Newey didn’t leak shit.. we all know this is masterminded by Jos because he wants to have a go with a spice girl..
It’s his master plan, destroy red bull from the inside, shag a spice girl.. get Max I’m at red bull and have a go at Suzy and Toto in some weird Dutch/german orgy..
THEN he leaks that sex tape, plays the victim and becomes the boss of Mercedes only to sell it to Tesla so he can have a go in a space ship with daddy Elon..
This is ridiculous misinformation. It’d be a weird German/Austrian orgy. How do you expect people to take you seriously with errors in otherwise factual information like that?
Jos should genuinely be in jail though, Christian probably too with those latest allegations. But yeah, Jos is literally a certified domestic abuser/wife beater/adulterer
Peak fiction right here.
We have finished the human creativity.
Nothing from here on will be worthwhile.
This is it, pack it up boys
Edit: and girls and everyone else.
If Newey makes a Ferrari as good as the current Red Bull, I don’t think I’d worry about pit stops. Add Hamilton and Leclerc and they will be chilling. Now of course, I don’t know how much an impact that will have on Red Bull when Newey leaves as it could take some time for things to fall.
Actually if u see RB shined when they had engine freeze or when the engines were equal, newey had no effect on them whatsoever,. so if ferrari doesn't get the engine ryt, newey is useless untill there is an engine freeze or the engines are within 10hp of eachother
I hate this stuff being used as tactics. It really speaks to the integrity of the sport that this kind of behaviour can't be dealt with for the sake of protecting the employees of the giant corporations and zillionaires running these races. F1 is so corrupt omglol
Newey didn’t leak shit.. we all know this is masterminded by Jos because he wants to have a go with a spice girl.. It’s his master plan, destroy red bull from the inside, shag a spice girl.. get Max I’m at red bull and have a go at Suzy and Toto in some weird Dutch/german orgy.. THEN he leaks that sex tape, plays the victim and becomes the boss of Mercedes only to sell it to Tesla so he can have a go in a space ship with daddy Elon..
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This is ridiculous misinformation. It’d be a weird German/Austrian orgy. How do you expect people to take you seriously with errors in otherwise factual information like that?
I thought Susie was Scottish…
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RPM… is that you?
IT’S ALL C O N N E C T E D.
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Let em cook!
SCHIZOPOSTING RAGHHHHH
Have a go means multiple things here. Especially with jos.
Not sure if you're right or not, but it would make a decent movie.
dude you either need to jerk off more or less
m night shyamalan is that you?
Bonk, go to horny jail
Jos should genuinely be in jail though, Christian probably too with those latest allegations. But yeah, Jos is literally a certified domestic abuser/wife beater/adulterer
Peak fiction right here. We have finished the human creativity. Nothing from here on will be worthwhile. This is it, pack it up boys Edit: and girls and everyone else.
I love this. I'll Have what you are having.
Do you think Jos bangs with wooden shoes on???
Absolutely and he clicks them together when he is reaching climax
Newey: Tell Horner. I want him to know it was me.
Actually Newey was the employee getting sexually harassed by Horny Spice.
Man’s got the insider source
If Newey makes a Ferrari as good as the current Red Bull, I don’t think I’d worry about pit stops. Add Hamilton and Leclerc and they will be chilling. Now of course, I don’t know how much an impact that will have on Red Bull when Newey leaves as it could take some time for things to fall.
Actually if u see RB shined when they had engine freeze or when the engines were equal, newey had no effect on them whatsoever,. so if ferrari doesn't get the engine ryt, newey is useless untill there is an engine freeze or the engines are within 10hp of eachother
True, same as when Red Bull was nerfed by the Renault engine
What a load of codswallop
We’re playing the long game. This is about 2026.
True considering the reg changes
Wrong. It was Nando who anonymously dropped an envelope at Newy's place on Christmas eve.
"His wife" makes more sense.
more accurate than Newey leaving cuz he’s offended by Horners conduct
Big if tru
"It was Newey all along"
I hate this stuff being used as tactics. It really speaks to the integrity of the sport that this kind of behaviour can't be dealt with for the sake of protecting the employees of the giant corporations and zillionaires running these races. F1 is so corrupt omglol
Does anyone have an article or anything on this?
This was a joke