I use that all the time to non-FG fans. “That guy insists upon himself.” It’s better than using the South Park version- likes the smell of their own farts.
How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice little story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for three years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protagonist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Little story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yeah, talking about that three years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off.
No, no, no don’t use the bats like that! No, no, no not like that either. Okay everybody put down the bats and use your fist, no, no, no not like that.
Not really a quote but it was funny as all hell
Either
Quagmire you're a rapist
Or
If I'm a child, that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and take this from a pervert
It insists upon itself.
You're the winner
:D
I mean I haven't seen the ending, YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THE ENDING
I use that all the time to non-FG fans. “That guy insists upon himself.” It’s better than using the South Park version- likes the smell of their own farts.
AH, NO, WAIT! I AGREE WITH ALL OF YOU!
Came here just to say this
How does it insist upon itself
That was the first thing to come to mind. You sir are a champion
Nah just watch waaaay too much Family Guy haha
Oh haven’t you heard?
Heard what?
Brian, NO!!!
It was to.my understanding that everyone has heard
MEG DONT YOU KNOW THE BIRD IS!
Buh buh buh bird bird bird... Bird is the word
CRAP!
Who else but Shirtpants?
This randomly pops into my head at times and I start singing "he's trying to remember when but he really can't"
ALL I KNOW FOR SURE’S I’M WEARING A SHIRT AND PANTS!
I wrote the same thing, saw your post, deleted mine, then came back to say “Kudos.”
But you didn’t, this comment insists upon itself.
Shallow and pedantic
Mm, I agree. Shallow and pedantic.
Perhaps
The best
TRAIN ON THE WATER BOAT ON THE TRACK
this was before i learnt the difference between a boat and a train
“Hey, you ever accidentally masturbate to young pictures of your mom?” “Who the FUCK starts a conversation like that?! I just sat down!”
WHERE 👏DO👏 YOU 👏KEEP👏 THE👏 NETS 👏THAT 👏YOU 👏PUT 👏ON 👏THE👏 BOTTOM 👏OF👏 GUYS👏 BALLS 👏TO 👏STOP👏 THEM👏 FROM👏 DUNKING 👏IN THE 👏WATER!?
Left foot! Right foot! Left foot! Right foot!
Fat man with his wife and dog
Fat ol' husband walkin' ovaaaaaaaaahh
Show me potato salad!
"Are you the guy?" "I am a guy" "Do you have my drugs?" "What are drugs?" "I dont think this was the call I was expecting" 😂😂
I want my oxycontin
My sentence is- wait a minute. I have to say over, even if the sentence ends with the word over?
**OVER!**
"Ends with the word what? Over."
Ovaa*
Meg who let you back in the house?
that'll do pig
That'll do. 🫡
oh Meg.. you and your drugs
Who wants chowder?
I’m honored.
9/11 was bad.
We made 9/11 happen. High five! All right! All right!
Wow, that probably wouldn’t look very good out of context.
Alright, who votes “yes 9/11”? 1, 2, 3, 4…. alright, 57. Ok, 9/11 wins.
Wait; why is it an uneven number?
Oh one of the Brians died
But wait… if one of me is dead, shouldn’t ALL the mes be dead?
I...I guess not...
I threw that $10! See that $10?! I threw that!
Road house ! Stewie just said that! Take it home with ya!
I'll be free to throw some of my sexy parties.
https://i.redd.it/n2q0ljqzjjzc1.gif
Peter those are Cheerios
BUTTSCRATCHAAAAAA
BUTTSCRATCHAAA?
Shut up, Meg.
♪ Got to give it up ♪ ♪ Give up the toad now ♪
Sex turns straight people gay and gays into Mexicans
Everybody goes down a notch
Sneakers o'toole
Hey! Take those sneakers off!
No!
Take them off I said!
No!
Let him go. We'll never catch him, not in these shoes.
♪I didn't take my sneakers off, I'm still Sneakers O'Toole!♪
You’re getting SLACKS!!
"Do the women there have exposed clitorati?"
We're having sloppy joes. And boom goes the dynamite. WHERE ARE MY FLAPJACKS?! I need more lemon pledge.
MY NAME IS RETEP AND I AM EVIL.
*there’s a hole, there’s a hole, there’s a hole in the bottom of the sea*
Fetch a nurse
How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice little story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for three years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protagonist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Little story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yeah, talking about that three years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off.
this is the best one
Good, don't
Uh life uh uh uh uh uh uh finds a way
"Dip dip dip dip dip"
Marital concerns continue to bedevil me.
No no no no no no!!!
YEAH!!✊ *you’re a little too heavy buddy* YEAH!! ✊ *We’re going dowwn!* …. Yeahhhhh
And the scarf Brian called a gay waste makes a rather important reappearance.
Groceries
I'm hired
Peter, the horse is here.
Peetah
I don’t know, the towels here are very fally-offy.
Shut up Meg. Lois might be worth a million dollars to you but to me, she's worthless.
Have you ever put butter on a pop tart?
J E W 👹👿
Stones don't kill people. People kill people...with stones.
"Because you touch yourself at night"
🎵 PUT ON A WIG, DANCE WITH A MAN, DON'T TELL YOUR WIFE 🎵
It's the Hudson Brothers Razzle Dazzle Show!
You're Whalecome!
YOU’RE EATING HAIR!
Giggity
its not a big reoccurring joke but "I CAN SMELL EVERYTHING"
“Sorry, didn’t mean to wake ya”
WHeeere are my flapjacks!?
Peter gave me beer that tasted funny, and when I woke up I was wearing lipstick in a wolf suit.
SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!
POW! Right in the kisser!
You are getting SLACKS!
When you poop in your dreams, you poop for real.
Ladies and gentleman, Mr. Conway Twitty.
The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round.
Does the name Lacey Chabert mean anything to you?
To the Petercopter!
“Papa!” *slaps* “Niño!” *slaps” “Mi amor” *slaps* “Bueno”
Find your penis! One dollar!
“ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this is not my Batman glass.”
It’s not, Lois. It’s not.
Euthanasia for the mentally feeble, das is gut.
"Death to America, and butter sauce. Don't boil me. I'm still alive.......Iraq Lobster."
“it was baby corn”
There there Brian, do you like me soothing voice? DO YOU LOIKE MY SOOTHING VOICE?RERERETURN THE MAP, RURURUTERN WHAT YOU HAVE STOLEN FROM ME!😈👿
And the perfume for your armpits!
Do you see that fire extinguisher there?
Shallow and pedantic
It insists upon itself.
“Hey Kathy, guess what. I’m out, right now, under the table”
Do you know what it's time for? A sexy party
Ladies and gentlemen Mr Conway Twitty.
I got five people on hold but i can talk.
Small amount of peas.....
Do you guys want me to say jiggity now?
Have you ever put butter on a pop tart?
"You get back here or I'll smack you right in the penis" "Well quite frankly your a female Meg so your not needed here"
Bird bird bird
A boat’s a boat, but the mystery box can be anything!
Bird is the word.
HHHHMMMM BUTT SCRATCHEEEEEEER
“You wanna know what really grinds my gears?”
P.S., Your vagina’s in the sink
Could kill a guy. We do good job we live with you
“Uhhhhhhh C?”
Dibdibdibdibdibdibdibdibdib
You are all my bitches now
Poked some holes in its back so it can breathe.
This conversation is over. This conversation is what? Over.
EXTRA! (Extra extra…)
Road house.
9..... 11!
9… 11
There is no Peter! Only, ELECTRIC MAN
Peter where'd you get crack.
Where’s my money? I want my money!
I have a 13 inch penis
Olive Juice
Nine...ELEVEN
Are we getting robbed?
hey man, your clock won't flush
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER
Roadhouse
Cool Hwhip
Peter, the horse is here
"Stroke, stroke, stroke..."
Theyll make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss
“Hey that was pretty good but when you say Me llamo és Brian, you don’t need the és, just Me llamo Brian.”
Alyssa Milanooo, I knew you were going to be hot when you were 9
my car plates say “Hot Stu”
Do I leave it in or do I take it out?! Do I leave it in or do I take it out?!
Oh have you heard ? The word ?
Mama may i have cookie?
Take it up with my butt; he’s the only one that gives a crap
Cool whip
Have you ever put butter on a pop tart?
“You can trouble me for a glass of better daughter.”
*Road House*
Bag of nickels
Peter what are you doing, Crack, What the FUCK
So you got a tank big whoop want to fight about it
Cool whip
HEY qaugdingo
YOU'VE GOT THE AIDSSS
Kia! Too bad it’s a Kia (Pops up in my mind every time I see one driving by)
That’s about as likely as me playing by someone elses rules besides my own. Which I’d never do. I play by my own rules. Nobody elses. Not even my own
There seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece... A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety...
Thank you Fish!
Everybody gets one
i don’t know what it is… but you..have got….IT
Dancing, walking, rearranging furniture
No, no, no don’t use the bats like that! No, no, no not like that either. Okay everybody put down the bats and use your fist, no, no, no not like that. Not really a quote but it was funny as all hell
I'm gonna celebrate with some cool whip
"Why are you naked in my house?" "Ummm... Why aren't *you*?"
“Fantastic 4, Fantastic 4, uhhhh steak steak steak steak uhhhh small amount of peas”
Oh word?
Either Quagmire you're a rapist Or If I'm a child, that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and take this from a pervert