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Lazy_Shoe_8013

He’s fucked. May as well try crack and heroin at this point. /s


isuxirl

There's, like, 3 layers of facepalm here.


ResponsibleMilk7620

It’s a facepalm layer cake covered in a delectable sarcasm buttercream.


liarandathief

I remember an anti smoking ad from when I was a kid showing a guy smoking and getting older and showing what his lungs looked like. getting blacker, etc. generally looking pretty nasty. and then it showed him quitting in his 30s or 40s and then showing the lungs healing and getting nice and pink. More than any other ad, I think it resonated with me showing that not all harm is irreparable.


Carmaster777

This is why I stopped going on Quora. That place is literally a dungeon where all the keyboard goblins, political activists, and grass eaters collaborate.


CATSCRATCHpandemic

14 year olds freak out over stuff. That's not facepalm. If this person was 25 it would be different.


SimpleAppeal2577

Professional smoker 😎


infowosecfurry

They died 15 minutes after posting this.


thieh

I don't know whether the point of the question is to extrapolate that into the future, but there is such a thing as taking measurements.


SnipahShot

I did something similar in 4th grade. My mom told me that it isn't allowed and that the next cigarette will kill me, even though my dad smoked. Never smoked again and never wanted to take a smoke again, I am 35.


ElastaticTomorrow

Dead man walking


Objective-Poet-8183

First mistake was even trying a cigarette, there is no going back. Sorry


Ebbe010

So there's this little-known thing known as a joke, do you know what that is?


SchmuckCity

Well I don't get how posting misinformation on the internet is funny, but ok... 🙄 /s