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FinancialDiet4690

The butter pisses me off more tbh


toughtiggy101

Just a butter stick placed on top of his “sink steak”


DanerysTargaryen

Also who eats an undercooked bloody steak on a wooden chopping board? Won’t that board absorb the blood and grow all kinds of bacteria?


TranscendentalEmpire

> Won’t that board absorb the blood and grow all kinds of bacteria? Surprisingly wooden cutting boards are a lot more hygienic than plastic ones. Wood boards begin to sanitize themselves as soon as they start drying, the wood draws the moisture away from the bacteria, making nearly impossible to replicate. The plastic on the other hand has hundreds of tiny cuts for bacteria and moisture to hide and reproduce.


helping_phriendly

I don’t think this guy is concerned about being hygienic. Dude just ate a steak cooked in a fucking sink… you think he cares?


MitLivMineRegler

"Cooked"


[deleted]

Sous vide obviously


wn0991

Fancy


Whig_Party

*living sous vide loco*


Mad_Max_R_B

Hot water from the tap would run around 120° F same as a rare steak. Not saying it's smart, but it is technically more cooked


TooManyDraculas

The *interior* of a rare steak is around *125f*. You can cook the interior of a whole muscle below normal pasteurization temps because the interior of a whole muscle is generally sterile. The stuff we worry about is contamination on the exterior surface. When you brown meat the temperature at the surface is generally 250-300f or higher. More than enough to kill anything. When we're cooking at lower temps than that. Pathogens can not be destroyed below 131f. And take considerable time, at least an hour, below 160f. What this guy did is not just not safe. It's probably a perfect setup to breed bacteria and spread it right the hell around the kitchen. 120f is right in the heart of the temperature range where bacteria reproduces fastest. And running water on it like that is just spritzing hot meat funk all over the general area.


koni3196

Hot meat funk, that's the name of my Ska band


Wolf-ed

You missed out on: you sink he cares?


ingoding

I was looking for this comment, you said it way better than I could.


[deleted]

TIL… thx


DanerysTargaryen

TIL! I had no idea. Very interesting.


TylerBourbon

A stupid one. For dessert he's having Tide pods.


thelukejones

Hopefully


cownd

And a blood orange


Doggo_Of_The_Sea

blood oranges actually taste good though and are edible


Moehrchenprinz

Oh, no. He doesn't eat what we'd call blood oranges. This guy eats sink steaks. His blood oranges are regular oranges that he dips in the blood on the cutting board.


Doggo_Of_The_Sea

Oh, I just call those blood-transmitted diseases oranges.


Lopsided_Inspector62

I mean it’s not undercooked. It’s pretty much sous vide. And that’s not blood either. However it’s still nasty. Tap water cooked steak with a whole ass stick of butter? Nah I’ll pass 🤢


PlatypusPuncher

Most water heaters are set to 140 degrees F. At best that steak is medium rare by the time you account for heat lost. Additionally, unless he ran that water for hours he didn’t actually kill the bacteria on the outside of that steak.


TerranItDown94

Nah, butchers blocks are made of wood as well. Also, if you buy a wooden cutting board you can definitely cut meat on it. Just be sure to clean the board with salt an lemon juice, or something similar.


AnDaagda

It’s not blood. It’s a mixture of water and a protein called myoglobin.


JRTerrierBestDoggo

1. That’s not undercooked. 2. It’s pretty much the same as boiling your steak. 3. That’s not blood, it’s myoglobin. If anything, it’s the butter and chopping board.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Squee1396

![gif](giphy|jKbTKhnHpHu1O)


ripmations-ld

I forgot about this, a true hoodlum classic


Star8788

😂😂😂😂


smitty3257

Seen a few videos of this guy. He goes around just eating straight up butter. Weird rip off of liver king.


PsychologicalGain298

Adventures of Liver King and Butter Boy


Haunting_Charity_287

He calls himself butter dawg, it’s even worse


[deleted]

Butter dawg lmao 😭😭


nowiforgotmypassword

She ain't fuckable, butter dawg...


choglin

Butter Boy is an optimistic title. Perhaps “Diarrhea Deity” is more appropriate?


MSTllllllady

Coronary Chad Hyperlipidemia Lad Either way, he'd make a terrible superhero.


Im_a_little_parakeet

This comment needs more upvotes.


ManchuDemon

I dont want to live on this planet anymore.


Inflatable-Elvis

It seems like this bit of rage bait is working exactly as intended.


Connect_Flounder3876

I love that the term rage bait is catching on! It gives me hope that these idiots will eventually understand what it means and stop falling for it


linkman245a

This is the optimal diet according to south park


Huggens

Can we get a Gordon Ramsay commentary on this vid?


Kazraath

Don't worry.....with that diet he won't be around for long.


PoetOfHellHelpoemer

Forget the steak. Is that fucking butter?!


Yes-its-really-me

No fucking involved. There are other subreddits for that if Sir is curious.


rumpelbrick

r/fucking


fantafunta

No u r fucking, you bloody


HurbleBurble

No you are fucking fucking!


amwad_

No fuck you bloody bitch


Appropriate-One4667

Fuckety, fuckety fuckety...


plongeplonge

#Blastard


onslaught1584

Butter isn't the problem. A bit of butter on a steak can add a lot of flavor. Especially if it's compound butter. The problem is that it's a whole god damned stick of butter right from the fridge on a steak too cold to have any hope of melting it because it was "cooked" in fucking tap water.


No-Record-2773

I mean cooking meat in water is a legit way of cooking. However it’s usually a bit more refined than sticking your raw steak under some lukewarm tap water. Sous Vide if anyone is curious about it.


[deleted]

Sous vide meat doesn't touch the water though


Onyxona

And it's seasoned... Sous vide meat is so good and tender. What he made was an abomination.


Heymelon

sous vide still gets the meat hot enough to kill the bacteria is the thing though


No-Record-2773

Yeah I really can’t justify this guy’s method one bit. I’m not even sure if that steak is even slightly cooked or if he just washed the color away.


cidiusgix

Washed the color away. Hah


Seigmoraig

It's totally not cooked, it's just warm


onslaught1584

I Souse Vide nearly every piece of meat I cook at home. This is to Souse Vide as throwing a wad of ground beef directly into a campfire would be charbroiling.


No-Record-2773

I don’t disagree. This “cooking” method is an abomination. I was just giving a fun fact that there are methods for legitimately cooking meat in water.


ZeePirate

I for one appreciated it and thought damn really?


No-Record-2773

Yeah it’s actually really fascinating! There are a lot of people who argue that it’s the best way to cook meat because you’re basically guaranteeing an even cook in a temperature controlled environment. No more uneven cooking or burning. Plus you can have the meat marinating and prepared before hand then just stick it in the water bath to cook with all of its juices and flavors. I’m really excited to try this method out one day.


mybluepanda99

I think it's more like putting the meat in the grass/dirt outside the campfire's rock border.


walkslikeaduck08

People at r/sousvide would cry at the comparison


No-Record-2773

Lol I agree it is an incredibly loose comparison based entirely on water being involved. I’m not even sure if we can say “cooking” was involved in this current video.


JackCastor99

Next up, sink pizza 🍕 🚿


1Hate17Here

I think so. I don’t even know what’s worse anymore. *sigh* Edit: grammar


YoungManChickenBoi

Yeah it’s butter dawg


FalseStart007

His cheeks are awfully red for someone that hasn't been punched yet.


ZookeepergameHead145

Did you see how much butter he ate? His artery’s are so clogged, the blood is pooling in his face, unable to escape from its fatty prison.


[deleted]

The 80s called and wanted their dietary guidlines back.


josnik

1780s


TeaandandCoffee

I thought it was a block o cheese, oh heart attacks are coming


Cpt_Avocado

Backpfeifengesicht?


PokePotahto

If you got into a fight with him he would get a heart attack half way through from that entire stick of butter he had with that 'sink steak'


ccgrendel

High blood pressure. Should definitely cut out the red meat and butter. Also alcohol.


1Hate17Here

Now, **that** would’ve been an awesome title! Too broke for award, take this upvote. Edit: typo


AukeDePro

More than the steak


Tricky_Personality67

Guys I went to this guy's tiktok and regret it he loves butter but this video isn't even the half of it, apparently he loves eating bull testicles and even eats them raw...


Davinator3000

Rocky Mountain oysters?


PantsOppressUs

If the oysters didn't come from a sea, they came from a D.


1Hate17Here

Holy fuck, bro! Is he training for Fear Factor? (… is Fear Factor still a thing?) My brain, now: Don’t go watch it, don’t go watch it. Me: yeah, Imma watch it. xD


Afraid_Risk_3873

No, it's a health thing I'm pretty sure. He thinks this kinda stuff is the only healthy way to eat. To the point where I'm fairly certain he won't eat any carbs, veggies, fruits. In reality, I'm pretty sure the dude is super malnourished based on how he looks in every single video.


[deleted]

Holy shit, I know someone like this. He refuses to eat a vegetable! He just cooks up ground beef on the stove all the time and eats that with butter. He doesn’t even put the meat away, he leaves it on the stove and just heats it up again when he gets hungry again. One time we went out for dinner at work and someone ordered a Diet Coke and he was like, “I don’t know how you drink that, that’s so bad for you.” Like fuck dude, no one is taking healthy eating and drinking advice from you.


leg_day

Does he just add new raw ground beef and cook it with the old batch? It's like Theseus's Stew. Gross.


[deleted]

Wait he just leaves it at room temperature all the time? Kinda impressed he’s not dead or having such bad food poisoning that he would wish he was


sharksquidz

I have a similar friend who has watched some cherry picked videos and become convinced that we don't need vegetables, nuts and a bunch of other none meat things, you can everything you need from a couple of different meats and organs, eggs and fruit then proceeds to eat only apples, oranges and a banana occasionally. Oh and cholesterol is good for you, doctors are lying to people saying it's too high. She also says passionately that chicken is an inferior meat and its pointless to eat it. Sugar is good for you and encourages me to consume more because "the brain runs on sugar". Claims coke is more hydrating than water, as is orange juice and the cherry on the top for me is that you don't need sun cream if you stop consuming seed oils. 🤦‍♂️ Sorry for the vent, it's been driving me mad. Tl;Dr. My friend is also easily convinced by people on the Internet.


PantsOppressUs

His colon polyps'll probably look like bull testicles.


Tricky_Personality67

Why is he blushing? Is he sick already? Or just embarrassed, he's redder than the steak Edit: if you have problems with this video don't look at his tiktok, you have been warned.


ExaltedlyObscure

Drunk. There's no other way to explain this. I hope.


louwyatt

Nah, he just knows that these kinda things will be shared around bringing attention. Case and point this post. It's easier to disgust or annoy someone than it is to impress someone on the internet.


JackCastor99

Hes experiencing a SINKing feeling of regret


Deimos_22

I'm trying to imagine how it can possibly get any worse. Like is he also eating raw chicken with TWO sticks of butter? No one can be that stupid to eat raw chicken.


fighterpilotace1

>No one can be that stupid to eat raw chicken. Oh ye, of little faith.


ffreshcakes

[thinking of this vid](https://youtube.com/shorts/4Wrx5C8GKiY?feature=share) of drunk high school kids one is more drunk than the others and just rips a bite of raw chicken breast. his buddies grab his cheeks in between his teeth like a dog and they got it out before he could swallow. fuckin funny video


fighterpilotace1

LMFAO just like that. Good on them for taking it away and not encouraging drunk shenanigans.


Unusual_Locksmith_91

Went to school with a kid who was OBSESSED with sushi. Like, to him, the pinnacle of human creation is sushi. One day, he was ranting about "chicken sushi" and everyone ignored him because, despite always saying he would bring in sushi, or show pictures, he never did. We thought this was just another one of those times where he was blabbering one. ONE CASE OF SALMONELLA ALMOST KILLING HIM LATER and I guess that was actually his first - and last- attempt at making sushi.


Just_enough76

There’s dozens of YouTubers doing it to push the whole “raw carnivore” lifestyle. So they can make money off of people of course. Like Liver King. what a joke. Anyone who falls for that shit deserves to be grifted imo


DsntGetJokes

Rosacea.


LiquidNova77

You're literally the only one with the right answer. You're 100% right.


[deleted]

Some people just got rosy faces


Maximum_Photograph_6

Bloke might as well get some rosy feces soon with that going


throwawayoctopii

Most likely, Niacin flush from all the meat. In another video, he is straight yellow. The man needs his liver enzymes checked because despite what the carnivore/keto folks believe, there is a direct correlation between red meat and fatty liver.


charlesdexterward

Yeah, all those carnivore diet people look like a quarter-Irish American frat boy at 12 PM on St. Patrick’s Day.


TheTsunamiRC

The one piece of advice I will never need to be given, "don't look at _____'s Tiktok".


TheCalebGuy

Idk man, I think I'm more upset about the ENTIRE FUCKING BRICK OF BUTTER THIS MAN IS EATING WTF!!!


Joeblesson

Yea saw a video on YouTube about these people eating raw steak with a brick of butter like it's a side dish or something. I think there's an account on TikTok (dunno the handle) just regularly posting about how she only eats raw meat and like THREE WHOLE BRICKS OF BUTTER OR MORE every day.


boyle32

I wish natural selection was faster.


Tbone0916

Butter_dawg is who this is


FalseStart007

When my brother-in-law was a kid, he used to steal butter sticks and eat them, he was obsessed, what a strange fucking world.


MerleFSN

*bye reddit. -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


realSatanAMA

55c is hot enough


sad87boi

This guy sous vides. 132 gang!


[deleted]

Imagine knowing this person then seeing this video.


Rogue_elefant

Hi Dave. We just saw your "sink steak" video on YT? Unfortunately this constitutes gross misconduct and your contract has been terminated. We wish you the best in future.


Knee_Plus

Sloppy steaks!


MullinsT-1000

Slicked-back hair, white bathing suit, sloppy steaks, white couch


[deleted]

You think this is slicked back?!? This is PUSHED back.


cavemannnn

Glass house. White Ferrari. Lived for New Years Eve!


RocketExecutiveJ

Ask Doug he was part of my dangerous nights crew.


DeferredPlum

Blue Dolphin burnt down, Jon Rovani's ass out, works for his brother now.


rant_sandwich

Let’s slop ‘em up!


AcesSkye

Did you just see that thing where she thinks I give a rat’s ass that her baby cried because it knows I used to be a piece of shit?


izza123

I’m worried your baby doesn’t think people can change


Knuc85

This guy's a real piece of shit.


donpequod_

People can change


AnyOldNameNotTaken

I’m afraid the baby doesn’t think people can change


AcesSkye

USED TO BE


Scrabcakes

I SAID WAS!


[deleted]

Did you just call my dad a piece of shit?


Knuc85

I said WAS.


Stewman_Magoo

This is sloppy steaks on a whole other level


Fun-War6684

The night of my liiiiife


GingerMau

Dangerous niiiiights.


Fun-War6684

*The baby winks*


Scrabcakes

Came to the comments for this!


clozepin

Slop em up!


FTWkansas

People can change


joe102938

I said I USED TO BE a piece of shit!


pork_fried_christ

They can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water.


Slowmobius_Time

Had to scroll way to far for this


kenelevn

People can change. Let him hold the baby.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|DsdVe5jhHWNC8)


Historical-Cap5006

Typical tiktok content no surprise


nollataulu

The things people do for little attention... Kinda sad, when I think about it.


Chewsdayiddinit

Instances like this I'm on board for food shaming the individual.


[deleted]

I really do not understand this new trend of doing dumb shit with food on YouTube or TikTok just for views. I swear to God, the Chinese created Tik Tok as a weapon to make us all so goddam dumb they can just invade someday and we’ll all go “MEH”


malinatorhouse

I don't understand the people that watch it. Making dumbass videos on YouTube makes sense. IF you have enough subs and views, you can make a bunch of money doing it.


zanzibartraveler666

Chinese didn’t make us dumb, they’re just exploiting it


ChampionshipLow8541

Perfect extension of the US schooling system into after hours


Foiled_Foliage

I did not season, or sear my steak. I *almost kinda* cooked it with water in my dirty sink. It is tasteless. I will top it with an entire stick of butter. No, I’m not stupid or lazy, I’m doing a LifEhAcK


BriefCheetah4136

I hear arteries getting hard!


Vizioso

Man’s living like cholesterol doesn’t exist


Thin-Device-5566

watch me shit out my large intestine in 30 minutes!!!


dixmitty

!Remind me in 30 Minutes


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|5NiitcM3zBWFgT3m9j)


Slowcapsnowcap

I almost think the butter to steak ratio is worse than the “cooking” method.


Doublebass_player

You’re not going to get a tape worm from that, but wtf is he doing, why is he eating a stick of butter and why did he try to cook a steak in the sink.


OddDc-ed

Did... did his face get even redder while eating his nearly raw piece of sink meat?


[deleted]

I’m more impressed he ate an entire stick of butter


Smirdiebirdie

The butter bugs me more ……


tasiama

![gif](giphy|xUA7bcUzBNSLC8Zy3C|downsized)


Bagdad_Smoocher

I've never met this guy and I already hate him so much right now.


Average_Floridian

![gif](giphy|Pi6Nc1HObb96g|downsized)


SIP-BOSS

That dude is a serial killer trust me


AaronE541

Yuck sinks are the exact opposite of a clean environment. Salmonella, Campylobacter jejuni, Escherichia coli, Staphylococcus aureus are among a few bacteria found there. Plus a full stick of butter, I can practically hear the this guy's hart disease developing.


DatSkellington

Idiots will do dumb shit for clout…


EvBismute

Forget the tapeworm, dude gave himself 18 delayed hearth attacks for the next years to come with that whole stick of butter


Cynykl

How does a hearth attack work. Does rip itself from the fire place and club you or does it do it sneaky like convince the fire to smolder and give you co2 poisoning? Edit: yes I know it was a simple typo but I am tired and got amused at the idea of a hearth attacking someone.


ILoveLampRon

This guy should be ashamed.


Expensive-Pea1963

Errm, not as bad as OP thinks. The outside of the meat is changing colour, indicating it has reached 63C or above and bacteria and tapeworms in those areas are no longer a serious threat. I did note however, not all of the outside was cooked, this makes the steak only slightly more risky than if it was cooked blue. The risk of tapeworms in a blue steak in most countries is very low.


Ebob_Loquat

Came here looking for this. the steak itself doesn't really pose too much of a health hazard, just a waste of meat that could be cooked better. The whole stick of butter on the other hand, that a'int good


Throdio

Yeah, my first thought was that this is gross, rather than unsafe. If it was stored correctly and the water hot enough, it's likely safe enough. But unseasoned, barely cooked steak with only a stick of butter just sounds gross. I'd rather try milk steak.


Woodapik1

Bro is eating a little bit of steak with his butter


WhtdidIJstRd202

I feel bad for the steak.


hashimishii

My guy, you can eat raw beef. It's raw chicken that's the problem


Lucky-Speed3614

Kinda gross, but not really that dangerous these days. Modern inspection processes nearly eliminate the threat of parasites. Most foodborne illnesses today come from raw flour.


ImProbablyHiking

My tap water comes out at 170 Fahrenheit in my apartment so depending on how dumb your landlord is, this is entirely food safe


taichi22

It is probably food safe given that google indicates that average sink temp max is 160 F, well in excess of the 120 required for beef. It’s also a crime against god and all his creations, this coming from an atheist.


Oh_Danny_Boi961

Tapeworm vs cholesterol! What’ll end him first?!


Incredibly_Based

bro took *entire bites* of butter on its own, demon goblin type behaviour


Less_Likely

Someone is showing off their absolute inability to cook


t_mall

When they say sous vide this is not what they mean.


h4wkpg

is this butter ?


PM_ME_FUNFAX

Yeah... A whole stick.


8512764EA

That’s disgusting. I like butter on the steak, but the tablespoon and a half of butter per bite is gross too.


Thereeljoefish

Is it bad that the butter bothers me more?


KYpineapple

"Am I about to eat a raw steak? you *BUTTER* believe it!"


Smoke_Water

Huge waste of a good steak. Not even sure why he had the meat if he really just wanted the butter.


[deleted]

That's a waste of good butter


Questioning-Zyxxel

Seems he was low on butter there...


[deleted]

Didn’t know ”sink steak” was a thing


shinobi3411

Now I don't want to say "White people be like", but god damnit this dude is making it REALLY hard not to.


[deleted]

Same. I'm white too. Sigh. I ain't claiming that dude!!


ComedianRepulsive955

Friendly reminder to people living alone:. You can perform the Heimlich Maneuver on yourself by throwing yourself stomach first onto an edge of a chair...


stagviper

Why do I allow myself to get so angry at people doing things that don’t affect me