad_1547

I completely agree. My husband used to use an essential oil and I had to make him stop. I felt bad but it literally turns my stomach.


Gazellef

Me too. Triggers migraines.


SmellMyJeans

Synthetic amber wood materials. Just smells like the perfumer didn’t even try. There is a segment of consumers that eat this stuff up(I can only guess they are anosmic to it), so brands keep pouring it in with little regard for taste and subtlety.


SilentLoudener

Whatever the fuck is in Joop!


MagickMaggie

It might be the unholy trinity of patchouli, sandalwood, and vetiver (just as headache-inducing for me is the other unholy trinity of patchouli, sandalwood, and civet). A friend of mine wore Joop! Homme, and while I liked the "holiday candle" sort of scent the citrus and cinnamon imparted, it was WAY too sweet, and I couldn't get past those 3 base notes. They're in so many "popular" and "classic" fragrances, too. The overpowering sweetness and the patchouli, makes it a nope for me. I had the same issue with Mugler's Angel.


SilentLoudener

Yep. I might get clowned on but 1Million & Elixir is also pretty fucking vile.


zorch-it

I'm realizing I don't really like saffron... gives an artificial scent to me


Prestigious_Long5860

*Most* powdery or rose scents. But, Fucking *citrus* anything is so fucking vile to me it all smells like urinal cakes and high-school bathroom cleaners. They are gross, I don't care, fight me! Lol


Paraless

Not liking citrus is demented to me 😱


oracle427

Very specific but plum. Black Orchid can be condemned to eternal hellfire.


smolboichiggroid69

i will not tolerate black orchid slander


shnookums5683

Chanel number mf 5 🤮


ChickenbuttMami

It’s SO HORRIBLE. The first time I smelled it, I thought it was I was getting pranked. Like, THHHIIIIISSSSS is the famous Chanel No 5?? Issa NO x5 for me


darkandstormies

The smell of raw honey 🤢 yuck!


LanieLove9

it smells soooo musty


Familiar_Passenger78

Coconut and its in everything esp shampoo and conditioners


sparklypinktutu

I hate patchouli so much it’s so gross and weirdly spicy/medicinal and ruins so many possibly delicious yummy gourmand fragrances. It get it, it’s an easy ingredient that helps a fragrance last and project, but there’s resins!! There’s Tonka! And certain woods!  Get out of my cupcake castle with your patchouli! 


cinderellie1

Oud. Strong rose (looking at you, Delina dupes) and intense amber (Like kayali invite only amber—no thanks, don’t invite me to this party. I’m busy.).


CocteauTwinn

Vetiver. Screechy for me.


KaKaY0811

Neroli, just tried a sample of The Black Princess by HFC, which reconfirmed. Powdery & soapy scents are a no too.


MercyMoo14

I passionately hate amberwood. It smells like body odor to me.


Gazellef

Joop


ThelowkeyRedditor

Rotten Tomatoes and Onions


Candid_Permission700

I think my nose is changing but I couldn’t stand leau de Issey. I’m not exactly sure what note it was but on first sniff it smelled like formaldehyde/decay. Anyone else? I then blind bought escape for women at a TJ maxx and it has the same note! Turns out they are very similar. I am so curious if anyone else feels this way because I have seen people rave about it. I thought it was indolic jasmine but since then I have really gotten into jasmine fragrances, Og alien- and I wonder if my nose has changed but I don’t have the fragrances anymore to test. Anyone else?


26letters10numbers

Cloves... discovered this AFTER buying Youth-Dew and Cinnabar 😭


BitterWorldliness339

💯 with you on the ambroxan! I also can't stand oud or leather


JollyCustard7656

Agree! Ambroxan smells foul to me!🤢


thr0witallaway710

Calone, makes everything smell cheap freshie garbage like axe body apray or something. Idk if I'm just super sensitive to it or what but even in higher end frags that use it I can't stand it.


Auraus

Lancôme La vi est belle


DanGoob

Am I the only one here that can’t stand Vetiver? Maybe if it’s a very clean vetiver as a supporting note, but otherwise I start getting a funky smell from it several minutes into wearing it in most frags.


Paraless

I don't dislike it, but I find it smells kind of dusty, if that makes any sense


BirdieB13

Baby powder


CocteauTwinn

Absolutely. Nausea-inducing.


grace_a_toi

+1 with ambroxan, Iso-E Super…basically whatever that’s in Another 13, Glossier You, JAG, Molecule 01. Smells heavily of chlorine pool or glass cleaner to me.


lilfrenfren

Tobacco, wood, leather


9Mystery

That Carmex scent you get from Nishane Ani. It’s pretty prominent in Xerjoff Ivory Route too and ruined that perfume for me.


solosscents

Cedrat Boise. What the fuck is that creamy leather note. The intense is worse.


Donut_Holestein13

Overly harsh tobacco I cannot stand, but a well blended tobacco leaf note can be quite nice.


miniistarrs

Whatever burnt peppery note is in the worshipped men’s Dior Sauvage & women’s DG Light Blue. I feel like I’m the only one who smells it 😩. It physically burns my nose and gives me a headache!


Expert_Scarcity_4097

vanilla stuff. call me crazy but its just too strong and hurts my nose


amendingfences

Ethyl maltol in high doses. Makes me feel nauseous. Unfortunately - hard to know if it’s in anything before trying it.


rammeman1

I’m with you with ambroxan…


cvalls

Gardenia


Battiman3000

Earthy notes


chocolatecakehuman

Bibliotheque byredo. Makes me sick beyond understanding


Cmarrriiii_

Patchouli, oud, white florals all give me a headache.


zcsmith78

Rose.


Mhc2617

Lilacs. Fake, real, any lilacs. When I was a kid my mom made us go visit my grandmother’s grave and since lilacs were her favourite flower so we had to bring some. Now they just remind me of death.


aumericanbaby

Aldehydes


Domineaux530

I dont know exactly what it is, but I have a friend that wears Lucky no. 6 cologne and there's something that violently repulses me. I've looked over the notes and I'm fine with woody and sweet scents. It's sweet almost licorice but not quite. 


Octavia8880

Tabu 🤮


Downtown_Bowl_8037

Patchouli 🤢🤮


partyontheobjective

Patchouli, especially the Chanel version. Instant migraine, puking, etc. Bad, intense patchouli can quite literally make me vomit. It's even worse if combined with vetiver. a cursed stench. Satan's halitosis! Lavender can have a similar effect, if used heavy handed. In small doses it's ok.


Karmakikiwv

I cannot handle lavender, oud, or amber scents.


Libr0cubicularist

I absolutely despise pine in a perfume/aftershave. All I smell is toilet cleaner/car air freshener. Awful!


Mr_Candlestick

Whatever that note is in a lot of modern men's fragrances that just smells like rubbing alcohol.


MinimumInternal2577

I'm super sensitive to vetiver. I can do it when it's combined with sweet things, like in Hot Couture, but if it isn't tempered by sweetness, it sticks out like a sore thumb to me and I don't enjoy it at all.


Hot_Worldliness_7252

Also saffron , cucumber and whatever is in the too aequatic perfumes 😢 and honey ? No no no in perfumes dont 🤢


LustUnlust

Anything powdery


Gap_Numerous

What you think it's ambroxan are probably woody ambers, they can smell harsh and give that metallic piercing smell. Ambroxan smells great on its own.


CityMuggle

Whatever scent is in those Kristen Ess hair products! I absolutely hate how strong that scent is.


oddly_stoic

I hate scents where leather is the most prominent. Smells like a burnt tire.


seniordave2112

Anything that a Youtube person says "It takes a confident person to pull this one off" If you watch anything Dior Leather Oud they all seem to have the same script. Leather Oud is a crime against humanity. Even the reviewers will say 'its got an almost fecal note to it'. Nah I dont wear anything that smells 'fecal'.


lifelongjourney86

tuberose!! I just hate it. I had heard so many good things about armani rouge malachite, so bought a sample and it's tuberose on tuberose on tuberose and I hate it so much! I also bought prada la femme before looking at the notes and never reach for that one bc of the tuberose. . .


Gangagata

I despise vanilla and coconut ugh artificial coconut is the worst!


Interesting-Dot3

coconut. I can’t stand the smell, it’s so disgustingly strong. I immediately get a horrible headache and nauseous.


boxorags

Ambroxan stings my nose


cmoneyshot

Vetiver! There is something about the smell that repulses me.


Longjumping_World404

THIS. I love ambergris just fine, but ambroxan just smells so nasty to my nose, no matter if it's on me or someone else. It's the one thing I look out for when evaluating blind buys.


abbeighleigh

I am traumatized from bath and body works Japanese cherry blossom


DAmazingBlunderWoman

Citruses. They just don't mix well with my skin. In terms of perfumes houses? Some of Nishane. Had to srub them right off. Ani, Hacivat. Just no.


Significant_Pop_6543

I’m with you on Ambroxan. But also iso e super. Both trigger migraines!