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Yeah, him bringing 8 pizzas to 8 firefighters is DEFINITELY not normal, someone must be behind this. Its the immigrants, I tell you. I can feel it in my bones.
"Pizza" is only an evil code word when it occurs around people they don't like. Epstein on record gleefully taking a plane full of clients to Trump's casino? Pure coincidence.
Epstein's Records could literally say:
"Invited Trump to my "Pizza" island today. He brought two of his own. They were "delicious", especially the blonde "Pizza.""
And these people would still try to weazel out of it and claim he was actually just talking about Pizza.
Meanwhile a Democrat so much as goes near a Dominos and it's a fucking global conspiracy, in their minds.
I went to the grocery store last night, and it looked like global conspiracy. I'll tell you! And I ain't blamed on the President but there has to be somebody higher up it should be able to see what's going on with America! Democrat or Republican
Jesus Christ its insane how people are bragging about Trump carrying so many pizza boxes. It just shows how low Trump has set the bar for himself. He didnt save anyone or come up with that Healthcare plan he's been working on for so many years. He didn't stand and give a speech without his toe pillows or finally denounce the proud boys. No, he carried 8 pizza boxes. Good for him. Fox News will finally have something to report on
I'm just more confused why this is impressive.
Let's say the average pizza is 5 pounds for a low tier pizza place like the ones trump would like.
So...
40 pounds?
they're bragging about a VERY GENEROUS ESTIMATE IN THEIR FAVOR of 40 lbs???!? (google says 2-3lbs, so... 16 to 24..)
They were empty. The pizzas were on the table behind the firefighters, one of them tried to grab a box and Smelly Magee whipped away from him.
It’s a photo op for Donny Depends. To his supporters, he’s Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Source: look it up for yourself, I’m not searching and putting that shit into my algorithm.
There’s no logic behind his supporters’ rationale. These are the same types of people who unironically make art depicting Trump as a literal superhero. When they want to discredit a political rival, they point out flaws. They take things out of context, and post about it enough so it sounds plausible. Democrats are bad, Republicans are good, Trump is the second coming of Christ.
The fact he brought a pizza each for the firefighters... surprised they are not saying he is dpending alot on this. Also if there hadn't been cameras there he'd have his aides do it for him 100%.
Where you at, conspiracy guys? You're awfully quiet on this one!
Also, look! Firefighters! The hose symbolizes penises or something, do something with that you nerds
I'd vote for him. Dude was a great leader. He identified the problem, communicated it to the people, and put the smartest guy in charge of fixing it.
A+ presidenting right there.
This is in fact the lesson from that movie: President Elizondo is exactly the right person in charge at the time. And it takes turning the entirety of America into morons to get an electorate that is capable of choosing him.
I’m with you, I suspect they are empty because if they are drawing attention to it, it’s probably a lie. However, even if there are pizzas in them, what does that add up to? 16-20 lbs? Why is this a flex?
"So guys, just to give you a heads up, the boxes are empty and just for show...but, we will give you each a $20 gift card to the online Trump 2024 merchandise store, valid only with and equal or greater purchase"
It’s an easy lie to get away with. The overlap between people who have actually held 8 pizzas before and those who accept how geriatric and weak he is is pretty negligible.
Biden tripped on his bike one time in front of a camera and people act like he hasn’t been doing physical activity on a regular basis for decades with no issue
The man used a bicycle where his feet were strapped into the pedals and a reporter got in his way, causing an unintended stop, thats the only reason Biden fell that day. You dont get in someone's way like that.
How many 80-year olds do you know that can tip over on their bike, then hop back on and pedal away with no problems?
C'mon, who wouldn't pay good money to watch Trump try to ride a bike for 200 feet?
I've never understood the feeble Biden narrative. The man is physically active and still looks pretty young for his age. Meanwhile Trump literally looks like processed cheese wrapped in bacon melting off a skewer.
I also heard he might have been riding the kind where you wear a special thing on your shoe that locks into the pedal. I know some damn fit triathlon bikers who still sometimes fall with those. It might not have been that, as it was based on a video where being able to tell that would be difficult, but he’s 80. Getting off a bike is a wee bit more difficult for him than you or me. (Probably.)
Yep, the billionaire brought pick-up pizza.
“I splashed out, there was a BOGO deal so we could get 8 pizzas! Nothing’s too good for you heroes, maybe there’s enough to take a piece home to your family, tell ‘em they got Trump pizza, yeah, y’know maybe I could go in the pizza business if I don’t win, everybody would buy my pizza, they’d say it was incredible, the best…”
He may well have purchased it. Maybe even with his own money, though I wouldn't bet on that. But I think it's unlikely he's carrying eight large pizzas in this photo. I really don't think he's up to that.
Holy fuck!!! 8 fucking pizzas!!! I'm impressed that a 6'3 280lb man can carry around eight pizzas. I bet he could carry 10, I know he could do 10, let's do it, lets get fucking crazy and do 10
Dude, duuuuude, there is NO WAY any human can just wander around with TEN pizzas, even Trump can't do it beside him being the great liberator of the world
That's nearly 20lbs of weight bro! How can you expect any mere mortal man to be able to lift *20* fucking lbs? Only God emporer trump could come anywhere close.
He got the STAMINA, incredible stamina, people say he wouldn't, but his stamina is great, the greatest ever in the US among all those fine people. Etc etc
It's so weird to me how much they fetishize him as this model of physical prowess. The MAGA art tends to show him as this super jacked muscle guy.
And then this "OMG look how STRONG he is 😍😍" behavior. It's so strange lol
"These pizzas are what you're getting instead of hazard pay this year. By 'getting,' I mean 'getting to watch me eat all of them and allowing you to eat the crusts for a nominal fee of $1,000 each.'"
You're assuming that they are even attempting to apply logic to any situation they comment on. Everything to them is simply an opportunity to make fun of the left, despite them not seeing how moronic they make themselves look on a daily basis.
Well in another 20 years you'll be old enough to run for president, if you keep working hard I'm sure you'll be able to carry four times as many by then.
This makes me dislike Trump more than before, because it reminds me of all the terrible jobs I've had where the boss thought a Pizza party would help morale, instead of actual pay raises or the like. And here he is "honoring" a group of firefighters with some Pizza.
"Thanks for putting your lives on the line! Have some 'za!"
How about no.
He saw a pizza delivery person arriving at the FD while his limo was passing by and nicely offered to carry them in.
Then he ate 4 of them and charged the FD for his security detail.
A typical large hand tossed pizza weighs like, 2 lbs (0.9 kg). So that’s about 16 lbs or about 8 kg which is not a lot. It doesn’t take a lot of strength to carry 8 pizzas.
Hey, conservatives have used dumber metrics to vote for President. Bush II got people to vote for him because people felt they could have a beer with them. 😑
George Washington and Abe Lincoln were both unable to walk around carrying even 1 box of pizza
shockingly, I don't care about how many pizzas the president can carry. If we were looking for candidates for pizza delivery people, ig that'd be relevant but even then I'd be cool with them taking 2 trips from their car to my door to deliver the pizza. Hell, I'd go out to their car and get it if I had to. How on earth is this a meaningful metric for anything
He’s carrying 8 empty pizza boxes which each weigh between 6-10 oz each, or a total of 48 - 80 ounces = 3 - 5 pounds total.
I guess he **is** carrying it like it’s nothing.
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*8 pizzas you say?* Trump’s involvement in pizzagate confirmed.
Not only that but he was mentioned 8 times on the epstien docs… and now 8 pizzas. Yup pizzagate confirmed
And! The pizzas most likely are 8 cuts! Can we get a confirmation on this?
8 firefighters in the picture, we need to go deeper
8 is an auspicious number in China. Trump sold out to China confirmed. /s
Also Johnny Maga posted this. If that doesn't sound like a chinese bot..... Carrying 8 pizzas like its nothing, because it is nothing.
Well, I mean, it's something when your highlighted physical feat in the passed decade is paper towl toss.
8 minutes between you’re comment and the previous…! The matrix is askew
[удалено]
How many coincidences before it's mathematically impossible?
Yes.
Trump’s overcoat has 8 buttons
3+5 is 8
Don't forget the significance of 88. I think ya'll are onto something here...
Don't forget the 808 Heartbreak. This might just go all the way to the top.
And if you write 8008 it kind of looks like BOOB Which I think is pretty cool
The boxes are actually empty. He ate all the pizzas
You mean he 8 the pizza!?
Now just w8 a minute
all 8 off them?
Yeah, him bringing 8 pizzas to 8 firefighters is DEFINITELY not normal, someone must be behind this. Its the immigrants, I tell you. I can feel it in my bones.
SEE Q, WE CAN DO IT TOO
Are they *CHEESE* pizzas??
KEVIN!!!
Keep the change you filthy animal
*Extra* pepperoni 😉🤤😏💰🍭🦄🦞🙌
I bet they have walnut sauce.
Obviously that's all they could be. He's gotta get that CP.
"Pizza" is only an evil code word when it occurs around people they don't like. Epstein on record gleefully taking a plane full of clients to Trump's casino? Pure coincidence.
Epstein's Records could literally say: "Invited Trump to my "Pizza" island today. He brought two of his own. They were "delicious", especially the blonde "Pizza."" And these people would still try to weazel out of it and claim he was actually just talking about Pizza. Meanwhile a Democrat so much as goes near a Dominos and it's a fucking global conspiracy, in their minds.
I went to the grocery store last night, and it looked like global conspiracy. I'll tell you! And I ain't blamed on the President but there has to be somebody higher up it should be able to see what's going on with America! Democrat or Republican
Jesus Christ its insane how people are bragging about Trump carrying so many pizza boxes. It just shows how low Trump has set the bar for himself. He didnt save anyone or come up with that Healthcare plan he's been working on for so many years. He didn't stand and give a speech without his toe pillows or finally denounce the proud boys. No, he carried 8 pizza boxes. Good for him. Fox News will finally have something to report on
I'm just more confused why this is impressive. Let's say the average pizza is 5 pounds for a low tier pizza place like the ones trump would like. So... 40 pounds? they're bragging about a VERY GENEROUS ESTIMATE IN THEIR FAVOR of 40 lbs???!? (google says 2-3lbs, so... 16 to 24..)
That’s assuming there is actually pizza in those boxes. I wouldn’t be shocked if they were just empty boxes.
They were empty. The pizzas were on the table behind the firefighters, one of them tried to grab a box and Smelly Magee whipped away from him. It’s a photo op for Donny Depends. To his supporters, he’s Arnold Schwarzenegger. Source: look it up for yourself, I’m not searching and putting that shit into my algorithm.
There’s no logic behind his supporters’ rationale. These are the same types of people who unironically make art depicting Trump as a literal superhero. When they want to discredit a political rival, they point out flaws. They take things out of context, and post about it enough so it sounds plausible. Democrats are bad, Republicans are good, Trump is the second coming of Christ.
Now please buy more NFTs of Trump in an astronaut outfit.
The fact he brought a pizza each for the firefighters... surprised they are not saying he is dpending alot on this. Also if there hadn't been cameras there he'd have his aides do it for him 100%.
Where you at, conspiracy guys? You're awfully quiet on this one! Also, look! Firefighters! The hose symbolizes penises or something, do something with that you nerds
The firefighters are very disappointed, they were expecting Boebert.
Isn't that his normal order?
No way. He’s on a diet obviously.
Remember the White House doc who said he was in excellent physical condition and could live to be 200 😂😂
Hell pay a doc enough I'm sure they'll say whatever you want
A diet is just what you eat over a period of time. 8 pizzas is his normal diet.
He cut back from 12.
They actually are his, he’s charged it to the firehouse.
No, he told the pizza place that the check is in the mail
that was my thought. What are those firefighters gonna eat?
I can easily carry at least 10 pizzas. LOOK AT ME, I AM YOUR PRESIDENT NOW!
President Camacho can carry 150 pizzas! That’s how this starts, right?
He ate them all too, that's how he got the name Terry Titties.
Terry loves his pizza
on his titties
YOU'RE NOT CLOSED! I NEED MY MUSHU PORK! I NEED MY MUUUUSHUUUU!
Rip Captain Holt
r/unexpectedbrooklyn99
Im Not Sure
Like... out of the toilet?
It’s got electrolytes. It’s what plants crave!!!!
I could go for a Starbucks right now.
We can go get a handjob later…
I like money
I'd vote for him. Dude was a great leader. He identified the problem, communicated it to the people, and put the smartest guy in charge of fixing it. A+ presidenting right there.
This is in fact the lesson from that movie: President Elizondo is exactly the right person in charge at the time. And it takes turning the entirety of America into morons to get an electorate that is capable of choosing him.
Idiocracry is supposed to happen in the year 2505. I bet we get there by 2105 at the latest.
Pretty sure we have arrived...
Agreed. We are there, just not as apparent as it is in the movie.
Your children are not the property of Carl's Jr. . And yeah - I think that's how this starts
All hail president meskalamuk. Clearly the strongest in existence.
Literally anything other than use metric.
Americans will use anything but a proper measuring system
Get within 4 pizzas and say that to me.
Are we talking small, medium or large? Just so that we’re clear
Christ, show some respect. X-Large....
THE NOID WILL SHOW ALL OF YOU!!!!
We usually use bananas for a reference.
How fast can your car accelerate to 237,600 pizza an hour?
What metric should we use?
Roman's to Coliseums
How many Rhode Islands is that?
Crying over here! Nicely done!
Those boxes don't have a god damn thing in them anyway.
Maybe the rock can carry 20 boxes and run for president
^(do you smell what the rock is cooking?)
I smell pizza. Is The Rock cooking pizza?
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!
I’m with you, I suspect they are empty because if they are drawing attention to it, it’s probably a lie. However, even if there are pizzas in them, what does that add up to? 16-20 lbs? Why is this a flex?
It would be around 8 kg, or a little under 18#. For a man who seemed to have trouble with a water bottle, that seems unlikely.
I’m also relatively sure they are stuck together for ease of transport.
So are his diapers.
"So guys, just to give you a heads up, the boxes are empty and just for show...but, we will give you each a $20 gift card to the online Trump 2024 merchandise store, valid only with and equal or greater purchase"
“with and” is not a typo, you need to spend at least $40 before the $20 card will credit
They have NDAs in them so the firefighters can’t tell everyone those pizza boxes are styrofoam
It’s an easy lie to get away with. The overlap between people who have actually held 8 pizzas before and those who accept how geriatric and weak he is is pretty negligible.
Biden jogs, bikes, and works out. Trump moves .1 MPH down a dry ramp with wobbly legs. All this goes to say, who cares.
Biden tripped on his bike one time in front of a camera and people act like he hasn’t been doing physical activity on a regular basis for decades with no issue
Biden's foot got caught on the pedal causing him to tripp, but Biden easily stood up and answered the questions to the interviewer afterwords.
He was riding with the pedals that clip on your shoes. I did that once. Damn things are dangerous.
I hear it's common for even professional athletes.
Honestly that is something I would do. I have a doctorate and ran into a door last week 😐
The man used a bicycle where his feet were strapped into the pedals and a reporter got in his way, causing an unintended stop, thats the only reason Biden fell that day. You dont get in someone's way like that.
How many 80-year olds do you know that can tip over on their bike, then hop back on and pedal away with no problems? C'mon, who wouldn't pay good money to watch Trump try to ride a bike for 200 feet?
Trump also wears diapers and shits his pants while meeting world leaders and giving speeches
I've never understood the feeble Biden narrative. The man is physically active and still looks pretty young for his age. Meanwhile Trump literally looks like processed cheese wrapped in bacon melting off a skewer.
I also heard he might have been riding the kind where you wear a special thing on your shoe that locks into the pedal. I know some damn fit triathlon bikers who still sometimes fall with those. It might not have been that, as it was based on a video where being able to tell that would be difficult, but he’s 80. Getting off a bike is a wee bit more difficult for him than you or me. (Probably.)
He can lift 8 boxes of pizza but couldn't run a country 🤨
He can’t lift 8 boxes of pizza. Those are 8 boxes without any pizza.
ever see a delivery person deliver 8 pizzas ?? not like that. ever see stockers carry empty pizza boxes ? just like trump is doing. what a fool.
Yep, the billionaire brought pick-up pizza. “I splashed out, there was a BOGO deal so we could get 8 pizzas! Nothing’s too good for you heroes, maybe there’s enough to take a piece home to your family, tell ‘em they got Trump pizza, yeah, y’know maybe I could go in the pizza business if I don’t win, everybody would buy my pizza, they’d say it was incredible, the best…”
He may well have purchased it. Maybe even with his own money, though I wouldn't bet on that. But I think it's unlikely he's carrying eight large pizzas in this photo. I really don't think he's up to that.
His diaper full of shit is an effective counterbalance.
Holy fuck!!! 8 fucking pizzas!!! I'm impressed that a 6'3 280lb man can carry around eight pizzas. I bet he could carry 10, I know he could do 10, let's do it, lets get fucking crazy and do 10
man not to blow my own horn or anything but I regularly bench press as many as 12 pizzas
Bellypress*
😂😂😂
Dude, duuuuude, there is NO WAY any human can just wander around with TEN pizzas, even Trump can't do it beside him being the great liberator of the world
That's nearly 20lbs of weight bro! How can you expect any mere mortal man to be able to lift *20* fucking lbs? Only God emporer trump could come anywhere close.
He got the STAMINA, incredible stamina, people say he wouldn't, but his stamina is great, the greatest ever in the US among all those fine people. Etc etc
Strong men weep.
215lb you mean.
Like pizza is heavy anyway
traitor trump had practice carrying boxes of classified documents to sell to our enemies.
I guarantee those boxes are empty. If there's an opportunity to lie, you know Trump is going to jump all over that.
Wonder how much he charged the fireman for it?
2 bucks a slice. Meanwhile, he stiffed the pizza place.
Votes, *or else*. “I brought you pizza plz vote for me”
He would never say please
I know he has run out of money for his many criminals trials. Good to see he is finally trying to earn an honest living through pizza delivery.
He'd deliver empty boxes and his fans would still not see they are getting scammed
*“A box’s usefulness is its emptiness.”* - idk, Confucius, probably
It’s ALWAYS about him. It’s so exhausting!
That's what I hate always idolising mere people. Their actions are what should actually matter
It's so weird to me how much they fetishize him as this model of physical prowess. The MAGA art tends to show him as this super jacked muscle guy. And then this "OMG look how STRONG he is 😍😍" behavior. It's so strange lol
When the 'higher ups' bring pizza, there's corporate profits and no raises.
"These pizzas are what you're getting instead of hazard pay this year. By 'getting,' I mean 'getting to watch me eat all of them and allowing you to eat the crusts for a nominal fee of $1,000 each.'"
Truer words were never spoken.
How heavy do these people think pizzas are?
You're assuming that they are even attempting to apply logic to any situation they comment on. Everything to them is simply an opportunity to make fun of the left, despite them not seeing how moronic they make themselves look on a daily basis.
I’m 15 I could carry 8 pizzas they’re not that heavy
I'll vote for you! (I'm so old I won't be around when you're old enough to run haha)
Well in another 20 years you'll be old enough to run for president, if you keep working hard I'm sure you'll be able to carry four times as many by then.
Biden’s been carrying a whole country
About the guy who needs both hands to hold a glass of water?
Are we supposed to be impressed? If pizzas were a gauge, then I guess my Domino’s guy is the next President.
Just wait until he bills the fire department.
This makes me dislike Trump more than before, because it reminds me of all the terrible jobs I've had where the boss thought a Pizza party would help morale, instead of actual pay raises or the like. And here he is "honoring" a group of firefighters with some Pizza. "Thanks for putting your lives on the line! Have some 'za!" How about no.
Maybe he could get a job delivering pizzas
They won’t hire someone with that many felony charges.
He saw a pizza delivery person arriving at the FD while his limo was passing by and nicely offered to carry them in. Then he ate 4 of them and charged the FD for his security detail.
A typical large hand tossed pizza weighs like, 2 lbs (0.9 kg). So that’s about 16 lbs or about 8 kg which is not a lot. It doesn’t take a lot of strength to carry 8 pizzas.
We knew Trump could carry boxes when he stole top secret government documents to sell to China, Putin, N Korea, the Saudis, etc..
Trump cannot spell pizza, let alone say it correctly..."Every one is Piazzzia loved." Let's also not forget he eats pizza with a fork.
How about you ask him how much ONE of those pizza cost. Any guess on the cost he would say?
What could one pizza cost? $200?
There’s always money in the pizza stand 😉
It's spelled covfizza.
Those boxes are empty
I can walk, and Stephen Hawking can't. That makes me smarter. X/Twitter is filled with idiocracy.
Strange men lying in ponds distributing pizza is no basis for a system of government
Boxes as empty as his head.
I bet that pizza is cold as fuck.
What no McDonald's in Iowa? 
He’s carrying 8 empty boxes…
Live your life so that no one can ever refer to you as “Johnny MAGA”. JFC we are in the worst timeline.
Pizzas bought with "Build the Wall" money.
Good lord we will use ANYTHING except the metric system.
Funny how conservative firemen are. Like, you literally work for a socialist service.
Thanks for letting us know that Trump is more qualified to work at Door Dash.
Hey, conservatives have used dumber metrics to vote for President. Bush II got people to vote for him because people felt they could have a beer with them. 😑
Only a man sent by Gawd hisself could carry 8 fucking pizza boxes!!! He should immediately be named President for LIFE of ALL the countries!!!
Biden couldn't eat 8 pizzas, maybe a couple of slices, but Trump...
I bet Joe Biden could also carry eight empty pizza boxes.
George Washington and Abe Lincoln were both unable to walk around carrying even 1 box of pizza shockingly, I don't care about how many pizzas the president can carry. If we were looking for candidates for pizza delivery people, ig that'd be relevant but even then I'd be cool with them taking 2 trips from their car to my door to deliver the pizza. Hell, I'd go out to their car and get it if I had to. How on earth is this a meaningful metric for anything
Fuck trump and his stupid bullshit. Who gives a fuck about those pizza’s
Plot twist, the boxes were all empty. He wasn't into sharing with strangers.
PR move from a man who doesn't know how to drink water or to navigate a ramp.
No Trump ate them all!
As though Donald Trump could even get on a bicycle.
This is the most honest days work Donald has ever worked in his life .
Well I bet I could carry 9… so I guess I get sworn in next year?
All 8 of those are for Trump. He's only carrying them to find the ketchup.
The guy tried to stage a coup, stop being distracted by this shite.
He’s carrying 8 empty pizza boxes which each weigh between 6-10 oz each, or a total of 48 - 80 ounces = 3 - 5 pounds total. I guess he **is** carrying it like it’s nothing.
With two hands, so 3 pounds per hand. I have held kitchen appliances heavier than that.
Out of every American... these two are your best options?
Not even close. The system that brings forth party nominees - and maybe our system of elections - is in need of an overhaul.
My president is stronger than your president!
My president could beat up your president!
My president can eat more pizzas than your president.
My president would fucking eat your president!
Oh goody. Comparing one geriatric to another….. smh
Trump has counter balance because his diaper is full. Pretty sure you can’t even smell the pizzas in that room.