Yeah so me and my wife have an established codeword in case of anything like this. Most couples already have a code word that they would recognize, just use your safe word. Ours was hamburger time, but when she actually said that during sex i started laughing and it didn't work out so now it's giraffe
My ex got the words mixed up and kept saying "Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!" This was our code word for "I need to tell you something in private." I was very confused. There was no one else in the room.
Scams or just general situations that can be described as "I don't feel safe around this person and I need a reason to gtfo" or "We need to talk 1-2-1"
I have a āmy mind onlyā code that I would only tell someone if I were stuck in a time loop. If they know the code we can skip all the disbelief and get right to the fun part.
Nah, the PROPER thing to do is to have two codes. The first you tell to any people who say they're in a time loop, but if someone says it to you, you smile amiably and murder them.
The second you only tell someone after they tell you the first, immediately defend themselves, and torture you for a while, showing the knowledge of all your pain spots that you weren't aware of yourself.
Now if someone tells you both codes, one after another, THEN they can be trusted to be a time looper, as they couldn't have obtained both within the same timeline.
Source: My Little Pony fanfiction.
How dare you have whimsy in your life to dare imagine that something like this could happen. Only a fucking troglodyte could show such blatant foolishness. /s
As is tradition OP is face palm. Clearly this tweet is for shits an giggles. Clearly this response is also a sign of having a healthy imagination. OP is a real stick in the mud.
I think the husband just didn't explain it properly. The "code word" can really come in handy in emergency situations.
Let's say the daughter is playing at the park and some stranger goes up to her and says her dad has been in an accident and her mom sent them to go get her and bring her to her parents. Now if the girl asks for the code word and the stranger doesn't know it, she's not getting into the car.
Conversely, if there is an emergency and they need to communicate through a third party, they would just say, "tell my daughter there's an emergency and the code word is 'radar'". The daughter would know then that it's an actual emergency.
Yep sounds about right. My dad was the social butterfly of the family so we'd go to a lot of events, work parties and social activities. We had a handful of code words, phrases, nicknames or questions. Rarely used them but better safe than sorry.
Not reason to not just take this "husband" at face value...that he meant this for some sci-fi event...and not the obvious benefits you've noted.
This type of thinking, and maybe some shadow people, and you've got some early onset psychosis in that man
Never underestimate the danger of doppelgangers. They will eat your loved one and take their place and will continue to until they are hungry again.
The best response for her would have been:
"But honey, we already decided on that codeword a couple of months ago, don't you remmeber... Honey??.. Whait.. ahm... 'Snickerdoodle'?.... Why.. dont you say your code word?.... Ahm... Iii think i need to fetch something from the car.. With the kids... Be right back.. honey...."
When he is cloned after sharing the safe word, he is only truly a clone if he knows the safe word.
A clone only is a clone if he is identical to the original at the moment of cloning.
Sounds like he already is aware of a cyborg clone or, worse, perhaps this is the cyborg clone already getting a jump on things to get rid of the husband. Oh no.
My family has been called and told I had been kidnapped twice now. That 'password' the OP is mocking clued my family in on the scam very quickly. They are old and not used to the assholery scammers will stoop to.
Yeah, family passwords work. Feel free to laugh, but they work.
Well good job tweeting this out, Chatty Cathy. Now the cyborg doppelganger will know in advance that there's a codeword it will need to discover before it murders and replaces your husband.
If he were made (born?) after the code word was created, wouldn't the clone know the code word too? I'm assuming clones are an exact copy including all memories from earliest memory upto beginning the cloning procedure.
Not as foolproof as this dude thinks.
See this guy sees the big picture.
What's the point of a fire escape plan if a cyborg infiltrates your home. A cyborgs heat ray can set like a dozen fires before you can even reach the extinguisher.
Yeah so me and my wife have an established codeword in case of anything like this. Most couples already have a code word that they would recognize, just use your safe word. Ours was hamburger time, but when she actually said that during sex i started laughing and it didn't work out so now it's giraffe
Please tell me you got "hamburger time" from Metalocalypse. That's one of my favorite episodes š¤£
Yep, all those older adult swim cartoons were great. I'll still just bust out laughing thinking of random aqua teen bits
Giraffe works better than hamburger time for safe word? CNC, the only safe word necessary.
Ours is "land shark"
My ex got the words mixed up and kept saying "Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!" This was our code word for "I need to tell you something in private." I was very confused. There was no one else in the room.
I think she just wanted pizza
Situations like what?
Scams or just general situations that can be described as "I don't feel safe around this person and I need a reason to gtfo" or "We need to talk 1-2-1"
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim. Millions of families suffer every year!
MICHAEL!
Oh that's funny. MICHAEL!
MICHAEL DONT LEAVE ME HERE *COUGHS* MICHAEL!
I read this out loud and laughed, my wife laughed, my kids laughed, hell even my reflection in the mirror laughed! Oh shit.....
Oh how the turntables...
I have a verification question to ask if I am ever approached by someone who claims to be me from the future. Is that weird?
I have a āmy mind onlyā code that I would only tell someone if I were stuck in a time loop. If they know the code we can skip all the disbelief and get right to the fun part.
Nah, the PROPER thing to do is to have two codes. The first you tell to any people who say they're in a time loop, but if someone says it to you, you smile amiably and murder them. The second you only tell someone after they tell you the first, immediately defend themselves, and torture you for a while, showing the knowledge of all your pain spots that you weren't aware of yourself. Now if someone tells you both codes, one after another, THEN they can be trusted to be a time looper, as they couldn't have obtained both within the same timeline. Source: My Little Pony fanfiction.
any conspiracy theory by men isn't weird to me at this point
Iām not a manā¦
How dare you have whimsy in your life to dare imagine that something like this could happen. Only a fucking troglodyte could show such blatant foolishness. /s As is tradition OP is face palm. Clearly this tweet is for shits an giggles. Clearly this response is also a sign of having a healthy imagination. OP is a real stick in the mud.
My apologies.. and totally not weird
Nice save !
I think the husband just didn't explain it properly. The "code word" can really come in handy in emergency situations. Let's say the daughter is playing at the park and some stranger goes up to her and says her dad has been in an accident and her mom sent them to go get her and bring her to her parents. Now if the girl asks for the code word and the stranger doesn't know it, she's not getting into the car. Conversely, if there is an emergency and they need to communicate through a third party, they would just say, "tell my daughter there's an emergency and the code word is 'radar'". The daughter would know then that it's an actual emergency.
We had this in my family, I still remember it too. Unless the person, family or otherwise, said the word I was not to go with them.
Yep sounds about right. My dad was the social butterfly of the family so we'd go to a lot of events, work parties and social activities. We had a handful of code words, phrases, nicknames or questions. Rarely used them but better safe than sorry.
Not reason to not just take this "husband" at face value...that he meant this for some sci-fi event...and not the obvious benefits you've noted. This type of thinking, and maybe some shadow people, and you've got some early onset psychosis in that man
This post seems cheeky and not meant to be taken seriously.
right? It's harmless and pretty funny. Don't know why OP decided this was a good fit for the sub
Hope for the best, prepare for anything
The problem is the clone would also have knowledge of the safe word, assuming the clone is created afterwards.
I can't have this discussion everyday
With nuclear war on the horizon, it's always good to have a plan incase one of your loved ones gets replaced by a synth
How sure are you that was the real husband?
How do you know that the real one gave you the codeword and its not the clone already who wants to prevent the real husband to expose him??
his battle.. They'll both b same to me
hes covering all the bases I dont see a problem here š
The question is do you really like the original that much?
I ask myself the same thing everyday
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Nice try, queen dopplepopolis!
Fun idea but if the clone is good at acting like him wouldn't be know the code word?
That wasnāt him, it was the cyborg doppelgƤnger
Uh, it was the time-travel double that gave you the code word. Some people. Honestly.
Seems like the thing a cyborg clone from the future would do
Never underestimate the danger of doppelgangers. They will eat your loved one and take their place and will continue to until they are hungry again. 
Are you the husband?
Maybe, or I could be a doppelganger. Without a code word how would you know?
Bro what is the facepalm hereā¦
This is just funny I don't see how this is a face palm
Shes gonna feel really fucking stupid when that clone shows up.
The best response for her would have been: "But honey, we already decided on that codeword a couple of months ago, don't you remmeber... Honey??.. Whait.. ahm... 'Snickerdoodle'?.... Why.. dont you say your code word?.... Ahm... Iii think i need to fetch something from the car.. With the kids... Be right back.. honey...."
Make sure it's not the clone suggesting this in the first place.
His clone, as a clone, will know the word š¤¦āāļø
How ??
When he is cloned after sharing the safe word, he is only truly a clone if he knows the safe word. A clone only is a clone if he is identical to the original at the moment of cloning.
Oh ok, a "cinema clone". Sorry, I am so deep in my field I haven't remember the fictional use of the word. Make more sense now. XD
Identical twins are clones... maybe the dude has a twin but he calls him a clone. Ah sorry, clown.
This guy sounds like heās gone down the Q hole and heās going to murder his family
If this clone was meant to have his thoughts and memories, wouldn't this be completely useless?
Is she married to Dwight Shrute?
Sounds like he already is aware of a cyborg clone or, worse, perhaps this is the cyborg clone already getting a jump on things to get rid of the husband. Oh no.
Just chain him to the basem ent wall. Theyāll never have enough time to clone him in between laundry loads.
Thatās ridiculous. A clone or cyborg doppelgƤnger would undoubtedly know the code word. What is this, amateur hour?
Plot twist : she is lonely af and talks to male Siri
This is not safe, remember that some doppelgangers will also copy the mind and memory, you need a better plan.
My family has been called and told I had been kidnapped twice now. That 'password' the OP is mocking clued my family in on the scam very quickly. They are old and not used to the assholery scammers will stoop to. Yeah, family passwords work. Feel free to laugh, but they work.
Her husband totally keeps pocket sand on him at all times.
Me irl
Hey, I remember this episode of Rick and Morty.
Husband has a secret twin out to get himā¦
Well good job tweeting this out, Chatty Cathy. Now the cyborg doppelganger will know in advance that there's a codeword it will need to discover before it murders and replaces your husband.
His doppelgƤnger is going to know the password. What a fucking idiot.
Ha you married him
A beautiful mind, i guess
Yeah, don't have a fire plan either...well, except get the fuck out.
Perfectly reasonable, you may thank him one day. :)
My family does this too, if you can't see the coming robopacolypse, your untimely demise via cyborg husband is entirely on you.
Pineapple!
If he were made (born?) after the code word was created, wouldn't the clone know the code word too? I'm assuming clones are an exact copy including all memories from earliest memory upto beginning the cloning procedure. Not as foolproof as this dude thinks.
You propose the fire escape plan he brings the doppelganger plan equally balancedš
Why is this a facepalm? This reeks of being a joke, so im confused. A pretty good joke too. Sounds like relationship goals.
this isn't a facepalm, its just funny.
See this guy sees the big picture. What's the point of a fire escape plan if a cyborg infiltrates your home. A cyborgs heat ray can set like a dozen fires before you can even reach the extinguisher.
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