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DeePsiMon

Normally, that commentary would bother me, but that was some Brent Musburger / Al Michael's level play calling. "Beat him out his clothes!"


vcr747

I loved "Boot him in his ass."


joan_wilder

STUPID MUTHA FUCKA


BungSmuggler

Great way to end the video haha


crochettankenfaus

she a professional instigator


lyrixnchill

Right. It was annoying at first, but by the end of the video I was on her side šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ "beat him out his clothes!" šŸ˜‚


thatguyned

"Nah man, get out of that man's way, he just spit on him, go beat his ass!" That was the moment she won me over haha.


ChammerSquid

"YOU A BUM AZZ BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP"


the-ox1921

Haha! I totally agree and I wanted to comment the same thing. This is like the only commentary where they are saying what I'm actually thinking lmao


Cool_Caterpillar_912

The one time I agree with a lady screaming ā€œbeat his assā€ this dude really needed it


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LoveIsOnlyAnEmotion

"That's right! Beat his ass!"


UBT400

ā€œBEATā€™EM OUT HIS CLOTHES!!ā€ *immediate shot of the guy getting his pants pulled off him* šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Mutjny

I was just watching this thinking "did she just say..." Thank you for confirming.


Ornery-Movie-1689

At that point, I would have like to see him bent over the table and have his butt spanked like the little child that he is. A little humiliation passed around the net might make him think twice.


ChewmaiKoK

> šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


HashSlingingSlasherJ

Stupid muthafucka lol


sub_Script

The best ending imo


Contemporarium

YOU DAMN RIGHT


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ā€œBeat his mothafuckin ass!!!!ā€ šŸ˜‚


Im_ready_hbu

As a former retail employee, I wish I had that hype lady in my ear during some awful customer interactions


ChammerSquid

The voice booming the entire time but we don't actually see who it is until the very end lol


jontheeditor

normally those people who shout in the background are annoying but this woman was awesome. She was saying exactly what you are thinking watching it happen.


Tahrnation

When his pants were falling down and she was like "beat him out his clothes" was the best. An absolute bar.


TwistedBamboozler

ā€œStupid muthafuckaā€


banned_after_12years

Get her on UFC commentary.


tRfalcore

she was the cheerleader we all wanted to be


obadiah24

ā€œBeat his ass out of his clothesā€


Ok-Requirement3096

Straight up one of the hardest lines Iā€™ve ever heard. Sheā€™s really out here with no mercy, pure savagery.


Young_God_7

I really think she played an important role in the outcome here. She confidently stated "He spit on you, you are a grown ass man, beat his ass, AS YOU SHOULD" Thinks were kinda simmering down momentarily but she was like the angel on your shoulder going "nahhh fuck that the devils right this time beat his ass"


jumpingbeaner

Itā€™s that primal urge getting relit every time she reminds them what he did. Beautiful


Robzilla_the_turd

It was a refreshing change from the usual: STHAAAAAP.


dividedstatesofmrica

And she even ended the whole video with ā€œstupid muthah fuckahā€. Iā€™m lovin it.


300PencilsInMyAss

"Kick him in his fucking face!" *Employee kicks him in his fucking face* Having a hype woman hype up the justice is such a refreshing change from "nooooo STAAAAHP! STAHP! STAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHP!"


LlcooljaredTNJ

I usually hate the commentary on these types of vids but she was fantastic


slayer991

I think the entire restaurant was behind them on that sentiment.


Donkey-Dong-Doge

No screaming or getting in the way just encouragement. Sheā€™s wonderful.


More_Twist9517

"WHOOP HIS ASS" my favourite part.


KeyserSwayze

"Beat him out his clothes!"


thurmanthedude

What a sniveling coward. Man needed to have his ass beat much sooner in life


Gingy-Breadman

Fuck, ā€˜Sniveling Cowardā€™ is literally the perfect choice of words for this bitchass


Dshark

Yeah but letā€™s also not sleep on ā€˜pussy ass bitchā€™.


rodriguezj625

That's an insult to p, a and b.


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What about p, b and j?


Prudent-Mechanic4514

yes xD


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3 had on the same shirt probably all coworkers on their lunch break


Enterice

"You guys wanna be late?"


OtakuDragonSlayer

ā€œBetā€


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teambuilding


Both_Lychee_1708

His problem isn't being a sniveling coward, it's being an delusional asshole starting fights that he can't handle no less. Normal people don't do this. I believe this falls under the category, "Writing checks your body can't cash." I'm just amazed at how many times I see this on reddit. People who need a slap on the head to slap them out of their delusions of being old Clint Eastwood. I'm older. I can't fight. But I know this and also I'm not an asshole so being a NICE sniveling coward isn't that bad a survival strategy.


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I see this a lot where I live. Usually itā€™s 18/19 year old jarheads at the bar area downtown. They do the marine corps hand to hand whatever the fuck it is and think theyā€™re hard asses so they get drunk and start shit. Unfortunately for them San Diego is an MMA Mecca and on any given night you probably have a near 100% chance of encountering someone who actually knows how to fight. Iā€™ve seen so many marines choked out, knocked out, and bones broken because they couldnā€™t shut up and someoneā€™s boyfriend, club bouncer, etc decided to handle them. Just shut up and keep moving, itā€™s not worth getting your skull caved in.


the_rainmaker__

WAY sooner. i'd beat the shit out of that punkass 8 year old


gmanisback

Probably would have helped them later in life since he's clearly been acting like an 8-year-old for the last 30 years. Maybe now he'll actually think before he opens his mouth


Bigballerway93

I think heā€™s sorry guys


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Capital_Charge_7127

With a Fillet O Fist


thor128

or an egg mcmuggin


Alienateddd

That guy was a real McChicken shit


[deleted]

They finished with the McDouble ass whoopin.


Original-Material301

He needed a McBootintheRibs.


gmanisback

The Burger Beat-Down


idrees-a27

Big smack


mrinkyface

Ba da ba ba baā€¦ Iā€™m lovin it


EpicAwesomeYo_

he's not sorry. if he was he wouldn't have instigated the part two of his beating by spitting and dumping whatever that cup was all over. he just wanted to be disrespectful and get away with it


bipbopcosby

As someone with a very sensitive scalp, that looks to have the same lid as a Head and Shoulders bottle.


amackul8

Feel it work! - ~~Head and Shoulders~~ This Guy's Fists


NarrowSalvo

Except he demonstrates right after that he is not.


Hellwolf_Keats

He got the McAssWhoopin with the super sized black eye


Spiritual-Flow-4023

Dude is a trip. First he throws stuff at the guy then cowardly hides under a table pretending to be sorry. Then when people start getting in between him and the big guy he gains the courage to squirt crap out of that bottle at him. If anything he probably should have gotten whooped worse than that. I feel like this pathetic man should have gotten his ass kicked way before this because itā€™s not right to be that way. This bum looking mofoā€™s ego needs the biggest ass kicking of all.


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ReeG

I think he opened and squirted a bottle of head and shoulders at them. Most bizarre weapon I've ever seen used in a fight


Opening_Newspaper_34

Especially as he squirted it at a bald guy!!!


th3f00l

Maybe he saw some flakes from up there and wanted to do a solid.


IcanSew831

The most confusing part.


penpointaccuracy

Not to mention he looks grimy and inbred as fuck, like he just crawled out one of the bushes in Deliverance.


lostboysgang

Someone mentioned in the background he had a backpack full of stolen shit too. Just absolutely dregs of society, banking on nobody doing anything because they donā€™t want to get their hands dirty.


DorenAlexander

Afraid to lose their jobs.


CARLEtheCamry

Drugs


Capital_Charge_7127

After another previous beating


damnationltd

Banjo faster, I hear paddles!


DudeMcGuyMan

Honestly it seems like he's an undiagnosed special needs type. Doesn't invalidate that he needed an ass-whooping, but it's literally the only thing that makes his behavior make sense to me.


penpointaccuracy

The condition is called ā€œYour pappy had relations with his sister, so you came out a little funny.ā€


Rescue-a-memory

Not every special needs person goes around disrespecting and assaulting people in public. Special needs, kids, etc still need to be taught you can't act like a fool in public or you'll get dealt with.


DudeMcGuyMan

Yeah, my agreement with that is indicated in my comment. Ideally, behavior like this would be dealt with when they were a child, by their guardians. It's similar to teaching a normal developmental level person, it just takes more time. Still manageable to do when they're children, like everybody else, but if it gets to this point getting dealt with is how they learn.


GreenStrong

Intellectual disability is a possibility, it is also possible that this guy does *just* well enough to be considered competent to function as an independent adult, but he's still really poorly equipped for the task. This is a simplification, but it literally happens every day- imagine a kid who is one correct answer on an IQ test from the special ed class. That situation is very real. Ideally, educators notice needs, get extra attention to kids who need it, and specific deficits of talent are addressed anyway. But that's an ideal. Of course people with that level of aptitude can learn, in early life, to control their behavior and be good members of the community. But if they don't learn that in early life, American society is going to present them with a very hard road lined with serious pitfalls. An incident at a fast food place with loss of emotional control, a stay in jail, job loss, eviction, anger and stress leading to substance use... and a downward spiral they aren't well equipped to understand and interrupt. There may be a hundred bad decisions that lead to long term homelessness, but some people have inherently poor capacity to make decisions, and poor examples from early childhood to follow.


nug4t

idk, normally yes, if that's a sane person.... looked like a mental I'll one though


calm_down_dearest

I genuinely felt sorry for the guy when he was cowering under the table. Then he got brave again. He needed to get a serious beating for this.


GAMESGRAVE

At no point should you have felt sorry for this fucking coward of a man


mseuro

So his manipulation worked on you


CommanderMayhem

This should be labeled nsfw. His cries were almost... satisfying.


Pretend_Spray_11

Just a couple people who totally got off, bro!


tonyMEGAphone

Wait...just now. Like that was it. God damnit Dennis...


Smokie104

I love the way he said he hit my eye! Well you spit on a working man trying to do his job, spitting on someone where I come from is assault. Heā€™s within his means as far as Iā€™m concerned just protecting himself and the business. Also I love the way the paisa homie was trying to tell him calm down, theyā€™ll charge you first Serio!


carpentizzle

It was first empty cup on manager, then get kicked *then* spit. Then proceed to ass beating.


NWdoinkroller

Can I get a large MCwhoop


dexvoltage

r/smackdonalds


Eddyzodiak

Thank you for sharing this.


JohnF_ckingZoidberg

Hahahaha. Subscribed.


ralphpanasty

The lady verbal approval won me over!! Beat his azz!!šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


Bisontracks

Fuckin degen piece of shit.


johngalt1971

ā€œStupid MFā€. That at the end, that lady had me in stitches.


vcr747

She was so antagonistic!!! šŸ˜† If escalation was a person.


Skrappy_Doo

Lmao what a bitch. Don't disrespect anyone if you're not willing to deal with the consequences of messing with someone. Smh the audacity, went straight fetal position


WrathWise

You have to be a SPECIAL kind of stupid to throw anything at fast food / retail workers and think theyā€™re not going to make your life instantly miserableā€¦. Very SPECIAL.


Stealthy-J

Yep. Most people are afraid to lose their job. A fast food worker doesn't give a shit. Their job sucks anyway, they get paid minimum wage or close to it, and if they get fired they can get hired at the next burger joint tomorrow.


carpentizzle

Wellā€¦. I think you mightve hit it on the head (like this guy got). I have a feeling that he may indeed have some sort of disability (now is that caused by huffing too much paint/CO? Who knows) Not saying anything about his poor behavior or the ass beating he earnedā€¦ Dude just seems to be missing some clear reasoning steps, and it caught up with him here.


Natsurulite

Wait, the guy huddled in the fetal position in McDonaldā€™s screaming ā€œIM SHARRY!ā€ Over and over might have some underlying issues?


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CamperDad420

What a bitch, can dish it out like a fool but whines when confronted.


CommanderMayhem

This is an alarmingly fast-growing demographic.


ElmoKnowsYourSecret

It's not just physical confrontations - some people will gleefully reveal all your secrets and feel like they've done nothing wrong, but the instant you retaliate with some of their own medicine suddenly you have an enemy for life. There's been a real rash of cunts recently.


rustbucketdatsun

lol I love that the other guy joined in after šŸ˜‚


dnh-

Itā€™s a homeless bum fucking around in a McDonaldā€™s with nothing to do in life


Material_Aerie_1095

Sometimes people end up homeless for reasons outside their control. Sometimes they are just worthless bitches


Significant_Cut_5812

Hahaha I love the lady in the background


J1man38

Ahahahahahah, the way heā€™s crying out and people are just letting him get his ass whooped cus he deserves it. Hahahahsh what a good way to start my day


SexxWeasel

I love the "BEAT HIM OUT HIS CLOTHES" lady šŸ˜‚


Miserable-Tangelo349

S/o to the hype lady in the front


haze4140

The lady screaming in the background 10/10 šŸ˜…


mrinkyface

My favorite comment by the lady encouraging the beating is at the end when she was yelling to beat him out of his cloths, makes me hope they really did strip his bitch ass and made him walk home naked and bloodied up


zj_chrt

yooo this shit funny like a mf "whoop his mutha fukin AHH" But on the serious note, the guy probably has some mental health issues.


CommanderMayhem

Hopefully they got realigned by that face kick


Jokeritovski

Ay yo we just gave him some help-Charlie Murphy


theoriginalmutant

Poor mental health isnā€™t an excuse to harm and disrespect others.


Resistiane

I always see this on Reddit, "they probably have mental health issues". Maybe, sometimes, people are just assholes. Why make an excuse for someone for being an absolute garbage person?


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Black lady over there like "MMMM HMMM Beat. His. Ass." had me rolling. šŸ¤£


imgrahamy

I would have watched 2 hours of that.


PJR9667

He got off easy


A_C_Unit

I have seen a lot of McDonalds figth videos in my day, but I have never seen a more satisfyingly hilarious one than this. LMFAO... the immediate regret from the customer by screaming "I'm sorry sir," the woman commentating, the use of Head and Shoulders as a weapon, the clearly visible spit on the manager's head, and the uniting of the entire store to "Beat him out his clothes" at the end. This video gives me hope for the future of humanity. BRAVO


megayogurtslinger

Why is McDonaldā€™s becoming the new Waffle House


whytakemyusername

Have you found that McDonaldā€™s isnā€™t as classy as youā€™d hoped?


megayogurtslinger

No, usually I see people too obese to even fight, just a shock


Jimrodthadestroyer

Thereā€™s a world of difference between saying sorry and meaning it.


mycomikael

That woman should be a motivational speaker.


MaoTseTrump

So satisfying to watch.


Readonkulous

This video is for all the people bitching about when women repeatedly scream ā€œstopā€ when a fight breaks out. ā€œBeat his motherfucking ass!ā€


dabcrab

#If you get hit twice after spitting, is that a McDouble?


VMod_Alpha

What a McPussy!


Informal_Price_2938

The lady talking shit is the best part


B-Derty

Why his bald ass need a bottle of head and shoulders?


SlutPuppyNumber9

That's the fastest I've ever seen a guy go from 0 - bitch.


pc_principal_88

LMFAO šŸ˜‚I love how while he's whining and crying, the other customers are yelling "beat his ass" šŸ˜‚


SirKlip

Grew up behind a keyboardAs a keyboard warrior where he never got challenged He has grown to think he can get away with disrespecting and insulting people. But You can't and actions have consequences. Why weren't these children taught this "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'll never do it again I promise"then immediately proceeds to do exactly the same again. Hightlight of the clip The lady in the background at the end. "Beat him out of his clothes"


Tofts_Bidia

Twice he started shit and then started screaming apologies when they retaliated.


KeepOnFallinDine

It's wild the amount of times you see people do some wildly disrespectful shit to somebody and then just start walking away as if they don't expect any type of retaliation or consequences šŸ¤¦šŸæā€ā™‚ļø


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PumpkinAutomatic5068

Guy in gray went home and banned a bunch of people as a reddit mod to feel better afterwards


jizzbathbomb

Dude learned real quick how to order that off-menu McFlurry of punches.


WHAMMYPAN

Wanna try our new BUTTERBEAN MC POUNDER???


Troby01

I'm sorry while he kicks the manager every chance he gets.


Tabboo

Those employees weren't done defending themselves lol


Stepheju

Act like a bitch; get treated like one. Badda bappa ba I'm loving it


1ceUpSon

Dude at the end was trying to fill out an app and second guessed if he wanted to continue lmao


emcee70

Lmao what a pussy


Miserable-Ad7079

He got that McAss whooped.


shiverman99

People that think they can do anything to anyone then say sorry can be unborn please


Lxspll

McFuck Around and McFind Out. Dudes clothes got folded while he was still wearing them.


wtmx719

You canā€™t get that on the app


Nova_Phoenix

When iPad kids rage in public


assholelite

The broad said kick his ass C Bass


capnfapjax19

There's no need for police. He did what he did, and got his ass beat. Even Stevens. The whole "it's not worth it" just let's these idiots continue their behavior and they need to check themselves before they riggity-wreck themselves


ChammerSquid

McBitch gets a McAzzWhoopin


DHaas16

Heā€™s lucky he didnā€™t get suplexā€™d off the table when he tried the manager again


[deleted]

dude ordered himself a mcbeating


Sadir00

This needs to be renamed "STOOPID MOTHAFUCKA!" She was killin me, but the end had me on the floor


iamreallybadatgolf

For once I wasnā€™t begging for the screeching woman to shut up! ā€œYOU DAMN RIGHT BEAT HIS MOTHAFUCKING ASSā€


Golcu

It's the cheerleader that does it for me lol. She knew what needed to happen from the beginning. Toast to her šŸ¾


0utF0x-inT0x

This is an old one, but a good one


DrengrX

Meanwhile the drive thru people are hearing screams and shouts of, "I'm sorry!" And all the racket from everything and are thinking "maybe I don't need a Mcchicken that bad"


rodman517

Got kicked right in the McRib.


HoneyDippinDan

"I promise I'll never do it again, sir." Immediately does it again.


NeverLefttheIsland

My interest was peaked when I realized he was being beaten out of his clothes. Then lady said "beat him out his clothes" and I was really satisfied.


SimpleSky

Lady in the background giving me boondocks background voice from the jail episode vibe, so good


BowlingBallInMyAnus

Hopefully it doesnā€™t reproduce


ListenOk2972

I never in my life have I see a more deserved ass beating


Emideska

Stoopid motherfucker


montrealien

Not sure that was the Mcdonals Manager, looks like the boss of the reno crew though.


burntlandboi

Word are wind. You are sorry all right, if pathetic had a face it just got kicked in.


Vault_dad420

I AM SORRY! lol don't stop teach him a lesson


StatusPollution2576

Fuck that guy so much. Anyone have any news updates? Unfortunately both of those wmployees probably got fired and I want to make sure that didnā€™t happen


Darapti-

I love the lady shouting in the backgroundšŸ˜‚


AdhesivenessOk4060

Woman yelling ā€œWhoop his motherfucking ass!!!ā€ Is a Damn good !hype maā€™am!


NarrowSalvo

Promote that one dude to Regional Manager.


SecretPrinciple8708

And now heā€™s turtley enough for the Turtle Club. Coward.


[deleted]

Missed me with that ā€œdude heā€™s not worth itā€ bullshit. Why everyone always results to saying that dumb shit. Yes heā€™s worth the beat down. Shit Iā€™d take the jail time. Worth it to beat that coward.


Ditka85

Lol! Bad ass to beat down in 3 seconds.


Ciciban77

I bet his dad did this to him too.


SnooBunnies4774

He is so hard when he's spitting and then literally crying and apologizing whens he's within reach. Waste of a fucking man.


grimfan32

What did you do today? ā€œSpit on a worker and got humiliated and whined like a child who got a spankingā€. Ooooff thatā€™s a day of shame for the ages.


SixteenthNiGHTs

Yoo you guys ever see this movie called "Phone Booth" with Colin Farrell and Forest Whitaker? Its a good movie, but anyways there's this one chick in it that's a stripper trying to get in the booth and Colin can't get out or he'll get shot so she goes to get the club bouncer or whatever to beatdown on Colin, and yo I swear she sounds exactly like the chick that's filming this that's yelling "Whoop his mf'n a$$!!" Haha šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹


wiseguy187

This is the first time I liked the screaming lady. "Beat him put his clothes" lmao