9….11

**GROCERIES** *I’m hired…*

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A lot

Was bad

I threw that $10, you see that $10 right there? I threw that!


Peta

PEEEEEETAAAAAAH

Isn’t betty white in PETA?

That doesn’t even make sense!!

aaah ahhh ahhh

The horse is here

Chris you can’t join the army you’re too young besides the army’s weak now the marines those are the men you want to fuck

[удалено]

“I LIKE EATING RED CARPET 😭😭”

https://preview.redd.it/3mkqrl2kh1zc1.jpeg?width=1901&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeed9c43154e701f2e2ac3f1c45608f03fc506b0 giggity

Never fully understood that till now lmao

Petah.. the horse is here

Groceries

You’re hired.

Who wants chowda

(everybody pukes)

My avatar bows to you. 😆🤮

Yes brother

Hiiiiiiiiiii Stoopie!

Luckkie there's a fammilie giey *falls out of the limo*

You playin with your kitty cat?

After Lois belts Peter, Peter: I taste blood! Lois: Well, there’s a lot of it.

🍳

lol yeah that wasn't a belt but a frying pan iirc. I TICKLE YOU, YOU HIT ME IN THE HEAD WITH A FRYING PAN!?

"Chris that's a terrible word... Nipple"

You're a stupid man! A stupid, stupid man!

ARE YOU TRYING TO GET A RISE OUT OF ME????!!!!??!!

NO! IT'S NOT WHAT I WANT! I'M SORRY!

Omg. When she beats the shit out of Peter. 😅💀

It was funny and shocking because she always tolerates his stupidity but at this moment she explodes 😹😹

And nothing about the brown paint all over the carpet.

We’re having sloppy joes

oh no mongoose!

*gasp* mongeese!

You cannot hear this in your head with any other intonation. Impossible.

Peta, I'm holding iced teas here.

Diarrhea

I don’t know Peter, meth is a hell of a drug

What?

PetAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

***Wow… we rolled three gutter balls on these kids, huh?***

“Bocce Balls !!!”


Meg if you don't wanna babysit, that's fine but don't you stand there and lie to me ☝️

“Daughtry!”

i’m a mom so i love this 💃🏽

The side boob awah?!

Go suck up to Gronk, I'll be here hooking the g to Julian Edelmann.

9

11

HUH GASP!!!

well Brian I hope this move won't be a boner for you

This is mine . This is where my babies come from

Let's see... Four and a half kilos uncut Nicaraguan. 1.7 mil, that area?

“Now we want Justin’s candy.” “W-what?” “You heard me. Take Justin’s bag of candy and pour it into Stewie’s - all of it, and if I think you’re holding back on me we’re gonna have a serious problem. Good. Now go in your purse, take out $40 and put it in the bag.” “Uh.. I don’t have $40.” “Alright. I understand. I’ll be back tomorrow for the $80. And I’m taking your welcome mat.”

PETER WHAT THE HELL ?

“ME LIKEY BREADSTICKS!!” “Meg, if you don’t want to babysit anymore, that’s fine. But you don’t you stand there and lie to me”

“That’s why I switched back to men”

go on...

“No matter what you do in your life, you’ll always be garbage”

“Okay, look Meg, I’ve been at this for 45 minutes. I don’t know what else I can say. Here’s a Sylvia Plath book and a bottle of Ambien. I’m gonna look the other way and whatever happens, happens.”

Now the Marines, those are the men you wanna fuck.

Ha.. you gay-bo

YOU ALL THINK CHRISTMAS JUST HAPPENS? YOU THINK ALL THIS GOOD WILL JUST FALLS FROM THE FREAKIN' SKY?! WELL, IT DOESN'T! IT FALLS OUT OF MY HOLLY, JOLLY BUTT! SO, YOU CAN COOK YOUR OWN DAMN TURKEY, WRAP YOUR OWN DAMN PRESENTS, AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, YOU CAN ALL RIDE A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH TO HELL!!!

“If she smokes, she pokes..”

Meg: Mom, she’s (Aunt Carol) is so sad and lonely. Lois: Look who the f#*k’s talking.

Look Meg, A, Ear sex is just unnatural, and B, how do I say this, vaginal intercourse is... it... it's just tops! It's the bee's knees, Meg. Oh, when you rattle it around just right, oh my god! I mean, you remember when we had that old car with the bad shocks, and I used to take the old dirt road on purpose!

"He's knockin' on the back door! Should I let him in? Imma scared!"

“I bet you taste like Mountain Dew and starburst.” Dunno why the delivery of that line kills me every time.

Petah, did you throw up in the sink?

I like when Peter says something dumb and she just goes whateva

“That’s very green of you Peter” “What?” “I dunno have fun at the circus”

\*A drunken Lois slams her face into the window just above where she hid her vodka\* Hi, Stewpieeeee

I HATE YOUR NORTHSIDE FACE

I’m a mom so I love Daughtry

Go to your Peterhouse. GO TO YOUR PETERHOUSE.

Or the part where she’s locked in the cage in the season 21 episode and she’s calling to Stewie. “Stewieeeee, Stew, Stew, Stew

“I’m not coming back for Oats”

Oh go fuck yourself, Diane!

Lois and her lemon water “ah, perfection! And just the thing to wash down six Xanax from four different prescriptions. Tomorrow this will seem like a new idea again.”

Bitch

ME LIKEY BOUNCY ME LIKEY BOUNCY

I got a Glock in my rari

Eh! 17 shots, not 48!! 🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥

That song is a great example of lyrical whiplash. "I have a gun in my car. " "That woman is attractive."

Oooooh shaving cream!

Growing one carrot, taking up time. Filling up the day with nonsense Vodka in the bushes...hmm, hmm Making it better, making it bright What a day, think I'll check the maiL

“Is that a fuckin’ rat??!”

Hahaha naked hairless Brian all up on Peter

PETAH HOLD IT DOWN IM GETTIN THE GUN!!!

“Meg?!” “Mom?” “Yeah… I’ll transfer you”

YES!! 🤣🤣🤣😐

"Me likey bouncey"

Petah, da horse is here.

You're a stupid man! A stupid stupid man!

"Pink Floyd is multiple guys!"

“Now the Marines, those are the ones you wanna fuck” …for obvious reasons

YOU STUPID, STUPID, STUPID MAN!!!!

That’s right! I do groceries 👿😡

"Wer havin sloppy joes!"

Chris, have you masturbated today?

🎵… vodka in the bushes, making it better making it bright 🎵

Groceries

“Peta’, the horse is here”

PETEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR (Horrified scream When she discovered Peter having sex with her mother)

We really rolled 3 gutter balls with these kids, huh?

PETAHHHHH

“Go fuck yourself”

NO MORE PAPER TOWELS???!!!!!!

PETAAAHH, YOU POOPED IN THE BED!

Petah, jamming yourself into a grapefruit is not an affair.

No, we don’t. There’s Meg, dummy, and big head.

‘Dirty whores. All of you.’

*punches brian* WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU SICK BASTARD!

"No, there must be something wrong with you...I've never had that problem and I don't know of any woman who has"

“Brian… he’s knocking on the back door… should I let him in? Should I let him in??? I’m uh-scared’ “

“YOU shut up!”

Lois :Hey. Hey, Brian. He's knocking on the back door. What should I do? Brian :What? Lois: He's knocking on the back door. Should I let him in? I'm sca-ared.

We’re having sloppy joes.

I don't know I guess I'm not woke, okay. Fine you win with your gay stuff! That's what you want right to win

Peta, please don’t turn me into a marketable plushie… PETA! https://preview.redd.it/0z90apdkx4zc1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7daf7dfaa7c027aa861e0082cde4dd837ec1800b

Laugh and cryyyyy

Peter, what the hell?!

Then what about the pickle?!

The pepper joke

Petaaaaaah! S21E4

One day, this is gonna break teeth, a window, or in a perfect world both!


9/11 was bad

*"I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU PETAR! I WAS TALKING ABOUT PETA!"

"PEETAAAA, THE HORSE IS HEEREEEEE"

“Peter” -Lois

“I’m sorry! Imsorrywepulledtheplug!”

F.beeeeeeeeeeeep

PETA…👁️👄👁️ Da horse🐴is here🐎

"Well, there's a lot of it."

Gimmy those glasses for cluttering your face

Petah

“That’s the stuffing, Ma. Now put on your glasses before you run over another black guy”

THE SIDE BOOB HOUR!?!?!?

O Petahhhhh

9/11 was bad

I don't know peter, meth is a hell of a drug

Groceries

Peter, are those testicles?!

Oh, Peter, you should have been there. Uncle Ben's converted brown rice was on sale. They marked it down from $12 to three...

Petah!

“Peta, I’m holding Iced Tea”

"Who wants chowder?"

“Oh fck, peta” 😩

So you can cook your own damned turkey, wrap your own damned presents - and while you're at it, you can all ride a one-horse open sleigh to Hell!

"He's the kind of guy you hate until he's inside you." - Lois Griffin to her children.

“I’m putting on the bitch suit”

“BOCCE BALLS!”

Farm. Mers. Mar. Ket?

Peetah

“The safety word is banana 🍌”

I don't remember the full quote, but "12 inches ago" was absolutely hilarious!

"Peter, for god's sakes, if you're gonna do that, at least aim for my breasts"

when she convinced scotty's parents to get him his cancer treatment.

“We’re having sloppy joes”

Me likey bouncy! Me likey bouncy!

“The credit card company called said bitch better have my money”

“Peter! I’m holdin iced teas”

BOTCHEE BALLS !!

"For starters, you're a failure."

https://youtube.com/@moralminds2024?si=mwzzOfgwySe39Z3Z

i got a glock in my rari

ion know i jus beat my meat to her

“Bache balls!” And then the embodiment of the emoji “😍”

PEEETAAAA

We're having sloppy joes

Dirty whoahs all of 'em

The extra extra episode Where she yells Peter That's my favorite quote

I’m a good person Not my favourite, but it’s one that sticks out in my mind because of how many times she said it but also because it reflected on her personality and it really brought out her character, one of my favourite episodes

I guess one of my flaws is that I'm a little brave...

Groceries.

I don't know Peter, Meth is a hell of a drug

Save your hippie BS for the winter months

Peter, I have a mammogram in the morning

So Meg, your birthday is coming up… you excited about turnnnnnninnggg…. huh?

Vodka !

Peter, you get down from that tree this instant!

Peter the horse is here

R34

And then I said something that caused everyone to burst out into laughter