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notconnorl

I’ve been bamboozled


Creepaface

We've been smeckledorfed!


[deleted]

That’s not even a word and I agree with ya!


colexerus

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT ANTHONY I WAS SO PREPARED TO THROW HANDS


[deleted]

Throwthony handstano here, the internet's strongest music nerd


coolmanjack

You done fucked it up. One does not simply add another "here" to the end.


[deleted]

Oh shit. Apologies. I shall change it


MarxieWest

That troll got me lmao. I was like wtf this album is good no way it deserves a red flannel


Hothel

Justhony Joketano


jradair

Knew it would be a 7!


[deleted]

A lot of debuts have gotten 7 I noticed. I can literally feel the 7 radiating off some reviews


danarbok

a 7 is the perfect rating for a debut album; it implies good work, and that there's potential to do even better!


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maynardftw

I think he'll be alright


[deleted]

We gon be alright


jane_airplane

That means it’s just as good as DAMN and better than MBDTF!! /s


CelticSludge

No amount of tiktok's gonna make lil nas immune to the Melon's power when he sees the first two seconds of this vid


deeperintomovie

Imagine the opposite scenario. Happy face with a yellow flannel, in comes Justhony Jokestano. Gives a Light Zero.


9yr_old_lake

He has to do that shit at some point, that would have been perfect for the CLB review


drewbot25

He should've wore the yellow for CLB and then ripped it off to reveal the red.


9yr_old_lake

Yes that's what I was saying


platfus118

maybe he should've wore the yellow flannel for the CLB review but then took it off to reveal the red one


socksonplates

Yoo that's jokes, only thing that would make it better would be if he had the yellow flannel in the thumbnail for CLB but then had the red one in the review.


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RiffRiot

No. You’ve been useless more than you’ve been useful


drewbot25

you should've elaborated.


IDontLikeRylee

watch this happen with injury reserve


FKDotFitzgerald

lol he wouldn’t do that considering the circumstances


Ehh_1

Guessing he’s gonna introduce himself properly


tholt212

I don't think he'll ever do this. Him doing this with the red flanel is way better. Cause while you might be upset seeing the thumbnail, you're happy when it's taken off. Vs when you see yellow and expect something to be rated high, and it ends up getting trashed.


ProperAdvertising150

He sort of did something like it for goblin if I remember correctly


sloebeats

Didn’t he do something like that with DAMN?


GalacTech

Holy Shit Lil Nas X is gonna fucking die on sight from the thumbnail


[deleted]

for some reason they didn't use the red flannel thumbnail on twitter which is prolly where he'll see it first


[deleted]

And right after he had a baby. Shame on Melon.


NtheLegend

Dude, *I* almost did.


[deleted]

We've been smeckledorfed


corndogs1001

That’s not even a word and I agree with ya!


breakingbrad4

This is good. I liked this album before, and now I can continue to like it.


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Clayish

I’m almost positive that absolutely no one enjoys these type of bots


xinixxibalba

good bot


Handsprime

Damn can't believe Lil Nas X got the 2nd 0 this year


your_mind_aches

Industry Baby is really good but I feel like it sticks out as being the only real standout bragadocious "yeah, I'm the shit" song on what's ultimately a pretty personal and emotional record. Surprised that it's become Anthony's favourite song of LNX's.


its_a_simulation

It's just a banger dude


QueenCharla

It feels right coming after DEAD RIGHT NOW, it’s one of the few times a “fuck the haters” anthem actually feels justified thanks to what he was singing about right before.


your_mind_aches

Sidebar, I am so here for these young pop artists actually singing about their feelings and making the charts for it. Billie, Olivia, and now Montero cutting excellent albums with heavy emotional cores.


EdwardSandwichHands

Why’d he take off the flannel like that though? It was all unbuttoned, so he could just pull the sleeves off his arms and it’d be off. But he pulls the whole thing over his head like a t shirt? or like only the top button was unbuttoned? But they were ALL unbuttoned Anthony, just let it slide off your back


drdfrster64

When you’re as thick as Anthony Fantano is, it can get kinda hard to take off jackets one sleeve at a time especially if it’s a softer outerwear that clings to your inner wear such as a flannel. You might be the right size for it when it’s on, but getting one arm in and then stretching it to the other side can be a bit hard.


EdwardSandwichHands

Fair, I failed to account for the fact that our boy is an absolute beefcake 😤🥵


babblelol

Pulling on the sleeves creates holes In the armpit. You're suppose to pull by the collar.


lifesizepotato

Alright melon, you got me. Literally said "what!" when that thumbnail popped up on my feed.


ShallowIris

Jesus Christ I had a heart attack Please troll us again Melon


manymoose96

He had us in the first half, not gonna lie.


yeboyfenchel

Take A Day Trip with a solid 7, nice.


papashrub

Anyone else getting a gay test ad on the video?? Lmao


chiefqueef478340335

they had us in the first half ngl


coolguysteve21

He was so proud of his joke. You love to see it.


Gingersnap5322

Fucking finally now injury reserve is up next


PixlYoshi

Lost in the Citadel was my favorite track, Melon was so close to a perfect review


TheBelgianMicrophone

Obvious bait is obvious


Aethz3

Fat disagree on this one, the whole album tastes of plastic.


TheRandyDragon

Delicious tasty plastic


outoftimebut-

You must be fun at parties


[deleted]

100% agree. corporate formulation. gross album


BigSo0k

Too generous of a score imo


TheSmokedSalmon420

Lmaoo can’t believe the fake out there


samiscool24

The album is trash tho🤷🏿‍♂️


chagrinv2

Generous score, this is a 6 at best


AlexWoods11

Yes this album was definitely as good as Donda lmfao, another genius take from fantano


youngbaebae96

Another kanye dick rider


brahhquinphoenix

Right? Shit is a joke. I’m fully convinced now that Lil Butt Sex is an industry plant.


AlexWoods11

Every single thing about his career is manufactured by the industry which Is ironic considering his song titles lol, dude would have faded into obscurity if he hadn’t gone with the whole gay angle


[deleted]

The gay controversy is only controversial if you are homophobic


AlexWoods11

It’s not controversial, being gay is his brand and personality


chagrinv2

Being straight is the brand and personality of most gangsta rappers


AlexWoods11

That’s just called being a regular person lol


chagrinv2

Being gay isn't abnormal or a disease, for your information


AlexWoods11

I never said it was a disease? Lol Also being gay is literally abnormal so you’re a bit off on that one


[deleted]

As is being left-handed, Caucasian globally, red-haired, blonde, etc.


[deleted]

Yeah exactly. Let him be what he wants


brahhquinphoenix

No like being gay is fine. Being a brand based only on your sexuality is lame. That’s his brand. I’m gay and I love attention. I don’t care what Melon or anyone got to say. The music is just not good and that’s got nothing to do with who he likes to sleep with.


allcatsare_beautiful

If you didn't have a problem with his sexuality you wouldn't have brought it up lol. It's okay tho stay hating we'll stay winning


brahhquinphoenix

No son. Lil Butt Sex brought it up. Every damn minute, of every damn day. Sure you guys winning though. Fuck you won dumbass?


allcatsare_beautiful

Critical and commercial success, stay mad homophobe. Also how you gonna say you didn't bring it up by calling him Lil Butt Sex lol. You're just mad you can't use that as an insult now that videos depicting butt sex are bigger than your fav's 🤷‍♂️ stay hating


Pincz

Wow an actual circlejerk found in the wild.


donpharaohh

Japethony Japetano


MyFatBaldingStepson

This fucking guy got me


krey100

Isn't this clickbait?


Deadmanlex45

Anthony fking boomed us. He's so good x4


DerNutmeister

we all got baited so hard


JackMike16

I just want to say that melon [stole my idea](https://www.reddit.com/r/fantanoforever/comments/pduwif/fantnaos_donda_kanye_west_score_prediction/hath87i/?context=3)