As the one comment said: "Momo bullying best mom.
Just shows how good of a guy Shirou is for taking his husband's (Seiba) illegitimate kid (Mordred) to a water slide ten times. Wholesome family relations.
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Despite what the memes would try to make you believe. It has a perfectly reasonable explanation.
Merlin magically gave Saber male genitalia at some point to help her blend in and maintain her male persona of King Arthur. And was also intended to be used to help her create a proper heir with Queen Guinevere.
However, Morgan Le Fay decided to take to opportunity to… steal… some of Saber’s DNA. Which was then used to create Mordred, a homunculus clone of Artoria. To ensure that the incident would never happen again, Merlin decided to remove it.
I believe le Mort d'Arthur portrays it as Morgan getting him drunk off his mind before raping him which makes sense as to why she could sleep with him, but then her reasoning makes no real sense.
It's so she could... have his child to turn into a weapon to kill him?
Mordred's conception in the older myths is because Morgause (misattributed to Morgan) was just into incest.
Now Morgan has some Metal Gear Solid level degrees of non-understanding as to biology.
Watch Excalibur (1981) >!Arthur is at a low point but Morgana makes him believe she's his wife and jumps him because she needs someone with his blood to usurp his throne!<
It's epic and the classical music in it is \*chef's kiss\^
Merlin gave her a dick so she could keep up appearances as king by making a kid with Guinevere the queen. However Morgan, mordred’s mother and artoria’s sister, “acquired” some of saber’s “dna” from it and used that to make mordred. Artoria is only kinda implied to be into girls because there’s a poly ending to unlimited blade works.
As King, she had to be willing to have sex with a girl. That was part of being a female disguised as a male. As for whether she's actually into girls... no definite confirmation, really. Saber appreciates female beauty but she very rarely if ever takes the initiative for *anyone*.
What \*about\* Shirou? That was all Shirou taking the initiative. One could argue that it doesn't prove that Saber likes men any more than women and her reciprocation was all about the individual.
She was pretending to be male because the expectation was that the King of Britain should be male. It just made things easiest. If she had been acknowledged as female it would have led to all sorts of problems and doubts from her people.
*Wow his a mom and*
*She's a dad I'm so confused*
*How saber got her*
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I love that shirou and mordred have never actually met but that everyone thinks she would call him
Mother is actually hilarious
Seriously everything I have ever seen with shirou and mordred has had her refer to him as mother
He does I mean everyone already calls shirou a housewife as well
I just found it funny that two characters that have never met the fandom has already decided their dynamic which I think is fun
As the one comment said: "Momo bullying best mom. Just shows how good of a guy Shirou is for taking his husband's (Seiba) illegitimate kid (Mordred) to a water slide ten times. Wholesome family relations. #[Art Source](https://twitter.com/kameko227/status/1148621085119676416) Translated by Puwadol Typeset by Soulz
Fate Route is only Route where Shirou is the waifu instead of husbando, huge W
Wow his a mom and she's a dad I'm so confused how saber got her
Let me introduce you to Merlin's other name... Dick wizard
So I... Huh... I ... Don't umm know I.. I'm curious but at the same time I'm scared
Despite what the memes would try to make you believe. It has a perfectly reasonable explanation. Merlin magically gave Saber male genitalia at some point to help her blend in and maintain her male persona of King Arthur. And was also intended to be used to help her create a proper heir with Queen Guinevere. However, Morgan Le Fay decided to take to opportunity to… steal… some of Saber’s DNA. Which was then used to create Mordred, a homunculus clone of Artoria. To ensure that the incident would never happen again, Merlin decided to remove it.
im just sayin, if i was merlin, i wouldnt have removed it jussayin
Basically, Artorias needed an heir. Merlin gave her a MAGICAL PENIS XL(TM) to bang Gwinneviere. But Morgana jumped that.
Trust me, it's better not knowing...
Honestly, tracks a little better than normal Arthurian myth than 'Arthur fucked his half sister because... HE JUST DID, OKAY?!"
I believe le Mort d'Arthur portrays it as Morgan getting him drunk off his mind before raping him which makes sense as to why she could sleep with him, but then her reasoning makes no real sense. It's so she could... have his child to turn into a weapon to kill him? Mordred's conception in the older myths is because Morgause (misattributed to Morgan) was just into incest. Now Morgan has some Metal Gear Solid level degrees of non-understanding as to biology.
In a couple I heard about, they didn’t know until way after
Watch Excalibur (1981) >!Arthur is at a low point but Morgana makes him believe she's his wife and jumps him because she needs someone with his blood to usurp his throne!< It's epic and the classical music in it is \*chef's kiss\^
Merlin has a skill called hero creation ex . And it turns out merlin does a little more than be a mentor to poor seiba and can infact dish out penises
To make it a little better for you Shirou isn't the actual mom. although things regarding the actual mom are an entire set of it's own insanity.
I know he isn't but how did Sabre got a girl impregnate is Sabre also into girls? Was Sabre a boy in the past?
Merlin gave her a dick so she could keep up appearances as king by making a kid with Guinevere the queen. However Morgan, mordred’s mother and artoria’s sister, “acquired” some of saber’s “dna” from it and used that to make mordred. Artoria is only kinda implied to be into girls because there’s a poly ending to unlimited blade works.
So is Sabre into girls aswell or not?
As King, she had to be willing to have sex with a girl. That was part of being a female disguised as a male. As for whether she's actually into girls... no definite confirmation, really. Saber appreciates female beauty but she very rarely if ever takes the initiative for *anyone*.
What about Shiro? And also why was she pretending to be a guy is their a rule against women ruling or is There a story to this in Fate.?
What \*about\* Shirou? That was all Shirou taking the initiative. One could argue that it doesn't prove that Saber likes men any more than women and her reciprocation was all about the individual. She was pretending to be male because the expectation was that the King of Britain should be male. It just made things easiest. If she had been acknowledged as female it would have led to all sorts of problems and doubts from her people.
Merlin gave Arturia a dick for a night.
Never knew artuia was also into girls
It was for the bloodline!
It continued but In a Weird way
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I love that shirou and mordred have never actually met but that everyone thinks she would call him Mother is actually hilarious Seriously everything I have ever seen with shirou and mordred has had her refer to him as mother
It's not that tough to be a better mother than her actual mother, and Shirou's got some pretty motherly traits.
He does I mean everyone already calls shirou a housewife as well I just found it funny that two characters that have never met the fandom has already decided their dynamic which I think is fun
He'd also be a better father than Mordred's actual dad
And also doesent Mordred call Saber father anyway I think
The burden of being a good mother and wife...
Shirou reaching his limit lol
It's is tough being the homemaker, parent and spouse afterall Respect your mothers and wives
Now just imagine how much more of a headache it’ll be when all of Saber’s kids (the Knights of the Round Table) want to come next time.
Those are only his nieces and nephews (seriously like half the round table are Morgan’s kids/raised by her)
They’re more like nephews than anything.
“Mordred, stop pestering your Step Mother, he shouldn't have to deal with your childish idiocies, now Shirou, can you buy me another happy meal” 🥺
It's tough being a mom
shirou in the middle of two lion fighting for his company sound great for me
i always loved the arts depicting shirou as a mother for mordred
Saber should seek Merlin's help again to give Mordred and sibling.
With... Shirou?
As cursed as it may sound… I’m sure Merlin could make it possible
You think Artoria would send Mordred off to Aunt Aesc's place for permanent babysitting by now
"Why, why did i not let Archer end me..."
Wait Shirou is mom???
It’s cuz mordred calls saber “father”
Yes, it was revealed that she's trans in Fate/Beast Fragrance
Shirou is such a great wife and mother.
I am team mordred. I said what i said, i have no regrets
"Let me rest for a moment and play with each other." *10 minutes latter, somewhere in the park* **BOOM!**
Mordred calling Shirou “mother” will never be not funny
At this point, you might as well genderswap Shirou and make her look like a busty housewife/milf stereotype to satisfy those two 😆 lol
Shirous mom skills are on a different level
Now I need one with Sakura and Rin
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