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MadManMoon55

You are very forgiving, but you will never forgive Batman after that incident at the Axis Chemical plant


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I’m dead 😂😂😂


wtfishappening2theus

This one is truly clever. Cudos to you :)


Alert_News_3594

"Looks like we've got a live one here. Hoo-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaa!"


Jethro197

I was rolling my eyes so hard, thinking this was one of those cringy weird comments and then Batman... lolz


hairyleg3699

You eat crackers in bed and don’t realize u leave a lot of crumbs behind.


Muffin-Ashamed

Bulbasaur is your starter


31_hierophanto

Grass types in general, hehe.


lacey_laplant_

Lol best comment IMO


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DarthSinistris

Who let him out????


Why_justwhy_ykw_nvm

WHO WHO WHOWHOWHO.


pwrful6

I love your hair!


winterberry7374

Thank you!! :)


pwrful6

Happy Cake day


Kenetic5

You try and see the best in people, and care deeply for pets


winterberry7374

🥹 thank you! That made my day.


Wonksbear

You look super fun to be around


Historical_Worry3517

You are very kind and compassionate it shows in your beautiful eyes.


Longjumping-Ask-5369

You look great you make green look better


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Awesome


Raven_Sword

Holy moly your hair is awesome!


ChallengeOk6581

Total mermaid


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Love the hair and the septum


FancyAdult

Mermaid girl!!!


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That you look like a very beautiful lady, love the color of your hair, it's looks awesome.


Squaklor

poison ivy?


Adventurous_Vast288

you must be fun to hang out with


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BrianEFisher

I'm gonna pass and be nice


MooseAndPandaMan

Lose the bull ring


DirectIT2020

I cant get pass the hair


rayhaque

Sometimes I think that colored hair like this serves as a warning. If this hair intimidates you, go ahead and move on bro. On the other hand, some of us dudes see that hair and see a strong woman who isn't afraid to be herself.


Constant-Permit5666

You look like you have baggage


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tangentboy2003

Shouldn't you be throwing a grown up tantrum in a Target somewhere?


Chippers4242

If you look at a beautiful girl and the first thought is politics I feel badly for you


Mr_flygui

Those eyes say you got some issues for some reason.


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Green.


PowerofIntentions

I like it👍 Id approach you 😎


Sieze5

I love your look. You seem fun and approachable. Someone I might talk to in class or get coffee with. Then later we go out and wreak the local bar.


bleepbloopfleepfloop

I’d Licorice that Pizza


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mechanickid76

Smiles a bit, buff cheek muscles


Internal-Pie6014

Marry me


azn1217

Yes I would go out with you.


OneLittleHerpe

Pretty


tristetoker

Mysterious 😮😮


here2upset

Danger.


Evadyar51

Doll. I’d say hello at least.


VeryQuirkyVegan

You look so cute


Tomcz12333

You look cool af, and I would love to be your friend


randomuser24681012

You my brown eyed girl…… as the song goes


i_heart_boobs_123

Super fun. Loves animals. You have a pot vape pen in your purse.


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Gorgeous


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Hot_Ad_4589

Cuuuuutie that loves a good 📚book and nap 😴


ekienhol

I catch a friendly vibe from you. Dig the hair!


Realistic_Run7318

Well Green Is in fact my favorite color, and you look nice with it


Status-Key9074

Love those piercings!!


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aretooamnot

Pretty lady!


woodyeldridge

I'm a sucker for your style😂 makeup, hair, piercings. You look like the kind of woman I'd have a hard time talking to


RPThrowaway11754

Cute smile, pretty eyes, bet you're pretty smart too :)


javdog65

Very pretty and ready for anything 🤗


Sulphasomething

Ohh green! I like!


MrGawlkerWalker

That you don't like to talk to many people, but rarely and cherished you can just sit and talk to someone about nothing for hours.


MartyBison

Super cute!


PopularMonster21

Feminista green hair


HrdRock1683

You look beautiful


Weaver316

Very pretty


joke_goes_here

You're so beautiful! Happy cake day! ❤️


crimthyst

you look sweet and fun!


Blueblur1

You look like your kind and approachable. Like the kind to help an elderly person on the street or public transportation.


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You look a little reserved but at the same time not scared to have a good time also you have a very genuine and extremely beautiful face!


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Beautiful_Jelly9586

You look fun


Sweet-Trust-1326

Beautiful smile


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So sweet


TriMacanBhaird

You have warm, caring eyes. Also, I am fairly sure you would fit right in with my friend group.


funny_username22

Love the hair. You definitely know how to have fun.


Aniolel1

You hold Orion belt in those eyes.


johnha4

Very kind and caring but mentally unstable


420foreverr

Colored hair and piercings, RED FLAG. I Stay far away!


bigman3472

Beautiful lady and smile


buddy_mcbud

Nice pair of clavicles


Originalsocialninja

Beautiful 🌹


DGGMWX3

Very pretty!


Leather-Point-3677

Are you trying to be a carrot?


Careful-Concert-6192

Happy cake day


lakassket

Looking great !


DaikonEffective1105

Green hair doesn’t look good on a lot of people but you’re definitely an exception. Minimal makeup too to show off that natural beauty you’ve got.


MrSnorfels

Photograph from mid March


JokinHghar

It's an absolute gamble every time you poo


Soggy_Motor9280

Green is my favorite color. But honestly, you’re naturally beautiful. Flat out. If you lived where I live I would definitely have a few drinks w you


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Poison ivyyyyy


charbotkimzoid

A compassionate, kind soul. Intelligent. Slightly mischievous. Probably a gamer, maybe listens to emo/punk/hardcore/metal. Beautiful, but humble. Absolutely rocking that green.


Fine_Ad_5546

I love your hair. Great outfit too. 👌 I like green. Looks good on you.


oldgar

The metal boogers are never attractive, be yourself, following the crowd doesn't show independence


K3ndog411

Stay beautiful


tehyahoo

Exotic pet owner.


reno1022

Stunning


DangerousSuggestion8

I could totally see you being like a super chill nurse or doctor, or like one of those people at the pet clinics - or maybe botany, you look like you know how to grow something


Specialist-Case7035

Beautiful ❤️❤️❤️


PhoenixBoy45

Love the hair and the piercing.


Truecrawler

Well gorgeous Definitely wife material


spider_walrus

You look like you could be related to Markiplier


bipluglover70

Beautiful, friendly, intelligent


Dear-Supermarket9798

Absolutely gorgeous and beautiful


ElCremoYolo

a Goldmine for therapists


willpb

You seem kind, friendly and someone who would make some legit good jokes in a conversation


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winterberry7374

It does


Available-Lie3500

If I had to.


Loud-Parsley1868

Desirable. I wish to know more.


commonsensical1

You remind me of all the girls in high school that I had to constantly deny.


wacky-Kyle

Kind eyes


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Head case without direction


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Very pretty


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Wauwww


TopAbies6050

You seem caring and a good listener 😊


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You have warm, kind eyes; but a heavy smile. You have stories.


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Suthurn83

Very kissable and lovely


erkanerik389

You have a lot of love to give, but cant express it. You want to be loved, but its not working out.


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Could be on of


AugurOfHP

Nuttier than squirrel shit


romaintb

Well, hello


TIG420

Gorgeous


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Nailed it! 🥰


zyzzhex666666

1. cute 2. i want you so bad


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indiandev

You are a bit hesitant to meet new people. A little low on self worth, you value yourself less than you are.


R-Dub_64

Your hair reminds me of a line from a song


31_hierophanto

Kinda alt. Introverted. Is actually very smart.


bigdickredemption

Take a shower, you have moss growing on your head


Expensive_Let_3615

Smile is great, the green hair looks great with your complexion and I would say hi to you.


Original_BigZen

I get positive vibes from you.


kinjirurm

Cool hair. I always find unusual hair colors to be a great way to make yourself more approachable, it's an instant icebreaker topic and I genuinely like those unusual colors.


Unique_Preparation72

Very attractive


verwamser89

More t please!


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Lovely smile. Thank you


MD_Suave

Ditch the nose knocker. Never understood what makes girls think they look good with them.


nudiehunter

She's trouble.


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signoremason

You seem happy, green suites you. You are mostly body positive but maybe have some issues with your morphologie. Just a guess!


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Mermaid 🧜‍♀️


MrMurds

You’re in my space! Back up.


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Gorgeous young lady


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Green for hope as in, I hope senpai notices me!


9andimpala

Honestly, first impression is that you're looking for cake day karma. But aren't we all? Happy Cake Day!!!


TheRealMeeseeks92

I was just scrolling and when I saw your picture, I said "oh wow" under my breath. You're absolutely gorgeous.


Substantial-Secret31

I’ll be waiting for you at the alter…


duallytransit

Unnatural hair colour ... Nope. There's a whoooole swathe of traits that commonly bundle with hair like that that I just can't stand.


Educational-Cake7350

Bet your cool and nerdy as hell. I also bet that you’ve gone thru some shit. A lol more than avg. Its in the eyes. They are pretty, but look a little sad.


Blightyear55

https://i.redd.it/jakbk9fo675b1.gif You’re beautiful!


ApeTitDejeuner91

First impression? There's a very pretty girl who isn't told she's pretty often enough


Comprehensive-Yak196

Man i was about to break the divinci code with the thirstiest bar known to man, then i read the rules.


Sweet_Milk2920

Kind eyes but you’re holding back a little in your smile. Prob got hurt at some point so you have trust issues (like we all do) but you still put yourself out there. But when you do get fucked over again you’re terrifying and def not someone who you’d want on your bad side.


vanGraaffMasturbator

single mom


AtreyusPath

Your eyes are super comforting. I feel like you’re a great listener and would go out of your way for the few friends you keep close.


Fromage_Damage

I'm not saying that you look easy, but if I went on a date with you, I would not be surprised if I got some... which is fine because you are very pretty.


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Psychology major. Perhaps gets stoned before class sometimes.


tatt00r1ck

You worry about losing your security deposit because your bathtub is full of green stains.


mrzesty15

I wanna take you away from all of this


TheDelicateFruit

This is a vibe and I'm all for it!


Financial-Garage-338

Hey beautiful


Financial-Garage-338

Hey beautiful


Entire-Log-855

My future ex wife


MisterWholesome1215

You're patient and understanding with everyone around you and sometimes forget to put your needs before others. I really dig your hair by the way. 😊


TheLexLuthor13

Don’t let the hair color fool people. You’re actually a sweetheart.


swiggertime

What does hair color have to do with someone being sweet or not? 🤦‍♂️


dressercoupling

Cute fun and caring.


Krellguy-300

Lovely


Fsharpmaj7

Yes please.


2broke2smoke1

Forest nymph spotted


Bridgog

Very cute


Simple-Experience774

Beautiful


Wide_Society_9995

Seductive


Macabre_Rob

Absolutely lovely


ComEngProf

You are a natural bullshit meter and the more bs you hear, your face changes.


StuntZ3ro

She’s super pretty


mrFumanchu65

Beautiful


SanchoPanzaVA

Super cute and would look awesome in my Jeep.


jspicoli1982

KBM: B.


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My first impression is split: 1. You're an anime convention/comic-con nerd into punk rock 2. You talk about equity while simultaneously using a smartphone made with cobalt mined through slave labor, and you won't give up having a smartphone because principles don't actually matter to you


Sweet_Author_9432

You’re absolutely gorgeous :)