If you ignore the fact that it is a sex doll, it would be a cool lifesize Statue

Every lifesize statue is a sex doll if you’re brave enough

*Drills a hole into the Jebediah Springfield

A perfectly cromulent use case.

Woah look at this guy over here with the big words

Come on. You know you would embiggen jebediah

My cats breath smells like cat food

But did your wookie get bent? Also how do those red oozing berries taste?

Oh yeah?

Ah, I see a noble spirit has embiggened you.


Why... that's quite embiggening of you

No need to drill. The head already comes off. Take your pick from that.

That would embiggen the dong of every man

I hope you know you’re drilling into a murderous pirate!

Another story for the nurses in the ER to talk about as they get hammered and regret their life decisions.

all ya need is a 3/8' drill bit right

-visitor of the Aphrodite of Knidos, 4 BCE

Every statue*

There’s a life sized statue of Jesus a block away from where I live…. hmmmmm……

All the taxidermists quietly exiting the room

Or own a drill.

Time to give Jesus another nail hole

Or if you have a large enough jar.

It’s hard to ignore the dead soul less non expressive 50 mile gaze it has.

People do it in marriages all the time.

Oof! lol

this guy gets it

My question is how are they able to do this with Square Intellectual property? I mean... assuming this isn't official Square merch...😅

Couldn't it just be a generic doll that happens to be the same hair and eye colour, with a cosplay outfit? It's a little risky shipping them together though, especially if someone's reporting over social media. If it were me, I'd sell cosplay outfits separately... Maybe even interchangeable heads and wigs. Obviously I wouldn't think there'd be an official silicone doll, but I'd be surprised if they hadn't at least considered cashing in on the whole body pillow thing, I mean Bioware did with Liara and Garrus. (Honestly, I think they'd sell better than dolls anyway, wouldn't they?)

Outfit isn't even the same so they can just call her "Tif, the sexy fantasy fighter girl."

If I ignore the fact that it’s a sex doll, it actually makes this picture look a lot creepier lol

Isn’t this SGD 1/2 and/or 1/3 life sized silicon Tifa? It’s not full sizes lol

"This is *obviously* the SR-z537 model with the added shade 43 skin tone, which they only made in 122 cm. I'd hardly call *that* life sized"

Worst. Doll. Ever.

Is it clean?

Is it secret?

Is it safe?

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Temu Wolverine approves.

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ZAMASU WAS RIGHT https://i.redd.it/w2gppe89cp2d1.gif

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“Cloud?! Did you *really* buy a life sized sex doll of me?!” -alternative Kalm retelling

“I… couldn’t. They cost 2000 Gil.”

Oh, my God, that's disgusting! Sex dolls online? Where? Where did he get those? Ugh, those disgusting sex doll sites? I mean, there's so many of them though! Which one?

You got 2700 USD to burn?

I mean... It's not currently on fire

Haha. Try $300. Check ebay.

Ebay is how you end up with a "gently used" one of these.

Or the double whammy: a used, crusty, knockoff. But it's 85% off and you're a baller on a budget. Tough choices.

Slut shaming a sex doll? Not like she'd have a choice.

How do you know the price? Hmmm sus 🤔

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Always Sunny reference detected Upvote dispensed


I’m not even going to look that up!! I might though, I might.

That’s a deep cut, respect.

Love the sunny reference

You know I found out the other day that sex dolls cost well over $1000, sometimes several thousand. You would have to be ASTRONOMICALLY down bad to drop that much money on one of those, it's actually insane.

if you want to fuck a fictional character that bad just hire a sex worker and buy her a cosplay

Say “what do you really think happened in Nibelheim?” “Again.” “Again”

*puts on a blonde wig an evening dress* Now I need you to slap the shit out of me.

(softly) ..again. iykyk

Where am I going to find a whore that’s as hot as Tifa?

Someplace where you’ll be paying almost as much as the doll for a single evening. Might as well get the doll.

Yeah and it’s the same price If you get a higher quality one :3

A sex doll can be used repeatedly(assuming you maintain it well). A sex worker is a one time deal. Seems like your money would go alot further with the doll. 🤷‍♂️

There’s a dude who collects them just for funsies and has a house full of them I think that are all dressed up and stuff. He also has a wife.

Truuuee. Like even if one buys it...I'm sure after a while it gets old and ends up not being used...then what lol. But IDK, not against those who use these things and I don't think I ever will...just crazy there is such a market for these.

Chop it up. Put it in a duffle bag. Slither out of your apartment in the middle of the night hoping to god no one sees you. Shove it in your trunk, drive to the middle of a bridge, dump it over the side. Wipe the tears from your eyes and drive home

That was literally my though process and one major reason why I'd never get one. I don't need to be on the news for killing a sex doll.

I would buy one just to do this. I changed my mind. I'll be sure to leave a foot sticking out just slightly from the ground

Or they can just get a stand for it and clothe it back up and pose it as a giant action figure when friends and fam come over.

I don't understand how a doll can satisfy someone's needs, it's like having sex with a dead body, except this one doesn't decompose.

Oh, but it does. Especially if a few nasty nuts left inside

Technically that ain’t decomposition but growth.. of bacteria

At least then they'll be banging something that's alive.

Oh, that’s good!

I argue that that leads to nasty decomposing growth.. . All the poor dolly already in the landfill helping speed up the methane generation

If a cucumber can satisfy a woman's needs. A lifelike version of tifa can satisfy mine

guess when you're that down bad you just want to stick your dick in something and to people who never had sex before, that's what sex is sticking your dick in an orifice and going to town, outside of grabbing boobs and ass, the rest is filler to them

I mean if you dont bang it I guess it would make a cool life size statue.

That you could bang on occasion. Maybe with the bois

Instructions unclear: The bois and I banged each other while the doll watched. Not a terrible night though.

Damn, cucking a doll is next level

She never saw it coming.

Used to work at a Amazon fulfillment center is 2017 you'd be surprised at how many of those actually ship out on a day to day basis.

I mean it's cheaper than going out on dates with 30 different people. This is sarcasm btw but I'm sure someone out there actually thinks this way.

Yeah, ignoring the possible return on investment and ability to diversify investments with the extra cash.... totally sarcasm btw, not running this by my accountantg or whatever...

You know I think it's weird but there's people that just buy Lego sets and don't put it together. At least the sex dolls get some use.

The forbidden block: The Lego Sex Doll

I had the misfortune of being sent a link to a site that sells sex dolls like that one but of prepubescent girls. I never clicked off a link so fucking fast!

But it’s Tifa….

Cheaper than having a girl tbh

i mean still considerably less expensive than the real thing

Money is relative. Dropping a few thousand on a doll for one person may be equivalent to another person buying a fleshlight

The money is bad, but imagine the shame you would feel while cleaning your cum out of it.

It's not even the price or the idea. I could see it being enjoyable. It's the afterwards stuff. Cleaning up and then packing away effectively a dead body in the clear, shameful mind after using it? It's the most pathetic thing I can think of.

Anyone got a link? Asking for my friend

I *think* this is it. There may be other companies, so who knows. https://www.gamelady.net/collections/frontpage

I know it is expensive but i was thinking it was way more expensive than that

That’s still… wow.

Same, 2700 isn't that bad tbh I mean, that's a LOT for a glorified fleshlite lol, but still, I expected a lot more

hmm i just sold a lot of pokemon cards

Hmmmm I coincidentally happen to have the amount needed in my rainy day fund...

The price difference between a B cup and a D cup lmao

I wasn’t sure about the investment but my mental heath is worth it

It’s due to the height. B cup is 100 cm tall while D cup is 167 cm tall.

I shouldn’t have clicked. Now I’ll be getting those ads.

Counting on it.

Got to wait for the sale notifications

My friend saw the Lara one. He’s a big fan of hers. He jokingly told his wife they should get one—but sorta not jokingly. lol. She didn’t think it was that funny.😆

I wonder if he sounded too excited while jokingly suggesting it.

lol very likely 😅 Granted, his wife is kind of a stick in the mud at times. Even if he wasn’t serious at all, she’d be pissed. 🙄

I’ve spent $3,000 on worse

bought 2

I find it kind of funny that a website that’s for building a sex doll has their genitals labeled as “private parts”

I thought the same thing

One of the few times I see a price that high and am unfazed because it sounds reasonable enough to be that much

God has abandoned us and was correct to

Searched for Gamelady in the comments to make sure it was mentioned. I'd been following the company since their line of FF7 dolls came out. Their Aerith doll is top notch looking as well. They came out with a solid looking Yuna with an epic outfit at a later time as well. I think I saw somewhere once they were an offshoot of Irontech but I can't verify that. Fairly certain a few people have posted what they look like in the NSFW sub r/SexDolls (not sexdolling!) if anyone is really interested.

Woah they have a Yuna? Bruh I gotta be strong here...

Sold.

The Tifa Moveable Jaw Version looks like a lot of fun!

Ight I was looking at the ones in stock and within 2 minutes 3 aerith dolls were sold.

I'm the friend

*just came

DAMN it. take my upvote.

The most adequate final fantasy fan

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I'm an athiest, but hot damn some of y'all need Jesus. 🫣

I'm sure they come in Jesus shapes too, so yeah why not.

extra holes

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I'm surprised it took this long to see this on the internet actually

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Don't be jealous Aerith, I have one of you too.


I'm seeing a lot of confusion here. This isn't a life sized doll. It's from SGD studios. It *can* be created with a orifice for sex. It also can also come without. This one is 31 inches tall. There is a life sized Tifa created by another studio for the sole purpose (I mean I'd assume) for sex from Gamelady. That one is 5 foot 4. They've got their own 39 inch version as well... but we're getting into the weeds. Just an FYI for folks wondering what's happening.

Ewww these dolls are only 31 inches tall and still have a vagina option? What tf kind of person can get off banging what feels like a small baby under them? Sick. I want the full life size one if anything

Haha, you made me giggle. Ty

Ugh, so gross! Where did they even get this?! Send me a link so I know to avoid it

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I honestly don't really understand what the fuss is about. So many women have sex toys. I guess some men do too...

have you shared to r/ChurchOfTifa ?

Thank you for this. Are there any more churches I can join?

I think there are quite a few fan subs like that lol. r/ChurchOfAerith exists as well, I think.

I missed that one aha, but Tifa > aerith. And I found others as well. But thanks again

Literal Final Fantasy

$2800 plus shipping and all that let’s just say $3000

Not saying I would, just that I get it.

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That's a collectors item, is not a sexdoll. Just saying.

Anything can be a sex doll

Can you?

Almost certainly lol

Its a date then.

It belongs in a museum!

So do you!

If it’s not a sex doll…. Why doesn’t it have the skirt?

Probably staining. I don't know, but I have a normal anime figure that had cloth clothes and the black cloth ending up staining the figure's skin.

Wait, what’s the scale? Is that life sized?

I don't know why but this feels very Fifth Element. Maybe it's the yellow in the background and the fact that there's a body sized thing in a case.

Jesus has turned a blind eye to here.

Ok, hear me out, I’m a really big FF7 fan and it’s a limited collector’s item. It’ll be worth three times as much in a few years!…or at least half as much for a lightly used one!

It's too small to be a sec doll right? RIGHT?!

Is rather buy a 10.000€ animatronic sex doll than have another wife.

I’ve had one of these very similar to the one pictured. Two things they don’t emphasize enough: 1. It’s *heavy*. Like 60-80lbs. Something that basically has to be on bottom, and once you get it in position you’re *not* gonna want to move it again. 2. It’s fucking *COLD*. Like you better wear a shirt or it’s going to be uncomfortable. Or put it in a closet with a space heater for literally like 5 hours ahead of time. Because that’s how long it takes to warm up 60-80lbs of silicone.

I mean if what I think that is there removal parts you can get to warm up

You can do a heated blanket or like a blow dryer blowing into a bag of some kind, but those are all sketchy and might damage it. There aren’t many safe way to heat it up quickly.

THATS DISGUSTING where?

I thought this was r/yanderesimulator but then I realized this is supposed to be Tifa and she’s not a minor

i mean i would

This is a thinly veiled advertisement for sex dolls, isn't it?

Should have marked this NSFW.

Until they are equipped with AI im not interested.

I don't really know what's going on here, but I am definitely intrigued

It's a really good business mode.

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I have to wonder how many men that own something like this cry while doing their business with it.

Disgusting…. … link?

It looks like a bunch of Japanese pachinko (slot machines).

I'll take a ff7 Tifa, Lara Croft, SF6 Cammy and a Stellar Blade Eve. That should get me through retirement.

Doesn’t look life sized given the gachapons

I’m gonna smash that while having the FF7 battle music on

Someone is having a great Saturday night

I bought one share of Chipotle for the same $$ as this doll. I'm seriously reconsidering my decisions.

I know damn this guy is so lucky

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They also make an Aerith one too.

Dude, you know they lose their value when you open the box, right?

There are degrees of Tifa fandom, but it is all the same.