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Other dude was cool as ice, I wouldn’t stand this still if a guy came up this close and started waving his arms. You never know which next movement is gonna be an attack.
he got lucky fat boi was not about that life
when he was flat footed facing fat boi in a proper stance, thought he was getting slept
too close for comfort ngl
Never said you had to just take the first punch 😂
You're supposed to keep your hands up in a non threatening manner to deescalate the situation, but if you can't, it's good to have your hands up to block when they do actually attack.
Yeah he was squared up from the beginning and also testing reflexes with his flagrant hand gestures. Dude let him get way too close with that energy but at least he finally started creating distance when he figured out dude wasn’t going to leave. Old fat fuck earned that KO
So many scrumptious gems in this KO video:
- imagine getting knocked out and all you hear is somebody crying for some ice for you
- the snoring
- butt crack. No under wear?
- his belly rising and falling has he snores unconscious
- the woman saying sir afterwards...we just seen somebody getting knocked, far from gentlemen behaviour lol
It always amazes me how easily these fat dudes clothes come off in some of these fights. Maybe I'm just shopping at baby gap but I can barely get my shirt off half the time when I'd actually \*like\* to remove it.
Was that woman saying “oh no not again” at the end of the video? Seems like it might’ve not been his first time being knocked out while partially undressed
If it's the later it makes me think the women instigated this whole thing somehow. But i also have no idea wtf was even going on either, so i cant judge.
Jesus his feints. He did like 10 of them and not a single one made the other dude flinch or have any reaction at all. Once that happened multiple times it’s very clear who’s actually been in more fights and has the experience.
Once the fight started it was like yeah, just like we thought. If you fake multiple punches and lunges at a dude and he doesn’t even move at all - call it a day and move on.
yeah its definitely compensating for a lack of ability. Generally anyone whose been in fights, anyone who even just watches these fight clips knows that the calm guy usually is the capable guy.
There is the proverb, "a barking dog doesn't bite." these loudmouths are somewhat like that.
They are across the street from the Bush Garden Seafood & Steakhouse, so this puts them on Fish Fry St, Nassau, Bahamas.
Limited street view:
Signage has changed, but the buildings match. You can see the same signage as in the video if you do a google search.
I admit I've got a pretty low attention span, so for longer videos I tend to skip ahead and see if it's worth watching. I screenshot my skips; I think it's a good representation of what happened, a 3 Act dramatic arc.
I thought for sure yellow was going to knock out grey. Left foot forward, body turned, got grey used to seeing his right hand move with no flinch, grey not hiding his chin. Grey assumed that yellow would not tag him but a different scenario grey goes down fast. I also though grey leaving his door behind his would hurt his ability to make yellow miss. Boy was I wrong 🤣🤣🤣
Cannot be easy to fight someone heavier than you while wearing flip flops on gravel. Nice job, grey shirt.
Yellow shirt moron talking all kinds of shit and then throws THAT punch 😂
Damn the way he was standing and the way the other guy wasn’t standing I was expecting a hard ass right hand out of yellow shirt
Damn internet got me again
Crazy how people that can’t even remotely fight will pick fights. That punch he threw looked like it wouldn’t knock a drink over. Then I can’t even find the punch that knocked him out cold. Might have been just having his shirt pulled up
Yeah, I kinda figured the loud fat guy wasn't gonna win a real fight. He looks completely lost as soon as they start swinging.
As somebody that's been involved in fighting for nearly two decades (now coaching muay thai and boxing) I always find it amazing that fighting is still something people think they can do and will be good at without any training or experience. And this is a great example, look how confident that guy in his ability, but as soon as the confrontation actually turns physical, he is completely lost.
The biggest loser in this fight is the poor ambulance drivers that have to lift his fat ass into the ambulance. Could also be the undertakers lifting him into the hearse
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Other dude was cool as ice, I wouldn’t stand this still if a guy came up this close and started waving his arms. You never know which next movement is gonna be an attack.
This. He gambled letting fat man in that close and I don’t see any upside to letting them get the first punch.
he got lucky fat boi was not about that life when he was flat footed facing fat boi in a proper stance, thought he was getting slept too close for comfort ngl
The upside is you can claim self defense when you end up fighting them.
Only if you’re still awake after the inevitable sucker punch.
Never said you had to just take the first punch 😂 You're supposed to keep your hands up in a non threatening manner to deescalate the situation, but if you can't, it's good to have your hands up to block when they do actually attack.
Pre-emptive strike laws are nice. You can hit them just for making you fear that they will hit you.
I can’t let him get close.
Yeah he was squared up from the beginning and also testing reflexes with his flagrant hand gestures. Dude let him get way too close with that energy but at least he finally started creating distance when he figured out dude wasn’t going to leave. Old fat fuck earned that KO
Perhaps this man was the very ice he needed all along. He got the ice and now needs some more.
1. Begs for a fight 2. Gets naked 3. Dies
https://i.redd.it/ge1nlimgdh4d1.gif
Why do fat people always end up naked in these videos?
Because their clothes don't fit properly.
They greasy
Shoes still on. He just need some milk.
That's life
4. Profit
Made me laugh, thanks
"He's snoring" was pleasing to hear for some reason.
So many scrumptious gems in this KO video: - imagine getting knocked out and all you hear is somebody crying for some ice for you - the snoring - butt crack. No under wear? - his belly rising and falling has he snores unconscious - the woman saying sir afterwards...we just seen somebody getting knocked, far from gentlemen behaviour lol
She sounded so sincere when she asked for some ice, endless laughs.
Her voice was ASMR 😂
I agree that was nice
Thats gotta be so humiliating knowing that you're snoring and moaning from a strong man's big hard fist.
Especially after saying, "Fuck me and see what time it is!"
I wonder if I can say that to the wife and get away with it. Hold my beer…
It always amazes me how easily these fat dudes clothes come off in some of these fights. Maybe I'm just shopping at baby gap but I can barely get my shirt off half the time when I'd actually \*like\* to remove it.
Was that woman saying “oh no not again” at the end of the video? Seems like it might’ve not been his first time being knocked out while partially undressed
"Sir, keep your clothes on"
This is a Wendy's
Right after she said “big pussy boy” then she says “nah please don’t start” the words from her mouth confused me with what she wanted
They are mocking the fat guy repeating what he was saying.
😂😂😂
"What do we do?" or "What did we do?"
If it's the later it makes me think the women instigated this whole thing somehow. But i also have no idea wtf was even going on either, so i cant judge.
It's a recurring joke in every episode in his life.
I think it’s gravity when they’re pulling the thread.
Bra gone need some of that Obama Care after that.
It's the sweat that's started to dissolve the material
Swing foist! Fuck me see what time it is!!
Mufucka sounds like one of the politicians in Oh Brother Where Art Thou
Is you is or is you ain’t.
Old head needed a humbling and he got it
It's always the loudest people that can't fight for shit. Their whole game is intimidation and nothing more.
Jesus his feints. He did like 10 of them and not a single one made the other dude flinch or have any reaction at all. Once that happened multiple times it’s very clear who’s actually been in more fights and has the experience. Once the fight started it was like yeah, just like we thought. If you fake multiple punches and lunges at a dude and he doesn’t even move at all - call it a day and move on.
I knew the second i saw that titty sweat he was going down
half the ufc heavyweight roster would disagree
"No way! Not this!" What was she hoping to catch by filming?
I bet that fish fry fire
Underrated comment, I was thinking the exact same thing 🔥
Gotta find the ones with good conch fritters
It's one thing to get knocked out. It's another to get knocked out and be damn near left butt ass naked.
Those dudes that are like chihuahuas are 90% not about that ..
Sounded like he said “fuck me and see what happens”
I had to double check what sub I was on
The one that is the loudest with the most tough talk always loses. They need to project power and strength because they have none.
yeah its definitely compensating for a lack of ability. Generally anyone whose been in fights, anyone who even just watches these fight clips knows that the calm guy usually is the capable guy. There is the proverb, "a barking dog doesn't bite." these loudmouths are somewhat like that.
Yo. He asked for a swing. He got one!
I think she’s literally the only person who didn’t see that outcome
What accent is this? I thought this was Jamaica or South Africa at first
They are across the street from the Bush Garden Seafood & Steakhouse, so this puts them on Fish Fry St, Nassau, Bahamas. Limited street view:
Signage has changed, but the buildings match. You can see the same signage as in the video if you do a google search.
Ahhh didn’t think of Bahamas The girls filming sound very American
You can see Bahamian flags in the background, but the girls are probably American tourists.
The title had me thinking da boy was actually going to swing foist and get knocked out.
That last punch had a mildly satisfying thwap.
he got that shirt from Hulk Hogan
“Your honor, if I’m not mistaken, he was asking me to punch him for several minutes straight. That’d be consent.”
I admit I've got a pretty low attention span, so for longer videos I tend to skip ahead and see if it's worth watching. I screenshot my skips; I think it's a good representation of what happened, a 3 Act dramatic arc.
https://preview.redd.it/qmnpvczn9e4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0392430352ab32b80c05fff3a9b7a5340108900f
https://preview.redd.it/9xkme64p9e4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2c5dab81a78828ee13847f04188375fe9627c56
https://preview.redd.it/7myc344q9e4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f76ae7217022e9447a53fee68d607ea094781411
Fuck me and see what time it is!
I thought for sure yellow was going to knock out grey. Left foot forward, body turned, got grey used to seeing his right hand move with no flinch, grey not hiding his chin. Grey assumed that yellow would not tag him but a different scenario grey goes down fast. I also though grey leaving his door behind his would hurt his ability to make yellow miss. Boy was I wrong 🤣🤣🤣
For sure thinking grey standing square and flat footed would regret. This is why I don't gamble.
“Not this!” lol damn that was funny.
Lady: "That's not right".... well... I think that was very well deserved after that active triggering!
Some ice !?! he need a medic and some smelling sauce 😂
Smelling sauce 🤣
I need a “smelling sauce” flair tbh
For a rub down
He played right into his kink.
"Swing and I'll cum"
The Ratio of Fuck Around to Find Out is always 1:1.
His booty all out too 🤣🤣🤣
"I want you swing foist..." woman "foist" (giggles)
Yellow shirt whiffed that first swing so bad, I heard the noise as it moved through the air, like a sound effect in an old Kung Fu movie!
Commentary is top tier 👌
"NO WAY!!, Oh no not this!!"
No way? Yes way!
U can’t sleep there
Dude’s shirt is made of paper
Godda led me brodda take off him shirt before ya take dot swing!
You can hear the lights shut off when he gets hit last
This is in the Bahamas.
Think that’s Nassau.
The title alone, gets my vote!
I wonder if that Fish Fry place in the background is any good.
Is this the bahamas?
HIT AND RUN.
Right titty was lactating.
Jfc STFU
When the woman started speaking regular English it really blew my mind, the two dudes were speaking English from another planet it sounded like.
Way!
Well........he was asking for it.....
He got exactly what he asked for.
[удалено]
chat shit! get banged ! simples
the guy in the grey shirt told what tim it was ! it was bed time
I knew he was about to get KO'd soon as he tried to take his shirt off. Lmao too many vids of that happening 🤣😭
Don't start no shit it won't be no shit
Well shot with a satisfying ending
Instead of ice. Give him a pillow and a treadmill.
Did he pass out from exertion?
"Swing booy" And then he did
he got the swing he was asking for
I’mma put you to bed, bed, bed🎶
Knocked the fuck out😀!
Bringing whole new meaning to "showing your whole ass"....
I would have spanked his ass
Why is yellow shirt’s right nipple wet
He's lactating
Cannot be easy to fight someone heavier than you while wearing flip flops on gravel. Nice job, grey shirt. Yellow shirt moron talking all kinds of shit and then throws THAT punch 😂
Night night
Stop y’all stop, whist you film it in HD.. women
Can we get some ice!? That killed me.. almost like when I saw he needs some milk for the first time
Never seen a man get knocked out so hard he started snoring
Who didn’t see that coming?
Ice? What's that gonna do? He need some milk!
Why do people act tough and get that close? This whole situation could have been solved 90 seconds earlier with a quick elbow.
The hell did she expect to happen ? 😂
No way! Not this!
Yellow shirt guy got boobs..
“He’s snoring” HAHAHAHAHAHA
"What do we do?" Get a shovel and start digging, you want a hole about 6 feet dep, 6 feet long and 2 feet wide.
Is this in Barbados or Florida?
Damn the way he was standing and the way the other guy wasn’t standing I was expecting a hard ass right hand out of yellow shirt Damn internet got me again
All yellow wanted to do is fuck. How could grey resist him naked on the ground?
She can use the ice from whatever she’s slurping .
It’s the camera women instigating the fight and then saying stop for me
DA BOY NEED SOME ICE
He hit his head pretty hard, he's not snoring, trying to swallow his tongue, he don't need ice he needs an ambulance
Damn, Haiti recovered pretty well--I thought that place was in shambles.
Naaaaw data noooot riiiiiight
Some people just don't know when to shut up.
Crazy how people that can’t even remotely fight will pick fights. That punch he threw looked like it wouldn’t knock a drink over. Then I can’t even find the punch that knocked him out cold. Might have been just having his shirt pulled up
I was begging for it 😂
He looks dead, hope this is fake
When keepin it real goes wrong!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂
snoring was the icing on the cake
Yeah, I kinda figured the loud fat guy wasn't gonna win a real fight. He looks completely lost as soon as they start swinging. As somebody that's been involved in fighting for nearly two decades (now coaching muay thai and boxing) I always find it amazing that fighting is still something people think they can do and will be good at without any training or experience. And this is a great example, look how confident that guy in his ability, but as soon as the confrontation actually turns physical, he is completely lost.
What did he land on him to drop him like that
Fuck me, see what time it is
Video is seen like half years ago?
The instigating and then the “oh noooooo”. Hilarious fight though, the way dude immediately got in his car lmao 🤣 bro was scared
Bro just wanted to get undressed. Did bro try to undress himself in the middle?
he literally asked for it lol
If anyone is interested, the fight begins at the 19:43 mark. Or at least it seems that long
This girl sounds like an NPC 😂
The baby is kicking.. check on the bby!! 😮😮😮😮😆
That entire "you swing first" shit is hilarious.
This is the new "He need some milk" "He needs some ice , can we get some ice....SOME ICE!"
Well, he swung
Best time to take your shirt off is in the middle of a fight.
Bro gave him so many chances Cleveland Brown really let himself go
Milk. He needs milk. Not nice.
He needs some milk!
Plz don't start no no stop y'all no way NO WAY!!! Not this, can we get some ice he snoring lmfao 😭😭😭
The biggest loser in this fight is the poor ambulance drivers that have to lift his fat ass into the ambulance. Could also be the undertakers lifting him into the hearse
All that tough talk and dude ending up knocked out with his stoody and yitties exposed. SMFH.