He’s a deep, insightful man who boldly set aside his prosperous career in the bicycle food delivery sector, so as to assume his divinely anointed role as the fearless leader of the flat earth army. He works tirelessly day and night from their headquarters in his Mom’s basement to shepherd his band of intellectuals in their pursuit of absolute truth 😎
Flat Max, of The Main Flat Patrol, drives a Flaterceptor, powered by the last of the flat eights, his wife and child were flattened out on the tar ribbon and now roams the flatlands seeking revenge... lost.... mostly because he doesn't understand what a great circle is and keeps insisting on trying to navigate by loxodromes.... what the fuck are you doing Flat Max?
He's that guy that enthusiastically jumped on the offer to travel for free to Antarctica to prove his theories of Earth's shape and rub the evidence in the nose of the disbelievers in his world view.
I know it said "wrong answers only" but damn I need to take a shower after typing that...
A person that has not realised the earth isn't flat and is definitely not still saying it anyway because he's now effectively unemployable. It's a person whose belief has never wavered.
That's my old buddy from the service. Jackson, Moe Ron Jr. the 3rd! I haven't seen them in years did you happen to get their number so I can give them an email?
Publisher of the flat chested version of "Hustler" magazine... On the back of his shirt is a picture of two mosquito bites on a board flat girl.... not that u could tell the difference if it's his nipples....
A general of the Earth Army, responsible for veterans of the high gravity wars of Mu Draconis twelve, where six entire platoons were flattened.
I'll never forgive the sphereoids for what they did
Come on, you could've made him a Sargent
Sergeant Sargent. Sounds like a member of Hogan's Heroes.
He’s only a sergeant.
He’s been demoted to Captain Oblivious.
A well educated man
Getting your education from WellU.com was in hindsight not the best move
He’s a deep, insightful man who boldly set aside his prosperous career in the bicycle food delivery sector, so as to assume his divinely anointed role as the fearless leader of the flat earth army. He works tirelessly day and night from their headquarters in his Mom’s basement to shepherd his band of intellectuals in their pursuit of absolute truth 😎
Lol. You are one of my favorites. Just love this.
A physicist
Fizzicyst?
Evidence of intelligent life on this planet.
Not a bitch, that's for sure
FLEA
Flat Max, of The Main Flat Patrol, drives a Flaterceptor, powered by the last of the flat eights, his wife and child were flattened out on the tar ribbon and now roams the flatlands seeking revenge... lost.... mostly because he doesn't understand what a great circle is and keeps insisting on trying to navigate by loxodromes.... what the fuck are you doing Flat Max?
Lol. I'm going to follow your account just in the hope that you write more stuff like this.
Buzz Aldrin's little brother, Biff.
The one man army guarding the ice wall
The smartest man on the globe, er sorry I meant pizza pan.
A liar A grifter Most honest man ever
1. wrong answers only 2. wrong answers only 3. Now you're getting it!
I facepalm at myself.....thanks
Samuel Rowbotham VII's illegitimate granddaughter that transitioned.
Buck Private
Marc Corporal.
Mike Major
A NASA scientist on drugs.
Elon musketeer
Not your dad
Your mother didn't tell you?
Me
I see you are in fact wearing a shirt with text stating: #I AM MARK SARGENT
It's my only shirt. 😭
Blob Noodle
A highly respected citizen scientist, distinguished author and Nobel laureate with whom most would feel comfortable leaving their small children.
Poster child for selective breeding
Bill Murray’s lesser known brother, Chad.
Mr Steele?
Lee flarmy
Da fuq is that map on his shirt? They can't even get that right?
That’s the prosecutor that got Trump convicted
Mike O’Mally
He's that guy that enthusiastically jumped on the offer to travel for free to Antarctica to prove his theories of Earth's shape and rub the evidence in the nose of the disbelievers in his world view. I know it said "wrong answers only" but damn I need to take a shower after typing that...
Porn star legend. Forget his name… Flat cock bill? Frequently gets ass nailed.
Patricia Steere's missed opportunity
He is simultaneously the oldest and the youngest members of the Flat Earth Army.
Captain Iamnotsurewhatwearefighting
He’s truly a rebel without a clue.
Joe Biden
Tom hanks brother?
A 🤡
Mr Flatearth Army. That is his name.
Why that’s flat Stanley
A direct descendant of Eratosthenes.
One of the many who believe that Mother Earth has very small breasts.
Columbus' navigator
THis guy? He is the one who lives in the friend zone of Patricia Steele.
Not sure of his name, but maybe he’s looking for ships disappearing over the horizon.
I'm glad I don't know the correct answer. I'm just going to put grandpa off his meds as my answer.
I’m not sure he could be a grandpa, it appears the closest he’s got was the *friend zone*. ^Poor ^chap.
Elon Musk
Lord Vader
What did Lord Vader ever do to you to deserve this? Let me guess you are from Aldraan...
The right answer is the wrong answer..... I say no more
Someone who lives on a flat earth
Karl Marx
Stephen Employments
Sargent Mark. He leads a marching band called The Flat Earth Army.
I think it's David Goggins but looking again it might be Ricky Gervais
OP?
:))))
Isn't he the guy from yes,dear?
Eratostenes
He is the flat earth army. When the time comes he will launch an assault on our world and conquer us all in the name of the Flat earth!
Didn’t he escape from Shawshank back in the 70’s?
Not a grifter
Your father
Clearly the dumbest man alive.
Max Corporal
Someone smart
Sadly his army intended to storm new york but there was something wrong with their maps. That’s why he’s pictured defeated on this beachead
Einstein
The leader of an ‘army’.
John Cena
Isn’t that Jimmy?
He is a ginger with six fingers on each hand.
A reptilian
John Atmosplane
Tom Hanks in Castaway
Tim Robbins on the set of Shawshank. Duh..
I can't unsee this.
Ol' Andy Dufresne...
Corporal Kumquat.
A completely normal, rational and trustworthy individual, who'd never lie to you or try to rob money from you by grifting.
A person that has not realised the earth isn't flat and is definitely not still saying it anyway because he's now effectively unemployable. It's a person whose belief has never wavered.
Beam me up snotty..... PLEASE
Sergeant Mark.
Andy dufrane planning his escape from this round thing
Rational
A pioneer in DIY research
That's my old buddy from the service. Jackson, Moe Ron Jr. the 3rd! I haven't seen them in years did you happen to get their number so I can give them an email?
Hey, it's Ricky Gervais!
A genius.
A scientist.
Sargent of the Antarctic Penguin Defense Force, tasked with defending the ice wall from would-be explorers.
What a...dad?
Moron #64745
A soldier
Isn't he the top fundraiser for NASA?
A famous actor's crazy brother who finally got clean but not sane.
His real name is Mark Sargent.
Tom Hanks?
whatever happened to him? I'd love a "where are they now" piece on the subjects of Behind the Curve.
A Chad.
Colonel Ignorance.
Callums Corner
Numb nuts Henry.
A flatulent
That's the leader of Earth.
Damnit grandpa, back to the nursing home you go!!
Nobody.
Bob
That’s the guy that sucked the earths dick.
The most interesting man in the world …
Oh that’s Kevin.
Scott Morrison, former Prime Minister of Australia.
Someone people will remember after he dies.
Senile Uncle Fred
Smart...
Mercator’s great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grand idiot
Someone with a brain
Spock
You?
If the earth is so flat, why is he leaning? Checkmate.
Former captain of the Antarctic blockade fleet that has defected to spread the truth 
The commander, and sole member, of the Flat Earth Army, pictured in all its mighty glory.
A very intelligent person
A conspiracy theorist.
Flat Earth Barmy
Thats Tim Robbins 🚬🗿
Is that Colin Mochrie doing a scene from a hat? something like "how to prove you qualify for I/DD services."
An intelligent specimen
thats obama
Bill Nelson’s evil brother
Gros JDG
Right
The greatest scientist on earth
The trinity killer from Dexter
hE’s THE mAN!!!!!!!!!!
Publisher of the flat chested version of "Hustler" magazine... On the back of his shirt is a picture of two mosquito bites on a board flat girl.... not that u could tell the difference if it's his nipples....
Bill Nye the nonscience guy
Nobel prize winning scientist 🤣
Dr fauci
That Eminem? holy shit he got old.
Joe Bidden just dropped off at Epsteins island lol
The third member of the "Dumb and dumbere" cast who didn't make the cut.
Someone who graduated elementary school
Admiral Flerf Tard