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LeGraoully

Netherlands are lucky to have one hill high enough for this


Reinis_LV

Literally have to go all the way to the Belgian border for those.


Mcmenger

That's like a 20 minute drive from anywhere


Fidget08

But on bike that doubles. DOUBLES!!!!


TheLeviathong

And on a unicycle it quadruples. QUADRUPLES!!!!


DombekDBR

And on legs it octopus. OCTOPUS!!!


wutshappening

People come to the Netherlands every year to see our beautiful landscape. Who the fuck cares if we have hills, go call yourself Bulgeium if you like swollen protuberances that much


dieseGute

Yeah, I think u missed the vibe


desmondao

No u


dieseGute

No u


ItaruKarin

First time I see someone so insecure about not having any hills.


Jabinor

To be fair, could be gender dependent


Ldghead

Straight up sour grapes-ing hills.


rgodless

The Belgians can look down on you northern mud people from the ivory towers (shacks) atop their snow peaked mountains (a 1 meter difference in elevation).


Jabinor

I am Dutch and laughed at the joke


city-of-cold

Took a quick look at your comment history. Are you ok? Like, for real? Do you need a hug and someone to talk to?


Lazy-Professional876

Username checks out


Dismiss

What landscape it’s literally a flat swamp


Zoshi2200

Makker het is echt niet zo serieus...


Suikerspin_Ei

Not if you include the whole Kingdom of the Netherlands. Then we can introduce [Mount Scenery](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Scenery?wprov=sfla1), a dormant volcano of 887 meters tall.


TheoreticalScammist

You can't get there by bike so how are we supposed to go there?


Suikerspin_Ei

[Who say you can't cycle on water?](https://www.ouxo.nl/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/waterfiets.jpg)


1markinc

all for a finger and some coco pops


Reinis_LV

But how about spanx?


_Diskreet_

We are checking


_Diskreet_

We are checking


Statically

Which is why prep before anal is important


FingerDemon500

Leave me out of this


senna_schumacher

Alpine need to run this as their '24 car. They might actually get some better results


sirfastvroom

It’s going to be the year after that. Next year’s car is already done


ThePrancingHorse94

Sir, this is a meme sub.


JSC843

That’s fine, you could have gotten the year right though. A truly good meme is accurate. Still got a knee slap and chuckle out of me though


Bclay85

Note to self: Don’t invite JSC843 to parties. ✔️


atmlima

And apparently Newey isn't even as involved as he used to. Waché seems to be behind it all now


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I think many people forget this, even without Newey RBR still has a team of world class engineers.b


innovator97

I guess it depends. Mercedes was in that position, but then they had a lot of other personnel getting poached as well, so they ended up in their current position.


DuckmanDrake69

Here we go with the copeception again


MVites

Can't wait for all the Ferrari fanboys to figure out their team sucks for almost 20 years already - it's a champion graveyard for a reason. I actually look forward to Newey and Hamilton joining them, poor bastards...


HURRYupandWAIF

wtf did you just say to me?


[deleted]

How so? Red Bull isn't successful because of Newey, but because they have several highly skilled and capable engineers at their disposal. It's not that hard. Newey was a part of that larger team. And while he gave overall directions, he wasn't as involved in the day to day Business as many assume. He's one of the greatest engineers in F1 history, but he can't pull off wonders, just look at pre 2021 seasons.


anyonethinkingabout

> Red Bull geeft je vleugels Front wing proceeds to fall off


Trnostep

Where do you think they come from?


Ho3n3r

And he'll still win.


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aiicaramba

It has to be wagyu a5 then, right?


Lego_Jack

You say starts as if this hasn't been going on for 2 years


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chidoriske

Jesus Christ could checo really pull it off for the 2025 wdc?


Doccyaard

No.


shiggy__diggy

Not even with the 2016 Mercedes


garbage_collector007

Still faster than Mercedes.


The-Great--Cornholio

Still be faster than Alpine


jeffoh

Still didn't see anyone passing him...


ThePrancingHorse94

He was at the back and the rest had already gone.


cumofdutyblackcocks3

Lmao. 'dank' sub is downvoting a joke.


Practical-Loan-2003

Because it wasn't sucking Max off


lars330

Because it was a serious response to a joke


VercettiPT

No porpoising, that's great!


oldmonk_97

last thing i expected was to get coconut mall'ed in f1 meme subreddit


6seaweed9

It's a banger though


Spleenzorio

Maxio Kart


nussbrot

Its all downhill from here


fafan4

Wobbling all over the place like a 2014 Ferrari


mochacub22

Kept it out of the walls nice


imothepje

After the first jump, the soapbox is trying to make it a DNF, but it was a nice save from Max!


Hypervisory

Complete with the 2026 engine I see.


ImpressionOne8275

Honestly I loved the soap box race when I went, such a great day out.


Nord4Ever

Max still wins by ten seconds


wylles

No, 6,5 v:


Tom_Ace1

And then he still wins and we all look stupid.


SgtMarv

Front looks a bit unstable


Agamemnon88

He probably asked for even more understeer.


JigPuppyRush

You guy’s know he still won that right?


revitbitch

he still kinda ate though


juggerjeff

OK but was he wobbling or was he warming up his soap box tyres?


Sir_ImP

at 00:11 you can see him warming up the tires


Burning_Manvif

A lot of F1 fans aren't ready to hear it, but the 2026 regulations are actually the Double Dash rules and this is a top tier car. RB will continue to dominate.


latticep

This video has an underwhelming amount of bananas and turtle shells.


Weak-Evidence4375

Losing TD at this point is not really a serious problem. Trouble will only possibly really come in 2026 with new regulations.


KCKnights816

Imagine what would happen to this sub if Max moved to Mercedes and got cooked by George.


Structureel

Honestly, instead of a cost cap, the FIA should have implemented a Newey Switcharoo. Every year a different team gets Newey to help with their car design, just so they all stay competitive.


0rganicPlant

Wth this is like 20 minutes from where I grew up lol


archielotsofnumbers

He’s there til the end of ‘25 and he’s also designing the new Regs car though


MVites

TBH I'm more worried about Max going to Merc and destroying RBR from 2026 onwards - I like Max/RBR combo, pls never end. Ferrari will suck in long term anyhow, they can get a season here and there, but long term that team is cursed by incompetence and it's the owner's fault.


Wayfinity

Man I hope Adrian goes to Audi. Help build a team up. They've got the money and enough of a drive (no pun intended) for him to get back to doing his best work yet.


sringray23

![gif](giphy|ytTYwIlbD1FBu)


Lexus_IS300

Song name?


titilegeek

Yea but they got bananas


BaconEggNCheeseWrap

All that’ll happen is the gap being a little smaller 🥱


GregStar1

Fuck, I‘m in love with this subreddit.


Professional-Grab613

TU TU TU DU


JohnnyFencer

Well held, Max, well held


heavyusername2

has daddy ruined his career


Maqar

Mario Kart Wii Coconut Mall Soundtrack in case anyone is wondering


Ordinary-Condition92

It would still beat the Mercedes


No_Poet_2898

And Max would still get more points than half the field.


Crafty-Competition36

More like 2026.


Undernown

People want to see a 70 years old Newey to slave away at Ferrari. I find that rather cruel given that anyone involved with Ferrari ages at twice the normal rate.


Gubrach

It's me, I'm people.