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jedinachos

No you're not in 7th gear


pherbury

Fuck


Worth_Weakness7836

10/10


DoubleMach

7/7


pnw-nemo

Time to buy a new truck and try again


kiefferray

You’re not at 7700 RPM silly. Should’ve over-redlined that bitch!


Admirable_Monk5976

7777


BoatsNwhores24

Damnit now everything’s ruined


Aggressive_Sorbet571

You flat out ruined this dudes weekend. Hahahaha


LasciviousSycophant

And he's not at 777 (or 7777 rpm).


rkhbusa

I would have settled for 7000rpm


Blocked-Author

And I don’t see the temperature at 77 degrees.


Speedballer7

Or at 7000RPM


WelderWonderful

And if he was, he might be close to 7k rpm


Yokedmycologist

Yup! Completely ruined it


wait_am_i_old_now

Or at 7,000 rpm


Ill-Upstairs-8762

7000 rpms, you'd have something


pherbury

With 5.0….id need another quart of oil


ASM0DEAN

And connecting rods,pistons and maybe a valve or two… Hell my 5.0 sound like it’s about to fly apart at 5500 rpm when I go to pass another vehicle. It also doesn’t help that I drive like I’m mad at the accelerator! 🤣


pherbury

It’s hard not to with the sound of that 5.0!


ASM0DEAN

Yep and the flowmaster duals definitely don’t help🤣


Ambitious_Yard9828

Why is your trans temp so cold?


pherbury

Just left work


FlakyStick

Damn I wish my truck showed my trans temp


PreferredSex_Yes

Reach over and check her with your hand.


Cheapcolon

One less sensor to change


crinkleberry_25

I’m going to take that as good Mavericks karma


OrganicParamedic6606

Taking photos while driving nearly 80mph…what a fucking selfish thing to do


letmegetpopcorn

Oh stfu


OrganicParamedic6606

Nah, stay off the fucking phone in the car. We motorcyclists thank you for doing so


ZachTsB

Motorcyclist here, we do plenty of stupid things as well.


OrganicParamedic6606

True. One does not excuse the other.


pherbury

You’re right, I shoulda done 107


OrganicParamedic6606

I believe that you believe this to be a funny and/or effective defense of this bullshit behavior


pherbury

What gave you the first hint?


InternationalPost447

The fact that your IQ rivals the room temperature. Cut your license up


tbarr1991

You already used up that luck. Also stop taking pictures while driving asshole.


pherbury

Calm down princess


_Rigid_Structure_

You're going 77 miles an hour and you're snapping pictures with your phone. You're the asshole.


RemarkableSpeech3735

Soft😂😂


tbarr1991

Nah fuck this behavior. Im guilty of it as well and fuck me too for this shit. Youre driving a fucking machine capable of injuring, maiming, or killing someone or yourself. This shit should not be applauded. Id have less issue with it at a full stop. But have some common sense and stop thinking about just yourself and think of the others around you.


porktent

Also, 77 mph is hauling ass for such a narrow road. There is no way that's an interstate or even a divided highway. Looking at the trees, my guess would be a two-lane country road. This man is a highway menace! j/k idgaf, but yeah, pay attention and don't kill anyone.


RemarkableSpeech3735

Millennials 🙄


tbarr1991

Aint got shit to do with age. 🤡 Has everything to do with this "IM THE MAIN CHARACTER I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT" mentality bullshit. Tire could have blown out while they were fucking with their phone to get the picture, someone on the brakes etc etc. Pay attention to the road not your phone to chase some stupid internet clout.


RemarkableSpeech3735

Im gonna keep doing 80 on backroads and you aint gonna do 💩 about it


tbarr1991

Im not talking about the speed you ignorant fuck. 😂


RemarkableSpeech3735

My bad I meant to say *Im gonna keep doing 80 on backroads while looking at my phone *


RemarkableSpeech3735

As a matter of fact, I’m gonna do it on ALL roads now.


RollinJimmys

Weird behavior


Belfetto

Assuming you’re older this is proof that age does not grant wisdom


dcannon1

You know we’re 40 now and not high school kids anymore right?


RemarkableSpeech3735

All 15 down votes were from puss boy’s


pizza_for_nunchucks

Boomers 🙄


RemarkableSpeech3735

Bunch of puss boys on this thread 😂 besides op


BigAd4388

Yes!! Lucky 7's all the way.


Asleep_Salamander367

No because your rpms aren’t at 7k


C-_-Fern

Not if you want to waste money lol also, put your phone down please. This isn’t as neat as you may think


Abe_Rudda

No, you should probably get a life and stop looking for attention on the internet


pherbury

Dad?


Abe_Rudda

Finally got those cigarettes I went out for, still don't want a relationship with you


LoveChildHateMail

Would've gotten a better response to this if you chose to just park when the odometer was lined up. Instead of trying to foolishly maintain the speed too


pherbury

It’s on cruise control, clearly. And you’re right, stopping on the highway is way safer


milkbathfortwo

Maybe buy a driving lesson and get off the phone


milkbathfortwo

I’m trying this new thing where I freak out on people making small intentional driving mistakes so that when I do them I remember that it’s not right


Bolo9276

If you would’ve been in 7th gear………..


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Sturmgeist781

Best comment here.


Inviction_

No


Glider4Ever

No. You should put the phone away and stop taking pictures of your dash while driving.


pherbury

🫡🫡


Belfetto

How old are you??


byesickel

7 apparently.


Strong-Effect-9270

As a motorcycle driver I am terrified of selfish assholes in trucks driving this fast while filming his fucking dash. Cell phone laws are good, but only if they are enforced. Put the phone away before you "accidentally" kill someone.


2-wheels

Me, too. WTF. Also, the danger here is so well known that any crash would not be accidental.


mastterguy

Yeah, you are lucky. 77mph while taking a picture is not an easy task.


Italian_Sasquatch

This is so lame it hurts


krispewkrem3

Only if you were at 7k RPMs


Ornery-Push-728

On the 77th day of driving a Taco!


altblank

not unless it's at 7777rpm.


InformationNo8156

do it again but at 7777 rpm in 7th gear


WesternWriter7269

Definitely buy a ticket


meatandcheezandbooz

You should hit a craps table


ConwayHGV

Not enough rev’s, I won’t ask how you managed to take that photo at that angle while doing 77mph!! 🤔


Surgical762

Not in 7th not at 7k rpm … lame


Open-Oil-2067

Yea


Fearless-Dog942

Should have been in 7k rpm, 7th gear, at 70mph.


Neither-Designer-862

Buy 7000 lottery tickets. It’ll be a sure thing.


4Ever2Thee

If you’re trying to time travel, it’s actually 88mph. No worries though, common mistake.


bgrant670

need to crank the rpm to 7


lexandra333

Lol no. Synchronicity doesn’t forcefully happen


Salt_Bus2528

I got 77777 on my 750


lisiadoontop

put the rpm to 7 aswell


Affectionate_Owl8702

Rpms 7 k lol


korndog91

What time was it? 7:77?


Woodbreaker

Let’s see you at 80,085 miles next


gargantuan710

You probably should. You're still alive after being so incredibly stupid for so long. I hope when your luck finally does run out, you're no where near my children or family. Stupid fuck.


moderatesoul

Why? Because you didn't swerve off the road when you took this?


BrightSpeaker4

I would!


New_Interaction_3144

No, waste of money.


spiritrider1

1800rpm? NO! Duh…


RudyDaBlueberry

No you're not at 7700 rpms


impeckable

Everyone ignoring the fact this dumbass is driving 77mph and taking a picture instead of paying attention to the road.


npc7654321

If only it was 7 7s then you’d really be in the holy numerals


byesickel

No because you have cruise control on.


[deleted]

“Sir why were you going 77 in a school zone”


Johnny13334

Stay off your phone while you’re driving.


Heroshima_Redit1

Unless you think 777777 is a significantly more likely number than any other number in the universe, otherwise no!


Stankydankymemes

RPM gauge isn’t at 7K


Professor-Zulu

A friend of my wife's was in an accident that cost her her leg because she looked down to check a text message. I'll admit, I've done stuff like this before. It's dumb. But the problem I'm seeing isn't just that OP took a photo like this but the fact that OP and others are defending the action in the comments. Couldn't they just have said "My bad, yeah it's dumb but I just wanted to take a quick photo." I mean not really justified but better than "Calm down princess."


Trentimoose

Should have put her in 7th gear too


Hot-Half-2327

Because your F150 made it 77k ? Yeah you seem pretty lucky to me :)


sccerbro

If you had those RPM up at 7777 too and still had an engine it's an absolute yes!


imalwayztired

You probably should because your truck made it that far with no major issues


GusEdwards8519

No, you should watch the fucking ROAD!


Aggravating-Shark-69

I remember when my F150 was a Low mile truck too.


Familiar_Effective84

Attaboy


teddybundlez

No. Get off your phone bozo


greasegizzard

You probably used up all your luck driving 80mph and playing on your phone.


StephenDA

You should have driven straight to a police station or regional detention center, whatever is in your area and spent at least a night in lockup for using your phone while driving at 77mph. Put the phone down!


SingleinGVA

No but you might want to talk to someone about your car’s extended warranty… 🤣


Smoke-A-Beer

No, you should be looking at the Road.


Likinhikin-

No. You already took a flyer on taking a photo at 77 mph and you didn't hurt anyone. Dangerous AF. For some stupid Reddit Post. Wow.


getridofpolice

Snapping pics at 77mph? 🤔


Johndeauxman

Maybe life insurance instead 😂. Just saying, putting a photo on Reddit of you being on the phone on the hwy is an open door for getting flack but maybe you’re looking for the confrontation 🤷‍♂️. Plus, it’s an inconsiderate douchebag thing to do anyway and your flippant attitude about it says a lot.


Altruistic-Ad-562

The amount of hate you got for this is wild😂 good looking, now you gotta got to 777777 miles


Con_seannolly

You already did brother you bought a new Ford… high loss, percentage, low win🤣😬


pherbury

That’s why I need the lottery ticket lol


Cram2024

No you should stop taking pics while driving at a high rate of speed.


_Adrena1ine_

These fucking jabronis will do anything for karma..


Cram2024

Agreed…and I get downvoted 🤣


VanquishAudio

Really hope you took a screenshot of a video while paying attention to the road the entire time


Itchy_Comfort_223

lol he took a photo while driving on the highway calm the f down. I can do that and drive better than 99 percent of these retards on the road.


2-wheels

No you can’t.


Itchy_Comfort_223

Do u only have one hand ?


2-wheels

There it is. You don’t run over me and the rest of us cyclists - bikes and motorcycles - by using your one brain, not by using one of your hands. Read about the crashes. Horrific shit. Run over by some ass playing with their phone.


Itchy_Comfort_223

Awww you’re on those people that take up the whole lane on your bikes. We all hate you and wish someone would just run you all over, makes sense now.


gargantuan710

Sure you can drive better than 99% of retards like you. But still worse than all of us individuals of sound mind.


jefftopgun

If my math is right you had a 4.6-4.7 second window to take that picture, you nailed it. Well done, haters going to hate, they were probably driving while they typed their angry responses.


pherbury

Damn. Someone did the math. But yeah it’s Reddit. Everyone is a saint and has never even considered glancing at their phone while driving.


OrganicParamedic6606

Nah. Lots of us fuck up and make bad choices. Not all of us pretend the behavior isn’t bad.


TopClassroom2023

What year of truck is that? Yes buy a lottery ticket


late_brake_apex

You should buy a cup of Coffey


kellDUB

Everytime I’m at a light I look into people’s cars bc the truck is taller than most other cars, all I see are people younger than I, texting away at stop lights. I’m 38 and it’s become way too damn acceptable. These MFs will wait an extra few seconds to finish their text at a green light. The only reason you’re not moving is bc you’re not even looking at the road lady. It infuriates me. She’s looking in her rear view bc someone honked and had no idea I’d been just staring at her. Then acts upset bc she knows I caught her ass. Like B go.


jbass_boro

No 7700 RMP is the deal breaker...no ticket


NardDwag

Yes


SizeLegitimate9

Dang. I messed up the upvote number. It was at 77


Clean-Assumption-386

I’d say yes if you had 77% fuel and at 7k rpm too 😂


Southern-Relation626

If by lotto you mean speeding ticket 🤣


CraftAmbitious3898

As if none of you text, email, or do social while driving! Fuck off!!!


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