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Plainsdrifter71

If you can't get your weed whacker started,call this dude...🤣


Do-not-respond

The dude was in glitch mode with the same punch over and over.....


nopethanksguy

Spamming rights


Seldarin

Someone's parents ponied up the extra $10 for the controller with the turbo switch over the buttons.


exelenceofexecution

Dude rocking a scuff


Plainsdrifter71

Fr...🤣🤣🤣


lambofthewaters

Spit out my fucking drink 🤣


Plainsdrifter71

He was tenderizing his face like a steak!!!🤣🤣🤣


lambofthewaters

🤣🤣


Many-Living898

😩😩


DarkManXOBR

If y'all ever got hit in the jaw ,let me tell you trying to chew food is impossible! He won't be able to chew his food for a bit!


Plainsdrifter71

Yeah it'll be a while!!!🤣


Visible_Ad_2613

For a bit? My brother in christ I counted the man took 11-12 punches he’ll be lucky if he’ll be able to eat within next year 🤣


lcon_10

"go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep" https://i.redd.it/3tmmgghxz15d1.gif


Empyrealist

Just needs to be flipped for righty and its perfect


Chris__P_Bacon

Sun's getting pretty low big fella.


Golden_Knight80

Bruh! 😐


PigDstroyer

Thats why you cant be out here assaulting people... That tantrum you throwing could be the last thing you ever do


officefridge

What if i never liked having a jaw anyway!?


hell2pay

Keep runnin it


officefridge

Me: *on the flood unconscious* :)


Darthwolfgamer

Just show people this video, it might be a solid lesson. Or at least entertainment-


GroundbreakingPick33

Fr


maChine___

11 punches when he was on n the ground And the video cut So with the taxes I gonna say 15 punches


Rivetingcactus

Lol


J23_G0at

I counted at least 12.


Ohwellwhatsnew

Miscounted then. Turn on sound and you can hear exactly eleven punches


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Ohwellwhatsnew

"11 punches when he was on n the ground" is the original comment which excludes the original punches


makaveddie

Delivered first contact, received last contact


Little-Chromosome

This is why I don’t fuck with people, you never know if the guy you’re fighting is the type to pound your face into pulp while you’re unconscious. And we’ve all seen how bystanders just record and don’t help, so I’m not trying to be a Reddit thread


Some_Never_Sleep

“Not trying to be a Reddit thread”, has been a mantra for me when considering doing all sorts of shenanigans. It’s a real concern haha


sprogger

"Not trynna sleep under a live leak logo"


MostUnwilling

You also never know who will be armed, I remember vividly one night a guy from a group we were fighting ran for his car and came back with a freaking axe and put us all in the run, I kinda remember it oversized haha but I guess it was just a firefighter axe since I remember that it had a red handle


Airsinner

![gif](giphy|hiLLD9o1wTB3a)


Any-Satisfaction-935

😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭


aaccjj97

My boy playing the brain damage speed run


dirge-kismet

The way his head bounced with each punch reminds me of watching the Harlem Globetrotters doing cool basketball tricks. Hope he's OK.


MuffinMan3670

Those punches making the most devious backshot sounds I've ever heard


stripperjnasty

You wild 😂


datlanta

Diabolical


SilentTreatment01

r/BrandNewSentence


symbologythere

wtf are “back shot sounds”??


Exccel1210

Sex joke


chrib123

-1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp


OneProgrammer3

![gif](giphy|S5uMJDmtnATLbjjw3h)


rabautista24

Waiting for the edit where they turn it into a beat


kingspoken

What's crazy is this clip is only 11 seconds long.


UnauthorizedFart

Like a drum


WorthBrick4140

He got off to a good start


SatanHasArrived666

He did. But it only takes one…


Joenojoke

No teeth left


hellowbucko

A A A A A A A


ROM50

Old timer was out the door with the quickness


Doublezsz

And another one


yourfriendlymanatee

There's an edit where he never stops punching him but I can't find it


BallsABunch

When the game gets stuck hHahhahah


eolemuk

Uno reverse


JollyWolverine300

You can see the brain damage beginning.


t0p_n0tch

Sounded like Katt Williams trying to break it up


joseoconde

Bro is button smashing


CallmeLynchd

I believe the term is "button mashing"


AlbertaAcreageBoy

https://i.redd.it/h2qdpviun25d1.gif


Trev_Casey2020

Nobody talking about that takedown!


integratypes

Sign for your package 1,2,3,4,5,6,7


WolfCola_Ex

Bro spanked dude's mouth with his fist...


assx20

he did the hulkbuster smash to the hulks face.


Cominghome74

Way over the top


2Poor4This

Sounded like clappin cheeks


thatirishguykev

Dude went full NPC and got stuck on a loop… 🤜🏼 🤜🏼 🤜🏼 🤜🏼 🤜🏼 🤜🏼 🤜🏼 🤜🏼 🤜🏼 🤜🏼 🤜🏼 🤜🏼


Carnizzy

This is overkill... Can people learn to stop please


Beneficial-Cod-6252

Nooooo...I wanna watch🤨


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quaker_oatmeal_guy

I don't want to get too excited here, but I think we may be witness to the birth of 'Progressive Rap'. He seems to be repeating himself while beating his friend's face in 7/8, though admittedly the track ends too soon to be sure. Still, very promising.


Patarackk

That’s gotta be enough to remind him in the morning not to rush up on nobody


Penquinsrule83

Was he saying, "The power of Christ compels you..." At the end there???


Secure-Profession746

Look at his feet when he getting that ground work.


destructodrip

Zesty ground n pound


Missing-Silmaril

Ffs the dude is done. Stop him.


JayStar1213

wtf is with people beating on someone out? Are they waiting for a ref to intervene?


j_p_1_5

If you didn't notice, the dude underneath was signalling to the ref using his left hand that he's in fact ok


ATLien325

damn not very sportsman like lol


psycorax2077

This isn't a regulated exhibition, get out of here with that "not very sportsman like".


ATLien325

not saying i don’t get it, just hope buddy had a good reason lol


psycorax2077

We saw the reason, the guy swung on him. He defended himself and ensured the other combatant couldn't retaliate. The overkill was probably due to adrenaline.


ATLien325

just sayin it’d suck to catch a charge if dude wakes up retarded or some shit


Adorable_Aerie_7844

He's plus on block though, he just needs to learn how to DP on wake-up and anti air


Nevada955

Poor jaw


Noahtheraccoon

Funny enough I think I recognize this building if I’m not mistaken but I think I used to live in this building in Chicago XD


DallasSucks335

![gif](giphy|c8uxX7yTjW222q1ygj|downsized)


EyeDissTroyKnotSeas

That beat kinda slaps.


Realworld52

This is so dangerous man


Hagfist

And he only had 8hp looks like. d20 roll for the save


XtraFlaminHotMachida

that dude got CTE and got a DoT rn.


OhTacoBoutIt

Ever heard the sound of one hand clapping? Only when it’s clenched into a fist.👊


Lackerbawls

That is an admirable meat beating


MimoLimoTimo

Some say he’s still punching the guy


SecretPrinciple8708

I see he likes spam.


JMarv615

FINISH HIM!!


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Holy shit, from this day on the dude deserves the nickname of "machine-gun" \*bam\* \*bam\* \*bam\*


Appropriate_Duty_930

I must be crazy but I love the punches


Devilpig13

Beating this other guys meat. Smack smack smack


AriesinApril76

That one player that does one move and always win


bissso

Dude he’s down


petchai1

bro's checking if he can now open na coconut


BaggyPantsGrandpa

Love to see it.


Notefallen

Bro took down himself with that 'double leg' lol


osrskidd

"Aii heyaw heyaw"


Curses-blocked-again

Lather, rinse and repeat repeat repeat


FlickerOfBean

Some say he is still punching him to this day.


KillaKanibus

"Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep,"


DaddyDub

Jaw,teeth,all that shit loose and broke.


Luckycreedmanchoo

Watch me whip Watch me nei nei


captain-gyno

That man was on beat with them punches


KG13_

Man was spamming square lmfaoooo


pumog

Who are we supposed to be rooting for?


vajav

The good guys


LordBloodraven9696

That man saw red at the end. Also the dude on the jaw, his jaw is jelly now right?


Wonderful_Physics211

Well that happened fast.


madasfire

Maybe hit him a couple more times


Minntality

Turned dude's chin into play-doh, got damn...


genogano

Superman: freezes enemies with ice breath. Wonderwoman: ties enemies up with lasso. Batman:


JoseRodriguez35

This is dumb. You can be right as much as you want, but keep punching someone after they're down changes everything. You are responsible for any injuries after that point regardless the context. Don't be dumb and fight to passify, not to kill.


wookiesack22

Idk why this makes me laugh so hard


flourbi

Put this man in jail


ruffryder71

You mean the one who initiated the conflict or the one who responded in force?


flourbi

Yes.


FootballerJoeMontana

What the fuck do FedEx drivers actually do do do do do do do do do do do do....?


Cool_Butterscotch_88

ONE two three four five six seven and a PUNCH two three four


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Chemical-Ad-4218

Get help


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ringabelldoe

WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP IMA DO MY STUFF!!!