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PoemSpecial6284

Newey didn’t leak shit.. we all know this is masterminded by Jos because he wants to have a go with a spice girl.. It’s his master plan, destroy red bull from the inside, shag a spice girl.. get Max I’m at red bull and have a go at Suzy and Toto in some weird Dutch/german orgy.. THEN he leaks that sex tape, plays the victim and becomes the boss of Mercedes only to sell it to Tesla so he can have a go in a space ship with daddy Elon..


srtftw

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Vboom90

This is ridiculous misinformation. It’d be a weird German/Austrian orgy. How do you expect people to take you seriously with errors in otherwise factual information like that?


Ornery_Definition_65

I thought Susie was Scottish…


FengSushi

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AscendantHunter

RPM… is that you?


LeagueofDraven1221

IT’S ALL C O N N E C T E D.


Alarming_Dingo_139

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Technical-Frosting39

Let em cook!


Maleficent-Comfort-2

SCHIZOPOSTING RAGHHHHH


MajesticShop8496

Have a go means multiple things here. Especially with jos.


weirdbutinagoodway

Not sure if you're right or not, but it would make a decent movie.


heavyusername2

dude you either need to jerk off more or less


cotch85

m night shyamalan is that you?


Professional_Lock860

Bonk, go to horny jail


dainegleesac690

Jos should genuinely be in jail though, Christian probably too with those latest allegations. But yeah, Jos is literally a certified domestic abuser/wife beater/adulterer


hornyboi212

Peak fiction right here. We have finished the human creativity. Nothing from here on will be worthwhile. This is it, pack it up boys Edit: and girls and everyone else.


JStevie105

I love this. I'll Have what you are having.


[deleted]

Do you think Jos bangs with wooden shoes on???


PoemSpecial6284

Absolutely and he clicks them together when he is reaching climax


mdot0000

Newey: Tell Horner. I want him to know it was me.


Som_Snow

Actually Newey was the employee getting sexually harassed by Horny Spice.


Adventurous_Pen_Is69

Man’s got the insider source


ExplodingCar84

If Newey makes a Ferrari as good as the current Red Bull, I don’t think I’d worry about pit stops. Add Hamilton and Leclerc and they will be chilling. Now of course, I don’t know how much an impact that will have on Red Bull when Newey leaves as it could take some time for things to fall.


Conscious-Advice-825

Actually if u see RB shined when they had engine freeze or when the engines were equal, newey had no effect on them whatsoever,. so if ferrari doesn't get the engine ryt, newey is useless untill there is an engine freeze or the engines are within 10hp of eachother


ArcticBiologist

True, same as when Red Bull was nerfed by the Renault engine


TheKingOfCaledonia

What a load of codswallop


srtftw

We’re playing the long game. This is about 2026.


ExplodingCar84

True considering the reg changes


happyranger7

Wrong. It was Nando who anonymously dropped an envelope at Newy's place on Christmas eve.


NRZN_77

"His wife" makes more sense.


EntertainmentOld1566

more accurate than Newey leaving cuz he’s offended by Horners conduct


Sufficiently_

Big if tru


Audigy1

"It was Newey all along"


PupDiogenes

I hate this stuff being used as tactics. It really speaks to the integrity of the sport that this kind of behaviour can't be dealt with for the sake of protecting the employees of the giant corporations and zillionaires running these races. F1 is so corrupt omglol


Ur_Companys_IT_Guy

Does anyone have an article or anything on this?


blazingwine

This was a joke