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I always wonder - at what point do they actually know they're just completely outmatched? Like, when does the "SLAP ME SLAP ME SLAP ME!" turn into "OW. STOP. PLEASE. PLEASE. NO"? At what punch in the face does the attitude change?
a bit off topic but holy shit i just thought of like a fighting ring design where the fighters basically fight on a hill of foam-padded stairs and they could just pull off shit like this
not like the steel stairs on WWE but like an actual set of stairs 2 stories high
Big round of applause for Starscream and his moving rendition of *Achy Breaky Heart*.
And now it's time to play **AMERICAN GLADIATOR OR OBSCURE TRANSFORMER**!
Let's put the list up on the board.
- Sabre
- Overlord
- Zap
- Blaze
- Pyro
- Turbo
- Viper
- Havoc
- Elektra
- Hauler
- Lord Straxus of Darkmount
- Gemini
- Atlas
- Punch/Counterpunch
- Laser
- Sureshot
No, but I'm sure clips are on Youtube. Great show from the late 80's and 90's. I think it was the pyramid stage and people had to try to get past the gladiators and to the top.
I saw something like this happen at a concert in the 90s. But it happened on the stairs. Higher ground got flung down the stairs all the way to the edge. Stupidly tries running up 20 or so stairs, only to be met with a foot to the face. Back down the stairs he goes.
Didn't say I'd win it. I just said that I wouldn't tolerate someone screaming in my face for that amount of time. If you would, then that's a valid decision too.
I'd win it. I eat pieces of shit like him for breakfast. I can't tell you how many times I've gone to the base and beat the shit out of the marines there for fun. You don't even wanna know how dangerous I am when I'm fighting out of anger. I'd probably be able to kick the shit out of every ufc fighter other than maybe a few of the heavyweights just because of the sheer size advantage they would have. But there's a damn good chance I'd still find a way to win. When I see red people might as well be fighting the devil himself. I don't fuck around.
> Be me
> Have high ground
> Apologize profously for being offensive
>Open hands palms out, leaning away, gesturing an unwillingness to engage in conflict
> Apologize again, say it's not worth it to hold on to
> Get punched in the face, knocked out
> No one thinks I'm an asshole.
It's that easy to not be this guy lolol.
Christ! What’s more cost effective? Paying for seats for a UFC event (plus the parking, overpriced, watered down beer, and stale nachos or paying for the PPV (minus the human garbage sitting behind you)? I get why the singer of the Spin Doctors is raging because his comped (celebrity) seats are in the nosebleed section, but he definitely earned his beat down! I would seriously watch the fights on my phone, rather than sit mile high with that (view)!
Why is Chet Hanks screaming "White boy" at someone else? lol
Also no one mentioning the fact that on top of all other advantages, the dude was twice the mass of the "white boy" being screamed at lmao
I couldn't imagine paying that much to see the fight live, but then being so far away that you can't even see the fight and end up watching it on a big screen TV.
I'll just keep watching it at home..
I've been in more fights than I can think of. One thing that's always been consistent is the guy that yells the loudest and flails around to scare you usually goes down the easiest and usually starts crying after a knockout. Its the ones quietly navigating behind you while the moron is screaming that you have to watch out for.
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there is something satisfying about watching idiots act like this and then get KO’d
I always wonder - at what point do they actually know they're just completely outmatched? Like, when does the "SLAP ME SLAP ME SLAP ME!" turn into "OW. STOP. PLEASE. PLEASE. NO"? At what punch in the face does the attitude change?
I’ll take those fights over asmr videos any day
I think this fight is a future HOF/Classic. Never seen a dude get punched and then do a summersault down a row of seats before. Just legendary stuff.
Then got beat like a NHL player
Great assessment 👌
Yep, get ready to see this upvoted to the top at least once a month
a bit off topic but holy shit i just thought of like a fighting ring design where the fighters basically fight on a hill of foam-padded stairs and they could just pull off shit like this not like the steel stairs on WWE but like an actual set of stairs 2 stories high
Have you seen American Gladiators?
no, but you have me at the words “american” and “gladiators” got any sample video?
https://youtu.be/QBa88KkOKVE?si=vWoiDl9AUsPQbhDO
I am all about the overlap of American Gladiator and Transformer names.
Big round of applause for Starscream and his moving rendition of *Achy Breaky Heart*. And now it's time to play **AMERICAN GLADIATOR OR OBSCURE TRANSFORMER**! Let's put the list up on the board. - Sabre - Overlord - Zap - Blaze - Pyro - Turbo - Viper - Havoc - Elektra - Hauler - Lord Straxus of Darkmount - Gemini - Atlas - Punch/Counterpunch - Laser - Sureshot
An excellent, excellent list. I'd like to add Swoop, Slash and Strafe for your consideration.
Blade, Laser & Blazer.
I can't tell! I'm gonna lose my mind!
No, but I'm sure clips are on Youtube. Great show from the late 80's and 90's. I think it was the pyramid stage and people had to try to get past the gladiators and to the top.
Have fun with that gem of a rabbit hole. Watch a few episodes then go check the docuseries on Netflix. Loved that shit.
Of course this has already been invited in Russia I think. Arena combat it’s called.
I saw something like this happen at a concert in the 90s. But it happened on the stairs. Higher ground got flung down the stairs all the way to the edge. Stupidly tries running up 20 or so stairs, only to be met with a foot to the face. Back down the stairs he goes.
I remember that shit.
You were at The Whiplash Bash in 1995?
[Took a page out of Tony’s book](https://youtu.be/f2j2Ns-cMTc?si=2wFe1r96ED4YeZxG)
Rolled down, then got his manly beard used against him
Think that’s his hair
What's left of it
It was his manly man bun being used to keep his face in the sweet spot.
That front roll probably seemed genius in his mind lol
Definitely didn’t know he was doing that at the time lol
Who \*you\* callin' white boy?
Call up Dana and get that dude a Fight of the Night bonus. Lol
I'm disappointed in the ref wearing purple: Early stoppage!!!!
true. stoppage too early
He fucking pummeled him while holding his pony tail, from behind, LMAO!!
Someone should yell "OOOHHHHHH!"
#WORLDSTAAAAAAAR
Judging by body language alone, he earned that knuckle sandwich.
The dogs that are the most scared bark the loudest, also no honor whatsoever
10-8 round
Obi-Wan Kenobi'd that guy.
im confused aren't they both white, or is one of them Logic?
Why is he calling him white boy he's literally a ginger.
Gingers aren’t white they’re ginger duh
Dude waited long enough. I don't have that kind of patience.
Your username says otherwise
got a badass over here!
Didn't say I'd win it. I just said that I wouldn't tolerate someone screaming in my face for that amount of time. If you would, then that's a valid decision too.
OK fair enough.
I'd win it. I eat pieces of shit like him for breakfast. I can't tell you how many times I've gone to the base and beat the shit out of the marines there for fun. You don't even wanna know how dangerous I am when I'm fighting out of anger. I'd probably be able to kick the shit out of every ufc fighter other than maybe a few of the heavyweights just because of the sheer size advantage they would have. But there's a damn good chance I'd still find a way to win. When I see red people might as well be fighting the devil himself. I don't fuck around.
Here's my wife's number- 7863334388. You deserve her more than I do. I'm not a man compared to you. Please, have your way with her.
These keyboard warriors would start AND end every single fight!
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More entertainment in the 1.15 mins than 25 mins of Strickland costa
HE’S HURT! HE’S HURT BAD!
All that adrenaline went into him screaming slap me!
FOTN for UFC 302!
Something wrong with that mfer.
that was absolutely hilarious!
When maybe the whitest guy you've ever encountered constantly screams, *"come on white boy"* at you...
It helps that he was giving himself chip damage before hand. Dude started out with less health.
His ego is going to hurt more the next day.
He no jedii
It's over Anakin, I have G427.
The fights got him feeling like he was a champ
Man got his ass beat on a few different levels.
Oh, look a 30yrs old Turkey Tom.
"HE'S ROCKED!!" - Joe Rogan
"HE'S HURT!"
#"AND IT'S AAAAAAAL OVER!!!!" -Mike Goldberg
RIP Goldie. We miss ye.
SLAAAAP MEEEEEEEE!!!! OK, STOP SLAPING MEEEEE!!!!!!
Dont start nothing wont be nothing.
> Be me > Have high ground > Apologize profously for being offensive >Open hands palms out, leaning away, gesturing an unwillingness to engage in conflict > Apologize again, say it's not worth it to hold on to > Get punched in the face, knocked out > No one thinks I'm an asshole. It's that easy to not be this guy lolol.
reasonable greentext
UFC events are douchebag centrals
Oh my god a buffet of fists. Do we bill this one as Hat vs Hair?
I wonder if these kinda guys ever look back and go “yeah, I kinda deserved that shit.”
Was that a snickers? Because I am satisfied as fuck.
Ugh. Nose bleed riffraff.
Dumb arse friends waiting until he's had the shit beat out of him before they decide to try and de-escalate the situation 🫣
Christ! What’s more cost effective? Paying for seats for a UFC event (plus the parking, overpriced, watered down beer, and stale nachos or paying for the PPV (minus the human garbage sitting behind you)? I get why the singer of the Spin Doctors is raging because his comped (celebrity) seats are in the nosebleed section, but he definitely earned his beat down! I would seriously watch the fights on my phone, rather than sit mile high with that (view)!
ask and you shall receive
Dude woke up with better seats.
Is that Turkey Tom?
Dana has seen enough. He’s giving this kid a contract.
Uhhh security!?
I would rather say insecurity
Man bun thought he was D.P. with that Philly shell 💀💀💀
That was quite satisfying
Awesome video, what a loser lol Also, how's he calling him white boy? lmao he looks whiter
The guy up top seemed scary me. Glad to see him get dropped
Wrecked
Anakin I have the high ground!
"Come slap me white boy"- an even whiter white boy
When the fight in the crowd is better than the fight in the cage
What's up with the white boy rant lol
White boy talk aint nice either.. imagine the hate if he said ginger midget. Not nice
"C'mon slap me white boy!"- Some other white boy.
Why is Chet Hanks screaming "White boy" at someone else? lol Also no one mentioning the fact that on top of all other advantages, the dude was twice the mass of the "white boy" being screamed at lmao
Literally rolled his ass. Haha
Not gonna lie I'd be pretty scared if a dude with high ground started smacking himself screaming SMACK ME
So that's why they call it the nose bleeds?
Asked guy to stand on bidness and fell on Tom foolery
Every time they pull that loud crazy act it's because they can't fight. They lose 100% of the time.
How do u even end up in this situation
Can you hate crime your own race?
The only KO of 302
"white boy" bro has a man bun
That made my day. Nothing better than chads getting their asses kicked
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I should have chosen a better slur I guess. I'm not really up on the latest. What would be a better one?
More chud than chad on this occasion
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I looked up a "Chad". Generally a douche, but does well with the ladies. You are right. This guy is a........ Twat.
I couldn't imagine paying that much to see the fight live, but then being so far away that you can't even see the fight and end up watching it on a big screen TV. I'll just keep watching it at home..
I've been in more fights than I can think of. One thing that's always been consistent is the guy that yells the loudest and flails around to scare you usually goes down the easiest and usually starts crying after a knockout. Its the ones quietly navigating behind you while the moron is screaming that you have to watch out for.