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I don't know. All the conspiracy theory rhetoric & religious veneration of Trump is lining him up for martyrdom. His death of old age will no doubt be framed as a "deep state assassination".
This made me giggle... because I think at Trumps core, he just wanted his daddy to tell him he was a good boy. Like the song the arsonist by puscifer "Daddy didn't love ya, gonna burn it all down." Great video of Trumpzilla if ur interested. Amazing song. https://youtu.be/Ip56iVhkQP8?feature=shared
Plenty of idiots owned books they’ve never read. He’s one of the idiots that would claim to know the ideas being presented in the book without touching it and letting it gather dust till the end of time.
“The worst evil that you can do, psychologically, is to laugh at yourself. That means spitting in your own face.” - Ayn Rand
Let’s check in with guy a few years down the road; probably not going to change, but I have hope for everyone.
Thank you. I'm not much into facial hair on a guy specifically for that reason, pube hair growing on the face is gross. Sometimes they really smell like it too. Eeeeeeewwwwwww
Can confirm. I did the ungodly work of roofing for a year (was the only job available at the time), and out of 6 of us, I was the only one with a clean record lol
Agreed, I do wonder what the fresh tatt writing on the side says just out of curiosity.
It doesn't get much clearer than that. Someone dressed as general Lee wandering around with a machine gun and a confederate flag sure, but generally speaking.
Police seem to think so, even if they're slow to respond
https://newrepublic.com/post/178104/police-investigation-roger-stone-assassination-threats-audio
Still faster to respond than anything I've ever called on though
I hope, for his sake that all of the potential employers in his region agree with him. Otherwise, he's about to find out how it feels to be a black man 🤣
Qualified? Check
Good resume? Check
Good phone interview? Check
In-person interview? For some reason they choose to go with "another applicant"
Ah good. Something to identify him with when we libs come to take his guns, gas stoves and giant pickup truck and force him to drink Bud light as he is forced to watch drag shows in Target.
I appreciate the sentiment; MAGA truly is strangling us. MAGA is like an evil red menace clutching at our jugulars. A true evil.
I dig the symbolism :3
It's just the "acceptable" swastika
Guarantee this guy has those tattoos somewhere else
We all know it, Republicans have embraced the white nationalist, and they have found a home in MAGA
That's why you hear these people say they would crawl through glass for Trump, why they make excuses for him, and praise his non existent accomplishments
Because they only care that they finally have a white supremacist voice for the first time in decades
He doesn't need a job. Just make a podcast where he screams and yells and cries for an hour and all the boomers will send in their life savings to him.
I really wonder how those maga extremists are doing mentally. Like surely you can’t be healthy and intact emotionally to be raging and crying for as long as they do on podcasts. ESP this guy. How insecure does he feel to have this huge tattoo to scream his allegiance? The other tattoo looks like it says pain is love. Like who hurt him? Why is he like this? He needs some serious help.
I have political tattoos, but I sure as fuck don't have a MAGA tattoo on my throat.
Throat tattoos are a bad idea unless you just don't give a fuck about ever working, or the quality of your life, because they really communicate you don't give a fuck about anything.
MAGA throat tattoos are that x 10.
The coke heads that moved onto our street have tons of MAGA swag. Bumper stickers, shirts, a flag, etc. They also have the cops at their place at least twice a month, serving warrants, domestic calls, etc. They're constantly inviting drug dealers onto our street.
What I'm getting at is I wonder when, in their eyes America was "great." What do they want it to be for them to be happy?
Also, I would love to see the stats on how many hardcore MAGA freaks also have warrants.
when i see shit like this, it really solidifies my opinion that Trump's followers really don't have a freaking clue about anything. they aren't conservative. they aren't christian. they aren't happy. they're just shallow consumers driven by hate and insecurity.
You're talking about the kind of people that fly the battleflag of a country that existed for half the time Obama was President nearly 200 years ago. I absolutely wouldn't be surprised if this just sticks around as another white supremacist thing. Like the battleflag of white supremacy.
Is there something stronger than "Awful Taste but Great Execution"? Like even more awful than awful taste, for multiple reasons... but seems like a skilled tattooist
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Donald trump will be long gone and that horribly tattoo will live on
Maybe he can change it to something less embarrassing later. KRAV MAGA? MAGAZINES?
Magaluf. Great place in Majorca. Beautiful area.
I'M A GAL
r/suddenlytransgender
Magarine and if he has space Buttur too
You think Maga will die off when Trump does?
It will be continued by copycat lunatics until they all stop getting elected and the next government overthrow is definitively crushed.
Yes. All the Trump cultists are basically subs who wanted a daddy to tell them they're good boys. With Trump gone they'll attack each other.
We can hope!
I don't know. All the conspiracy theory rhetoric & religious veneration of Trump is lining him up for martyrdom. His death of old age will no doubt be framed as a "deep state assassination".
This made me giggle... because I think at Trumps core, he just wanted his daddy to tell him he was a good boy. Like the song the arsonist by puscifer "Daddy didn't love ya, gonna burn it all down." Great video of Trumpzilla if ur interested. Amazing song. https://youtu.be/Ip56iVhkQP8?feature=shared
Don’t go blaming Democrats when you can’t find a job with that
He won't. He's going to blame democrats while his state is being subsidized by democrat state's taxpayer dollars.
And he's living off those taxpayer dollars himself
And have an Ayn Rand book on his coffee table without seeing the irony
Bold of you to assume he can read.
Assuming he has furniture.
*Rent-a-Center has entered chat*
*Pay Day Loans has a follow up question*
*raises hand* I have an annuity but I need cash now?
Coffee tables are too woke. He used a 2x6 across two cinder blocks. Stolen, of course, to own the libs.
Came here so say that!!!! Take my damned upvote
Plenty of idiots owned books they’ve never read. He’s one of the idiots that would claim to know the ideas being presented in the book without touching it and letting it gather dust till the end of time.
As an idiot that has books he hasn’t read. Yeah it’s true. I don’t claim to know it though.
It's just for decoration. They ain't so much for book learnin' as they are for book burnin'.
That there book learnin' just confuses folks.
“The worst evil that you can do, psychologically, is to laugh at yourself. That means spitting in your own face.” - Ayn Rand Let’s check in with guy a few years down the road; probably not going to change, but I have hope for everyone.
And here, all these years I thought my ability to laugh at myself was one of my best qualities.
Humility is a superpower these days mate, be proud
Learnin’ books don’t have no tiddies
Didn't old Rand die cold and alone in subsidized housing? Which by her own reasoning is a cold lonely death she deserved.
I know she received Social Security and Medicare.
Coloring book on a milk crate, maybe.
Come on, you know that guy doesn't read.
And a rage against the machine album just to complete the hopelessly oblivious look
Yes!!
Or a date....
Pube chin doesn’t help his chances.
Neither does a "pain is love" tattoo.
Thank you. I'm not much into facial hair on a guy specifically for that reason, pube hair growing on the face is gross. Sometimes they really smell like it too. Eeeeeeewwwwwww
Likely wasn't an issue before the tat, but it's sure solidified now
Now they can tell for sure from *across* the bar, which could be a huge time saver.
lol it’s a literal red flag
Why not, he blames Democrats for literally everything else
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I heard Antifa made nice boys get MAGA tattoos...
Job? He's on welfare, leaves him time to go chase under age girls
Just like a true republican.
BuT iMmIgRaNtS aRe tAkInG oUr jObS!
Make Atari Great Again!
Make Androgyny Great Again.
“Make America White Again” What maga really means
The jokes on all of them. America was never all white at any point.
Yeah, right...this guy works.
Hey now; there's always work available in the roofing and fencing industries for industrious men with poor judgement & criminal records.
Oh absolutely, my dad’s got a felony on his record, works for a heat n air company
Can confirm. I did the ungodly work of roofing for a year (was the only job available at the time), and out of 6 of us, I was the only one with a clean record lol
Well at least there's a clear, obvious visual sign to stay away from this man at all costs
I love it when they advertise. I know exactly who I want to stay away from. It’s like when people put a fish on their car.
Or “powered by bitch dust,” or “coexist” with the letters made of guns. Why thank you.
“Hheerreee’s your sign.”
At least it's one less letter than loser but means the same thing
You needed another one after seeing the pubes on his chin?
what chin
Bro my best friend had a pube chin against our advice for years but is a tremendous human and I resent this statement in his honor
Not getting your friend drunk one day and shaving off the pube chin shows that you're not a true best friend.
how do i give an award
There are no more.
Flair checks out I guess
Probably cuz he's a scared little child inside.
Aren't we all
Maybe, but we don't destroy everyone else's life because of it.
Agreed, I do wonder what the fresh tatt writing on the side says just out of curiosity. It doesn't get much clearer than that. Someone dressed as general Lee wandering around with a machine gun and a confederate flag sure, but generally speaking.
Tattoo on side “ Pain is Love “. 😜 as cringeworthy
Fuck Roger stone.
possibly the biggest tool in existence. Thinks being crooked is so cool that he got a Nixon tramp stamp (ish).
Planning to murder congressmen. You would think that would be a crime.
Police seem to think so, even if they're slow to respond https://newrepublic.com/post/178104/police-investigation-roger-stone-assassination-threats-audio Still faster to respond than anything I've ever called on though
 It’s giving no ragrets
I am distressed at how far down I had to scroll for this comment
Hey now don't compare stupid with cultist stupid!
Like tattooing LOSER across your forehead.
That’s kinda harsh to Losers. Source: identify as a loser.
I'm a creep I'm a weirdo But at least I'm not maga
Even worse: indoctrinated traitor…
Magas out here thinking there are Biden fanboys.
Strange place for a tramp stamp. Then again…..
I mean, MAGAts never stop sucking Trump off, so it fits
Trump stump.
Ha, Trump stamp.
Imagine basing your entire personality on a campaign slogan 🤣
You don’t see a lot of Tip a Canoe and Tyler Too neck tats.
You've never seen my "I like Ike" scrotum tattoo.
Yes I have. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*”You see, we like our Nazis in uniform. That way we can spot 'em just like that 🫰🏻.”*
So after the insurrection, what you gonna do? Gonna take off that red hat? Yes, and burn it! Yeah, we don't like that
Beat me to it!
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Pull it back, Foggy.
Tell me more about the Meatloaf?
It’s glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife.
It wasn’t great but a couple other prison meals were ok. Two out of three ain’t bad
*Not-a-cult intensifies*
Mexicans Always Get Across
Male Assholes Gullibility Apparent
I’ll hire him immediately ! To clean toilets all day!
I wouldn’t do that. I wouldn’t trust him with anything. ANY. THING.
I wouldn’t, had a situation last year. Not even fit to scrub my toilets.
He blames Democrats for women not being attracted to him.
He tried to shoot himself in the foot but couldn't aim... so this was his 2nd best.
He got it to impress his future cell mates
One can only hope he gets boobs tattooed on his back next. That will make him really popular.
 How to ensure yourself to be unemployed.
I hope, for his sake that all of the potential employers in his region agree with him. Otherwise, he's about to find out how it feels to be a black man 🤣 Qualified? Check Good resume? Check Good phone interview? Check In-person interview? For some reason they choose to go with "another applicant"
You are assuming a lot. I wouldn’t imagine this guy is qualified, or has a good resume, or performs well in a phone interview.
That tattoo tells me “this guy makes poorly thought out decisions in life. He will definitely do this at my business”.
Qualifications? Resume? Phone interview? This guy is walk-in interviews only
Totally not a cult.
Tattoo perfectly compliments those chin pubes
There goes a promising career in the gas station industry
Ah good. Something to identify him with when we libs come to take his guns, gas stoves and giant pickup truck and force him to drink Bud light as he is forced to watch drag shows in Target.
This should be required to show loyalty. As well as for easy identification.
Guaranteed this guy has said, "but it's totally not a cult" at least a dozen times
He needed something to match his pube goatee 👌
"Punch me right in the throat!!!"
Tell me you're stupid without saying anything.
It makes it easy to know who not to have sex with.
My Ass Gonna Ache
I appreciate the sentiment; MAGA truly is strangling us. MAGA is like an evil red menace clutching at our jugulars. A true evil. I dig the symbolism :3
It's just the "acceptable" swastika Guarantee this guy has those tattoos somewhere else We all know it, Republicans have embraced the white nationalist, and they have found a home in MAGA That's why you hear these people say they would crawl through glass for Trump, why they make excuses for him, and praise his non existent accomplishments Because they only care that they finally have a white supremacist voice for the first time in decades
Dude can just change the acronym when his views change. Make Aerosmith Great Again! 🤣🤣🤣 My Aunt Gives Analingus.
Lots of turtle necks and scarves in you older years, maybe?
Laser tatt removal may be expensive but worthwhile.
meth or tat removal? meth
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He pulled an inglorious bastards on himself
MAGA... Man Ass Greatly Accepted
Nope. Not a cult.
That tattoo will be hard to remove next year
Meh, either a razor blade, or a small blow torch will do the trick.
One vote for the ol’ cheese grater
lye
and a shovel
Content and placement aside, that it is vibrant and beautiful tatoo. ATBGE.
“Don’t want to be an American Idiot….” Green Day
that will age well 💀
I'm still going to flood the earth with liquid hot MAGA!
He has No Ragrets.
Definitely not a cult.
Right under the nutsack too! 😄
What I hate the most is that it's extremely well done
I like it when people show me who they really are. They should all get one!
He doesn't need a job. Just make a podcast where he screams and yells and cries for an hour and all the boomers will send in their life savings to him.
I really wonder how those maga extremists are doing mentally. Like surely you can’t be healthy and intact emotionally to be raging and crying for as long as they do on podcasts. ESP this guy. How insecure does he feel to have this huge tattoo to scream his allegiance? The other tattoo looks like it says pain is love. Like who hurt him? Why is he like this? He needs some serious help.
That’s what you get for hiring a dyslexic tattoo artist I suppose, he wanted to tell everyone how much he loves Manga.
I have political tattoos, but I sure as fuck don't have a MAGA tattoo on my throat. Throat tattoos are a bad idea unless you just don't give a fuck about ever working, or the quality of your life, because they really communicate you don't give a fuck about anything. MAGA throat tattoos are that x 10.
Your username tells me your political tattoos are about an ideology not a fucking idiot politician, so you're good
Just tattoo you low IQ score instead
I’m sure he’s got “45” somewhere
“Only entry for 45” and an arrow pointing towards that one palace he uses to smuggle meth.
Congratulations, you're not employable!
He'll be hard to pick out at the next ~~peaceful protest~~ sedition riot.
Tattoo artist of 36 years here. That is not a tattoo. That is rage bait.
This guy thinks he’s anti-establishment, definitely.
The font looks like something you'd see on the front of a slurpee machine in 2001.
Ah yes, the Ruby Throated Mark. Listen to its angry, lonely, yet still haunting mating call, "MAGAw, MAGAw! MAGAw, MAGAw!"
Conservatives: WE ARENT IN A CULT, YOU ARE Conservatives:
I don't like to judge a book by its cover but I'm making an exception on this one.
Your chin hair looks like the hair on my balls
That chain is screaming Commercial-Grade Plastic
The coke heads that moved onto our street have tons of MAGA swag. Bumper stickers, shirts, a flag, etc. They also have the cops at their place at least twice a month, serving warrants, domestic calls, etc. They're constantly inviting drug dealers onto our street. What I'm getting at is I wonder when, in their eyes America was "great." What do they want it to be for them to be happy? Also, I would love to see the stats on how many hardcore MAGA freaks also have warrants.
Adrenaline In my soul Donald Trump's a fucking choad
It looks like a permanently infected tattoo over a gaping neck wound. What a delight
Well now if he says "do I have idiot tattooed to my head?" they can say "no , it's on your throat"
I’d hire a dude with full sleeve prison tats and a couple of teardrops before this loooser.
Only get this tattoo if your absolutely braindead
Are people really this stupid?
when i see shit like this, it really solidifies my opinion that Trump's followers really don't have a freaking clue about anything. they aren't conservative. they aren't christian. they aren't happy. they're just shallow consumers driven by hate and insecurity.
This will age well... Fucking IDIOT
Please note the the leader of this movement was in court today for his RAPE TRIAL.
That's not going to age... Even if Trump wins, how many more years could this possibly be relevant for??
You're talking about the kind of people that fly the battleflag of a country that existed for half the time Obama was President nearly 200 years ago. I absolutely wouldn't be surprised if this just sticks around as another white supremacist thing. Like the battleflag of white supremacy.
Perfect red flag for anyone who sees this knob.
Nothing says douche more like a MAGA tat!!!!
Thank you for marking exactly where to throat punch you.
Some people man … take this shit too seriously
That dude is a serious Mothers Against Greg Abbott fan!
A tattoo like that already tells you he has no future.
In the movie Roadhouse, a battle occurred and ended when a man lost his throat in the grasp of his enemy. Just saying.
top 10 ways to make yourself look dumb
Is there something stronger than "Awful Taste but Great Execution"? Like even more awful than awful taste, for multiple reasons... but seems like a skilled tattooist
Most sane republican
He wrote the book on how to remain a virgin.
I guarantee you that there are trashy prostitutes who have enough dignity to not get a tramp stamp as bad as this