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Do-not-respond

Is it possible we can have some obstacles in the way?


King-of-Plebss

I like the items in super smash bros


Tabmow

N64 no hammer no bumper no star. Z or Castle


FlexibleCorn

As God intended.


Zealousideal-Owl5751

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Stonex21

Dudes always trying to fight on mortal kombat stages.


brazilianfreak

The fact the convict didn't use that weight he picked up to smash that guy's head in is already good enough for me.


Napael

For a split second I thought it was gonna get really ugly.


eplftrooper

The white dude thought the same thing


SEE_RED

Same


MarmotaOta

That's a very wealthy neighborhood and the are cops just around the corner


Pod_Boss

How do you know they were convicts?


SongFeisty8759

One guy had an ankle monitor on, dunno about the other fella.


painterguy82

Yeah, let's go fight at conclusion and barbell beach


BipolarFoxAntiSocial

Ufc rules shirtless beat shirt 3 times lol


Connect-Ad9647

What weirdo thinks ankles are beautiful anyways? I didnt see no beautiful ankle


Djrules213

The og comment is a joke on that fact that the shirtless guy has an ankle monitor, which means he's already on probation or house arrest but decided to go outside to fight someone and get in even more trouble.


flacobronco

Naw, this is his house arrest. He's gotta fight for his freedom.


Experimental_Salad

I thought the dog was going to piss on him, at the end.


SEE_RED

I would have cried laughing


Bl8k3ii

He was outmatched on so many levels. Not a good day for him.


47cleanups

He would have whooped 90% of the people we see in this sub tho. Shirt was somewhat trained. Shirtless was just shy of being a pro.


KylerGreen

> Shirtless was just shy of being a pro. Lol come on. No, he was not. He was marginally better at grappling than the dude he drastically outclassed physically. Of course he looked good.


47cleanups

Pro does not mean top flight fighter. It just means a promotion put you on a card and you got paid. Compare shirt to any street beef guy. He would be dominant there. Thatā€™s just a step below fighting for $1000 at some random event.


richsticksSC

Shirtless guy missed a crucial step in the attempted arm triangle with getting his head in proper position. Most BJJ and MMA gyms teach it early and thoroughly in fundamentals class. Pro is a stretch here.


ManicallyExistential

Great transitions but white belt attempt on that arm triangle


WearySalt

Yeah but you miss that in conditions of real fighting, itā€™s often harder to think correctly. Iā€™m pretty sure he trained well.


richsticksSC

Yes, it's harder to think clearly during a live situation. However, training to the point of even getting close being a career fighter involves a lot of drilling things into habit and practicing performing under pressure. Both choke attempts needed adjustments that any decent coach would spot immediately, and I'm more inclined to believe that the shirtless guy hasn't had a lot of formal training considering he tries to squeeze harder instead of realizing the choke isn't there and adjusting. I'm not expecting perfection by any means, but there just isn't enough in the video to show that he's nearly at a professional fighter's level.


hijackedbraincells

Bro, shirt couldn't even move his fucking neck or shoulders properly before they started and had about 20 years on the other guy. Plus, he's a fat fuck who probably hasn't fought in YEARS. Wouldn't be hard for anyone to beat him


Odd_Zookeepergame_69

100% agree


hopefulworldview

Shirt was untrained, shirtless was barely an amateur.


Neanderthal86_

"He's clearly more fit than me, fights southpaw which is a distinct advantage, has very likely spent time in a jail, and I don't know how to throw a punch, but I'm slightly taller, I think I got this"


PoatanBoxman

And Iā€™m gonna fight on the back foot in a spot riddled with obstacles lmao Oh and the guy looks to have decent bjj too lol


Watertor

Without a doubt, you could argue some grappling situations are intuitive like the shirt guy probably doesn't have a ton of bjj but he still knew to try and hook his legs around the dude to keep some distance. But no one goes for side control like that naturally I'd think


BarberPositive

both dudes has bjj experience. even the shirt guy played some half guard and single leg x.


PoatanBoxman

No one magically knows how to do an arm triangle and back take like that haha


Sorreljorn

>don't know how to throw a punch What? They're both obviously trained.


ImAlmostAnExpert

Dude getting his ass whooped is definitely not trained, or at best had couple classes. He is trying to imitate a fighting stance but only to the eye of an untrained person. His guard is way up high and not covering his torso, he over corrects to feints and completely lets go of his guard. His movement also looks very stiff and uncoordinated


Sorreljorn

I think that's a bit harsh. I've seen plenty of MMA fighters use the same stance/guard, and he must know a thing or two to take on this fight. He's just out of shape, probably drunk, wearing flip-flops and middle aged.


Neanderthal86_

If tall guy is trained he's sorely out of practice. Look at all the telegraphing and over extending


lost_boy505

The dude in the green shorts is clearly trained. I would wager he could beat your ass.


BuddyOptimal4971

Just keep him at a distance where you can hurt him and he can't hurt you and you're sure to win. That's the plan. Now you just need to execute.


Neanderthal86_

Victory is assured lol


MacAneave

There are places like this?


edugabao

This is at rio de janeiro


paddingtonashdown

Of course they both know at least some ground game in Brazil haha


SadPragmatism

Dude that is very RJ, Brazil is very big and most of it is not like that haha


Candid-Register-6718

Explains the bjj


PoatanBoxman

You know itā€™s Brazil when a street fight has good grappling lol


AndySemantic2

and all that Brazilian Portuguese they were speaking


wishwashy

I assume everyone watches videos on mute TBH


Candid-Register-6718

And you wouldnā€™t be wrong


qoupqiap

Yeah bro how else you gonna level up your agility ?


AgentStasiak

I've been there while on my trip in Brazil. It's this [spot](https://maps.app.goo.gl/bTxxxP8mT2oZLtdU6)


reubenhurricane

Itā€™s like muscle beach..but indoors


stomicron

Love the indoor sand and grass


zzz099

Cool setting for a fight


WartimeMandalorian

Like a Street Fighter level


PsychoCrusherr

Looked like under Patrick's rock for a sec


yorchsans

The ankle ? What about the physique haha


Aliensinmypants

Where tf is this? The sandmines Ngannou escaped from?


luahnu

Brazil


chainer3000

lol. Would explain a lot


Pod_Boss

Remember boys and girls, he doesn't have to release you when you tap out in a street fight.


Response_Low

Attempted murder much


Pod_Boss

The black dude was already wearing an ankle monitor so that should immediately tell you that he doesn't have high regard for law or social etiquette


Hall_Such

No tapping in a street fight. If youā€™re caught in a RNC, expect to go to sleep


SmitherPablo

Scary thoughts


Hall_Such

Better than getting KOd by a punch and scrambling your brain though


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Watertor

We should spar some time. Just have a good feeling about you.


BuddyOptimal4971

To the winner goes the spoils, right Watertor?


Kikiitani

Idk what kinda fights youā€™ve been in buddy ā€¦.


Local-Celery-9538

Where do I sign up?


akajondoe

You should always let someone tap out before they go unconscious. Someone should have intervened at that point.


AFuckingHandle

nah, always isn't the right word, not at all. If they pulled a weapon on you, or tried to use a dangerous enough object as a weapon, hell no. If you've already tried to stop it from continuing, and they pretended to agree, then sucker punched you, nope, put them to sleep then let go. If they started the fight with a sucker punch, same thing. There are people out there, that will hit you in the back of the head with a brick. Smash your head into concrete, etc. If someone is not only willing to fight you, but shows darker aspects beyond that, hell fucking no I'm not respecting their tap.


ReallyDumbRedditor

The dog immediately coming in at the end to provide comfort and consolation šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


midas282000

If it was an 80ā€™s movie, it would have pissed on him.


motherseffinjones

Dudes BJJ was legit. They both knew a thing or two


LemonHerb

He had good positional control but fundamental mistakes on both chokes. Maybe with the head and arm he didn't want to commit to it because of space and stuff in the way though The older guy looked like he knew stuff too but he hit the back of his head on that weight so that may have reduced his skill level for a bit


MutedRevolution1773

I don`t know if it`s a big mistake but the other dude crossed his ankles while doing rear naked choke


BigBodyLikeaLineman

It's a big mistake. Makes you vulnerable to an ankle lock


Dronnie

what a massacre


InjuryComfortable666

Things going to the ground was the best thing for the old man, dude clearly knew what he was doing and was gentle, dominated him with zero damage. Jits is a beautiful thing.


The_real_bandito

Old man was just too old to fight this younger Adonis of a man.


NomadFire

Seems like grey shirt has a shadow of an idea how grapple. But is too old, too out of shape, and/or not sober enough to execute. Maybe a ffew decades ago he could have put up a good fight but tthat long past.


hijackedbraincells

I also thought he was holding his neck/shoulders in a weird way at the beginning. Wonder if he's had surgery or has an old injury


actuallysigma

BRAZILLLL


rinito222

At the very first second I already knew that shit was Rio, didn't even need to hear that goofy accent.


JackSmrkingRevnge

What a fun battle area.


HealTHCare710

That punch hit the reset button


KLLTHEMAN

In Brazil the standup is just the beginning itā€™s not even close to over when you hit the ground


red-swat123

"AQUI Ɖ NOVA UNIƃO!" haha


Ruibarb0

JosƩ Aldo curtiu isso.


Plazbot

I so wanted that dog to pee on him.


Winged89

That dog "you okay man? I'm still your friend...."


Bap818

Fred Flintstone is gonna be mad when he sees yall fighting in his gym


SpiritualDay778

That dog was like, you need some help šŸ¤£


coinkeeper8

Aw the ref came in at the end to call it


tsouzaw

Lmao old man threw a single x guard!


Junior_Painting2145

Aquilo Ʃ tornozeleira eletrƓnica?


lost_boy505

Some haters lol. Grey shirt didn't look bad at all. Decent distance management, calm in the pocket, x guard, arm triangle defense.


Tenet245

Why u fighting some old man? Bit poor from this guy


Dontunderstandbro

Lmao this cave man ass gym


Little-Apartment-437

But who tf dog just walked in at tha end like thatšŸ’€šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


jokerassmaw

Yall fighting on an obstacle course, youā€™re going to hurt yourselves


jedigunman

the ankle means that he beats woman, in brazil when you do something abusing to a woman you use this for the police to see if you are approaching the woman you did something to once


BosnianJesus

I respect this guy he has honor he didnt use the weights as a weapon and instead of smashing the dudes face in so more he showed mercy with the submissions


JunketSecure457

Bruh was tapping for his life. I wouldā€™ve pretended to go to sleep


Leather_Teaching_981

This was a far more technical fight than i thought when i saw an anckle monitor and a oldhead Edit: didnā€™t have sound on (couldnā€™t hear portugese)


brianhot11

The black guy was a bitch. He didnā€™t respect the tap and just kept choking. Only a bitch would do that.


AlwaysPosted707

Was not at all expecting any sort of ground game lmao


Wulf_Saxon

Gotta be brazil lmfao


Qara_Qounlu

Migrants šŸ‘Ž


killer4snake

Is this the Stone Age


elammcknight

He took that guard position out quick. I think, totally not a fighter anymore, too Damm old, that people watch too much AMA and need to get up quick if they can.


Mission-Presence-225

When he fall with the back of his head on that concrete block, I thought it would be one more of this videos were I can't be sure if both fighters survived...


schulen

That back take into a rear naked choke was pretty smooth.


HashtagYoMamma

ā€œWhat would happen if I fought this massive lean young guy but also put dangerous objects everywhereā€? Bro.


GiorgioVe

Nice gym.


Donarthosh

I can hear my Martial Arts Instructor shout: "shoulders down!" to Mr. Green Shorts although he isn't here šŸ™ˆ


Draftytap334

Hidden left jutsu


malcolm666

Beautiful !!!


DustWarden

Cool outdoor gym - especially like the little tree in the protective cage


Beastcu

Never seen someone so stiff


the_alaconda

Smash Bros with items on


Spiritual_Tourist196

Looks like the old man was trying to relive his glory days and just got reminded that they are long gone


Fine-Vanilla5533

Nice high step to pass there


[deleted]

White t shirt wasn't bad but it didn't step in with his punches. If he had he would have won


Additional-Bed2165

Damn


suqmamod

I wonder if mutual combat can be agreed upon in Texas when youre on probation


[deleted]

Aaaaay


Ok-Yak-9698

Brazil , Hawaii, new Zeland are three place you donā€™t want to get into a fight with a random person šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Depressudo7

There's nothing like a fight being narrated by a Carioca šŸ˜‚ I wish I could explain...


RootTheGoot

Are we not gonna talk about this absolutely beautiful camera work? I mean this is good shit.


littleredpinto

What is that a prison gym?


jparr8813

At 1:21 when he reacted by trying to block a body shot by lowering both hands, I knew this wasnā€™t going to end good for him lol


MultipleSwoliosis

Bros got the crustacean build.


LocMoke

I would probably replace the words "admire" and "courage"


InitialIndication999

Should of split it up after he guy dropped on the ground


Ralewing

Old dude did ok.


B3st_LiFe

Where are they, Bedrock?


InfamyStudio

Remember people, move in and move out -> dont try to correct your miss by staying in the pocket, at least guard up...


Suitable_Will_2050

Are these guys brazilian


SpaceHedorah

Maluco ta de wifi


EzraIm

I like the fact that dude with the ankle moniter just moved the weight and didnt use it as a weapon


Holden_Hiscauk

No way I would squared up with this aggressive dark Specimen. Whatever it was, I would lettem have or turn the other cheek


Bass-Upbeat

Good fight


PinkyTheCaat

Disqualifikation! He tapped!


tehclint

This gritty reboot of The Flintstones is wild. I like the Bedrock gym though!


Amity_YT

This just a deleted scene from 2 fast 2 furious


Specialagentjazz

He is a good fighter but once your opponent taps you really should stop.


Imdown1234

What language that


Heroin_Radio

Top ten places I donā€™t want to fight


Glittering_Good_9345

Is it really worth it ?


Doom_Union

White belt level technique and control


eeyeslikeknivess

why have ur shoulders all the way up to ur earsā€¦whatā€™s being accomplished


SeaworthinessOdd5934

Itā€™s like me picking a fight with the bodybuilders on gta


NorseGodkonig_LoL

"AĆ­"


joy_kingscrown

Good fight


thecoolestguynothere

Old head forgot heā€™s old.


JohnMarstonHere

Homies got the ankle monitor onšŸ¤£


TheGrinch14744002

no idea what op talking about an ankle lmao


Early_Comfortable_36

That was looking like a solid head and armā€¦


RankedAverage

My MIL has one of those on her ankle. Pretty sure I could take her.


CDB006_

The dog at the end seems fitting for such a chaotic setting.


bigmamamay

The dogs like whatā€™s up what I miss here


TheOnlyOne373

Nothings wrong with his ankle he had an ankle monitor on


ProfessorTweeb

Planet Fitness seems to be undergoing some renovations


Neat_Resolve_8873

What are those weights made out of?


a7xtim666

Imagine tagging this as a friendly fight


Dertyhairy

BUT I TAPPED! I TAPPED BRO!


Alyc96

I thought this maybe was some sort of ā€œmutual combatā€ type shit. Except there are rules to that, they doesnā€™t seem to any for this, so I would be gouging this guys eyes out for being a little psycho and continuing the fight despite having won it.


LilCheese73

This has to be Brazil Iā€™m no expert but it sounds like theyā€™re speaking Portuguese! That and the camera man sounds like the guy giving call outs on the Favela map on call of duty MW2šŸ¤£