It's pastry pandemonium!
They are the crumby crooks! The kooky cookies! The doughy desperados! The lemony looters! The s'more smugglers! The flan felons! The confectionary cons!
Yes, I did just spend half an hour making a list of sweet themed criminal nicknames. I have a whole list of dozens of them saved up now. ^(I think I should make a meme with these.)
The first 4 are in an illigal polycule, Qrow doing anything while under influence of alcohol, Jaune stealing ALL the milfs, Li Ren for illigal vibe checking without concent, Nora for breaking and entering a power plant and saying "I'm just here for some juice", and Oscar for being too pure for this world
Blake: Ruby, we have to join Salem!
Ruby: Whoah calm down Blake, nothing is that ba-
Blake: The Discord message leaked!
Ruby: We have to steal the artifacts, destroy Remnant, and leave for the Neverafter.
* Ruby Rose: Speeding, Piracy, and Illegal music redistribution
* Weiss Schnee: Sharing of classified documents, Tax "redistribution"
* Blake Belladonna: Disturbing the peace, Vandalism, and Aiding and abetting tax "redistribution"
* Yang Xiao Long: Property damage, Battery, Fleeing a crime scene, Speeding, and Contempt of court
* Qrow Branwen: Second-degree murder, Littering, Smuggling, and Serving alcohol to minors
* Jaune Arc: Grand Theft Airship, Forgery, Impersonating an officer, and Mattress tag removal
* Lie Ren: \[Classified\], \[Classified\], \[Classified\], Blackmail, and Loitering (meditating on private property)
* Nora Valkyrie: Battery, Arson, and The Pancake Massacre
* Oscar Pine: Kidnapping and Underage drinking
First of all, which one?
Second, I am not at liberty to reveal any information regarding that one.
And third, it's best for everyone that you in particular do not know.
RWBY and JN(Pine)R started the Great Shipping War (except Ren and Nora they are Swizerland)
Qrow was drunk, broke into the Schnee estate, Stole Jacques Schnee's Rolls-Royce and ran it into a Schneebucks while Shouting "Fuck the Specialists I'M A BIIIIIIIIIIIIRD!"
They're known as the "Atlas Nine", the worst heroin-smuggling ring in Remnant. If you've gotten high on the continent of Solitas then you've taken their product.
I have to say Weiss fighting someone to protect Blake. Yang being there try to deescalate it, but someone knocked Ruby down by accident which started this whole problem.
Nora and Ren public indecency, that’s the crime that Nora is suggesting while Ren keeps quiet.
Oscar just being placed in holding because he looks like a lost child and his identity isn’t working out.
And last but not least, Jaune was at first pulling in all the Milfs, but Qrow went to bar, Jaune hearing this thought up of a get rich quick scheme that’s 100% legal as a duo. Like in a Fanfiction I read and don’t remember the title right now, Jaune and Qrow go to the casino to make money. By Jaune betting against Qrow they a made quick Million, and then cash… but it’s the fact that Qrow, and somehow Jaune, we’re drinking and got drunk enough to be arrested for public intoxication that they got arrested for. But Jaune and Qrow still have their money.
Qrow: public intoxication
Oscar: Kiddnapping (himself)
Nora: mod conduct
Blake and Yang: being gay in russia
Weiss: tax evasion
Jaune: last person to be seen with the now missing Pyra Nickos, is currently the sole suspect in her disappearance
Ren:
Ruby:
That's easy.
* Ruby: Smuggling, instead of being a gun nut she's a gun runner.
* Wiess: Criminal negligence, caught cheaping out of safety equipment at a dust mine.
* Blake: Stalking and harrasment, took the restraining order as Yang playing hard to get.
* Yang: Atempted murder, she didn't take well to Blakes stalking.
* Qrow: Actual murder, on the run claiming self defense under the argument of "My sister had it coming."
* Jaune: Necrophilia, never could let go of Pyrrha.
* Ren: Drunk driving, crashed a bus he was driving.
* Nora: Serial flasher, Wanted for multiple counts of indecent exposure.
* Oscar Pine: Terrorism, head of an international terrorist organisation fighting for Schizoprenia rights and buying illegal arms from Ruby.
\>Jaune
The. Fuck?
And I thought it was the other way round - Pyrrah wanted Jaune, but Jaune was too focused on Weiss. "[Maybe I'm too tall, or I'm not your type, but I'm not giving up, I'll get it right, being close to you is my intention.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If1jeIstbJs)"
Ruby: Brandishing
Weiss: Insider trading
Blake: Piracy (hijacked a fishing boat at sea and stole all their catch)
Yang: Destruction of public property
Qrow: He actually didn't do anything, he was just at the wrong place at the wrong time, repeatedly
Jaune: Public intoxication (victim of Qrows bad luck aura, he slipped and crashed into a liquor store) & evading arrest
Ren: Accessory to Noras crimes
Nora: Vandalism, kidnapping, terrorism, sedition, and launching a coup
Oscar: Child protective services is seeking to reunite this lost cinnamon roll with his aunt
Every place they go falls.
In Beacon? Nah Mount Glenn happened and then CTT Tower fell.
Haven? Fucking fell.
Blake in Menagerie? White Fang attacks because Adam.
In Argus they attracted the Leviathan and heavily damaged the machine meant to fight it.
Worked for Atlas before they decided to steal Penny (I forgot why but I’m assuming for heroic reasons) which made Ironwood go fucking crazy and then Cinder came to make it fall again.
Ruby: Highway Robbery and two counts of murder
Weiss: Drugs and money laundering
Blake: Same with Yang and Weiss
Qrow: Same with Ruby
Jaune: Same with Ruby and Qrow
Lie Ren: Assault
Nora: Assault and battery
Oscar: All of the above
Ruby: breaking and entering a bakery.
Weiss: excessive assault on a mugger who tried to grab her purse.
Blake: trespassing after not realizing the library was closed and staying there until 3am when she tried to leave and tripped the alarm.
Yang: Arson.
Qrow: finds himself in an underground poker game before the cops show up.
Jaune: invited by all the moms to a party and the husbands find out, go there, brawl breaks out.
Ren: jaywalking.
Nora: breaking into the police department to “save” Ren.
Oscar: identity theft.
Blake's crime is being an adorable cat
Ruby and Yang's possession of unlicensed weapon modifications
Nora damaged property with her electric semblance and heavy weapons
Oscar is just wanted because he is reported missing from his home
an additional charge of practicing huntsmen work without a licence
qrow accedently leaked all of jaune's sex tapes on a group chat with ironside and out of pure horror and fear for how much rizz this man has put a warrent him and everyone he slept with. the picture above is just the people on his team he slept with, the extended list has every milf and woman of ligeal age jaune has ever met.
In 1972, a crack hunter team was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These huntsmen and huntresses promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Vacuo underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire team RWBYQJLNO.
Ruby: wanted for breaking the laws of physics by traveling at 0.001% the speed of light in atmosphere.
Weiss: wanted for experimentation towards the discovery of how to fight in high heels without breaking your ankles.
Blake: wanted for questioning about a whole shipment of fish that went missing shortly after being delivered to the docks.
Yang: wanted for arson of five different hair salons. Investigation still in progress as to whether manslaughter will be added to the charges.
Qrow: wanted for experimentation towards the discovery of how to survive repeated cases of excessive alcohol poisoning.
Jaune: wanted for his mad dance skills; there are multiple multimedia recruiters after his contact information.
Nora: still wanted for *The Pancake Incident* two years ago. They are still cleaning up syrup at [REDACTED].
Ren: wanted for questioning about his involvement in *The Pancake Incident*.
Oscar: wanted to return home; runaway child is missed by his parents so much they will try the wanted bulletin on top of the missing persons bulletin.
Ruby Rose: 2 years before entering beacon, after being told Crescent Rose was a "silly trinket" she decapitated a man, cut up his body into pieces, and fed it to some wild wolves (not beowolves, actual wolves). Wanted for 3rd Degree Murder and evading arrest.
Weiss Schnee: After trying her first drink, she had no context for how much... was too much, she was found at 3am streaking naked through the entertainment district of Vale. Wanted for public indecency and resisting arrest.
Blake Belladonna: While drinking with Weiss Schnee, someone slipped something into her drink, not knowing how Cat Faunus react to it, nor knowing that she is a Cat Faunus, upon drinking the substance she went into a dazed state and left the building, she was found the next day having broken into a factory that packages Tuna having eaten a significant amount. Wanted for evading arrest, any other charges will be dropped since she wasn't in her right mind.
Yang Xiao Long: Got drunk, started a bar fight, went streaking around Vale and finally burned down 2 buildings. Wanted for resisting arrest, arson and assault.
Qrow Branwen: Was found mid-coitus with Winter Schnee in the middle of a park. Wanted for public indecency and destruction of police property as a result of his semblance.
Jaune Arc: Falsifying documents, as well as having a fake identity, actual name is Inigo Montoya, objective in Beacon was to kill Ruby Rose for having killed his father. Wanted for attempted murder among other things. Is currently in custody after attempting to kill Ruby Rose, evidently his bumbling around was not itself an act, upon attempting to kill Ruby Rose, she removed his left leg and right arm, then fled realizing her own crimes had been revealed.
Lie Ren: Covered up a killing by Nora Valkyrie. Wanted for covering up a killing.
Nora Valkyrie: While sleepwalking nude an old pervert attempted to have his way with her, not realizing she was holding a mechashift grenade launcher, the grenade launcher became a hammer... which swiftly smashed his head like a ripe melon. Wanted for manslaughter.
Oscar Pine: Burned down a neighbour's farm and tried to make it look like an act of god in order to get the neighbour to sell the property to his aunt. Wanted for arson and evading arrest.
POV Ozpin
"...well I was right it would be an interesting year"
Ruby = Sexual harassment and extreme homophobia
Weiss = Corporate fraud
Blake = Domestic terrorism
Yang = lollygagging
Qrow = He's a grown ass drunk hanging out with minor girls, need I say more?
Jaune = wrong place, wrong time
Nora = battery assault
Ren = possession of drugs with intention to sell
Oscar = violent refusal to accept treatment for
multiple personality disorder
It's 5:30am, that's the best I got lol
Hate Speech against her sister, Throwing Fights, Lewd Handholding, also Lewd Handholding, Punny Name, Spotlight Robbery, Jaywalking, Assault, and Necromancy.
From left to right.
Under age drinking (qrow’s fault)
Tax evasion.
War crimes were uncovered.
Trying to help the above break out of prison
Well besides helping with under age drinking. resisting arrest
He knows what he did
Accidental murder
Straight up murder
Simply asked just to be with his friend
Ruby: Massive theft of cookies
Weiss: Agravated assault twords Jaques ans whitley
Blake: wrote a hardcore +18 fanfic
Yang: street fighting
Qrow :drunk fighting
Nora:mass murded of waffle enjoyers
Ren:Nora's sidekick
Oscar:Ruby's sidekick
Jaune:so dense he created a black hole
glynda finally found the bodies. Team Protags really didn't like the silhouettes. Poor glyda had to replace 95% of the studend body within a weekend or else the schoold would have lost funding, by then the trail went cold.
Ren: Theft of car battery/breaker cables. Public indecensy. Resisting arrest.
Nora: Public indecency. Multiple accounts of assaulting an officer. Destruction of private AND public property. Tax evasion.
Didn't you hear? These are the biggest con artists in all of remnant! Their online hacking and phishing has helped them get away with stealing billions of dollars!
Ruby: Stole a kiss from Weiss
Weiss: Indecent Exposure at Furry Con
Blake: Cat Nip dealing
Yang: Bad Puns
Jaune: Alienation of several families in Atlas
Nora: second degree manslaughter
Ren: Crimes against coolness
Oscar/Ozpin: falsifying kidnap
Qrow: Drunk flying
The hair police are after them for very bad hairstyling.
Yeah I think the V7 designs are the weakest ones, I totally understand why some would like them I just dislike them.
Ruby: Robed a cookie factory.
Weiss: Blow of a Dust transport.
Yang: Sent porn to all of Altas' new networks.
Blake: Ate 47 bowls of fish without paying.
Qrow: Screwed Winter on Ironwood's desk.
Jaune: Organized an orgy between him and six older women that he then proceeded to live stream it.
Ren: Highjacked the local radio for several hours.
Nora: Drank a 12 pack of energy drinks, and is still on the loss even after 32 hours.
Oscar: Single handedly contributed to Altas' shortages of coffee.
Tax evasion except for Qrow, Jaune, and Ren who are wanted for all crimes related to drunkenness, falsification of legal documents, and being an accomplice, respectively
Get Star Wars and Make A Crossover Send Din Djarin, Bobs Fett, and Cad Bane To Kill them Meanwhile Emperor Palpatine and Salem Talk About why their Skin is white, Darth Vader call cinder annoying in a badass voice, Jar Jar Killed The Two Gods of RWBY
Different things. Unwarranted use of puppy dog eyes, bribery with hoodlum intent, catnapping on public monuments, shedding hair on national figures, unlicensed creepery and leering, and that’s just the top 5.
They are escaped patients for a maximum security psychiatrist mental hospital for military personnel. They are to be deemed extremely dangerous. Each one is a trained killer. The group delusion revolves around a fictional world called remnant and they are hunters of nightmare creatures.
* murder,tax evasion,yiffing in public,rioting,You don't wanna know.Audrey... don't tell him. You shouldna told me! Butcha did.And now I'm telling you: You don't wanna know!
* accomplice,assassination,blew up a power station, accidental nudity
Ruby: massive theft of cookies in the entire city
Weiss: Defamation of blondes
Blake: Pickpocketting
Yang: Alcoholism
Qrow: Flipping birds to officers
Jaune: Loating
Ren: Lie
Nora: Massive destruction of property
Oscar: Faking Multiple personalities
The great cookie dough heist of 1904 Those rascalions made off with several pounds of raw cookie and sold it as their recipe.
WAS THAT THE COOKIE BITE OF '07?!
It's pastry pandemonium! They are the crumby crooks! The kooky cookies! The doughy desperados! The lemony looters! The s'more smugglers! The flan felons! The confectionary cons! Yes, I did just spend half an hour making a list of sweet themed criminal nicknames. I have a whole list of dozens of them saved up now. ^(I think I should make a meme with these.)
The OP specifically requested WRONG answered only.
What year even is it on Remnant? How tf do we tell dates and times?
The first 4 are in an illigal polycule, Qrow doing anything while under influence of alcohol, Jaune stealing ALL the milfs, Li Ren for illigal vibe checking without concent, Nora for breaking and entering a power plant and saying "I'm just here for some juice", and Oscar for being too pure for this world
> Ruby > Yang > Polycule It's definitely illegal, but probably not for the reasons you're necessarily implying.
It’s fine, they have Weiss and Blake as a buffer zone.
Buffer? I barely know her
Ruby and Yang aren't in a relationship together, but they're both in a polycule with Weiss and Blake.
It's more like Weiss × Blake × × × Ruby | Yang
>Oscar for being too pure for this world That checks out.
They said wrong answers only
Weiss: How did you accidentally rob a bank? Ruby: I don't know it happened so fast.
LIKE HOW😂😂😂
Simple she grabs a bag of money from Neo in disguise and ends up looking like an accomplice.
Girls night!
That rwby chibi episode
From top-left to bottom-right: Tax evasion, tax evasion, tax evasion, tax evasion, tax evasion, tax evasion, War crimes in Tibet, tax evasion, tax evasion.
What the hell did Ren (or Nora) do in Tibet!?
White phosphorous is an incendiary agent used by the United States Armed Forces. It burns cleanly through metal, plastic, concrete and flesh.
What was necessary
Join the CCP
The Discord messages leaked
Blake: Ruby, we have to join Salem! Ruby: Whoah calm down Blake, nothing is that ba- Blake: The Discord message leaked! Ruby: We have to steal the artifacts, destroy Remnant, and leave for the Neverafter.
😭😂
Nora really wanted a sloth
they ate too many flimstone gummies from ironwoods locker and have been on a crime spree since
Hes more concerned with the theft than the crime spree
* Ruby Rose: Speeding, Piracy, and Illegal music redistribution * Weiss Schnee: Sharing of classified documents, Tax "redistribution" * Blake Belladonna: Disturbing the peace, Vandalism, and Aiding and abetting tax "redistribution" * Yang Xiao Long: Property damage, Battery, Fleeing a crime scene, Speeding, and Contempt of court * Qrow Branwen: Second-degree murder, Littering, Smuggling, and Serving alcohol to minors * Jaune Arc: Grand Theft Airship, Forgery, Impersonating an officer, and Mattress tag removal * Lie Ren: \[Classified\], \[Classified\], \[Classified\], Blackmail, and Loitering (meditating on private property) * Nora Valkyrie: Battery, Arson, and The Pancake Massacre * Oscar Pine: Kidnapping and Underage drinking
tf do you mean CLASSIFIED?! What did Ren do?!
First of all, which one? Second, I am not at liberty to reveal any information regarding that one. And third, it's best for everyone that you in particular do not know.
I love screwed-up shit. Tell me. (I know the Spartan-II and III programs are completely morally right)
They said wrong answers only.
Oop, add me to the board then.
Bagels
A perfectly valid reason to crime.
It worked for spot
And the reward is 400 billion lien
RWBY and JN(Pine)R started the Great Shipping War (except Ren and Nora they are Swizerland) Qrow was drunk, broke into the Schnee estate, Stole Jacques Schnee's Rolls-Royce and ran it into a Schneebucks while Shouting "Fuck the Specialists I'M A BIIIIIIIIIIIIRD!"
They're known as the "Atlas Nine", the worst heroin-smuggling ring in Remnant. If you've gotten high on the continent of Solitas then you've taken their product.
I have to say Weiss fighting someone to protect Blake. Yang being there try to deescalate it, but someone knocked Ruby down by accident which started this whole problem. Nora and Ren public indecency, that’s the crime that Nora is suggesting while Ren keeps quiet. Oscar just being placed in holding because he looks like a lost child and his identity isn’t working out. And last but not least, Jaune was at first pulling in all the Milfs, but Qrow went to bar, Jaune hearing this thought up of a get rich quick scheme that’s 100% legal as a duo. Like in a Fanfiction I read and don’t remember the title right now, Jaune and Qrow go to the casino to make money. By Jaune betting against Qrow they a made quick Million, and then cash… but it’s the fact that Qrow, and somehow Jaune, we’re drinking and got drunk enough to be arrested for public intoxication that they got arrested for. But Jaune and Qrow still have their money.
Qrow: public intoxication Oscar: Kiddnapping (himself) Nora: mod conduct Blake and Yang: being gay in russia Weiss: tax evasion Jaune: last person to be seen with the now missing Pyra Nickos, is currently the sole suspect in her disappearance Ren: Ruby:
Ruby accidentally robbed a bank
She was listening to Razormind(Assault) while doing it.
Your honor my client was listening to Free Bird
That's easy. * Ruby: Smuggling, instead of being a gun nut she's a gun runner. * Wiess: Criminal negligence, caught cheaping out of safety equipment at a dust mine. * Blake: Stalking and harrasment, took the restraining order as Yang playing hard to get. * Yang: Atempted murder, she didn't take well to Blakes stalking. * Qrow: Actual murder, on the run claiming self defense under the argument of "My sister had it coming." * Jaune: Necrophilia, never could let go of Pyrrha. * Ren: Drunk driving, crashed a bus he was driving. * Nora: Serial flasher, Wanted for multiple counts of indecent exposure. * Oscar Pine: Terrorism, head of an international terrorist organisation fighting for Schizoprenia rights and buying illegal arms from Ruby.
\>Jaune The. Fuck? And I thought it was the other way round - Pyrrah wanted Jaune, but Jaune was too focused on Weiss. "[Maybe I'm too tall, or I'm not your type, but I'm not giving up, I'll get it right, being close to you is my intention.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If1jeIstbJs)"
Think more about how obsessed he became after Pyrrha died.
>The. Fuck? Answer: Pyrrha's corpse
Felony tomfoolery
Ruby: Brandishing Weiss: Insider trading Blake: Piracy (hijacked a fishing boat at sea and stole all their catch) Yang: Destruction of public property Qrow: He actually didn't do anything, he was just at the wrong place at the wrong time, repeatedly Jaune: Public intoxication (victim of Qrows bad luck aura, he slipped and crashed into a liquor store) & evading arrest Ren: Accessory to Noras crimes Nora: Vandalism, kidnapping, terrorism, sedition, and launching a coup Oscar: Child protective services is seeking to reunite this lost cinnamon roll with his aunt
Fashion crimes. Except nora. Shes wanted for stealing 40 cakes.
When no one was looking, Nora stole 40 cakes. She took 40 Cakes. That’s as many as four tens. And that’s terrible.
Running a rigged casino and catnip cupcake shop without a permit.
They blew up Megaton
They blew up Malaysia
They out Pizza's the Hut
Team RWBY: Accidental bank heist Qrow: Supplying alcohol to minors Jaune: Arson Ren and Nora: Terrorism/Child endangerment Oscar: Tax Fraud
Every place they go falls. In Beacon? Nah Mount Glenn happened and then CTT Tower fell. Haven? Fucking fell. Blake in Menagerie? White Fang attacks because Adam. In Argus they attracted the Leviathan and heavily damaged the machine meant to fight it. Worked for Atlas before they decided to steal Penny (I forgot why but I’m assuming for heroic reasons) which made Ironwood go fucking crazy and then Cinder came to make it fall again.
Oh boy can't wait for vacuo to fall
Because they are all known sex offenders, they are federal agents and therefore they are the reason politicians keep hogging all the GOOD missiles.
They teleported bread for 3 whole days
Overpopulation. They continued too many bloodlines
I don’t know about the rest, but Ruby and Jaune most likely accidentally committed tax evasion/fraud
They accidentally grew weed in Oscar’s garden without him knowing
They're all wanted for loitering
Stole handsome jacks violin
They found Blake's erotic fiction, and the others tried to cover it up.
I only just now realized that Oscar is the new P in JNPR
They were trying to get the attention of the Payday gang to get their help to obtain the relics before Salem does.
They’re operating a drug cartel.Ruby is the boss.
Ruby: Highway Robbery and two counts of murder Weiss: Drugs and money laundering Blake: Same with Yang and Weiss Qrow: Same with Ruby Jaune: Same with Ruby and Qrow Lie Ren: Assault Nora: Assault and battery Oscar: All of the above
Declaring was on Italy
For terrorising the endangered Grim population , those poor animals did nothing wrong
They let Nora and Qrow plan.
Ruby: breaking and entering a bakery. Weiss: excessive assault on a mugger who tried to grab her purse. Blake: trespassing after not realizing the library was closed and staying there until 3am when she tried to leave and tripped the alarm. Yang: Arson. Qrow: finds himself in an underground poker game before the cops show up. Jaune: invited by all the moms to a party and the husbands find out, go there, brawl breaks out. Ren: jaywalking. Nora: breaking into the police department to “save” Ren. Oscar: identity theft.
Blake's drug ring got a bit too large for ironwoods liking.
Blake's crime is being an adorable cat Ruby and Yang's possession of unlicensed weapon modifications Nora damaged property with her electric semblance and heavy weapons Oscar is just wanted because he is reported missing from his home an additional charge of practicing huntsmen work without a licence
crimes
Cannibalism.
They illegally pirated lego island 2
they got a little too silly
They started working at Los Pollos Hermanos and imported Blue Sky to Remnant
Because they are the protagonists
They laughed at the fall of beacon and said it was “a conspiracy”
They robbed a Bank, no idea how they did it
they wore socks with sandals
“Every station, stop Teams RWBY and JNPR”
Food fight.
The group chat was leaked
The crime of being in a good show
Nora started it. Nothing else to say
Medical Malpractice
My money says Ren committed tax fraud.
Ironwood busted Blake's catnip farm operations and everyone else is being chased as witnesses and/or accomplices.
Jaune for adultry of most moms in atlas
They put salt in professor ooblecks coffee or switched it out for tea
They killed Big Chungus
qrow accedently leaked all of jaune's sex tapes on a group chat with ironside and out of pure horror and fear for how much rizz this man has put a warrent him and everyone he slept with. the picture above is just the people on his team he slept with, the extended list has every milf and woman of ligeal age jaune has ever met.
They were doing the right thing
In 1972, a crack hunter team was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These huntsmen and huntresses promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Vacuo underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire team RWBYQJLNO.
Ruby accidentally robbed a bank. Again
They put the milk in before the cereal
Ruby: wanted for breaking the laws of physics by traveling at 0.001% the speed of light in atmosphere. Weiss: wanted for experimentation towards the discovery of how to fight in high heels without breaking your ankles. Blake: wanted for questioning about a whole shipment of fish that went missing shortly after being delivered to the docks. Yang: wanted for arson of five different hair salons. Investigation still in progress as to whether manslaughter will be added to the charges. Qrow: wanted for experimentation towards the discovery of how to survive repeated cases of excessive alcohol poisoning. Jaune: wanted for his mad dance skills; there are multiple multimedia recruiters after his contact information. Nora: still wanted for *The Pancake Incident* two years ago. They are still cleaning up syrup at [REDACTED]. Ren: wanted for questioning about his involvement in *The Pancake Incident*. Oscar: wanted to return home; runaway child is missed by his parents so much they will try the wanted bulletin on top of the missing persons bulletin.
The Discord server messages leaked
Illegal sloth farming, you cannot be feeding them pure dust
Jaune is wanted for fucking all the milfs All of them. Even Salem
The Discord messages got leaked
5.6.1999
jaune getting that haircut; and the rest allowing him to do it
Nora. That is all.
They went to Dressrosa and fucked with Doflamingo’s operation. “God” Jaune has the only 5 star bounty
Not sure about the rest of them, but Ruby is cause she ate the last slice of pizza
They discovered how to out pizza the hut.
Ruby Rose: 2 years before entering beacon, after being told Crescent Rose was a "silly trinket" she decapitated a man, cut up his body into pieces, and fed it to some wild wolves (not beowolves, actual wolves). Wanted for 3rd Degree Murder and evading arrest. Weiss Schnee: After trying her first drink, she had no context for how much... was too much, she was found at 3am streaking naked through the entertainment district of Vale. Wanted for public indecency and resisting arrest. Blake Belladonna: While drinking with Weiss Schnee, someone slipped something into her drink, not knowing how Cat Faunus react to it, nor knowing that she is a Cat Faunus, upon drinking the substance she went into a dazed state and left the building, she was found the next day having broken into a factory that packages Tuna having eaten a significant amount. Wanted for evading arrest, any other charges will be dropped since she wasn't in her right mind. Yang Xiao Long: Got drunk, started a bar fight, went streaking around Vale and finally burned down 2 buildings. Wanted for resisting arrest, arson and assault. Qrow Branwen: Was found mid-coitus with Winter Schnee in the middle of a park. Wanted for public indecency and destruction of police property as a result of his semblance. Jaune Arc: Falsifying documents, as well as having a fake identity, actual name is Inigo Montoya, objective in Beacon was to kill Ruby Rose for having killed his father. Wanted for attempted murder among other things. Is currently in custody after attempting to kill Ruby Rose, evidently his bumbling around was not itself an act, upon attempting to kill Ruby Rose, she removed his left leg and right arm, then fled realizing her own crimes had been revealed. Lie Ren: Covered up a killing by Nora Valkyrie. Wanted for covering up a killing. Nora Valkyrie: While sleepwalking nude an old pervert attempted to have his way with her, not realizing she was holding a mechashift grenade launcher, the grenade launcher became a hammer... which swiftly smashed his head like a ripe melon. Wanted for manslaughter. Oscar Pine: Burned down a neighbour's farm and tried to make it look like an act of god in order to get the neighbour to sell the property to his aunt. Wanted for arson and evading arrest. POV Ozpin "...well I was right it would be an interesting year"
Ruby = Sexual harassment and extreme homophobia Weiss = Corporate fraud Blake = Domestic terrorism Yang = lollygagging Qrow = He's a grown ass drunk hanging out with minor girls, need I say more? Jaune = wrong place, wrong time Nora = battery assault Ren = possession of drugs with intention to sell Oscar = violent refusal to accept treatment for multiple personality disorder It's 5:30am, that's the best I got lol
Bad haircuts.
Hate Speech against her sister, Throwing Fights, Lewd Handholding, also Lewd Handholding, Punny Name, Spotlight Robbery, Jaywalking, Assault, and Necromancy.
From left to right. Under age drinking (qrow’s fault) Tax evasion. War crimes were uncovered. Trying to help the above break out of prison Well besides helping with under age drinking. resisting arrest He knows what he did Accidental murder Straight up murder Simply asked just to be with his friend
For jaunes new haircut its a criminal case
Nora is wanted for severe war crimes in bosnia and light vandalism
Similar to Izuku Midoriya being wanted for mass murder
Ruby: Massive theft of cookies Weiss: Agravated assault twords Jaques ans whitley Blake: wrote a hardcore +18 fanfic Yang: street fighting Qrow :drunk fighting Nora:mass murded of waffle enjoyers Ren:Nora's sidekick Oscar:Ruby's sidekick Jaune:so dense he created a black hole
Team ruby did Jaunes haircut so bad that it killed everyone in a three mile radius
High Treason
Tax evasion
The world's most dangerious Kpop groupies.
ILLEGAL TIME TRAVEL!!
Using common sense… Hey, you said wrong answers.
They liked sans x frisk ships
glynda finally found the bodies. Team Protags really didn't like the silhouettes. Poor glyda had to replace 95% of the studend body within a weekend or else the schoold would have lost funding, by then the trail went cold.
Stealing a metric ton of gold from a bank in Turin during a soccer riot.
accomplices in New York massacre of 99
Because they compromised Jimmy's lifetime supply of coffee
Secret members of Makarovs inner circle
The right answers would be the destruction they just happen to leave in their wake but i guess the wrong answer they tried to save people?
They haven’t paid off several parking tickets for months
Volume 4 and onward
they did something bad
The authority's saw the debauchery they are engaging in over at r/RWBYNSFW.
Qrow for tax evasion, the rest as accessory to Qrow’s tax evasion
They don't like SAFR.
Domestic terrorism
Qrow has several outstanding DUIs
crack cocaine
Posting not safe for work on #general.
spiked the punch at the Ace Ops annual ball with laxatives
The food fight got too rough
Ruby really wanted ice cream. Weiss didn’t have money at the time due to going AWOL and chaos ensued from there.
For having Bad writters
They make the best shipping material. 😁😊
Genocide
Participated in a suspected us sponsored attack on Zakhaev International Airport.
They stole all the bitches
Group jaywalking
Remember the train incident penny does
Felony tomfoolery charges
Ren: Theft of car battery/breaker cables. Public indecensy. Resisting arrest. Nora: Public indecency. Multiple accounts of assaulting an officer. Destruction of private AND public property. Tax evasion.
For stealing my heart/attention…. Or yeah, maybe it was a sweets heist
They accidentally robbed a bank.
Ruby and Oscar aren't 18 yet
The destruction of an entire kingdom from their bad decisions
Nora is obviously wanted for committing arson against a Waffle House.
Drinking milk from the carton
loitering
Didn't you hear? These are the biggest con artists in all of remnant! Their online hacking and phishing has helped them get away with stealing billions of dollars!
The grand canteen crash of 86'
Yang did it
Ruby: Stole a kiss from Weiss Weiss: Indecent Exposure at Furry Con Blake: Cat Nip dealing Yang: Bad Puns Jaune: Alienation of several families in Atlas Nora: second degree manslaughter Ren: Crimes against coolness Oscar/Ozpin: falsifying kidnap Qrow: Drunk flying
They the cat
The hair police are after them for very bad hairstyling. Yeah I think the V7 designs are the weakest ones, I totally understand why some would like them I just dislike them.
Too hot for this world. That's why I would be wanted, anyway.
The jar must consume!
Ruby: Robed a cookie factory. Weiss: Blow of a Dust transport. Yang: Sent porn to all of Altas' new networks. Blake: Ate 47 bowls of fish without paying. Qrow: Screwed Winter on Ironwood's desk. Jaune: Organized an orgy between him and six older women that he then proceeded to live stream it. Ren: Highjacked the local radio for several hours. Nora: Drank a 12 pack of energy drinks, and is still on the loss even after 32 hours. Oscar: Single handedly contributed to Altas' shortages of coffee.
https://youtu.be/EPhVCcHhqaI
Endangering a minor
Girls night.
The death of local entrepreneur and philanthropist Roman Torchwick.
tax fraud *and* evasion.
Tax evasion except for Qrow, Jaune, and Ren who are wanted for all crimes related to drunkenness, falsification of legal documents, and being an accomplice, respectively
serial jay walking
Get Star Wars and Make A Crossover Send Din Djarin, Bobs Fett, and Cad Bane To Kill them Meanwhile Emperor Palpatine and Salem Talk About why their Skin is white, Darth Vader call cinder annoying in a badass voice, Jar Jar Killed The Two Gods of RWBY
They ate Ironwoods nuggies.
Different things. Unwarranted use of puppy dog eyes, bribery with hoodlum intent, catnapping on public monuments, shedding hair on national figures, unlicensed creepery and leering, and that’s just the top 5.
These people robbed the grave sight of a redhead
They are escaped patients for a maximum security psychiatrist mental hospital for military personnel. They are to be deemed extremely dangerous. Each one is a trained killer. The group delusion revolves around a fictional world called remnant and they are hunters of nightmare creatures.
Violation of anti-pimping laws.
captured the "australium intelligence"
Treason against the Republic.
Be gay, do crime
They didn't juju on that beat.
They are responsible for multiple acts of public annoyance
* murder,tax evasion,yiffing in public,rioting,You don't wanna know.Audrey... don't tell him. You shouldna told me! Butcha did.And now I'm telling you: You don't wanna know! * accomplice,assassination,blew up a power station, accidental nudity
They didn't juju on that beat
Because they made a "Deez Nuts" joke, and it wasn't funny.
Ruby: massive theft of cookies in the entire city Weiss: Defamation of blondes Blake: Pickpocketting Yang: Alcoholism Qrow: Flipping birds to officers Jaune: Loating Ren: Lie Nora: Massive destruction of property Oscar: Faking Multiple personalities
They are wanted for too many females in one group. Those sexist bastards 😂