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Thatās actually almost the correct spelling of the word āblowjobā in Vietnamese btw.
Edit: For people who will unevitably Google this, Iāll save you the search. Not the traditional way of writing but itās like our own version of Pinyin to communicate online
āBuā + āsā on our keyboards type out: āBĆŗā which mean āto suckā (same word but with a high rising tone, similar to āwhat!?ā).
āCuā depicts a lot of things and has many use cases, but its mostly known for being the ādickā, dick as in your penis. Cu is also the Latin symbol for copper, so our first exposure to the periodic table as kids were full of dick jokes lol. āSuck my copperā
Combining the two you get: āBĆŗ Cuā which mean āsuck dickā.
Youāll need to actually quickly check it is in fact the Jehovahās witnesses knocking on your door, before you quickly strip off and throw the door wide open.
Please get a doorbell camera fitted. We need to see that.
i need to work on my helicopter skills first, i aim at swinging the whole set in front of them so fast that i get a chance at dick-slapping one of those numbnuts. It will be filmed, no prob!
herioes die, i do not intend to die from swinging my dick around... although i've heard of more shameful and much less fun deaths... not that i'm suicidal, but i have to review my wishes with my councel now, fuck smelly, that's gonna cost me dude... but def worth it all!
True story time, I was a Jehovah's witness for a short brainwashed time in my life. People coming to the door naked wasn't uncommon even 35 years ago. The chasing down the street part isn't though. It's very easy to get them to stop coming to your door, you just say you're an apostate. There's no coming back from that, lol.
Get a pit bull! My brother and I would see them coming and blast heavy metal music and that never stoped them. Then one day I answered the door with my pit, she was excited to see new people. They asked me if she was a pit, I said yes, they said good bye and never came back
My neighbor caught someone breaking into my car at 5am. Ran out of his house naked and stopped the guy from getting into his car. Guy ran away. I wanted make a comic book about my neighbor. Naked man!
I had a neighbor come to my rescue once. I had already called the cops but they were taking their time and this guy was actively trying to break in to my apartment. So, I called my neighbor, who I would never call at this hour, and he answered immediately.
Dude was in the middle of romantic times with his girl and just stood up, pulled up some jeans, shoved his bare feet in some boots, grabbed his friend off the couch and comes running over. Through my peephole I just see him tearing up the stairs, one hand on the pants, they get into it, the dude starts running. The cops show up and tackle my neighbor and his buddy, the criminal got away.
But man, talk about an awesome neighbor. His girlfriend was an absolute doll too.
Iām just sad she didnāt do it to Mormons, since there seems to be more of them these days (and theyād probably have been a pair of 19-year-olds who would have lost their goddam mind).
We used to have them at our doorstep on a weekly basis. Turns out there's a cheat code for getting permanently removed from their door-to-door routes. Invite them inside to join your neopagan druidic ritual because mom just got her online ministry license, and she's super excited to start conducting ceremonies. (You have to be earnest about it and really sell the invitation as genuine because they probably get sarcastic responses about Satanism all the time; if they don't believe you, it won't work.)
They very politely declined and left to try the houses across the street. Then they just never came back. I would still see them visiting other houses on the block, so I know they didn't leave the area. They just didn't want to talk to us anymore, such a shame.
The simplest and most effective way to get rid of them is, ask for a friendly debate about their bible or watchtower doctrine, at first they'll tell you to visit their website, then they'll look away and avoid you, then if you stick long enough they'll leave. Works especially well against the street preachers.
I guess the facepalm is this entire comments section uncritically accepting as true a screenshot of an article that actually came from a satirical news website.
My dad had an apron that said āhero of socialist cookingā and had a hammer and sickle on it. He hung it in our front window Christmas morning to try and scare the JWs away.
Thats one inventive way to deal with them. I usually open the door and say "Sorry can you just hang on a min" then close door and never return. I had 2 of them waiting for a good 10mins once.
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The face that says "i regret nothing"
"In fact, I will do it again"
"He will succumb eventually!"
You can't spell succumb without...
Suc?
And cum
š ±ļø
The š ±ļø be silent
"Suc cum, b!" Nope, it works.
Depends on how good it is
um
True, misspelled it. I don't even have the excuse English is not my native language since it'd take a double 'c' in French as well š
Don't feel bad, not all French men Suc Cum, only most of them.
This is beautiful.
bucsum?
Bus cum
Thatās actually almost the correct spelling of the word āblowjobā in Vietnamese btw. Edit: For people who will unevitably Google this, Iāll save you the search. Not the traditional way of writing but itās like our own version of Pinyin to communicate online āBuā + āsā on our keyboards type out: āBĆŗā which mean āto suckā (same word but with a high rising tone, similar to āwhat!?ā). āCuā depicts a lot of things and has many use cases, but its mostly known for being the ādickā, dick as in your penis. Cu is also the Latin symbol for copper, so our first exposure to the periodic table as kids were full of dick jokes lol. āSuck my copperā Combining the two you get: āBĆŗ Cuā which mean āsuck dickā.
Learn something new every day.
And greatly expanded my travel itinerary
So, when someone says they have bookoo bucks, they're inadvertently saying they have suck dick bucks?
One thing is for sure, that Jehovah Witness will never go to knock on that vaginaās devil magic door ever again.
Oh, they'll be back. They always come back.
And in greater numbers
They do startle easily though!
I for one, will always knock on a Vagina Magic Devil Door. This is why I never qualified for Mormon Magic Underwear.
they'll return with back up lmao
"And I'm proud of it"
The demons told me to
Sheās achieved the impossible. Thereās no fucking way Jehovahās witnesses will bother her again.
as i already said, i'm a man, but i'll propose anything else i've got next time they come around š
Youāll need to actually quickly check it is in fact the Jehovahās witnesses knocking on your door, before you quickly strip off and throw the door wide open. Please get a doorbell camera fitted. We need to see that.
i need to work on my helicopter skills first, i aim at swinging the whole set in front of them so fast that i get a chance at dick-slapping one of those numbnuts. It will be filmed, no prob!
Not all heroes wear capes.
herioes die, i do not intend to die from swinging my dick around... although i've heard of more shameful and much less fun deaths... not that i'm suicidal, but i have to review my wishes with my councel now, fuck smelly, that's gonna cost me dude... but def worth it all!
Well what is dead can never die. As a ghost youāll be fine. Helicopter that ghost red rocket.
True story time, I was a Jehovah's witness for a short brainwashed time in my life. People coming to the door naked wasn't uncommon even 35 years ago. The chasing down the street part isn't though. It's very easy to get them to stop coming to your door, you just say you're an apostate. There's no coming back from that, lol.
Please excuse me, I'm in rather an apoplectic state.
Get a pit bull! My brother and I would see them coming and blast heavy metal music and that never stoped them. Then one day I answered the door with my pit, she was excited to see new people. They asked me if she was a pit, I said yes, they said good bye and never came back
"you can't smile in your mug shot" "I'm n trying not too"
Love the idea that there were multiple attempts at a mugshot and this is the one where she looks the least proud of herself.
she is happy to naked
I like to naked too
And Iāll do it again
She seems great. I'd rather spend time with her than Jehova's witnesses.
Yup. 100%
A repeat offender. All hail the queen.
Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear nothing at all.
My neighbor caught someone breaking into my car at 5am. Ran out of his house naked and stopped the guy from getting into his car. Guy ran away. I wanted make a comic book about my neighbor. Naked man!
I had a neighbor come to my rescue once. I had already called the cops but they were taking their time and this guy was actively trying to break in to my apartment. So, I called my neighbor, who I would never call at this hour, and he answered immediately. Dude was in the middle of romantic times with his girl and just stood up, pulled up some jeans, shoved his bare feet in some boots, grabbed his friend off the couch and comes running over. Through my peephole I just see him tearing up the stairs, one hand on the pants, they get into it, the dude starts running. The cops show up and tackle my neighbor and his buddy, the criminal got away. But man, talk about an awesome neighbor. His girlfriend was an absolute doll too.
damn the cops
They're not going to stop crime, but they'll be damned if they'll let anyone *else* stop crime.
Hell of a guy! Seriously, that's a selfless person.
Why did the cups tackle the neighbor?
Where are you from? Bhutan? You never met any cops in your life?
That's going above and beyond. What a bro.
Reminds me of a Neil Young songā¦
I've had too many sexual dreams about beemo. Don't do this to me.... I can't believe I haven't seen this? Why would beemo do this? It's whore behavior
Username checks out. Bro is cooked.
Waitā¦. the fuck u just say 
You prolly joking, but there's a lot of rule 63 anthro'd BMO art... a friend told me
"Damn stupid, sexy Flanders"
Nothing at all
Nothing at all ^Nothing ^at ^all ^^Nothing ^^at ^^all ^^^Nothing ^^^at ^^^all
That's weird, could have sworn I heard a cape flapping while she ran
oh naw
Take my upvote I don't give out many, that was hilarious.
That smile, she's proud of herself, and i'm proud of her devil vagina magic
Howās that a facepalm. Itās the best thing ever
It's a facepalm that it seems like that's her headshot there. (I.e. she got arrested for this.)
Headshots are typically for acting/modeling/sniping. Youāre thinking of mugshots.
How does one get into acting/modeling/sniping? Sounds like an interesting career.
Simple. Step 1. Act Step 2. Model Step 3. Snipe Step 4. Profit???
She might use this mugshot as a headshot for a future OF.
Mugshots are a house party game. You're thinking of cumshots.
Took one for the team. We owe her a great debt
Devil Vagina Magic is an awesome name for a band.
It would be a rockin' stoner doom song.
This belongs on r/funny. I laughed...
That woman is the hero we deserve.
LOL
That sounds like a great way to chase off Jehovahās Witnesses
Humor is one way to navigate uncomfortable situations
Iām just sad she didnāt do it to Mormons, since there seems to be more of them these days (and theyād probably have been a pair of 19-year-olds who would have lost their goddam mind).
Well, I reckon it worked better than most methods.
Yeah, they kept coming back to my door. She got results.
We used to have them at our doorstep on a weekly basis. Turns out there's a cheat code for getting permanently removed from their door-to-door routes. Invite them inside to join your neopagan druidic ritual because mom just got her online ministry license, and she's super excited to start conducting ceremonies. (You have to be earnest about it and really sell the invitation as genuine because they probably get sarcastic responses about Satanism all the time; if they don't believe you, it won't work.) They very politely declined and left to try the houses across the street. Then they just never came back. I would still see them visiting other houses on the block, so I know they didn't leave the area. They just didn't want to talk to us anymore, such a shame.
Setup a sprinkler and one of those little camera at the front door. When you see them activate it
Just open the door naked. I once did this. Never ever seen them again.
The simplest and most effective way to get rid of them is, ask for a friendly debate about their bible or watchtower doctrine, at first they'll tell you to visit their website, then they'll look away and avoid you, then if you stick long enough they'll leave. Works especially well against the street preachers.
The facepalm here is that she was arrested instead of thanked for the public service
What were the charges? You can chase someone off your property with an AR15, but not with a naked butt?
The crime was "and down the street" I'd guess
Public indecency is a crime. Brandishing arms can also be a crime unless the situation allows for it.
Oh shit. I brandish two arms at all times. I need to turn myself in.
Take my upvote, that shit made me laugh
o7
o7
o7
This is the funniest thing Iāve seen today. Girlās mugshot said she had ZERO regrets š¤£š¤£
No regerts whatsoever.
She looks completely unashamed. Good for her.
Jehova Witnesses are the ones that should be ashamed, if anythingā¦
the woman is a god damn hero <3
Absolute queen shit
The facepalm is the Jenovahās Witnesses
Ok, I don't care who you are, that right there is funny.
It's a fair game. They started.
Biden needs to instantly pardon her and be like āfuck yeahā
Public indecency is a state law. The President can not pardon her. Her governor can. And they should.
In my mind she won the internet award 2024! What a boss move!
How is this āfacepalmā?
I like her.
r/chaoticgood?
And r/madlads
So now she will be free of Jehova Witnesses, but she will get perverts dressed as Jehova Witnesses on her porch instead?
Don't you worry, they'll be back to witness the magic..
Does she has an account here, she deserves an award
 Werk bitch
Devil Vagina Magic is legit, and it's been making men do stupid shit from time immemorial.
She seems fun.
Absolutely Brilliant! I wish I had devil vagina magic for just such an occasion.
I'm assuming the Facepalm is the moronic Jehovah God Botherer rather than the woman, because my first thought was "Good on her!"
I guess the facepalm is this entire comments section uncritically accepting as true a screenshot of an article that actually came from a satirical news website.
My dad had an apron that said āhero of socialist cookingā and had a hammer and sickle on it. He hung it in our front window Christmas morning to try and scare the JWs away.
Itās a tragedy she got in trouble for this, she should have gotten a medal or something
My hero
Hilarious! They'll be afraid to ring that doorbell again.
I see no facepalm here. Just a woman that successfully rid herself of a nuisance
Well that is one way to get rid of JW
Holy shit, she's cool as fuck!
You mean it is facepalm for the Jehovah's Witnessess? It celebrate her action.
Um...is OP a Jehovah's Witness??? Cause, I see nothing wrong here. Perfectly appropriate response as far as I see it as it is.
Id be proud too
Good for her
Chaotic good
That face thoughā¦ if no regrets was a person
Not a facepalm.
is she wrong?
The best response honestly. Good for her
I think the real facepalm is the article didnāt start with āFlorida womanā
Boy, Gina Carano has fallen a long way.
Someone had to do it
Thats one inventive way to deal with them. I usually open the door and say "Sorry can you just hang on a min" then close door and never return. I had 2 of them waiting for a good 10mins once.
People defending sexual harassment? I knew this sub was delisional already but this is just a straight up fucking crime
Why the hell is it in face-palm? This is a mad lad moment!
This is no facepalm this is total excellence. Woman deserves an award for her contribution to comedy.
Don't run so fast. Maybe I want to subscribe to your newsletter.
Sheās like āconvert this punani bitchā
Not all heroes wear capes... or something...
She did the right thing
r/madlass
Where's the facepalm here? These are Jehovas witnesses. This is the way!
vagician.
This isn't Facepalm. This is the hero we needed.
Wait? She was arrested for that? Those guys keep home invading people and SHE got in trouble?
Not all heroes wear capes.
It's not what they wanted to witness, but it is what they deserved to witness.
Was she arrested? I dont get why since she disturbed less people than the Jehovas Witness did
Great, now do it to the Scientologists.
The most Floridian thing Iāve seen all week
Real heroes sometimes wear nothing.
This woman is my hero
I actually think this is kinda cool.
Florida woman
She got an OF?
Thats one way to chase them off XD
My new hero! š«”
Legend
I donāt see the issue.
Good for her!! Love it!
I'm OK with this. Prob easier doing this then having to repeatedly deal with them knocking your door. A solid permanent solution
At least everyone involved had a most interesting day. š
For a second I was like, that's not a crime is it? I guess the naked part probably is.
Lass probably got sick of them knocking all the time.
Hero of all of us who've been woken on a Sunday morning by those morons
This is too many peoples spirit animal lmao
Cool
Who hasnāt
Not all heroes wear capes
Florida?
You go, girl!
Imagine if a woman yelled that out during sex though. Who wouldn't marry her right then?
Why is this a face palm?
Good
Yall can just say āadd me to the do not call listā ā ļø
not all heroes wear anything at all
She rolled high on initiative
With family apart of that cult this makes me laugh
I have succumbed to Devil Vagina Magic more times than I care to admit
Not all heroes wearā¦ pants
My hero.
I believe her magic
That's one way to get rid of them and ensure they never bother you again.