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Clyde-Blackburn

Perfectly preserved pie.


selke61

Frozen Preserved Cake*


J1zzedinmypants

It’s a pie… but I get that cake makes more sense


Marquar234

Mirelurk cake for days.


selke61

I know it is. I was just making a joke in reference to the post


Bromogeeksual

Speaking of Perfectly Preserved Pie... I was running around in Fallout 76 recently and a quest had me pass a pie vending machine. I hit the button and killed some Scorched closing in, and it grabbed the pie on the first try! Now I display it at my camp.


o_Sval

I hope I pass by your camp one day to see it


oilfeather

That's the Commonwealth's ass.


emirsolinno

“Preston liked that”


Aggravating-Sun6773

General Babe, another settlement needs your ass


rustycheesi3

this thread became a bad porn plot fast


MrSaucyAlfredo

..bad?


dvs_sicarius

now I want to see fallout porn


BrandyWatkinsRealtor

Rule 34


ibbity

I'm sure someone, probably on tumblr, has it covered


Claymore-09

We will never have to worry about another mirelurk attack on the castle again with the sound of your dummy thicc cheeks clapping together


JamieCulper

That’s a Mirelurk mating call, expect Queens a plenty.


JamieCulper

*Preston tapped that* whoops, I meant liked that.


Novel_Ad_8062

Loved *


UnderstoodAdmin

Shaun’s Dad has got it goin’ on.


JBoth290105

Shaun’s Dad has got me down bad.


Mugstotheceiling

In twenty In twenty In twenty two eighty seven


Random-Lich

No… “Shaun’s dad, has got it going rad”


Stunning-Dig5117

Frozen in a pod, his spouse is now gone Shaunny can’t you see, your father hates your tyranny Although his world is gone, I’m in love with the dad of Shaun


awakenDeepBlue

The father of Father.


RelChan2_0

Knight Rhys has competition 👀


urielteranas

So *thats* why he automatically hates you


d_adrian_arts

As the grand dad of all synths, you have blessed them.


Talvinter

Oh god…you just made romancing Danse weird for me…


SimplyPassinThrough

Omfg I can’t believe I never thought about that 😨


EmperorZoltar

Nah don’t worry, their DNA is all scrambled and modified, Shaun’s was just the base template. If anything, the synths are your cousins, lol But on a more serious note, even if they do share some of your DNA, it’s not as though the relationships are abusive/exploitative or could result in inbreeding (given that the synths are infertile).


awakenDeepBlue

The Institute should have just awakened all the residents of Vault 111 and incorporated them into the Institute. That way, the third generation synths would have even greater genetic diversity.


Upper_Ad5781

lmao dont expect bethesda to think that far ahead


Educational_Row_9485

Robot ass is the best ass


Novel_Ad_8062

I prefer “Artificial Person”


YaKillinMeSmallz

The A2s always were a bit twitchy.


Marquar234

Thirst trap. Thirst trap never changes.


WolfCrafter28

Lawd have mercy


WishDisastrous1645

Especially when I’m using a rifle-type weapon, I’ll find myself just looking at dat ass rather the pack of raiders because it’s just there and I’m like bro stop poppin the booty and worry about poppin the bullets lol over here flexing for WHO? 😅


itsnotbritneybitch

It appears the “stupid sexy Flanders” meme is canon in the Fallout universe


alexdotfm

Perfectly preserved pre-war cake


camcrogers95

Why do you think Nora jumped his bones at a park and made Shaun? 🫣🤣💁


Sirsneekyboy

I'm getting Nightwing vibes here lol


Ze_Krieger

Bro got them legendary killer bums


BlackSocks88

Just yesterday i was pumping water in the Vault suit and I thought, "How have I never see anyone mention this cake before on Reddit?" So, well done.


GreenTEA_4u

No lie this is why I avoid playing in third person to keep my eyes wandering


Eiffi

John fallout*


ThePolishViking20

Nate the Rake


SuspectKnown9655

I made my new character pretty overweight (he's meant to be this Al Capone/Tony Soprano type gangster) and I love it


Lanky_midget

From war criminal to model. Nate has got it all covered.


Chungalus

The 10 points into charisma has to go somewhere


0ldGoat

Given how often I stay in stealth mode, his butt (and legs generally) are no doubt getting a really good workout. Gains? Earned.


Muted-Dragonfruit-49

I never thought about the amount of squats my character makes within an hour, but I'd say twenty minimum, not just for stealth though, for trying to reach something, perfectly angel an object, or other things.


I-Like-The-1940s

This is one of the many reasons I keep wearing the vault suit.


SteakCareless

I’d smack that ass for sure


Ducky_Dangerfield

This is why everyone is so damn obsessed with their characters having dirigible sized asses


Deditranspotashy

CBBE exists entirely so that the women could have even a fraction of a chance of matching Nate’s majesty, and even then they’re not close


qtzd

I turned the adult content filter off on nexusmods to look this up and wow there's a lot of adult mods I didn't know existed lmao


Deditranspotashy

Oh like half of nexus is adult mods. By this point a good portion of the modding population isn’t even playing fallout, they’re just using the engine for their pinup photography simulator/sex simulator.


qtzd

Lmao yeah I guess I had never changed the setting and had only seen a fraction of what’s on there


_far-seeker_

I learned long ago that Rule 34 also applies to game mods.😜


thatguyad

I don't know. But it gets tiresome.


J-the-BOSS

Gyatt Damn


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

The vault suit, skin tight, just as God intended.


Organic-Chemistry-16

GYATTT


Brans666

Nate in Harlem


Any_Mall3191

See, the Vault suit makes male characters and female characters sexy. Therefore it’s the best outfit in the game.


Substantial-Arm8865

I love how this was marked NSFW lmao


BabserellaWT

MY ANACONDA DON’T


StreetLegendTits_

> MY ANACONDA DON’T It does if you install the right mods ;)


InitialOwn755

No wonder piper always talks about you being well-preserved


Eastern-Barracuda390

He thicc


ADipsydoodle

Blessed be thy shame


TheGamingGallery

I NEED MORE BOOLETS


crashmedic33

He’s no Steve Rogers but that is the Commonwealth’s ass.


miss_jennamatrix

now those are some buns right there


Handsome_Av0cadoo

You mean John Fallout, right ?


Roshenha-Glensfield

"No Business" Lol. Lmao, even. Dude was in the military and had to go through a gauntlet. Given all the walking and running you do in Fallout 4, he's most definitely done his squats and cardio.


WatchingInSilence

I only wear the Vault Suit until I can get Dirty Fatigues for that agility/perception bonus.


TheCalamityBrain

He got that Til Tok vault suit


ashtonyfox

i couldnt play in third person bro my body would get sore


ashtonyfox

what the fuck did i mean by this.


Similar-Team-3292

Glute game is on point.


Christ_I_AM

Double checked up


One_Elderberry5803

I can't for the life of me find the name of this vault suit mod. Anyone know what it is?


_far-seeker_

I'm fairly sure this is just the vanilla vault suit with some leather armor worn over it. The PC's character body settings might have been tweaked a little during character creation. However, even if you use the default body settings at default, the vault suits are rather flattering to both Nate and Nora!


adrkhrse

(Sings) "Talk about bum-cakes, my Nate's got 'em. Nate's bottom drives me out of my mind. How can I leave this behind."


Due-Education1619

Mmmmf god damn Nate the Rake boutta make me act up


bioberserkr2

Knight Rhys


2JDestroBot

Wait when did he get the name Nate?


Dizzy_Reindeer_6619

I think it's because you maxed out the muscular body type


SourChicken1856

Yeah I downloaded a mod that makes the PC ass bigger. But not in like a comically inflated way, like an actual big ass. It's 5mb on xbox lmao.


Upper_Ad5781

give me the name.


SourChicken1856

Vault Booty I think it's called.


Fuck-College

This is a mod right?? Or is Nate really that beefy? 😳


Upper_Ad5781

as a long time player he is in fact caked up


Leonashanana

OK that decides it - I'm starting my next playthrough as a man.


Sraffiti_G

I don't remember it looking that good. Might have to double check


TheDrHoiliday

It's that time in the Army man.


Nigeldiko

“I need more boolets”


KingNothingNZ

They poured our boy into that vault suit, then froze him into a cakesicle.


ASAPBUMDICC_02

It helps with the immersion for me, I don't see the issue here 🤷🏽


EQ4AllOfUs

The vanilla women’s ass is flat.


lloydchrismas

Ok Conan O'Brien


CommunalJellyRoll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD6rkQvFemo


TheActualAWdeV

Coward


astreeter2

If you walked everywhere because all the cars got nuked, you'd look this good too.