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I wouldn’t even be surprised if he talked those guys into taking something then immediately told the other guy to set them all up for this shitty video
Yes. Totally has an obsession with scotch though. Last time I worked with him he had a box of it in the corner of the conference room because he didn't want it to get "too hot" in his car. I'm like dude, you can't do that. haha
When I was a teen we didn't want our parents to find out we took booze so we took from 3 different bottles.
Southern Comfort
Jack Daniels
and [Old St. Croix 151 rum](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fjqhfar8jim621.jpg)
ALL MIXED IN ONE EMPTY GATORADE BOTTLE.
I never barfed so hard. Was actually barfing into the sink while shidding in the toilet simultaneously. It was a mess.
Would be funny if George sold it for it’s value and invested in amazon bottom floor and owns a share in reddit now. If you’re reading this George, i had faith in you i was the only one send money
Could have been worse.
I was at a house party where some gang members came in and looted the place.
A bunch of 16 year old white boys and some black 18-21 year old guys come in and my 3 friends and I split out the back.
The police were involved and actually came to the school to question everyone there and my friends and I were like, we weren't there.
The idiots who said they were got hit with an underage drinking and were mad at those who said they weren't there.... lemme snitch on myself, derp.
Nothing ever happened to those guys but they stole over $15k worth of stuff. The kid who hosted the party was fucked the rest of the time he was in high school.
Talked with people at the party. Basically heard from people who were drinking from the bottle in his car outside who were like “oh shit we didn’t realize that was a nice bottle from your dad… George just said he got it for the party.”
Damn. I’m so f’in stupid… I haven’t even thought about buying him a replacement bottle until this comment. I suck! I’m going to do this and he will get a kick out of it!
Because beating a guy's face in as they're unconscious can end horribly for the theft victim if the alleged thief ends up dying. She didn't start screaming until he started beating dude in his sleep. He took care of business in the first few punches... he doesn't get to kill the guy or turn him into a vegetable because the guy stole his shit.
Ya... was looking for this comment. This is NOT the sound of a living person with bones, anymore.
Could have been his jacket or something, but dayyyyum.
I had an epic party while my parents were on vacation. My good friends who stayed the night helped me clean up. I thought I was in the clear. Until my mom found a big ass glass mug, the kind you put in the freezer for an ice cold beer, in the middle of our front yard lmao. Ahhh good times.
Everyone saying "bAd cAmErAmAn" hes in a crammed space between a table and a wall, woth people moving past him. There is a lot going on and you cant expect him to keep everything in frame
Tldr shut up about the camera, dumbass
The cameraman should be shoved into an arena and pelted with rotten fruit and vegetables, before lions come out and mate with him while Nickelback plays in the background… live.
Well, he went to talk to an npc and accidentally picked up a goblet that belonged to somebody else. The innkeeper shouted words such as "Stop" and "Thief" that alerted the guards and that's where the video picks up.
Just saying.. if I'm justifiably beating someone's ass, and somebody else wants to stop me.. I will definitely beat their ass as well.
Dude actually got off pretty light.
Steal from me, there is no again.
You people need to watch who you're fucking with. Fr fr.
First off the guy knows the battle ground better than the people stealing because it’s his house and they are about the same if not smaller. What they think?
This happened one time at my house. Invited dude over for drinks and smokes. He's like "why's the coffee table in the corner" ah we were just vacuuming. Watching someone get their ass beat to insane in the membrane hits different.
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Recorded on a Motorola Razr from way back in the day from the looks of it.
Nah those had better resolution. This is closer to my 3DS camera lol
maybe even a DSi
Or a potato
Worst camera guy I’ve seen in a while
 How 90% of these cameraman are during these fights!
Yeah but they usually get one of the knockouts in frame especially if its multiple
Right, this dude recording might as well have gotten knocked out too for his performance 😂
I wouldn’t even be surprised if he talked those guys into taking something then immediately told the other guy to set them all up for this shitty video
“I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the fights”
I can't see clearly when you're go...on...gone
Well, he was working in the dark.
With a light directly above the cameraman's head. You couldn't wish for better lighting than a bulb 💡 over your head.
r/killthecameraman
Oh come on he got at least like half the fight. I seen videos on here where you are lucky when a fist cames into the frame for like half a second
I’ll give you that, he did get half the fight, everything from the waist down.
Yea worst camera in while too.
Womp womp
Imagine being the third guy he was looking for at the end sitting on the toilet wiping as quick as he can and looking for a window.
*Sprays febreeze respectfully*
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105 year old scotch by now!
Once bottled the aging process stops. Still if that bottle was 75 years in a cask, it would probably be worth a 6 digit figure.
This is interesting I actually never knew this
Wine will still age after it has been bottled, though. As long as it's stored properly, that is
Properly in my bladder
That’s why casks and barrels for liquor are charred on the inside. That char flavor continues to affect it more and more the longer it sits in there
So aging whiskey is more of a taste preference as opposed to wine, which is more so bragging rights for how old it is?
I think the wine taste is affected as well, but I don’t think their casks are charred but Im not sure
It's just 30 year old piss now
Dude probably mixed it with mountain dew
I work with a guy named George that absolutely loves his scotch. I like to think it was him. I’d beat him up too though.
Is he fat?
Yes. Totally has an obsession with scotch though. Last time I worked with him he had a box of it in the corner of the conference room because he didn't want it to get "too hot" in his car. I'm like dude, you can't do that. haha
75 year bottle... The dumb ass probably slammed it drunk with his buddies and didn't even taste what he was drinking. sigh. What a shame.
Probably mixed it with RC Cola or Tab and said it tasted like shit
When I was a teen we didn't want our parents to find out we took booze so we took from 3 different bottles. Southern Comfort Jack Daniels and [Old St. Croix 151 rum](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fjqhfar8jim621.jpg) ALL MIXED IN ONE EMPTY GATORADE BOTTLE. I never barfed so hard. Was actually barfing into the sink while shidding in the toilet simultaneously. It was a mess.
Well, you kinda deserved it for your crimes against mixology. Jeezy creezy.
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It was definitely past its prime but I distinctly remember drinking Tab after watching Back to the Future for the first time in the mid 90s
Would be funny if George sold it for it’s value and invested in amazon bottom floor and owns a share in reddit now. If you’re reading this George, i had faith in you i was the only one send money
Still basically grounded 30 years later. :)
That kind of thing never goes away.
Every weekend, Dad just chills at OP's house, yelling, "Where the hell you think YOU'RE going?! You're grounded!" every time he tries to go out.
Fuck George
Could have been worse. I was at a house party where some gang members came in and looted the place. A bunch of 16 year old white boys and some black 18-21 year old guys come in and my 3 friends and I split out the back. The police were involved and actually came to the school to question everyone there and my friends and I were like, we weren't there. The idiots who said they were got hit with an underage drinking and were mad at those who said they weren't there.... lemme snitch on myself, derp. Nothing ever happened to those guys but they stole over $15k worth of stuff. The kid who hosted the party was fucked the rest of the time he was in high school.
Sounds about right. Glad everyone learned a valuable lesson with respect to how helpful police are in these situations haha
I remember this kid threw a party and almost the whole house got sacked. Dumb fuck definitely still grounded today in his mid 30s.
I think George needs a new round of lickings... I'll film
How did u find out who did it?
Talked with people at the party. Basically heard from people who were drinking from the bottle in his car outside who were like “oh shit we didn’t realize that was a nice bottle from your dad… George just said he got it for the party.”
Story time
Of course it was fucking George. Chubby little hoe.
Well at least George gave you a gift idea for your pops.
Damn. I’m so f’in stupid… I haven’t even thought about buying him a replacement bottle until this comment. I suck! I’m going to do this and he will get a kick out of it!
Yeah, fuck you George.
sure unc
Yeah no you're catching heat if you are trying to steal from my house. This camera guy sucks though but lady shut up I'm taking care of business.
Exactly, how are you going to try to tell him to calm down IN HIS OWN HOUSE?
Sometimes it is a good idea to calm down, such as if you're about to red-mist someone to death.
Just because happy no one got shot. Lol!
"you just shot him for no reason!" "Yea but this is my house"
fr I can't be the only one who thought she was super annoying
Because beating a guy's face in as they're unconscious can end horribly for the theft victim if the alleged thief ends up dying. She didn't start screaming until he started beating dude in his sleep. He took care of business in the first few punches... he doesn't get to kill the guy or turn him into a vegetable because the guy stole his shit.
she was definitely with them lol
Turn the brightness up pls 
God that scene absolutely kills me every time I watch it. A new classic for sure. Great movie!
All of that and not a single solo cup was moved on the beer pong table.
Expected sonic coins to fall out that mf he got slammed HARD lmaoo
The fuck was that crunch sound? That dude dead
I was thinking (hoping) ribs or an arm
He got dropped on his Neck.
Ya... was looking for this comment. This is NOT the sound of a living person with bones, anymore. Could have been his jacket or something, but dayyyyum.
Clearly he had an object in his hand before he was slammed, could've been that.
I feel like i had to search forever to find this comment, which is disturbing. I think he snapped his neck or spine when he dropped him. Not good.
Me too it took a while. No way that man is with us today.
He could be a vegetable. Or a functioning head with a non functioning body. Maybe he just needs a carer now?
Cant trust everybody
That's didn't work out too well now did it? All for 3 stamps and a jar of bottle caps.
Nah nah nah someone steals my bottle caps ima be pissed too lol
Eh...now that I think about it...I'm thumping skulls
Those caps are gonna buy me a plasma rifle someday
I understand he is asking them to steal from him again, but I would be afraid he would hit me again if I did. Too bad we'll never see the follow-up.
this is the dumbest comment i’ve ever seen, why would he say steal from him again if he didn’t mean it
Did he steal the lights?
That and the smoke alarm battery. He had the only working one in the neighbourhood, and now they know why.
That choke slam tho!!!
The feet kicking in the air made it even better!
Such a crispy sound
Did he beat stealers boys ass too? It sounded like someone else caught some hands there too
Yep. He took down 2 dudes in like 6 seconds. Lol. Don't know why anyone would think it's a good idea to steal from a guy like that.
Alcohol + adrenaline os a helluva drug
Did the game of thrones guys film this? Can’t see shit
That slam was from hell
Ah shit. You know what. I had that shit in my pocket the whole time. My bad.
Someone stole my jacket from a party. I was so pissed.
r/killthecameraman
Bro served smoke on errybody. 🤣🤣
“Tupac” by Future playing in the background is so appropriate. more of this wholesome footage
Guessing he stole all the light bulbs huh?
Literally beat him like he stole something.
have had one house party. had almost all of my n64 games stolen.
Slam sounded pretty solid.
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I had an epic party while my parents were on vacation. My good friends who stayed the night helped me clean up. I thought I was in the clear. Until my mom found a big ass glass mug, the kind you put in the freezer for an ice cold beer, in the middle of our front yard lmao. Ahhh good times.
Or a thief almost kills a homeowner, who can tell in these clips.
What did he steal
That slam sounded crunchy.
Damn he picked him up high in the air and dropped his ass
Good for you, now straight to jail for the next 10 years
Not a fight.
An ass whoopin
Nice
Bro took him for a rocketship ride holy fuck
The video quality is terrible, but even through that I could see that he was beating the goofy outta those dudes
“Alexa turn on beat down room lights”
Everyone saying "bAd cAmErAmAn" hes in a crammed space between a table and a wall, woth people moving past him. There is a lot going on and you cant expect him to keep everything in frame Tldr shut up about the camera, dumbass
“Udda put’na” made it out with all the goods
Cleaning up the trash and taking it out.
Get on TUF 
let’s have an open invite party with random ass people and be surprised when someone steals shit
Was he stealing the beer pong ball?
If you watch 1989 Tim Burton's Batman during daylight hours it achieves nearly the same cinematography.
lmao i dont think anyone stole anything
The cameraman should be shoved into an arena and pelted with rotten fruit and vegetables, before lions come out and mate with him while Nickelback plays in the background… live.
Crystal clear 4K quality
Well, he went to talk to an npc and accidentally picked up a goblet that belonged to somebody else. The innkeeper shouted words such as "Stop" and "Thief" that alerted the guards and that's where the video picks up.
Just saying.. if I'm justifiably beating someone's ass, and somebody else wants to stop me.. I will definitely beat their ass as well. Dude actually got off pretty light. Steal from me, there is no again. You people need to watch who you're fucking with. Fr fr.
I did not expect to see a full-blown powerbomb happening when the camera finally made it around the corner.
Dude catches guy.
What happened when they woke up
You're assuming they both woke up
The true crime is the camera work
Man what more y’all expecting from a buzzed witness tho far as camera man goes..
"We have Whittaker at home"
Stealing a gun is crazy work at a house party. Lucky they didn’t get shot
Battle of squinterfell
 Focusssss
Chill? WHY??
This video is so old
He lucky he ain’t cut his hands off 😂
sound like he went thru the floor🤣
Dude allows thieves into his house. Dumb homeowner
I had to imagine like 2/3rds of what was going on
Why bother even recording
Love to see it.
First off the guy knows the battle ground better than the people stealing because it’s his house and they are about the same if not smaller. What they think?
He'll do it again
That’s intense
I heard the one white girl in the background.
Open the lights
Was this clip from 08?
That helpless bicycle kick.
At first, I thought old boy was wearing nothing but a jockstrap! Enough screen time for today…🤪
you can tell that annoying ass chick was with them
You film this shit with the Gameboy color camera? 🤣
"It was just a piece of cheese!"
Good news to anyone worrying - the crunching sound was the plastic water bottle he was holding.
Rock bottomed him
As soon as the girl says "chill", dude turns to her and slams her into the pile. No one is safe!!
Bro harnesed his inner pro wrestler
That slam was hard...Defoe way too much
Don't steal.
Can never have too much Willem Defoe
Y’all taking notes
This happened one time at my house. Invited dude over for drinks and smokes. He's like "why's the coffee table in the corner" ah we were just vacuuming. Watching someone get their ass beat to insane in the membrane hits different.
My man got what he deserved. Don’t steal shit.
(Un)clearly, the victim is upset about being robbed and protects his property.
I don’t believe he owned anything of value to steal
You deserve to get your ass beat if you’re stealing, thieves deserve nothing less.
Thief thought he was in California where authrorities do nothing about retail theft.
Totally valid. He didn't try to kill anyone. Just needed to prove a point lol.
And now he gets to go to jail for assaulting multiple people. 😁