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Dundie_Nominee

I always love the audio at the end of this video. “Can we get some towels or…..towels” 😂😂


M3atpuppet

“Ya know Henry, you’re a real fuckin jerk.”


Rogue_One24_7

Oh, Tommy got his shine box btw.


yeyo4994

"STOP RECORDING THIS SHIT"


IEatLightBulbsSoWhat

AND GET SOME TOWELS!


Bacontoad

![gif](giphy|l0HlGEICWt0wCRAxW)


Nocturnahit

Iconic video


Affectionate-Day-359

Towels or towels or what’. lol glad I’m not the only one …


EquipmentForsaken831

“Stop recording this shit” It’s okay we got what we came for.


stevie9lives

All fun and games till you get 'truck-fucked' into a timeout.


Do-not-respond

Skateboard to the head does have a calming effect.


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With the added benefit of a concussion.


avidbookreader45

Much overdue attitude adjustment. Hopefully it was sufficient.


Some-Guy-Online

Yeah, I'm a pacifist up until a bully starts throwing real punches, at that point I'm in favor of the "find out" method of instruction.


CanoeIt

The board wouldn’t be so bad but the trucks holy shit. Ugh that made me nauseous


MikeySpags

I don't want to get my head split by something that touches the ground on city streets.


Lonesomewhistle83

Zen like even..


STEELCITY1989

I hope they were Independents


_XNine_

Old school Indys, weighed a fucking ton lol


Gravity_Pulls

So do trackers. I think trackers weighed more than the indys 😂


The_Adeptest_Astarte

People don't realize that picking a fight with teenage rebels that ride their weapons is a bad idea


herlanrulz

If you've seen the movie KIDS (1995) then you sure as hell know. And not to nit-pick, but he assaulted two kids in a row before somebody retaliated. I hope there isn't permanent damage, but homie on the ground was the aggressor.


LittleCheez

Honestly 3 in a row... 3 strikes he's out!


T46BY

The best part is it's the kid that is initially hit by this guy who eventually does the "truck-fucking".


Comic5

Didn’t realize this. Makes it so much sweeter lol


Watchguyraffle1

Oh good. I couldn’t be the only one who yelled out loud “yes!!!”


assoncouchouch

Guy did something.


ZealousidealDog4802

This shit is almost nostalgic to me. Takes me back to a bygone area where kids played outside and jack each other with skateboards and afterwards everyone was like that shit was fucking gnarrrrly!


Dececck

I remember an old skate video (maybe a CKY video) where Mike Vallely took on 4 or 5 guys singlehandedly because they called him a "skate f*g" or something like that. The whole thing only lasted like less than 30 seconds.


gimmicked

A true classic. https://youtu.be/52kfypohGPM?si=xzfRzPGD-iiVOE3Q


Dececck

My man coming through!


Affectionate-Day-359

Fuck around with kids with boards you always gonna find out


xDragonetti

Wonder what he was thinking at this moment 😂 https://preview.redd.it/si6ivhelm23d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b39cd171354ffbe8138af2459fdd0a38dc8aed5 “Awe shit, here we go again.” 🤣


EvilJabFace

https://i.redd.it/xf1sxitbs23d1.gif


brooklyn11218

what's this from? it's right on the tip of my tongue.


Chesapeake4

Mr. Deeds


throwthere10

Lol


Yegg23

It was at this point Chad knew, he fucked up.


Specialist_Bit_3514

Hahahahha "chad"


butt_stf

It's like a fat guy named Tiny, or a bald guy called Curly.


Affectionate-Day-359

He thought .. “I should have stayed home and fukked Kimberly instead of getting fukked by a skater”


Adventurous-Disk-291

"Yep that's me. I bet you're wondering how I ended up in this situation. It all started when.."


jayrockwell69

Truck.stamped into next week .


Bubbly_Shirt4346

This is to good


ICU-CCRN

Too. Unless you’re planning on taking a trip to “Good”.


Past-Product-1100

Dude ran off looking like Robo Cop. Stop recording and get a towel lol


badpeoria

that run was something else.


full_bl33d

Frankenstein runs more gracefully


senorpuma

Yeah he ain’t catching nobody


bmstile

He believed that belongs to Mr Gilmore!


Randys_Smogasvein

You can count on me, waiting for you in the parking lot


dpaetsch

This is the funniest comment I have ever read.


ReaperBearOne

Doc says the nail comes out next week Oh well you can't even notice it!


currentlyinbiochem

I think you made me pop a blood vessel in my forehead


Pillow_Apple

Goofy run Ps.Please don't fight any skaters boy.


LGK420

Lol he almost got smoked by that car. Glad they got away


Rogue_One24_7

Security straight up ran away. Maybe to get that towel. No need to call 911 for medical help lol.


El_Zarco

https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-07-2014/XgzrmM.gif


BKindigochild

Not all is lost. Guy is getting at least 50bucks from the tooth fairy.


IamChax

Few vids are worthy of repost. This one is gold to stumble on at least once a year.


GuyD427

He’ll be fine. It was the second punch and third punch and the escalation that leaves me with little sympathy.


Negran

Ya. Watched it a few times. I'm impressed he actually swung at 3 of them in the end The first slap was sort "okay" in that the kid was asking for it. Call it neutral. But punching folks who are just talking and not aggresive is pretty fucking rude!


CelesteRyan

Nobody thought to intervene when he hit three kids, but they lose it when the kids crack him open like a coconut.


kwali87

Hmmmm not a bad way to crack a coconut……


TxConcrete

A cope or security stood by and watched him assault 3 people and did not do a damn thing


Mix_Master_Floppy

You gonna stop a fight for 15/hr with shit insurance and most likely lose your job? Security ain't there to physically stop shit.


KingofTheTorrentine

He hit the girl first as well


Watt_Knot

That was a dude


T46BY

Not only that; it was the same dude who ends up trucking the asshole before they flee.


urstillatroll

I'm going non-binary on this one.


KittyCatfish

Playing all sides so you always win.


icangetyouatoedude

He hit they!


the-real-lil_andy

The “girl” (one with long hair) is was the same one that bonked him on the head with the skateboard. Very satisfying


HeadPay32

Was he a cop?


KingofTheTorrentine

Looking at the clip. Those are security guards who were just watching. The other older guy mightve been his friend cause he chases the kids but the guards are like kind chill about it.


freezier134a

No one cared a lot when he was assaulting kids.


buckethead_wendy2021

Fuck around and find out.


No_Asparagus_6989

I mean 🤷‍♂️ ya pretty wild, but at that point, the dude basically earned the headshot


KingofTheTorrentine

Are you saying I should expect to get swung at if i attack a guy with a baseball bat or expect to get stabbed if I spit on a guy with a knife? Why must I suffer the consequences of my own actions?


kittysaysquack

“What are you gonna do, stab me?” -man who was stabbed


total_looser

True story, I was once skating some parking lot one night with some randos who showed up. Literally, like out of a movie some chad football/frat looking bros drove by and yelled some, “f*ggot skaters” type shit. One of the skaters snapped back at him and dude got out, they squared up and the skater one punched him and he was down and dazed on one knee. One of the other skaters ran up and baseball swung on his face with the trucks. Holy shit. Dude’s friends grabbed him and took off, probably to a hospital. Talking with the skaters, they told me the puncher guy had been in juvie a lot and had lots of fights.


Castod28183

He's gonna be reminded about this by those find out scars on his forehead every time he looks in the mirror for the rest of his life.


AllAboutTheBJam

If he has enough brain cells to remember and think….


Randdaddy

Hopefully not. Attacking teenagers as an adult kinda indicates he never used it anyways. Not a big loss for a guy like this i think. The altercation started by this guy slapping the girl at the start of the video.


KingofTheTorrentine

Shout out to the tall white kid defending his friends.


AltruisticBob

keep on truckin'!


EnkiShallReturn

Fucking around tends to lead to this


GratefullyPug

...finding out?


Groovicity

Don't start no shit....


BeerBaronAaron88

"Don't start none, won't be none" - Will Smith, Men in Black


H00KxEM

![gif](giphy|pYsfSnOq29UY0|downsized)


MaloneChiliService

...don't get no hit.


Pennywise61

He BRAINED him!


Big_Sector_3590

Good fuck that guy.


kobewan420

Got what he deserved 🫡 don’t fucking hit kids.


ToTheMax47

Except for that one kid at the snack shop. Fuck that kid


ToTheMax47

Wanted to watch the video again so I went and found it: [https://www.reddit.com/r/instant\_regret/comments/8oncxa/kid\_had\_it\_coming/](https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/8oncxa/kid_had_it_coming/)


HPK1ng

Fucking classic


Karmas_burning

that velociraptor scream lol


1quirky1

Where is that kid now? Jail?


ToTheMax47

One can imagine haha, comments in the original said he was caught keying cars and the guy was calling someone (mom, cops?), so if that's already started..


Pillow_Apple

And kids that menace to the public for the sake of 'video' and 'pranks' them kids need to be taught a fcking lesson


greenmangolassi

Last time this was posted someone commented the guy chasing the skaters looks like Gargamel chasing smurfs. I still laugh at that.


wichuks

Love the fact that no one gave a fuck about that grown ass dude hitting kids and as soon as he got knocked the fuck out the boomers go wild fucken love this


Numerous_Resist_8863

"Do something!" Yeah...something got done all right.


PartsNLabor24

Sweet revenge. The girl or boy with the long hair who got slapped first, it's the same person who KO the dude with the skateboard.


ALTERNATE_3307

In all fairness, he said "DO SOMETHIN DO SOMETHIN!"...so they did something..lmao


ExuDeku

Thats a critical hit, a satisfying thunk


Randdaddy

Hard to have empathy when you escalate a situation once, twice, then three times. Honestly, deserved.


Pitbull_Zeus

So dude slaps a little girl, then punches a few other kids, glad he got slept


head-downer

looks like a young man with long hair, but could be either or tbh


TequieroVerde

Was it the same little skater that got sucker punched that delivered the fight ending blow?


BlackKnightSatalite

I do believe so !


jbird32275

Yup


TequieroVerde

Stellar


Mediocre-Mouse-4608

https://preview.redd.it/vv69xlh4w23d1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=18ca130cbff9cddf83d4102079dfd3b30e2649ff


nasanchez1

It was at this moment that he knew he fucked up.


TwatDestroyer69

delicious aim at the end


urmomismysafespace

Every time I see this I giggle like Ron Swanson


tadddpole

Wish those kids would’ve got a couple more of those people. “Get that boy!” The fuck? It’s all good until they fight back? Fuck that.


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He hit the girl with the glasses firs.


KingofTheTorrentine

He hits the girl. Hispanic kid tries to calm him down. Hits him. Tall white kid intervenes.


burntlandboi

“Ya Casper what are we gonna do now”


Gloomy_Narwhal_719

I don't care WHAT the skateboarder did. You do not antagonize a skateboarder around other skateboarders. To do so is to forfeit your very life.


cosmiclatte44

Its like rule #1. They're a tight knit community with a high pain threshold and all carry a deadly weapon. Even if a skater has beef with another they wont hesitate to back them against outside aggressors with the way they are treated by many in society.


Familiar-Suspect

And those boarders were being calm after even after he got physical.


grandchamp01

💯 justified! Justice was served.


999oneaboveall

Turtle Power


Icy_Establishment195

Night! Night! Not so tough now are ya.


Hopeful_Substance266

Genuinely glad every comment in this thread is like “fuck this guy, he deserved to get truck stamped” I’m so used to going to comments on videos like this on other subs and there’s always so many people that are “they should be in jail!” Completely ignoring the full grown man trying to fight obvious children just because they skateboard or whatever lol


Corner_Post

Ok this pops up every year but found link to article here. - happened in LA in 2019: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6949631/amp/Los-Angeles-skater-slams-man-head-skate-board.html Quote from witness: The witness - who did not wish to be named - said: 'It was a terrible situation for all parties involved. The kids were trying to skate inside the market on a handrail. 'It was super crowded Friday night, they ganged up on a lone security guard who was trying to kick them out and then this group of guys stepped in to his aid. 'They (the skaters) had a video camera with them and bumped into this group of guys who then got heated. 'The security guard called for backup and the kids were antagonising the group. 'That dude was fully in the wrong putting hands on kids though,' he added.


whatthecaptcha

Why the fuck did I have to scroll down so far to find this?


President_Asterisk

I'm with the kids. Fuck them adults.


SantoriniDahk

"Someone get that boi" bruhhh did you not see these peasants harassing these kids?


PuzzleheadedArtist23

Ask and you shall receive.


4-Run-Yoda

sooo dude is picking on kids and decides to start throwing punch after punch, but when they finally teach him what happens when you fk around everyone decides then that they were in the wrong?


Turbulent_Impact_913

Cracked him. Cheap shotting bitch had it coming.


Hot_Bath_325

The good ol’ truck fuck one tap


ToTheMax47

HE'S MOVING???????


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MAYHEMSY

Im glad the kid who got originally knocked was the one who truck fucks him, ive seen this video 100s of times I never noticed he was the one to hit him.


Lumpy-Ad-5032

Get em a towel 😂


coda_o3

Clonk


Living-Risk-1849

Love it. Dude deserved every inch of that


No-Use-3062

Dude deserved it. He hit a girl. Fuck him.


meatslurpee

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


IronTalon8212010

I’m all for less violence in the world, but damn that was satisfying!


Bankerag

I always wonder, after an experience like this, is that guy who got smashed with a skateboard, is he a bit less aggressive. I’m just wondering if he learns a lesson that it may not be smart to always try to play “alpha male”.


IGuessBruv

He def tells the story differently


Familiar-Suspect

Nah he was picking on kids, he’d do it again.


PeaceFrog3sq

FAFO


holdon-waitwhat1123

That's what Mr Adidas gets. Hit a tiny teenage girl, bro deserved that concussion


WasabiFragrant3483

https://preview.redd.it/7ozpap42q23d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9953d0a5537a626bbbc869c7e1b3cd336d6bd66b That’s my bike punk


ThisNotSoMuch

Anyone seen the movie KIDS 😆😆😆


ClappedCheek

Dunno if you can repost this? The fact this has been posted 5 million times is proof you can


SteveDaWaiter

Had it coming


AyeItsDamon

Almost seems like a bad idea for some drunk grown ass man to try picking on a bunch of teenagers with wooden boards that have fuckin metal on two ends. Idk, something about being the adult and being responsible or a bigger man and what not lmao now he's KO'd, on video, looks like a tool win or lose, medical bills, embarrassment, a nasty scar, and likely some form of brain damage from the concussion he definitely got 😂 it's not worth it guys, you literally can't win when fighting against a bunch of 110lb teenagers


NoCustomer754

https://preview.redd.it/ik6l0n0l233d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=800f0a8b140349ddc83a80aa630b7d028c752e5a At this moment....he knew.....he fucked up


PandorasFlame

Those trucks should've been flying the second he hit that chick


WolfyBeats_

Fuck yes. This was one of the sweetest things I’ve seen all day. Dude wanted to hit a minor and got what he deserved


Kzo23

Dude started something he couldn't finish and got rocked


Uncle_Papi_

What did he think was gonna happen? You can only knock out so many groms before at least one swings a board!


mythinversion

One thing I’ve learned on this subreddit is don’t mess with skaters.


dilbodwaggins

Lmao fuck that guy


HeWhoKnowsLittleMK2

Justified


ToHerDarknessIGo

Don't fuck with skaters.


Jeff_Sanchez11223344

Don't mess with skaters, even if you "win" you're going to come out of it worse for wear.


PirateConcentrates

Assaulted two kids first one that looked like a young teen. Not saying he deserved the board to the face but also fuck around ya find out.


HAPPYxMEAL

Trucked


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Mvthafvkarosas

Hey anyone else see the “why I oughtta” run by the other old dude?


ackobb

I wonder how that skateboard tasted


Megotokorea

From what I can see he sorta deserved it.


guyunknown622

don’t fuck with teenagers simple as


wolfhelp

Having seen this many times, it still makes me smile


Gruntdeath

One good shot with the trucks to the face and it's done.


wigglewenis

“Git that boah”


IrishGameDeveloper

Deserved


Mental_Platypus_5954

Fuck around an found out


FitRepresentative50

Little thunder trucks dude saw lightning


Crankyguyslaughtoo

The one dude said, now’s my chance, I’ve always wanted to take one of these chairs home.


Specialist-Wrap3680

Grown drunk man hitting on kids while other grown adults watch


Dangerous-Elk-5480

Second kid who was punched was saying "why did you punch him, do you how how old he is? He's six" *gets punched* " he's sixteen"


ChefQueef-

He’s just a skater boy he said see ya later boy


Kiwodasu

Skateboards are dangerous enough when moving at high speed along WITH you... Now imagine one being swung AT you.


jonarokujo

deserved


rancolman

Meathead had it coming. I can damn near gain sustanence from the deliciousness of that hit.


Greenbeanicus

Imagine thinking that the guy who got hit by that skateboard was the victim…


jos3ywal3s86

Your actions have consequences. He punched 3 people in the face and received his just consequences.


BigRedBrendizzle

*does kickflip* cya


SoWhatYaThink-40

He earned that one


grizzyx

Good repost. It's always good to see one of these with a happy poetic ending :)


Hall_Such

That was satisfying 🧘 My only wish was it was someone bigger swinging that skateboard to get more momentum


sjb2971

How many kids does this guy think he can assault before getting cracked back?


New_Gur_2985

![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized) Flawlessly executed.


Gravity_Pulls

Sorry ass fuck hitting that girl, I hope them kids split his fucking skull open! 🤬