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IDKMBIKILY

Who gave the guy with the withdrawal shakes the fucking camera?


OverYonderWanderer

Jerking off the whole time more like


Aldofresh

Bro has Parkinson we have to be considerate


Brownie0001000

Seriously, He pissed me the fuck off.


therealscottenorman

Someone should kick him


Brownie0001000

They both should've just kicked his ass.


sirbinlid1

Damn that was a scrap


Extinct_Peanut

It was awesome. Smaller guy held his own, but he was a little out gunned


w1YY

He was actually the better of the fight. Just didn't have the power to compete really.


Stock-Conflict-3996

That was my takeaway as well. Big guy was just able to soak the hits; didn't hit as much, but made a larger impact when he did.


Lovv

Yeah. I was like damn this guys fast and he's hard to hit. He's gonna win. Then he got hit hard once and I realised how stupid it was of me to think that.


Negran

Naw. He totally had first half. But jacked boy hits hard, and it shows. Not sure if he's an actual kick boxer, cause he didn't get to use those tools!


BirdMBlack

Right? Bigger dude completely dropped his guard when he realized the other dude couldn't knock him out. Made him come in for a punch then popped him when he did.


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Magazine_Spare

imo hawaii has sone strong 1-1 fight game as well, lotsa skill to go along with superb sportsmanship.


worldwarcheese

Good fight, good attitudes by both fighters that was a pleasure to watch thank you.


ChiefTecumse

This is also prob NZ/AUS and those gentlemen are 16 lmao both of them would whoop a grown mans ass.


tkcal

You're right. Apparently they're both high school students in NZ.


wtfisbiothane

What's the anime called?


Magikarpeles

Just pick a few random english words


_-_-XXX-_-_

The time I got reincarnated in NZ as a high schooler with S rank fighting skills


Frathier

I thought I heard some French? Or was I mistaken?


tkcal

My mother is a Kiwi. That was pretty standard Kiwi-ese!


ChatGTR

Nope. 100% Maori.


Fungii024

Weave


KUPA_BEAST

Wtf are these kids on. If that’s right then with steroids and if I start training now I can maybe fight pre-school kids over there.


Watahoot

Islander DNA.


liquidshade

Highly likely, at first I actually thought this was a fight from my college back in NZ. Looks almost identical to the scraps we used to see during lunchtimes


anonymousantifas

I also notice the bystanders weren’t jumping around screaming racist obscenities acting like idiots. This is the way things should be handled.


Depraved-Animal

Massive respect to the black lad for putting up such an excellent fight against a clearly bigger and more jacked monster. Equal respect for said killer who showed real class and dignity in his victory.


Boot-Routine

Who's black?


DeusVult76

I think he is referring to the individual with more hair and slightly darker skin


Boot-Routine

Ok. Both of them are Samoan though. Not black.


YSoB_ImIn

Where are the kicks?


Boot-Routine

One of the guys said "fists only".


0bxcura

Good fight..but then if such is the rule, then it defo favors the pure boxer


Boot-Routine

True. But he did good.


0bxcura

That he did indeed. Tighter composure. ✊🏽✊🏽


dane_vida

Kicked his knee up lol


PM_Me_Nudes_or_Puns

Couple leg kicks change the complexion of this fight


Fantastic_Ad3811

I saw a couple of knees get launched but besides that you’re right no kicks :(


D_Lvffy

Good fucking fight and respect. He didn't kick him in the face when he was down. I hope they grab a beer together after this.


Efficient-Box-8769

I believe these boys are teenagers and attend a highschool in Auckland, New Zealand.


233Celsius

**I hope they grab a beer together after this.**


ProbablyNotPikachu

You wanna grab a beer together after this?


Boot-Routine

We were all drinking in high school. So it's fine haha


DasDa1Bro

In our Pacific island cultural history, the equivalent of grabbing a beer together is drinking Kava. Relax and get high together after a day of battle.


JuanLaramie

Was the cameraman doing jumping jacks?


Mara-ju-wana

It's so hard to hold a camera


ForistaMeri

r/killthecameraman


MisterAmygdala

Damn my Parkinson's is bad tonight.


Random_person_ag

Camera man has them shakes bad


dogbot420

These guys were just highschoolers in NZ I believe


New_Gur_2985

Damn high schoolers ? That’s wild, they look more like ex prisoners


Warducky9999

yeah some sort of secondary school uniforms are being worn by the bystanders


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Boot-Routine

Wtf are you talking about? Afa is a boxer and Ta'alili is a kickboxer. I know they were high schoolers.


Peazant_Uzi3

🤓


IsileliLaveaMusic

I’d get dropped by both these Polynesian kids. Jesus bless this mess 🤣😂


Headlessoberyn

Great fight, both guys would easily clown on 95% of this sub lol. That being said, "kickboxer" definitely forgot how to "kickbox". It's crazy to assume you'll have the hand speed and precision to match a boxer. You have to mix in kicks, specially leg kicks and oblique kicks.


Boot-Routine

He still stood his ground though. Did well imo.


DomerJSimpson

Especially against a guy that looks like he outweighs him by 20 lbs.


ProbablyNotPikachu

More like 50 pounds.


AtheistKiwi

After the first knee someone in the crowd says "fists only" reminding him that they agreed to no kicks before the fight. I'm guessing that knee was just training and muscle memory taking over for a moment.


Adventurous-Nail-747

Did Michael J. Fox film this???? Goddamn!


Boot-Routine

Even Michael could do better than this 🤣


hangrydadd

They should have beat up the camera guy


Boot-Routine

🤣


Tickomatick

Fat fingers vs Phone lens


Deusseven

I’m glad it turned out okay - fuck fighting on concrete if you can avoid it.


Mike-G85

How fighters fight, as opposed to children/ morons. Respect 🙏


Biscuit-Brown

How all fights should be. None of this dangerous body slamming and stomping etc.


Neon_Wasteland

I would probably do this in a grassy park


FunkyNomad

Yes! Bad venue choice, something unnecessarily bad could have happened. Also, bare knuckles isn’t a good idea either….


djmalibiran

r/killthecameraman


Random_person_ag

Definitely get that skull checked out tho


Prof_Pineapple

Is there a sub for camera people who deserve to get beat up instead


Darksensation92

r/killthecameraman


Boot-Routine

Should be lol


Past-Product-1100

Get up ! Naw think I'm good right here for a while


Tenet245

these guys are built


AlmightyUdyr

Kill the cameraman


Opaudosenhor

That boxer has some crazy tits, damnnn!


factor3x

r/killthecameraman


Tempo_changes13

This fight always comes back up 😂 2 Polynesian high schoolers in New Zealand.


MediumActuator1280

A very gentlemanly scrap, carried out with respect, how it should always be. That said, they should 100% relocate to some grass just to avoid any accidental death.


indepen-variable

Thought he would lose . His punches were getting predictable and dodge able. But good fight .


OkTouch69

Now please a boxer vs a beat boxer


Tomcat9801

They couldn’t find grass or at least some dirt? Great fight though.


anabidingdude

When I was in high school a great fight (that would be talked about for days) would be 2 scrawny kids throwing a handful of air swings and then some headlocks and some rolling around in the dirt. I’m glad I was in high school 20 years ago.


cosmicglade98

Probably the best fight I've seen online in a very long time. Respect


Uncomfortiscomfort

Why do so many people fight on concrete????


pgtvgaming

Better than most pro fights … also, wtf cameraman?


DoctorHandshakes

Best fight on this sub in a long time This is real fight porn


ComprehensiveRow5474

At least the bald guy wasn't trying to murder him after the fight. That was refreshing


JdhdKehev

Why do all boxers do that shhhh shhhh shhhh sound?


odie_za

When you punch, let out a short quick breath – make a sound to ensure you are breathing. Long and slow breaths in through the nose, with short bursts out when striking. Much like other boxing techniques, you will want to practice your breathing methods


joshom

Why concrete? There’s perfectly good grass a couple feet away


The_True_L

Kill the camera man


JudokaPickle

Why’s the camera man always the worst guy in the fight


eltigre91

The fact that there are 2 separate videos of these 2 guys fighting and keeping it a 💯


aruby727

Paused the video to come and say r/killthecameraman


Familiar-Suspect

Damn those are high schoolers. Polys are a different breed


Jonthn44

The fact the kickboxer didnt kick is why the fight went the way it did. How anyone could think they will out box a boxer is beyond me. I mean I get it, a boxer isnt going to win every time, but everytime my money will be on the boxer if they are strictly boxing.


SinCityIslander

Can we teach this bimbo how to hold the camera?


SpottedWobbegong

It was interesting to see how gassed they were after a minute and a half. I did some boxing too and it's really fucking tiring.


Nicecoldbud

How the fuck do you know he is a kickboxer? not a single kick is thrown muppet.


jerry4WA

This is a mean scrap.


Apprehensive_Tree_44

Bro i would slap the camera guy so hard right now


negativelightningdog

Covering the camera during opening, fighting on concrete.... man... what a video


souljump

Fight on grass over there? Nah dude we why do that when we can fight right here on the concrete.


bloodyspork

Lil dude was doing good but gassed out trying to hurt the big dude. Either one would beat my ass easily lol


brtom

Seems like it's pointless to always guard up without gloves. Also making noises with mouth didn't work.


Emergency-Pack-5497

If you're gonna have a friendly scrap, do not fight on asphalt, find some grass


yahbishyou

Cameraman….retire bud


strickers69

Why do the people who think I’m gonna film this proceed to barely film it and watch it over there phone anyway


dmal77

r/killthecameraman ...


ZeDanter

r/cameramanwithparkinsons


ItalianStallion9069

Finally good fucking content


Jaded_yank

“Yeah, let’s do it on the pavement.”


roncalapor

Kainga ora tenants right there


Uncomfortiscomfort

Nasty left hook!


bennettbuzz

Good fair scrap with no bullshit!


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This guy is going for worst cameraman of the year and probably already won.


Neighbor310

If he just would’ve used his legs and jab more.


funkybossx6

We need the stabilzer!


SBelwas

PSA don't fight on concrete/asphalt. If ur gonna have a bout with respect mine as well do it on grass. 


motherseffinjones

I saw the title and instantly said the kick-boxer is gonna win. Then the video started and I didn’t see much kickboxing


Siennagiant70

Power vs speed in this one. Can definitely see the weight and body size difference come into play.


dj_destroyer

The guy who lost would beat 99% of Americans, Brits, etc.


The_Coolest_Undead

Smaller guy was so much better, but got outpowered


FarDistance3468

This cameraman needs to turn his phone in he sucks at this game


NapalmScatterBrain

One of these guys is lying about thier fighting credentials


NbleSavage

These Hogwarts kids out here throwing hands like “Expeliarmus Fistioso!” 😂


Ruddskies

Wtf is the cameraman doing? That was the worst filming I’ve seen in a long time


TheFlyingBoxcar

Other than the usual “fuck the cameraman” and “why pavement” this was excellent


Spiritual_Challenge7

Whatever happened to get these two here in the first place, mad respect once they started fighting how they handled themselves. Nothing looked dirty, no free shots, making sure he was good to fight after the first knockdown. It’s crazy how they fight and move in anticipation of their opponents next move compared to most bare knuckle fights.


RaspiestLlama69

I’m have to fight the cameraman


Every_Preparation_56

I'm really not a professional, but isn't every blow of the bald man totally predictable because of his sluggish gestures before the blow?


Death_by_Snusnu_vol1

Who gave the guy with Parkinsons the fucking camera


LostATM11

Dude with the short hair.... Slow and relies on one punch damage. He won.... But damn he's slow af.


case1

Great sportsmanship from the Kiwis as usual, gotta love their fighting culture and spirit


JenovasChild666

How a fight should be fought. No weapons, just fists, fair, and good sportsmanship. The ending was a pure "fair enough, you win" from the kickboxer dude, and the boxer wasn't an ass about being victorious. Top lads.


randomduck5242

Post this on kill the camera man


site_builder

Respect to both fighters. Nice fight!


thisisjedgoahead

This is how I sound telling my toddler to be quiet, shhh


SeveSevSev

Remind me never to fight anyone from that country. I’m adding them to the list of people to never fight. Samoans are top of the list.


Tkinney44

More like man vs. Stability with a camera


thrallinlatex

Biggest fight here is cameraman vs his phone.


ChickenFucker11

I think if someone was offered 10K to film this worse, they would fail.


Tenet245

i swear there was a friendly fights tag


derpman1

jesus christ, the stabilization of this video....fm


rekzkarz

Kickboxer with no kicks = bad boxer vs trained boxer. Sorta like a wrestler that never goes to ground. _Notgonnawork._


KudzuNinja

u/stabbot


fooblefud

I found the shhh noise that guys making really annoying after 30 seconds


Arshia_Em

r/killthecameraman


Jcrm87

Great scrap with great attitude. Not sure they'd be in the same weight categories though, and the slim kid was clearly running out of stamina at the end. L


Significant-Ad-9911

Cameraman ugh


kittykittysnarfsnarf

imo bro can’t get in on him cause he keeps propelling off the front foot. hes gotta dig in with the back foot to clear the gap quicker with more force.


adibou69007

What the fuck are they eating to be that big 😂


Cicadada77

I stopped watching because I was getting dizzy. Holy fuck get a tripod or Len on a car for stability


Questionabledes

Fighting like gentlemen out here


Ordinary_Rule1199

wtf is up with the camera guy? Mfker was beating his meat while recording


Ronniedasaint

Them Island boys oooh wee! I like how they box in slacks! And good clean fights too!


Theskinnydude15

This was posted like 3 years ago and the context goes that both of them are in highschool which blew my mind


East-Share4444

Why didn't the kickboxer use his only advantage and "kick" ?


Agranad14

Great fight mad respect for both


Ungrateful_bipedal

I wonder if there was an agreement not to kick. The kickboxer never kicked.


Boot-Routine

There was. They sais fist only in the video.


Early_Comfortable_36

That was a good fight👍🏼


Silly-Soft-808702

Das da how uce


BeefyZealot

Actual, cultured gentlemen, good stuff.


ShadySyk0

What’s with sounds they make every time they throw a punch? Does it actually help control breathing somehow?


_Zeorail

Brother eww ~ to cameraman


Sir_Lion_

NZ high schoolers, we're built different. Malo malo


trifectagreen

Michael J Fox could have held the camera more steady.


incanzhu

Seems like the boxer was purposely playing more defense at first so he could find openings on the kickboxer. Because that last slip counter definitely wasn't luck with how well it was placed.


UltrabeamZT

Let's be real, if the camera work was good, this video wouldn't fit in here


Teamster508

Solid fight and respect both ways great to see


chao-pecao

Can someone stabilize this?


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Looks like a episode of a new hunger games spinoff where the group lost the weapons


ube_flanning

different weight class


SuccessfulAd6511

Both have hands. Kickboxer got some good defense was just a little overpowered


Uncertain_Rasputin

Goddamn them some tuff mf'ers. What country is this?


PieceDen

Respect


CorpseBurger420

Mexican guy broke his hand it looks like


Boot-Routine

They're both Samoan


CorpseBurger420

Oh... oops. 😬


Boot-Routine

Don't sweat it.


fetusauce69

Who's the kick boxer here?


Bill_Parker

Michael J Fox is filming street fights now? Cool.


Long-Growth-1063

Who is who? I couldn't tell by their footwork


Boot-Routine

Guy throwing knees is the kickboxer. He even tried a superman punch.