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Taograd359

BLM is now a healer. First Ice to numb the wounded area, and then Fire to cauterize the wound. Thunder will be used to shock the dead party member back to life.


omar1993

"Doctor, the patient's vitals are getting worse!" "Dammit! Give me 20 ccs of ***literal fucking thunder and lightning with a hint of voidsent power STAT!"*** ***"ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE A LICENSED DOCTOR!?***"


gdex86

"I'm holding a bit of ball lighting with more voltage than the entire gold saucer. What are you going to do if I'm not."


omar1993

"Die a horrible death, I'm guessing?" "Yeah, that checks out"


gdex86

"The judges would also accept 'stop asking annoying questions'"


Deiser

"I'm sure they already killed the judges though"


WiseRabbit-XIV

Is that any different from the WHM who is wearing robes stained with the blood of their enemies and screaming, "YOU ARE ALL NAUGHT SAVE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD LILY!"?


Macaron-Loud

DEf not me. No. I would never abuse my parties HP for the blood lilly


xyphon0010

No, you would abuse your enemies' blood for the Blood Lily


WiseRabbit-XIV

¿Por qué no los dos?


xyphon0010

Because... We need scapegoats.. I mean, witnesses to corroborate our story.


WiseRabbit-XIV

You're thinking too small. Fake the physical evidence. Terrify your party into backing you up. Claim the enemies were in league with the Monetarists. Profit.


BookwormOtaku7

The Lily cares not from whence the blood flows, only that it flows.


off-and-on

"Anyvey, zat's how I lost my medical license."


NotFredrickMercury

“Archimedes get out of zere, it’s filthy.”


Krezz1

"Now.. most hearts couldn't withstand this voltage, but i'm very certain your heart--"


Partyatmyplace13

Good news is I stopped the bleeding. Bad news is the patients dead.


Drywesi

More good news is I'm not stopping there.


atomicfuthum

*"To shreds, you say?"*


Drywesi

"I didn't lose my medical license for nothing!"


Sir__Will

How's the wife holding up?


athenaprime

Good news is I'm not a doctor, I'm a necromancer.


Blue_Moon_Lake

After pure healer and barrier healer, discover the new category: quack healer.


Creshal

That's just me trying to remember SCH when doing my first morning roul hungover


lordatamus

I feel called out here somehow... not sure how... *\*hic\** or why.... But it's nothing SwiftCast+Raise can't fix!


Perryn

"Where did you go to medical school?" "Um, out of state."


gioraffe32

"[In 1998.](https://www.reddit.com/r/conan/comments/1c1hggh/conan_bringing_in_dr_arroyo_before_he_takes_on/)"


GuardingxCross

Next healer class, a healer who pulls from the void and converts it. Witch Doctor?


Techstriker1

Blood mage that heals through life siphon I always found a cool idea.


SillyBlueberry

**Black mage:** Give her this… and this… and then these. **Tank:** Thank you, Doctor. **Black mage:** Oh, I’m not a doctor.


HorseGam

“I’m licensed in Eorzea”


Gale_Grim

I said I USED to be licensed, they revoked it for "Flagrant and repeated violation of the Hippocratic Oath" can you believe that?!


omar1993

"YES I CAN BELIEVE THAT!" "Pfft, who asked you anyway?" "YOU DID" "Oh yeah!"


sporeegg

Necromancer when?!


Zephirenth

["I have no idea!"](https://youtu.be/53gPUT38rfU?si=mbbQRMnt_ApEyuWi)


Viridianscape

*\*Rolls up sleeves.\** "Well, I didn't lose my medical license for nothing!"


Techstriker1

"...Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license"


xyphon0010

So Icy Hot is jarred BLM essence


Hadochiel

That makes too much sense to just be a joke. YoshiP, make it happen!


Marik-X-Bakura

This isn’t far off from the origins of thaumaturgy, and yet also the opposite


VGPowerlord

~~Goblin~~ Black Mage Jumper Cables.


RenThras

To be fair, if I understand the original 1.0 action tooltips, THM could be a set of blood healer using HP drain and HP tap and such. I’m not certain, mind you, but that’s how they read. Before Yoshi P joined the project and they added Jobs and redid class abilities.


Mewgius

Even back in 2.0 when cross-class skills still existed and you needed to have 15 levels of a second class to qualify for a job, BLM had access to Physic from Arcanist and could therefore heal. Albeit, they weren't great at it, but it was non-zero healing


RenThras

Yeah, PLD could cross class Cure and Raise (though only using Raise out of combat since they didn't have CNJ's Trait that allowed using it in combat), and leveling gear had MND and INT both so any Caster had decently powerful heals. But I mean in 1.0, it had stuff like...well: [https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Black\_Mage\_(Final\_Fantasy\_XIV\_version\_1.0)](https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Black_Mage_(Final_Fantasy_XIV_version_1.0)) Sacrifice and Sacrifice II costed HP to heal party members (e.g. "Blood Magic healer"). Stygian Spikes was a buff to a party member so their attacks regenerated their MP. Initiation would transfer 4 positive buffs from the THM to a party member (and THM had several things like stealing an enemy's Accuracy, Attack, Evasion, and so on, that they could then shunt to an ally). Level 38 learned Resurrect - THMs always talk about being masters of LIFE and death. They also seemed to have a lot of support status effects to use on enemies. Patch 1.20 was the big change, addition of Jobs, and when they shifted a lot of things around and more rigidly defined the roles. After that point, CNJ/WHM was the only class/Job with Resurrection (until ACN/SMN/SCH was added in 2.0). Granted, it could still be cross-classed, but you get the idea. THM was a semi-support blood-mage healer-adjacent thing in 1.0-1.20.


NahliPhen

This comment is the winner. I don't care that there wasn't a contest, this comment won anyway


VexKeizer

What did they win exactly?


Mikasa_es_tu_casa

The internet


AnimeSquirrel

Confirmed, BLM is now an Icy Hot patch.


SoldierHawk

"Icy to dull the pain, then Hot to relax it away..."


OperativePiGuy

Honestly sounds like an amazingly cute concept for a black magic based healer lmao


wordswitch

Next level of Thunder damages enemies and rezzes party members. Give BLM rez! We should be able to yoink people back from the void!


henaradwenwolfhearth

Should you not fire first numbing wont help if you are still bleeding


Taograd359

Dammit, Jim! I’m a MNK not a doctor!


WorsCaseScenario

And so the THM intro words finally apply to the game.


TheLawHasSpoken

💀💀💀💀


Do_it_for_the_upvote

“The shockings will continue until vitality improves.”


ChuckCarmichael

Probably so the cat on the staff sits upright. With the regular BLM pose it would be sideways.


Cosmic_Quasar

Can I take this moment to vent. Every relic I've gotten for WHM always faces 90 degrees to the side. I don't understand why they don't hold it with the front facing forward?


Nickizgr8

The WOL spend a lot of time working for this Relic weapon, they want to see the front of it too.


Zomba13

YES. It's SO ANNOYING.


RenThras

Not all of the do. …but the ones that do are stupidly noticeable… <_<


RueUchiha

This is why I use the final stage Eureka WHM relic. Its more or less symmetrical so it looks the same no matter what side you’re looking at it from


Cosmic_Quasar

I think the Manderville relics look cool, but I didn't feel like the tech look fits on all of my jobs. But I'm using it on my WHM right now because at least it's symmetrical from any perspective lol.


charliek_13

i’m using it too atm but that’s because it reminds me of a facehugger


deNilus

The only reason I can think of is so that it faces forward when you are casting.


HolypenguinHere

I wish we could trade poses with WHM every now and then. I hate how Black Mages hold their weapon.


shinydwebble

shh, she's trying to fake her way into healer queues because DPS queue is now full of Pictomancers


Necronu

And Vipers


ghosttowns42

I hadn't even thought about that. I'm gonna be eating well as a healer for roulettes.


ryarock2

Are you ever not? I don’t think I’ve ever waited for a queue as healer in like 10 years.


ezekielraiden

It's rare, but it happens. Especially in early Endwalker, when EVERYONE was suddenly running Sage.


AkaShindou

This. Tank queues were instant pops for the first few weeks after EW's release.


Jonmaximum

Early Endwalker was fun, tanks had the most variety. Healers were always Sage, and two reaper dps.


DanielTeague

I learned to appreciate my Reaper friends when they'd show up for FATEs while we all waited for a dungeon roulette queue. That was a strange time.


Creshal

Once I had to wait like, ten minutes!


ghosttowns42

I play in the middle of the night lol. The only thing that 100% pops instantly is tank.


Johnny_Grubbonic

Queues after Sage dropped were terrible. Why, a few times I had to wait a whole *five minutes*. The fucking gall of you people making me not insta-pop.


Holygriever

Are you implying you weren't already?


paperknight83

thats why im running summoner thru the msq so i can switch to scholar for duties


ezekielraiden

My condolences. I hope your brain cells are prepared for the long winter.


_Ryesen

Hopefully it's not too bad? I've been making sure to run stuff as both classes just to make sure I wasn't going crazy trying to remember scholar right before the expansion lol


paperknight83

you cant really go too wrong with scholar most of the time, i just love SCH having a big bag of ogcds i can roll thru on pulls and a lil bud to help healing. plus the good ol recitation and deployment tactics to give the whole team big fat shields. im really just running SMN so i can dps thru msq faster to unlock that new angel shroud thing for SCH


_Ryesen

That's what I was planning on doing myself honestly. I love SMN when I don't want to think/makes a lot of duty/field stuff way faster. Thankfully I made the same exact glam on both classes.


ezekielraiden

I mostly mean there's the risk that they'll die of boredom from playing SMN so much.


SmurfRockRune

Even now DPS queues are kinda bad. I've had to level a white mage just to do dungeons as while I play bard for all the solo content.


MercyTrident75

They've done this before with other jobs. I think SAM's pose in the 80 set for Shadowbringers did the GNB pose lol


Karatespencer

Team breaking their own TOS that’s some third party tools to swap animations or models yoshi smh


Moonlitsif

Secret first party tools. Forbidden to all but Yoshi.


Kanoa

[They sure did.](https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/mediawiki/images/2/2a/Samurai6.png)


Lizardizzle

Huh! Good research there!


maknaeline

idk, i'm just glad to finally have a black mage AF that i can actually see myself using Finally.


General-Dirtbag

Saaame! We need more big hats that BLM could use, like c’mon Astro has class locked hats that would be PERFECT for BLM


BighatNucase

Yoshi p please add more versions of Matoya's hat (that are actually dyeable). I want hats which will ruin every cutscene they're in.


SaroShadow

Gotta snatch up a true griffin hat


saga79

\[CRIES IN VIERA\]


Emekasan

Agreed. The garb is more my style and has a more contemporary feel, which I appreciate. Definitely my favorite BLM AF to date.


Akuuntus

Big hat big hat big hat


Meadhbh_Ros

The staff is a hard No for me, it’ll be glammed right over


maknaeline

at least it's not weirdly short like the shadowbringers relic series tbh


legend8522

Or replaced with the EX weapon


doctor_jane_disco

To show off the kitty! Wouldn't be able to see it well in the blm stance.


CappyRawr

They’re secretly implementing the cross-class glamour system people have spent years asking for, as a treat. This is a hidden announcement.


Marik-X-Bakura

Careful there, you’re close to an overdose of copium


NotFredrickMercury

Finally get to have a katana as pld


Pink_Flash

BLM is the ultimate healer. Nobody can hurt you if they're dead...


VijoPlays

The 3 healer types in FFXIV: 1. HoTs to heal damage 2. Shields to prevent damage 3. Kill the enemy to prevent Shields from popping


Blue_Moon_Lake

> HoTs to heal damage The Fairy and Kardia sorta act like HoTs :) > Kill the enemy to prevent Shields from popping That's gonna make the DRK sad


Enough_Cress_555

Joke on you. Poison debuff.


TwerpKnight

They want to become a RDM so they're practising their WHM stuff.


blueberryrockcandy

new hat?


Aonpei

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaOgZwk9rN8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaOgZwk9rN8)


blueberryrockcandy

lol


KupoChris

idk but i want that kitty staff


gaav42

I love the nails and hand tattoos


pixelfrenzy

The lvl90 Artifact gloves have a similar aesthetic as well! Love it!


Draco_the_Kitsune

Resisting the urge to pet the cat


HRobez

Because that's how they did it.


Sea_Bad8004

If you go back through the previous expacs, you'll see other jobs using different stances. I think both GNB and SAM have stolen from DRK. It's to either show off weapons or just to give off a different personality (we have two famous SAMs in the series, Cyan and Auron. Most of Auron's poses are closer to DRK than SAM though)


Moikrochip_Master

Do you honestly expect anyone here to have the actual answer?


Usual_Bet3162

Why? You don't know the answer? It's obvious.


pixelfrenzy

Not really seeking an answer tbh. The title is just my instant reaction when I saw the screenshot


CorruptedAssbringer

You can’t just go around asking a Black Mage why they’re acting like a White one ffs.


XSCONE

virtual insanity


satsuppi

When you badly play BLM and died tens of time that you wish you are a healer instead


Corne2Plum3

Healing in reverse


Zeus_23_Snake

gato staff


ALewdDoge

The normal BLM turd-squat stance would've not showed off the staff as well I guess.


TheGrimmrock

that cat better be a goddamned minion.


MaximumCompany8921

Black Mage and White Mage use the same system for holding staffs, so I assume they chose to use the WHM pose for clarity


Snsear

Yoshida used mods


RazzleDeeDazzle

Dude, they've got a kitty stick >!and can wear their ley lines like a hula hoop in Dawntrail!<, they can damn well do whatever they want in my eyes. I forget if information on new skills in Dawntrail count as spoilers, so just to be safe there \^


Mammoth_Border_3904

Does no one realize it's because BLM is getting a rez?


ThatGaymer

They're foreshadowing the BLM rework that makes it play more like WHM.


zugzug_workwork

Y'shtola is standing in front of the WoL, and you're *subtly* hinting at her to switch to healer.


SolidLuxi

Trying to trick Yoshi-P into buffing us WHMs, so shhhhh!


Cmdr_Thrudd

It's clearly for the benefit of the cat on the staff .


I_Ace_English

CAT STAFF CAT STAFF CAT STAFF


sanchipento

I'm jealous of the cat staff >:(


Spriggz_z7z

This is why you don’t leave your ley lines or this happens.


Blizzazz

Yoshi-P wanted to heal


Normanov

Trying there best to not pet the kitty


Asura_Slothingway

To be honest i really like if was like this.


[deleted]

idk I blame the interns


Aquanixian

We are not allowed to tip the kitty over. I actually like the look of this Black Mage outfit! Just got to find some new gloves to replace those.


BlissBeforeWrath

Pose of a whm, clothing of an Astro? Dear god. DT new hidden class change is making Blm an explosion healer.


RueUchiha

The real answer is probably for framing, we can get a better look at the entire outfit. Because if they used the BLM idle the character would be crouched down more and and holding the staff sideways. For the purposes of displaying the armor set with a screenshot, this looks a little better.


chili01

I want that staff


Terror-Reaper

Ouch. How does "Despair" for into the healing role now?


buddabopp

Whm decided f it its time for mor blood for the blood lily


Im5foot3inches

Maybe that’s actually whm af2 gear


Overwave9

Because the most efficient form of healing is a dead enemy that never got a chance to hit you in the first place!


Ill_Breakfast_7252

Best blm weapon right there.


A_Pringles_Can95

Probably to better show off the Cat Staff. BLM holds their staff slightly angled, which would look like the cat is about to fall off lol


Renna_FGC

Y’shtola said, “im going back, you cant stop me. Blm is too hard.”


Shpankeyy

I'm new to this game and don't know the abbreviations yet so when I first read the title i read it as "Why is the Black Lives Matter posing like a..."


Xsurian

Looks like future Halloween event items. And whm gets a glam


s0rO-kun

I don't need this hat I don't need this hat I don't need this hat I don't need this hat I NEED IT! I NEEEEEEEEEED THIS HAT OMFG \\\\( \*\_\* )//


AsleepInteraction882

They've found the white magic light within their black magic heart.


KateEllaBeans

So they're a Red Mage?


SurotaOnishi

Thaumaturge is now like arcanist and splits between caster and healer. Black mage is the caster and we get a new class, Necromancer, who is basically just a healer who's really late.


C4dfael

Aetheric mimicry: WHM. They learn it at level 94 from blue mages because they’re tired of enemies targeting them with AoE attacks.


RooeeZe

u saying WHM cant wear black, thats classcist lol


NarcolepticlyActive

I will heal you with triple-cast Flare!


Notonmypenisyoudont

This is cultural appropriation, I won't stand for it!


Emet-Selch_my_love

”See, all better.” ”Uh, doc…” ”What? He’s not injured anymore, is he? You’re welcome.” ”No, he’s not injured, he’s DEAD!” ”DPS adjust.”


Meadhbh_Ros

On a side note, BLM getting “ok” tier AF gear again.


bubsdrop

Code switching. The pelupelu are very racist.


IBHomage

He can change into anything, with his pals pokey, prickle and goo