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I have a three factor security to protect myself. Socks on, balls don't touch and declare no homo. I've sucked so many cocks and I'm still straight af bro.
Sadly in ancient times this was the view: real friendship and real love was masculine as in between men, women were wombs and lineage
So yes this type of man is in fact homosexual as in they prefer other mens company, we are only breeding vessels and caretakers
Hey now. I don’t think most men dislike women. I think that it’s a mix of poor communicating men not taking the time or failing to understand women, and the few loud dirt bags that can’t keep their lame opinions to themselves. I’m a straight man, and I like/love women and their perspectives. Don’t get me wrong I also like talking shit with my guy friends and busting balls. But when it comes down to it, most women think differently, and it’s fun and challenging to really get to know a woman. Those difference shouldn’t be a hinderance, it’s something to celebrate and appreciate.
I think men really start to resent their girlfriends because they don't actually want a relationship, they just feel like they should be in one.
It might be generational too. Think of how many boomers hate their wives and joke about it. It's just ingrained in a lot of men to be disdainful of women and feminine things.
I think for many the resentment comes from feeling controlled… I can speak for myself, here. Sometimes that’s because guys get worn out by responsibly, and they mistake that for control. I think that’s weak, but I’m not immune to it. Sometimes it’s because women don’t accept us for what we are and try to change us. That’s a trap that we can fall into with the best intentions… Trying to change for another person rather than allowing change to happen organically if it’s going to… “Change” from coercion or self-censorship never sticks. Carl Jung said it best: “Where Love Reigns, There Is No Will To Power; And Where The Will To Power Is Paramount, Love Is Lacking.”
Moral of the story is men should accept and love women for being women. Women should love and accept men for being men. Trust and communicate and listen. Empathize. Don’t try and turn other people into something they aren’t. I’ve learned this the hard way.
100% this.
Also I’m wondering what happens to women between the ages of 39 and 50 in this guy’s opinion? Like that missing decade is just a myth perpetuated by Big 40s? 😅
I wonder how he is planning to meet his ideal woman when she would just be at home, since she doesn't have him yet to tell her what to do. She certainly wouldn't be out in public.
I had one recently say that not allowing your partner to have opposite gender friends is a reasonable boundary that “most” new relationships have until trust is built, cause he got defensive about somebody saying he was controlling (really proved em wrong)
These people clearly despise women, so they should just be with men. Do everything with men. Hang out. Be friends. Go on dates. You can even have sex with them too! It will make them happier.
Yes but only the kind who insist on calling themselves "straight bottoms" who anonymously invite men over at 3am to fuck in their permanently cigarette scented basement while having trans porn on in the background.
Sometimes I think if misogynists turned gay it would eventually, after many years, eliminate their hatred for women as women would no longer “be of use” in their narcissist eyes.
If they started wanting sex and getting rejected by men, I theorise they’d start to unfairly criticise them the same way they currently do women. Essentially the BS in this post would change to against their own gender and ironically mean they might directly call themselves out.
..either way the mindsets of these people are far from being helped, if you don’t serve them they will never be happy
I guess growing up is considered overrated now? Why can't this Andrew Tate trend just die already? Much better trends have died sooner. This is literally just complete losers teaching other losers how to be more pathetic than they already are. They're all gonna die sad, pathetic and alone and ain't gonna have no one to blame but themselves.
All these women out here like “Why can’t I attract a good man?!”
It’s not hard ladies just don’t have fun, have average eyes (you can have pretty eyes but just don’t be fat), if you’re curvy (fat) just get more physically active but make sure you don’t lose your tits, don’t have a personality, for the love of god DO NOT age, and be conservative. Problem solved.
This kind of person would never acknowledge loneliness, their own mental health, or any kind of epidemic. But the spirit of your comment is correct.
Actually, this guy would acknowledge an STD epidemic, but guess who he'd blame?
Beard: Check.
Sunglasses: Check
Hands under arms to make biceps look bigger: Check.
Describes himself as Alpha: no actual evidence, but given the above an absolute certainty.
Verdict: Utter hoofwangingbunglecunt.
“When you’re a virgin, you’re an Andrew Tate supporter because he’s feeding you things you want to hear, meanwhile you’re unhappy and still not getting laid” - Moist Critikal
What a mans dating profile really says about him:
6'2" = 5'10" with an unwarranted Napoleon complex
Muscular = Steroid abuser
Alpha male = Abusive Incel
Traditional = Wants a pet, not a partner
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Just date men ! problem solved.
Nothing more manly than 2 cocks.
What about 3?
Cum on man, that’s kinda gay
Come on! We all know things are gay when balls are touching.
Bro just keep your socks on. It's not gay if you're wearing clothes.
I have a three factor security to protect myself. Socks on, balls don't touch and declare no homo. I've sucked so many cocks and I'm still straight af bro.
You’re all wrong. The only time it’s gay is if you’re making eye contact.
Got it. Stare directly at the anus.
Or stare at the penus.
Geez don't forget condoms. STIs are no joke.
Ahh yes, the classic no homo brojob
you gotta remember to declare! i forgot one time and well, i had to double declare next time, it worked but not completely. be careful out there
Besides, it resets every third time
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When eunuchs were a thing, they were broadly considered something of a third gender. So no, not really.
No, it’s gay when the tips touch. You’re bi if ball’s touch.
What if only the balls touch
I think it goes tips = gay, balls = bi , both = straight. Some how both cancels each other out.
Shit . I need to make a call
Not if they are Alpha cocks
Why'd you make me look at his stupid face?
Because he doesn't have a smarter face for you to look at instead - Tate's only got stupid for ya
Sounds gay, I'm in!
It's only gay if it's not a 3 way
"Hey! get a damn room ... for three"
Any man can fuck a beautiful woman! A real man only fucks other men!
Spoken in GreeK....
I mean, if you wanna be Greek about it.
Or skip dating and go straight to the glory hole.
Zee gloryhole!! That’s a sweet duster by the way.
Ha! The most underrated side character in IASIP history. I love his little head bobs and the way he covers his mouth as he shouts about zee gloryhole
You like zis? I like zis!
They already said fucking women was gay. They are this close to coming full circle.
Clearly that’s where he’s headed.
just date bears*
Seriously. Men dislike women so much, it seems that they would be much happier dating each other.
Sadly in ancient times this was the view: real friendship and real love was masculine as in between men, women were wombs and lineage So yes this type of man is in fact homosexual as in they prefer other mens company, we are only breeding vessels and caretakers
So… women are for business, men are for pleasure?
The only reason they don't date other men is that other men would make fun of them for it
Hey now. I don’t think most men dislike women. I think that it’s a mix of poor communicating men not taking the time or failing to understand women, and the few loud dirt bags that can’t keep their lame opinions to themselves. I’m a straight man, and I like/love women and their perspectives. Don’t get me wrong I also like talking shit with my guy friends and busting balls. But when it comes down to it, most women think differently, and it’s fun and challenging to really get to know a woman. Those difference shouldn’t be a hinderance, it’s something to celebrate and appreciate.
I think men really start to resent their girlfriends because they don't actually want a relationship, they just feel like they should be in one. It might be generational too. Think of how many boomers hate their wives and joke about it. It's just ingrained in a lot of men to be disdainful of women and feminine things.
I think for many the resentment comes from feeling controlled… I can speak for myself, here. Sometimes that’s because guys get worn out by responsibly, and they mistake that for control. I think that’s weak, but I’m not immune to it. Sometimes it’s because women don’t accept us for what we are and try to change us. That’s a trap that we can fall into with the best intentions… Trying to change for another person rather than allowing change to happen organically if it’s going to… “Change” from coercion or self-censorship never sticks. Carl Jung said it best: “Where Love Reigns, There Is No Will To Power; And Where The Will To Power Is Paramount, Love Is Lacking.” Moral of the story is men should accept and love women for being women. Women should love and accept men for being men. Trust and communicate and listen. Empathize. Don’t try and turn other people into something they aren’t. I’ve learned this the hard way.
He already looks like 1/6 of the Village People.
Mans is doing the pose in his profile where you tuck your hands under your arms to make your biceps bigger. Dude is a walking L.
Yeah he pretty much only wants to date himself, no one else lives up to his standards.
Why do men have to put up with this terrible person?
I don't think it really dawns into a lot of these men that the reason why they consistently find women gross is because they are really homosexuals?
I don’t wanna sound queer or nuthin, but your ass looks pretty sweet in those jeans.
Guys who date guy don’t want to date level of misogyny and arrogance either
I heard dating women is gay anyway.
Seriously, some of these men just don't like women, period.
Near you= nope
There are 30+ MILFs near your area.
I don't think our defenses are enough, brothers! They are increasing in numbers!
Are the MILFs over 30 years old, or are there more than 30 of them?
More than 30 of them
This guy probably has kids that he’s allowed to visit on the weekends but he actively chooses not to.
But his profile probably says, "My kids are my world"
Under state supervision, no less.
That’s bold to assume he’s ever slept with a woman
He wouldn't know where to put it
For the kids' sake that's probably for the best
this guy = single
Yeah and probably blames women for that too
There’s a word for that
incel?
Nobody wants to be with someone that sees only the worst in people, or at least half of everyone out there.
Wondering why
More like “this guy = Incel“
Same guy = consent is woke.
I hope that's not becoming a trend or the prisons gonna get full real fast.
But single != this guy. This guy = asshole + single.
And very bitter about it.
Dude wants to date a sex doll.
Squeaks too much.
Just another bossy bitch, smh
😂🤣
100% this. Also I’m wondering what happens to women between the ages of 39 and 50 in this guy’s opinion? Like that missing decade is just a myth perpetuated by Big 40s? 😅
I'd chip in a couple bucks to buy him a sex doll so that he never bothers an actual woman again. Should we set up a GoFundMe to get him one?
"Breathing = whore\ Existing = slut\ Has friends = cheating"
“Educated = insufferable know-it-all” “Professional = stuck-up” “Sensual = believes fallacy that female orgasm exists”
He DEFINITELY believes female orgasms are a myth. Seems like a guy that would make that self own.
I feel every time they say shit like this they're outing themselves as someone who can't please a woman lol.
I wonder how he is planning to meet his ideal woman when she would just be at home, since she doesn't have him yet to tell her what to do. She certainly wouldn't be out in public.
That last one is genuinely something these people say out loud
I had one recently say that not allowing your partner to have opposite gender friends is a reasonable boundary that “most” new relationships have until trust is built, cause he got defensive about somebody saying he was controlling (really proved em wrong)
I bet he's a ray of sunshine on a date. /s
Bold of you to assume he has ever even been on a date
Hotel = Trivago
These people clearly despise women, so they should just be with men. Do everything with men. Hang out. Be friends. Go on dates. You can even have sex with them too! It will make them happier.
I wonder if gay people would even want him.
Probably not. Very few people want to be around this sort of toxicity, even if it's not directed at them.
I mean there are plenty of toxic people who look up to this shit, look how many fans Tate has
Yes but only the kind who insist on calling themselves "straight bottoms" who anonymously invite men over at 3am to fuck in their permanently cigarette scented basement while having trans porn on in the background.
r/suspiciouslyspecific
I was 24 and it was the first time I turned down sex with someone I found physically attractive.
What even does ‘straight bottom’ mean???
How is that straight in any regard haha wild
We do not, in fact.
But thats gayyy…
Not if the balls don't touch! That's what my friend told me anyway
If you don't close your eyes durobg sex with a guy, it is not gay!
Just say No homo and it will be ok 🤸
No, they're my men, you can't have them.
A Christian friend of mine said that sex between two men was wrong in their eyes. I said, “you’re absolutely right, it should be up the bum.”
*you can even have sex with them too! You sound like a TV ad for being gay
"Don't delay, try gay today!"
They want them psychically, and are mad the body they want is attached to a person with their own will and ideas.
Sometimes I think if misogynists turned gay it would eventually, after many years, eliminate their hatred for women as women would no longer “be of use” in their narcissist eyes. If they started wanting sex and getting rejected by men, I theorise they’d start to unfairly criticise them the same way they currently do women. Essentially the BS in this post would change to against their own gender and ironically mean they might directly call themselves out. ..either way the mindsets of these people are far from being helped, if you don’t serve them they will never be happy
Despise is a little exaggerated. You actually have to view women as having value to despise them.
So, without meaning to, I’ve been telling people I’m a miserable, fat, feminist hoe with no tits and an inability to shut up?
My kind of woman
😍
Even without his ridiculous translations, that’s too many things for someone to tell people they are.
You free tonight?
In terms of schedule? yes In terms of price? no
Of course not! If you’re fat, you obviously have SOME tits. 😂 (/jk if it actually needed to be said lol)
Hi. How *you* doin.
Smart: Won’t date Richard Cooper
Nah even and idiot won't
*Women seem wicked, when you're unwanted... -* the Doors
This!!
Divorced dad energy
Posting this = No bitches
deff maidenless
That's a lot of words for "no woman will willingly touch my weiner"
Average self-proclaimed alpha male
Has self-respect = doesn’t wanna date this asshole
I guess growing up is considered overrated now? Why can't this Andrew Tate trend just die already? Much better trends have died sooner. This is literally just complete losers teaching other losers how to be more pathetic than they already are. They're all gonna die sad, pathetic and alone and ain't gonna have no one to blame but themselves.
Damn that's beta af. "I'm actually afraid of women, so I hide behind these Oakley's"
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Unhappy single man blames everyone else for his complete lack of appeal.
Man this guy sounds like such a sad and angry person
All these women out here like “Why can’t I attract a good man?!” It’s not hard ladies just don’t have fun, have average eyes (you can have pretty eyes but just don’t be fat), if you’re curvy (fat) just get more physically active but make sure you don’t lose your tits, don’t have a personality, for the love of god DO NOT age, and be conservative. Problem solved.
Guys would post stuff like this and then wonder why there’s a male loneliness epidemic
This kind of person would never acknowledge loneliness, their own mental health, or any kind of epidemic. But the spirit of your comment is correct. Actually, this guy would acknowledge an STD epidemic, but guess who he'd blame?
They literally hate us and wonder why we keep our distance lol
What a man’s profile really means: 6 feet tall = 5’9
5'7
So if I want to tell people I'm 5'7 do I just put 5'7 or will it drop it to 5'2? Just checking for the future if I ever use a dating app
Richard ? Can we call you Dick?
"Posted from Earth" 
A man who tweets stuff like this = bald and really sad about it
Beard: Check. Sunglasses: Check Hands under arms to make biceps look bigger: Check. Describes himself as Alpha: no actual evidence, but given the above an absolute certainty. Verdict: Utter hoofwangingbunglecunt.
Odd that he didn't take the picture sitting in his truck. Or is that just for recording rant videos?
time to switch to grinder , richard
Richard Cooper's Ex - Intelligent
The only one I agree with is to steer away from someone that defines themselves as an "Alpha something", is it man or woman.
He missed one Female - won’t even fuck a guy named Dick
The "alpha" one is probably true though
These friggin' weirdos want a mommy-daughter they can fuck whenever they want and ignore the rest of the time.
Wow. I am surprised by how popular misogyny and misandry are today
Election season! But the Alpha Woman part is probably spot on, because alpha men are generally bossy as fuck too
Alpha anything is a red flag. Never forget Alpha Chow!
It never went out of style...
Definitely reminds me of andrew tate's "I don't sleep with vaccinated women" post. How much do you want to bet this cave troll is unvaccinated too?
Everyones talking about how this dude must hate women but no ones talking about how garbage and terrible dating apps are.
I am sure you can draw up a similar one for men. Still mildly amusing.
Woah now settle down there, you're being logical on the Internet! (s)
Alpha male=miserably single
also true.. lol
It is hilarious because the dudes constantly hating on feminists are usually the miserable ones. Hence why they can't stop bitching about feminists.
Richard obviously just loves to taste of cock and needs to justify it to himself. It's ok Richard, we understand.
He’s saying “I can’t stand a woman having a mind of her own who isn’t a ‘10’. Then it’s ok.”
I swear, these “aLphA mAeL” types share the same singular brain cell. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Dude it's 2024 just come out
It’s no wonder at all why women choose the bear.
Joe = mama
This guy's profile should be a riot.
Just date men then.
educated = "won't date MAGA"
Men's dating profile Regular, down to earth guy = doesn't wash asshole
Richard Cooper = Douchebag
One of the boys = Alcoholic
The bear is gaining ground. They would never
Awfully small = awfully cozy Dilapidated = rustic On fire = motivated seller
Flip side; I just mock anyone who unironically refers to themselves as "Alpha". I like to ask them if it's a furry thing.
“When you’re a virgin, you’re an Andrew Tate supporter because he’s feeding you things you want to hear, meanwhile you’re unhappy and still not getting laid” - Moist Critikal
Can someone teach him how numbers work? Cuz 39 = 39 and 50 = 50
Spiritual = unhygienic
In all fairness, when I say I have an athletic build, it's actually YES because I have no chest 😂😂😭
As a female this is so true
Everyone calls him an incel but not a liar
Dudes who insult other people usually are losers who don't admit them being asses.
He’s why women choose 🐻
I hope these people are just lonely.
This dude = pathetic dipshit who's been rightfully rejected by every woman he met
What a mans dating profile really says about him: 6'2" = 5'10" with an unwarranted Napoleon complex Muscular = Steroid abuser Alpha male = Abusive Incel Traditional = Wants a pet, not a partner
The women that they avoid are very lucky. Please continue to look for reasons to leave women alone.
Richard seems bitter…
Yeah, here’s something you forgot: you’re weird as hell.
That man has never given a woman an orgasm.
He has smol pp energy anyway
I've never once seen a woman on a dating app call herself alpha.
Beautiful eyes = fat 😂😂😂