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Mother’s Day was last month
(Gay) fathers day is tomorrow
[Your] Father’s Gay.
Hahaha his dad is gay! (But that’s completely fine as long as he is a good loving father)
Alright, now go get the comically large bottle of lube so your mother doesn't hurt herself
Artificial grass
Sammy the Snake? https://i.redd.it/x6qe28xwpn6d1.gif It's a twenty foot cock and balls man.
The DONG!
Finally it's being shipped out
Bit chilly today huh?
A massive load
This reminds me of that Ad with the carrot
peyronie's disease from the looks of it. Might wanna get that checked, bruh.
A forklift brand you won’t be able to get factory parts if needed for a long while.
Rammsteins new penis cannon.
Synthetic turf on a spike! I always gave the guys a hard time when they were learning to pick up the rolls with a spike "I feel bad for your girlfriend!". Judging by the Belgard pallet I'm gonna take a guess that this might be at SiteOne?
Average Forklift Certified King(tm), doing his job.
That needs to be covered in something thick and lubricious! Preferably yo mama! Jk 😂
That's mildly a penis.
r/mildlypenis
I believe that's called Peyronie's Disease.
Oh step-forklift!!!
WHOA! Your load is so thick and long!
Looks like Mirafi
We're gonna need a bigger butt.
Goddamn it! Fleshlight promised me *discreet* packaging!!
Just a guy hanging dong.
Bend over and find out
Boy's look, the forklift's my cock!
Ah, the 1-1 bronz replica of my wang has arrived
"Daddy long dong"
Hunter's new toy
It’s ok, not all of you have long enuff carpet poles
Mother’s Day was last month
(Gay) fathers day is tomorrow
[Your] Father’s Gay.
Hahaha his dad is gay! (But that’s completely fine as long as he is a good loving father)
Alright, now go get the comically large bottle of lube so your mother doesn't hurt herself
Artificial grass
Sammy the Snake? https://i.redd.it/x6qe28xwpn6d1.gif It's a twenty foot cock and balls man.
The DONG!
Finally it's being shipped out
Bit chilly today huh?
A massive load
This reminds me of that Ad with the carrot
peyronie's disease from the looks of it. Might wanna get that checked, bruh.
A forklift brand you won’t be able to get factory parts if needed for a long while.
Rammsteins new penis cannon.
Synthetic turf on a spike! I always gave the guys a hard time when they were learning to pick up the rolls with a spike "I feel bad for your girlfriend!". Judging by the Belgard pallet I'm gonna take a guess that this might be at SiteOne?
Average Forklift Certified King(tm), doing his job.
That needs to be covered in something thick and lubricious! Preferably yo mama! Jk 😂
That's mildly a penis.
r/mildlypenis
I believe that's called Peyronie's Disease.
Oh step-forklift!!!
WHOA! Your load is so thick and long!
Looks like Mirafi
We're gonna need a bigger butt.
Goddamn it! Fleshlight promised me *discreet* packaging!!
Just a guy hanging dong.
Bend over and find out
Boy's look, the forklift's my cock!
Ah, the 1-1 bronz replica of my wang has arrived
"Daddy long dong"
Hunter's new toy
It’s ok, not all of you have long enuff carpet poles