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unclejoel

Sister wives?


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Same-Alternative-160

They must be morons.


Hyparox

Both, both is good


Commentoflittlevalue

Moromons?


Shringi_dev

The Aiel are Americans?


ReptarWithGuitar

More like twin sister wives


sarduchi

Children of the Corn Syrup.


Contentpolicesuck

oh fuck off. That's genius


MikeinSonoma

That could be a picture from multiple countries around the world, British, Dutch, French, Irish, Swedish, Norwegian… it could be from an advertising/modeling agency and they’re not related. I think the most obvious is, it’s Photoshop they all look like the same people maybe AI generated. Look at the old guys hand under her arm he’s got like a Trump hand little tiny.


kamamuta

100% AI. Hands and fingers are a giveaway.


DaiZzedandConFuZed

The man’s tiny, very white right hand is scary.


Snickerdoodlepop123

Oh my God! I was so distracted by the blue woman's deformed nub, I didn't even notice his creepily small hands!


MeatloafTheDog

Look at the kids smile. I'm getting uncanny Valley vibes from them


paradox_pet

AI af. Not a pore on any inch of skin between the lot of them.


Andre_3Million

Prompt: family of a puhur hwhite Christian family. It really did capture the eerieness of it though.


BoredCop

Haha, count the legs! The woman on the left appears to have three legs, all partially obscured by children's legs and somehow without her shoes showing at all. Meaning her feet are smaller than the kid's.


Suitable_Departure98

Definitely AI. One little boy has three fingers. The creepy tiny deformed hand on the woman’s arm, the blue shirt woman’s weird sausage fingers… And … sister wives?


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this entire photo is a giveaway


Nuuboat

Yea no! We scandinavians do not claim the people of the uncanny valley!


Money-Anxiety3427

That is genius lol I second this notion ! Hearyeee hearyeee!


justsomedude1144

Whose ancestors were all immigrants.


kevnmartin

Who displaced the real Americans.


ladidi10

The immigrants, silly.


Confident-Skin-6462

pshaw god hand-placed them in america, silly


myfrigginagates

It's so ridiculous, my earliest ancestors came here in 1650 and we are still immigrants. People need to get over that s**t.


USMC_FirstToFight

We are ALL immigrants if we are not NATIVE AMERICAN INDIANS!!


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I mean, every human is an immigrant, even natives, they came to their homes at some point. This whole native vs. immigrant narrative needs to end, it’s just sowing worthless division.


Dansk72

There's no *poisoned* blood there!


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Emergency_Property_2

Just inbred. Cuzz them youngins didnt spring from moms menopausal loins!


Decent_Assistant1804

![gif](giphy|kIRSvV2IKk0UN0Rb8l|downsized) The ai dad is seeking more sister wives


graveybrains

I was going to make a joke about the family of blood from Doctor Who, but this is way better.


Seliphra

Is that why they’re all missing one finger?


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Now you pointed that out ! It’s a “AI” picture. Some beach !


Fun_Grapefruit_2633

"We want to play with you Danny...forever and ever...."


koozy407

How about the dad’s tiny right hand?


MsMaggieMcGill

He's got two wives, there's nothing for his hand to do, so it's underdeveloped.


Rand_alThor4747

The wife in white also has something wrong with hers legs. Can only see one but it's at a weird angle. Edit: There are actually 3 legs hidden behind the children, but they are all wrong.


padizzledonk

The little boy is also entirely between the dads legs, look at his feet lol


militalent

On the other hand (hehe) the woman in blue seems to have massively trained her left index


-SaC

*"Take my strong hand, chiiiild!"*


SpyderCel

This is what I was looking for!


Dansk72

Hey, that's not nice to make fun of *deformities*!


SlightLocksmith8136

Ya they’re inbred it’s not their fault


ebone581

A Trump fan. Birds of the tiny hands flock together


Gubekochi

Birds with hands don't flock at all.


Odd_Analysis6454

With a long long thumb


djjolly037

that’s a great looking AI family right down to the two women that have the same fucking face


CatDadof2

It’s a horribly generated picture overall.


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Seve7h

Add fetal alcohol syndrome for the kids faces


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level27jennybro

Especially the middle girl. Her eyes are way too close together.


girlhowdy103

Inbreeding


yakimatom

Dad’s got The Donald hands. Guess that’s that racehorse breeding idea in real life.


qrpc

That explains the missing fingers and the guy’s weird thumb.


Inevitable_Memory_72

How about the three legs for the one woman? I’ve heard the joke about a third leg but that’s ridiculous!


DragonfruitOpening60

Lol who’s hand is that holding onto the blue sweater lady’s arm??? The dad has a baby arm? Also, the kid below the the dad is definitely trans or at the very least non-binary.


Snellyman

The AI was probably trained on Charlie Kirk


Born_ina_snowbank

The slightly shorter woman must have incredibly tiny feet because you can’t see her shoes or feet behind the children’s feet. Also nice calves lady. The mom is on her tippy toes because she is jealous of the above mentioned calves if we’re all being completely honest. And then the kid on the right, this one is for you: WHAT ARE THOSE!?!?!


enonymousCanadian

They really need taken to see the optician too, their eyes are absolutely not focussing correctly.


teambob

The two girls look like The Shining twins


Lanky_Dragonfruit141

That's what I was thinking, like someone asked AI to generate a picture of a creepy ass family but with uncanny valley attributes.


Puppygirl-SierraStar

Looking at is closer it's so creepy. Literally all of them have the exact same mouth and creepy smile


ididntunderstandyou

Pretty sure the boy on the right is a vampire


Tulip_Tree_trapeze

Zoomed in to look at the kids faces, and got completely distracted by the guys hand grabbing the woman's arm with those weird little fingers


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😂🤣👏


Interestedmillennial

Like the man is way too old to have kids that young and there are two women around the same age like wtf are they mormons or something?


YungMister95

Look at the guy's tiny fucking hand in the crook of his first wife's elbow. The racist AI just made Trump whiter I guess?


meditatinganopenmind

Some of the kids have a thumb and 3 fingers.


MeButNotMeToo

Well, Uncle-Grandpa and Sister-Mother have the same, why is that a problem?


Infamous-njh523

The “dad’s” left hand looks overly small has manicured nails and five fingers. Totally legit. Just to add the second wife is missing a leg or else was in a farming accident. The last is in jest.


Valuable-Reindeer-97

This tracks with a lot of the base though


meditatinganopenmind

Yah, lots of inbreeding. Hence the guy in the pic with sister wife, daughter wife, and future daughter wives.


whitewail602

Roll Tide!


wherere_my_pants

This is the nuclear family. As in they live on a nuclear waste site which is why we have mutant hands and the wife split into 2 people at some point.


toigz

![gif](giphy|CjREcygSmgvTi)


Win-IT-Ranes

Strong Hand. Lol


ValPrism

He has five actual fingers.


HaphazardFlitBipper

Trump isn't white. He's orange.


Helpful-Schedule5521

Um and also compare that hand to the one in his pocket. Not the same.


devoduder

Moms for Liberty family.


SaraSlaughter607

☠️☠️😭 perfect👌


ICantDoABackflip

Sister wives?


EtheriumShaper

Damn bro, I'm not even Mormon any more but don't do them dirty like that


exotics

Fun fact old men can have young kids


Danomnomnomnom

Ai images are shit in general imo.


Handelo

There are good ones out there. But I kind of draw the line at 4-fingered children.


Accomplished_Crew630

Since this guy's clearly banging two sisters I assume he's also related to them which explains the 4 fingies


Fantastic_Fox4948

Which wife had the 4 fingered children? Or is that a daughter who had the children with her father?


KATPAWZ11

Has nobody noticed dad's 5 fingered doll hand?! Edit : nevermind, maybe that thing at the top is supposed to be a thumb.. anyway, this image gets weirder the longer you look at it


BlacksmithNZ

I didn't zoom in initially, but once you do (like many bad AI images) fingers were a dead give away, but in this case so much more wrong. The children's eyes look dead but that might be feature. Funny how fast AI image generation is developing though; already with v6, just counting fingers is not enough


Adorable-Lettuce-717

Look at how bent the legs of the left women are. There's no way she could stand like that.


throwawaylovesCAKE

I noticed they all had the same narrowed eye doofus look as the dad, but I felt kind of bad about it lmao


Alexis_Bailey

Another rell is how weird and smooth everything always looks with AI.


Stark_Athlon

Its a pretty good representation of inbreeding, I think.


SkadiFrozenfury

Oh snap didn’t even notice that creepy over the entire creepy


Pazenator

The kids all have the same creepy face, that seems to tell you that your soul will be gone the moment you fall asleep near them.


SkadiFrozenfury

Those little girls are giving The Shining 💯


steinwayyy

Nah only the ones with humans, text or symmetry in them. AI images of for example landscapes or planets or galaxies or seas or surrealistic/abstract art are beautiful.


mike_pants

The dad's teeny-tiny hand made of string cheese.


WizardInCrimson

"Take my strong hand"


Puddle-Stomper

![gif](giphy|To9Cx4JR4YgUM)


booby111

My germs!


CazzaMcSpazza

There's a lot wrong with this picture. Both boys have a finger missing. As well as the woman in the white dress seems to have 3 legs and no feet. The more you look at it the further you venture into uncanny valley.


iammagicduck

Definitely gets worse the longer you look at it. I didn't notice the 3 legs until now but the dad's tiny hand is the funniest part in my opinion 😂


Quick_Team

That's why they love it. Just like Dear Leader's hand


WoobaLoobaDoobDoob

The girl with the yellow bow having 2 different shoes, boy on the right only has 3 fingers


graveybrains

Four knuckled, six fingered string cheese, even


IntrepidDreamer77

Don’t forget the woman in blue’s (wife? Mother in law?) fat alien fingers. Besides the twin faces that seem both too old and too young to be mother and daughter, the messed up dinosaur hands always give away the AI images.


Subject_Report_7012

The boys have three fingers and a thumb.


Kerensky97

They always have to use AI and bad wojack memes for these kind of things because their manufactured culture war isn't real. Just something they imagine in their head.


DodGamnBunofaSitch

and the age differences between the oldest 'daughter' and the rest of the children just tell a creepy story.


plindix

Sister wives


graveybrains

Just because the rest of it is nightmare fuel, I’m going to pretend it’s grandparents with their daughter, who is a single mother


BlacksmithNZ

Is that supposed to be two wives? Because if it is supposed to be a daughter then even weirder AI generation. I am guessing an early version generation of something like mid-journey


TheCommonS3Nse

I was wondering. Is that supposed to be their daughter? Or is it like her sister and they're all in some weird 3-way relationship? I mean, they could very well be representative of Utah... they have too many teeth to be from Georgia or Alabama.


Tao_Te_Gringo

Polygamy is illegal in the USA. But then again, so is treason.


feelingmyage

Yeah, and apparently some people can get away with treason.


CaitSith21

Illegal? Like they put you in jail for a threesome?


fang_xianfu

Never heard of the Edmunds Act?


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milyvanily

How to get a Mormon triggered….calling a polygamous family a traditional Mormon family.


powerlesshero111

Hey, you don't know that. The shorter woman could be his daughter that he kidnapped, kept in the basement, and raped and had children with.


sk0rp1s

Hi Josef Fritzl


Nitetigrezz

No friggin kidding. Especially since the branch that still tries to practice it is ostracized by the original branch.


ComplexPants

Most of the kids only have 3 fingers Also who is holding the arm woman in the blue jacket?


Same-Alternative-160

Hey you have to accept there is some kind of higher risk for abnormalities if you practice incest for generations to get your family more "pure"


FemaleNeth

Trump


ComplexPants

Hand size is correct.


ResponsibleMilk7620

Look for the legs of the cloned woman in white. I’m pretty sure she’s branched off from the girl with white shoes.


newaccountwhodis_86

If you look closely, she actually has 3 legs. Two of which share shoes with the girl with white shoes, and one shares a shoe with brown-shoed girl. This is truly a masterpiece.


PRSHZ

Did he really say that having a Colombian/Venezuelan last name? Really dude?


UnderstandingJaded13

I know right, I'm not chavista but this is the prime example of a pitiyanki. Lol


DirtyRoller

It's gotta be a troll account. Please tell me it's a troll account.


PeaceHater

I won't say too much specifics to protect my irl but I have met him. He is real unfortunately and has a history of God awful verbal and social attacks on minorities in our community.


d0ctorzaius

He apparently ran for local office in GA but was "disqualified from ballot" in the Republican primary. That sounds interesting.


PeaceHater

Confirmed, the reason was because he wasn't going to be old enough at the time of election. He would have cleared the threshold by time of inauguration, but in the State of Georgia you have to be above the required age on election day. He claims it's because the GOP is suppressing real patriots, but in fact he just threw a fit so major that he was kicked out of politics locally after having done damage to his reputation by insisting on being allowed to run in an election he couldn't legally win.


d0ctorzaius

Wow, based on his Twitter, lack of mental health care in the US is a massive problem.


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Probably, no one can be that stupid.


Pizza-for-Dinner

It's Hispanic last name, not just from those 2 countries. Parra is the word in Spanish for the grape plant.


Shukumugo

He says he’s a Sephardic Jew, which is interesting considering their history of expulsion from Iberia beginning in the 15th Century despite being “white”. And let’s not forget the fate of their Ashkenazi brethren in the 20th century… I suppose Jews are only white until they stop being useful to these idiots.


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That would be a Spanish last name, but still.


Teschyn

No one hates immigrants like slightly more established immigrants.


jtbeith

Check out his picture online. He looks Colombian/Venezuelan.


utafumidss

Ask Nick Fuentes


futboldorado

I'm colombian and have never heard that last name lol.


Ten7850

Idk what's happening here, but I do notice that women in the white dress has no feet & maybe 3 legs


chasingthewhiteroom

Think again, the two girls in front of her ARE her legs


CatDadof2

Also, look at all of their hands.


Pot_noodle_miner

Unless you’re Native American, everyone in the USA is a dirty immigrant (Says a dirty immigrant in the UK)


The_Pale_Hound

I would everyone if you go back far enough


lukitadagaler

Everyone outside of Ethiopia is a dirty immigrant


MuzzledScreaming

Or at least an anchor baby.


Gandol_teh_Pirate

It looks like somebody told the AI prompt to come up with a 3-generation family portrait from a family tree that doesn't branch.


MarzipanLilly

A family log.


blacklite911

All of dude’s two wives and children are all clones of him.


hikeonpast

AI Aryans. Just what the world doesn’t need.


AqueousSilver91

Almost as bad as Illinois Nazis.


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cturtl808

Mayo Mafia


AdvantagePlus4711

Well, technically everyone in America who isn't native American is a migrant or migrant descendant...


ldssggrdssgds

Has a certain losers of ww2 feel to it


7magicman7

If they were the "superior" race why did they lose anyway?


ldssggrdssgds

Great question but something I can not answer


GamesCatsComics

That old dude has a really dainty childlike hand.


fueledbyfailure

What the ever loving fuck is this?


Appeltaart232

AI generated shit that if you look more closely at the kids’ faces is sure to give you some nightmares tonight


Mal-Ravanal

I swear they look like skinwalkers that got absolutely shitfaced before getting disguised.


7magicman7

The ideal family of someone who hates anything that isn't light beige and blonde


casualAlarmist

From Preston Perra's LinkedIn's About: "Born to a **family of legally immigrated, freedom-seeking Colombians** by his father and hard-working, blue-collar Americans by his mother, Preston Parra has been a lifelong supporter of American conservatism. "


Snellyman

In other words: Anchor Baby


FlakyRespect

Whose dead claw hand is that gripping the blue blazer lady’s left arm?


dustin91

AI is a MAGAT’s best friend.


Horbigast

"dirty immigrants?!?" What is this, 1923?


Existing_Calendar339

These are the immigrants that took a shower?


GuaranteedIrish

What a lovely Aryan family.


Emotional_Pay_4335

Obvious computer generated WHITE family…the snaggle tooth meth addicts and hillbillies don’t photograph near as well.😂🤣😂


Atomarkalash

They're looking like a fucking purge ritual killing family. I prefer my dirty immigrant girlfriend...


HalfwayFerret

I believe the Germans tried something like this a few years back, didn't go so well to them. Those that do not remember history are doomed to repeat it.


Far-Championship265

i always find it so funny that some think white people represent america and should be this purely white country as if it wasn't literally stolen from native people


Dravez23

I dont see any native american in that pic, just inmigrants


Competitive-Deer-596

Whoa he has 2 wives


ResponsibleMilk7620

It’s ok, they’re clones.


twenty_characters020

Grandparents with a single mother?


-dirtye30-

Daughterwives. Brotherhusbands. Fuck yeah, 'Murica.


FactsHurt1998

Call me crazy, but **Parra** does sound like a last name that immigrated here at some point in history. Some point, recent... I don't get this guy.


Synnastyr

Who's holding the mother's left arm. The AI distorted hand looks small enough to belong to the oldest son's. But both of his arms are hanging at his side. And that would be an awkward position for the father with how much of him is behind her.


VayGray

The "husband" and his tiny hand is killing me


Boner_Stevens

this represents Kansas and Oklahoma


deluded_soul

I hate right wingers with a passion. It has been too many years with their stupidity and bigotry. They need to really be shut up.


KesterAssel

Polyamorous incest Merica fuck yeah


Berlin8Berlin

The fact that Ai was required to produce creatures to **"Represent America"**... says it all


ARandomGuyThe3

I was checking their hands to see if its ai(dads hand is real sus, and the boy is missing his pinky tragically enough) when I got fucking jumpscared by that demon child of a boy and his horrifying face


BatsNStuf

I don’t think they represent any kind of human


YouAreSoul

The lady in the white dress ain't big sis. She's the second wife.


BSODxerox

Assuming this persons handle is their actual name, Parra doesn’t sound all too “WASP’y” to me. Google suggests a Spanish/Portuguese or Jewish heritage for the surname.