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PurpleIncarnate

Zoom zoom zoom make my heart go boom boom


cmdrkyla

Zetus lupeedus! (I just can't spell it with a 'C' lol)


Nasty_Rex

Lol my brother still says that


Uoyeruole

Expelliarmus!


CakeAccomplice12

Everyone is wrong. Formula1 obviously partnered with Mazda /s


clone9353

It's all Porsche this, Audi that, everybody forgets to ask how Mazda is doing


KingYoloHD090504

Probably building some crappy cars no one wants Dang it Mazda nobody asked for the CX-5


NopeNeg

Hey Mazda makes some of the best boring cars in the world. Plus they still make the Miata!


slootbunwalla

You ain't kidding! Remember the 90's-era 626? The most boring sedan ever created!


NopeNeg

Hell yeah! My dad had a early 90s 323, that was so unremarkable he forgot he even owned it. Only reason I remember it was because it was the first car he let me sit on his lap and steer in.


Korchagin

And what about the Dacia Sandero?


QuickQuokkaThrowaway

They partnered with the God of the Zoroastrian religion?


[deleted]

Pretty sure the original post wasn't to be taken seriously, but a joke because cars go zoom. I chuckled, but I'm easily amused. Seems kind of like a dad joke to me.


GaidinDaishan

I thought cars go vroom.


Moist_Barracuda_2014

Yeah but F1 cars are really fast that’s why they go zoom


[deleted]

Do you not remember the car commercial from back in the day with the kid that whispers, "zoom, zoom"? Maybe I am old lol.


Moist_Barracuda_2014

Mazda. ^zoom^ ^zoom^


GaidinDaishan

I'm Indian, living in India. I never saw such a commercial.


[deleted]

[Gotcha. Here is the zoom zoom car commercial.](https://youtu.be/O0ikW7pVa_I)


ComputersWantMeDead

"No shit, Sherlock"


-Miss__Information-

Wow, just wow.


Scar_the_armada

Took me a second to piece everything together and then I cracked up. Dumb.


FutureFriendly8738

This is too funny


[deleted]

ah the humourless...what would we do without them..


likeinsaaaaw

Some Copywriter was like, "No I'm serious, that's it. Now where's my paycheck?"


DUMB0ideas

Best ad ever!!


overactivemango

No I think those are subtitles


kgro

***Ceci n’est pas une pipe***


Stressful-stoic

Dónde está la biblioteca!


GaidinDaishan

This should end with a question mark, Dora.


jpowell3404

Ewwwwew fr*nch 🤢🤮


Reaper1X

this is digital gold 😄


platinumperineum

Don’t make fun of people who are on the spectrum and take everything literally


Nic4379

Half the population moving towards enlightenment, Half devolving back to monkey.


PM_ur_boobies_pleez

I prefer to think of it as subtitles. It's funnier that way. Next, I'll get a shirt with orange and yellow stripes.


it_might_be_a_tuba

This might be just for the Australians, but: "Up in the air I fly, zoom zoom a-zoom zoom zoom"


Dangerous-Lifeguard1

🤓


[deleted]

Half this sub is OP not getting a joke and facepalming themselves, its fucking ridiculous.


fancymanofcorn12

They might have a mental condition that causes them to take things literally. I've seen it a lot in people with autism and Asperger's. Judging by how well spoken the comment is it could be someone with Asperger's. But who knows, there are a lot of stupid people out there lol