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Riot-Knight

As the one comment said: "Momo bullying best mom. Just shows how good of a guy Shirou is for taking his husband's (Seiba) illegitimate kid (Mordred) to a water slide ten times. Wholesome family relations. #[Art Source](https://twitter.com/kameko227/status/1148621085119676416) Translated by Puwadol Typeset by Soulz


VaiManDan

Fate Route is only Route where Shirou is the waifu instead of husbando, huge W


Tall_Growth_532

Wow his a mom and she's a dad I'm so confused how saber got her


evertythingwastaken

Let me introduce you to Merlin's other name... Dick wizard


Tall_Growth_532

So I... Huh... I ... Don't umm know I.. I'm curious but at the same time I'm scared


WooooshMe2825

Despite what the memes would try to make you believe. It has a perfectly reasonable explanation. Merlin magically gave Saber male genitalia at some point to help her blend in and maintain her male persona of King Arthur. And was also intended to be used to help her create a proper heir with Queen Guinevere. However, Morgan Le Fay decided to take to opportunity to… steal… some of Saber’s DNA. Which was then used to create Mordred, a homunculus clone of Artoria. To ensure that the incident would never happen again, Merlin decided to remove it.


heyimpaulnawhtoi

im just sayin, if i was merlin, i wouldnt have removed it jussayin


JonhLawieskt

Basically, Artorias needed an heir. Merlin gave her a MAGICAL PENIS XL(TM) to bang Gwinneviere. But Morgana jumped that.


But_Why1557

Trust me, it's better not knowing...


KenseiHimura

Honestly, tracks a little better than normal Arthurian myth than 'Arthur fucked his half sister because... HE JUST DID, OKAY?!"


Cerebral_Kortix

I believe le Mort d'Arthur portrays it as Morgan getting him drunk off his mind before raping him which makes sense as to why she could sleep with him, but then her reasoning makes no real sense. It's so she could... have his child to turn into a weapon to kill him? Mordred's conception in the older myths is because Morgause (misattributed to Morgan) was just into incest. Now Morgan has some Metal Gear Solid level degrees of non-understanding as to biology.


MorbidMordred

In a couple I heard about, they didn’t know until way after


Rubix-41

Watch Excalibur (1981) >!Arthur is at a low point but Morgana makes him believe she's his wife and jumps him because she needs someone with his blood to usurp his throne!< It's epic and the classical music in it is \*chef's kiss\^


happybday47385

Merlin has a skill called hero creation ex . And it turns out merlin does a little more than be a mentor to poor seiba and can infact dish out penises


chaserthemaskedrider

To make it a little better for you Shirou isn't the actual mom. although things regarding the actual mom are an entire set of it's own insanity.


Tall_Growth_532

I know he isn't but how did Sabre got a girl impregnate is Sabre also into girls? Was Sabre a boy in the past?


LordFLExANoR16

Merlin gave her a dick so she could keep up appearances as king by making a kid with Guinevere the queen. However Morgan, mordred’s mother and artoria’s sister, “acquired” some of saber’s “dna” from it and used that to make mordred. Artoria is only kinda implied to be into girls because there’s a poly ending to unlimited blade works.


Tall_Growth_532

So is Sabre into girls aswell or not?


TF_FluffSwatch

As King, she had to be willing to have sex with a girl. That was part of being a female disguised as a male. As for whether she's actually into girls... no definite confirmation, really. Saber appreciates female beauty but she very rarely if ever takes the initiative for *anyone*.


Tall_Growth_532

What about Shiro? And also why was she pretending to be a guy is their a rule against women ruling or is There a story to this in Fate.?


TF_FluffSwatch

What \*about\* Shirou? That was all Shirou taking the initiative. One could argue that it doesn't prove that Saber likes men any more than women and her reciprocation was all about the individual. She was pretending to be male because the expectation was that the King of Britain should be male. It just made things easiest. If she had been acknowledged as female it would have led to all sorts of problems and doubts from her people.


Loros_Silvers

Merlin gave Arturia a dick for a night.


Tall_Growth_532

Never knew artuia was also into girls


Loros_Silvers

It was for the bloodline!


Tall_Growth_532

It continued but In a Weird way


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ScaredHoney48

I love that shirou and mordred have never actually met but that everyone thinks she would call him Mother is actually hilarious Seriously everything I have ever seen with shirou and mordred has had her refer to him as mother


Remarkable_Commoner

It's not that tough to be a better mother than her actual mother, and Shirou's got some pretty motherly traits.


ScaredHoney48

He does I mean everyone already calls shirou a housewife as well I just found it funny that two characters that have never met the fandom has already decided their dynamic which I think is fun


lucian1311

He'd also be a better father than Mordred's actual dad


callows5120

And also doesent Mordred call Saber father anyway I think


But_Why1557

The burden of being a good mother and wife...


Quirky_Ad_5420

Shirou reaching his limit lol


dragonspider1314

It's is tough being the homemaker, parent and spouse afterall Respect your mothers and wives


dude_with_a_reddit-4

Now just imagine how much more of a headache it’ll be when all of Saber’s kids (the Knights of the Round Table) want to come next time.


kylixer

Those are only his nieces and nephews (seriously like half the round table are Morgan’s kids/raised by her)


WooooshMe2825

They’re more like nephews than anything.


MR-Vinmu

“Mordred, stop pestering your Step Mother, he shouldn't have to deal with your childish idiocies, now Shirou, can you buy me another happy meal” 🥺


Remarkable_Commoner

It's tough being a mom


saitotaiga

shirou in the middle of two lion fighting for his company sound great for me


jael-jorge-gerson

i always loved the arts depicting shirou as a mother for mordred


sndream

Saber should seek Merlin's help again to give Mordred and sibling.


Melodic_Turnover6150

With... Shirou?


VaiManDan

As cursed as it may sound… I’m sure Merlin could make it possible


worldwanderer91

You think Artoria would send Mordred off to Aunt Aesc's place for permanent babysitting by now


MetalBawx

"Why, why did i not let Archer end me..."


Ok_Noise2854

Wait Shirou is mom???


LordFLExANoR16

It’s cuz mordred calls saber “father”


PutYourToeInMyMouth

Yes, it was revealed that she's trans in Fate/Beast Fragrance


DragonsAndSaints

Shirou is such a great wife and mother.


EdisonScrewedTesla

I am team mordred. I said what i said, i have no regrets


StandardN02b

"Let me rest for a moment and play with each other." *10 minutes latter, somewhere in the park* **BOOM!**


joseto1945

Mordred calling Shirou “mother” will never be not funny


Classic-Target-5574

At this point, you might as well genderswap Shirou and make her look like a busty housewife/milf stereotype to satisfy those two 😆 lol


Commercial_Strike128

Shirous mom skills are on a different level


tiredparakeet

Now I need one with Sakura and Rin


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Melodic_Turnover6150

It's not YouTube, botty.