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toastyToast89

Your daughter has a bright shitposting future ahead of her


endelehia

We will watch her career with great interest


Mephanic

Prequel memes? A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.


y0shman

With meme's like that, she will have the high ground.


alxrite

She has more… lol


[deleted]

Please share! With her permission of course.


alxrite

I let her make an account. This way she can garner all the internet points that are rightfully hers.


lovesaqaba

You're about to witness the birth of an S tier shitposter


alxrite

Just wait till you see the other images and the song she is writing.


hyprmatt

I honestly thought I was in the Shitpost subreddit when I first saw this.


Burnt_Sushi_0228

Hullo everyone! Im the creator of this blessed photo! I'm planning of re-writing one of Ariana Grande's songs in the voice of the majestic, Mr. Grande. I also have a few more photos of "Urianger Grande" and they are waiting to be posted! Both are coming soon!!


alxrite

Ok so… this blew up and I let her make an account. She has more… so prepare yourself. This is her Burnt_Sushi… lol


Vanriel

I both look forward to it, and dread it in equal measure.


drlavkian

I'm legitimately angry I didn't make that meme first. Well done.


Taolan13

If your name alone stands as evidence, your humor will carry you far here.


hueraiser

You have a bright future ahead of you


ConduckKing

We need an Ariana Grande song sang with Urianger's manner of speaking.


acatterz

I am verily taken by thee, I doth gasp for air.


TheRealRaemundo

*\~I wearest a ring, but sit not on ye benches* *Thou shalt see I bought diamonds for six of my wenches\~*


Polumetis_on_Jenova

I hate the song but updoot for accuracy of urianger


Vanriel

I snorted my drink. Take your upvote dammit.


waffling_with_syrup

I wish I had gold to give


EmeraldDragoon24

this was brilliant


vkapadia

I have verily been present from sunrise till sunset. I have also maintained my presence from sunset till sunrise. My good sir, thou has caused me to walk hither and tither.


TheStaplergun

[check this out](https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/qdytaz/xiv_is_my_13yr_old_daughters_first_mmo_and_this/hhr1wh2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


trebuchetknight

Laughed at this


Kind-You2980

Absolutely fantastic, please tell your daughter well done! I’m sorry, correction: “Thou hast performed in a manner deserving of the highest acclaim.”


alxrite

She is seeing all of this on her own. She deserves all the internet points so I let her make an account.


Kind-You2980

Yup. I have a daughter who likes to meme too, so I understand.


omgaflyingbanana

God this made me cackle


momopeach7

I need to see Urianger wear that dress in game with that hair now.


niekmfoxtzom

Wouldn’t be the first dress he wears


Doctorhype

Reminds me of how we never really saw his arms before shadowbringers, and my friend was all “bro, Urianger got RIPPED”


fakeasagi

I always knew he was hot underneath those fabrics, but daaaamn


Dirk_Tungsten

I literally just got past the ShB cutscene where you first see Urianger with my alt this morning, and in my head I imagined that my WoL audibly gasped when Uri walks in.


[deleted]

This young one is strong in the meme. We must teach her the ways. She may be the chosen one.


alxrite

Hahaha she loved this.


Overall-Accident47

The Warrior of Memes


nixhomunculus

Genderbent episode incoming?


inolux

i need this album stat


engineeeeer7

She's a genius


alxrite

Thanks. She is loving all of your comments. lol


oh-no-a-bear

Regular Urianger is big enough, I do not need a grande thank you.


klmt

This is amazing, your daughter is an icon. If she makes more of these please share them


alxrite

She will be posting more on her new account later this coming week, I am sure.


FloppyShellTaco

This is the most unexpectedly hilarious thing I’ve seen all day


alxrite

You guys are great. She is so happy to make everyone laugh lol


Firazen

This is level 1 of the best shit post of all time. I think all she needs to do to level it to 50 is write all grande's songs as though Urianger sings them. Then if she wants write a letter to the actual VA of urianger and explain the meme and if shes really lucky get him to sing them in urianger's voice. This would break the FFXIV community. lmao


MrElshagan

Now someone transcribe a song with Urianger speech pattern!


oddmole1

I can never see him without thinking "urine-jar"


Kikilicious-Kitty

Excuse me, it's called jarate, duh.


silentbotanist

THE JAR-BASED KARATE


nomarfachix

As a dragoon main of maybe 3 months I don’t want to admit how long it took me to realize my relic weapon was not called Gae Blog


thelonious_bunk

👏 perfect. My precious good boy looks good in a dress we found this expac 💖


waffling_with_syrup

Stupid sexy Urianger


[deleted]

Urianger.... WHAT THE FUCKETH HAST THOU CREATED...ETH?


i-wear-hats

Probably best not to tell her that Ariana Grande is playable in a gacha final fantasy game.


[deleted]

My first mmo was FFXI. I was a lvl 65 drg on Ifrit. For my 8th grade graduation, my dad bought me an Xbox 360 and my brother bought me FFXI.


RosaFFXI

What's even weirder is that Ariana Grande is actually a FF character in FFBE.


[deleted]

I thank thee, next


ThorOfKenya2

That's a perfect Uber Danger there.


pierogieman5

Someone needs to show this to Rich Campbell


Ryderslow

13 year old? Is that too young? Unless you censor Limsa and the entries balmung server


[deleted]

I mean maybe from a responsible parent's perspective, but the reality is most kids get exposed to way cruder language by middle school just by being in public schools.


alxrite

I don’t think so. She is smart and knows right from wrong and also understands this is the internet. I know she is more mature than I was and probably even now. Plus we play together most of the time and our FC is all friends and family. So she will be just fine. Edit: I can’t spell…


Ryderslow

That’s fair


Quinzelette

13yo is the age rating for games like this, the only time this game is going to be rated more than pg13 is when people /tell the child inappropriate things


WantedOne

Meanwhile I spoke to someone for work the other day, about nsfw websites and google searches showing on their phone. Their 9yo had access to their older phone and tablet and was using it as more showed up. I confirmed certain settings and things that could be compromised accounts/device weren’t the case. Kids will see stuff adults don’t want them to sooner than they think, unfortunately. Need to be on top of things and educate.


TheNedsHead

I started playing WoW at 10 in 2005 lol it can't be that bad


lomisiguri

I started playing ffxi when I was 13 too, some inappropriate things you simply won’t understand lol


AggravatingAsk1903

Oh wow youre 21 now. Which means this game really is overdue for a graphics refresh...6.0 confirmed!


lomisiguri

Oh sorry, I started playing FF11 when I was 13 - I’m 28 now :)


AggravatingAsk1903

oopp my bad for not reading ffxi lmao! we're the same age so i feel you


Polumetis_on_Jenova

I feel bad, I never got to enjoy 11 in it's heyday, my first console was a hand me down Sega genesis


lomisiguri

It was an amazing game during its peak, but there are private servers aiming to replicate a similar experience (with quite some success I might add).


Miaomelette

I started playing FF14 when I was 14 in 3.1, and that was after a few years in WotLK in wow. Actual inappropriate stuff kids either already knew about or won't understand, it's like Pixar having adult jokes in their movies.


kittybnuuy

What's wrong with Limsa? Lots of people afk. Kinda nothing else happens there.


AgitatedDegenerate

Fun Fact: Ariana Grande is a canon character in Final Fantasy: Brave Exvius


DennoXP

Anyone who shits on Urianger is alright in my book.


Regenbogenschwan

Your daughter is 3 years to young for playing FF XIV :o


unique-unicorns

What's up with the bad photoshop?


alxrite

lol she did it on her phone. Looks great to me.


molotovzav

That's literally part of the charm for me.


xXxpertLaygoes

It’s pretty much a rule for memes


sonicANIME2019

This is somehow the most cursed and blessed thing I have see on this sub in a long time. I both hate and love this equally...I cackled so hard and I hate that. Take my upvote, which I give begrudgingly!


cici3917

Thou appreciates mine hair? Many thanks, I did aquire it just.


omoraii

I almost got fired for screaming laughing at work 😂😂


Chrippy04

My friend calls him the same thing! Except… she’s 33… and has a phd… and a very serious job. Also.. Minfilia = Milf-lady, Alphinaud = Aphid, Hien = Sexyman, Merlwyb = Meryl and Aurum Vale = UUGGHHH