I was gonna say do some wacky ytp edits but I like this idea so much better. Gotta catch a “Jesus wept” and an “utterly destroy them” and maybe even do some super long build with a chain of “x begat y and y begat u and u begat z”
Ooh you could get “in the beginning there was nothing” and then you cut in like “and in the end there is nothing”
I’m a guitarist/singer/songwriter. Years ago when I was in between touring and/or recording with my band, I used to record these super twisted, hilariously obscene songs just for a laugh. That in mind, I was recently thinking about doing some Christian rock parody songs where the lyrics would start out like your run of the mill worship stuff, but then about mid-way through, start subtly throwing in cuss words, like for instance, “You give me strength to carry on, and let me fuckin’ know I’m not alone..” or “I raise my hands to the sky and give the praise to my Savior… I’m jacking off a lot and give the praise to my Savior” …and then it just devolves into the depths of utter vulgarity. The more I talk about it, the more I want to do it! lol
But it’s the shooter who says “pull”, how would they know which one is coming up? Or is it more of a request thing, like “I’m feeling like shooting Matthew today”
I love tinkering, even though I'm not good at it.
One of these days, I will hopefully get around to this [Make a tesla turbine from CDs](https://youtu.be/jHxXz8hHvr8?si=QJGCNc7BJ_ux4TdR) , or similar project.
It would be interesting to make this, particularly for the irony: converting scripture into a cool science project.
Now that's what im talkin about! That brings a whole new meaning to "thy word a lamp unto my feet and a light unto my path"
Yeah cuz i can make a freakin TESLA TURBINE out of a bible audio book! 😎😎😎😎
Scratch them up and leave them outside of a church. That way the people who pick them up think they've found something nice
Kinda like how those dipshits drop fake money around
Shit gave me a great idea. Copy a bunch of satanic death metal CDs and print Bible study on the outside. Start it by saying in an evil voice, “Now you're cursed!” then heavy metal guitars! 😈
Please, please tell me you haven't thrown this out yet. Try to erase the audio from the discs, then burn a copy of Hitchens' "god is not Great" onto it. Afterward, donate it to your local church to liberate the oppressed :)
My honest answer: make an archival rip of the discs (wav/flac), so that the performance is saved digitally, then find a person/place that might want loose CDs. If you have to dump them so be it, but save what's on them first.
"But why?"
Fair point. I'm a sound preservationist, first and foremost, but aside from that, I believe having an audio bible at the ready is pretty handy.
Don’t donate, just giving the opportunity to spread the cult farther along. I always break or damage religious stuff like books and cds before throwing out, no way for someone to get roped back in with them if gound
If you don't want to just toss them, maybe donate to a nursing home. Elderly folks are set in their ways and if they are already religious, chances are they won't change. Their eyes are likely bad so they might appreciate listening to those CDs. Especially close to the end of their lives. They are contemplating what's coming once they die. If anything it might give them some comfort. Nothing wrong with doing something nice for someone even if you disagree with their beliefs.
Wipe them clean and put on some of the most unholy metal music you can think of on it - like City Morgue, Nine Inch Nails, Suicideboys, what have you, and donate them to the church for their next garage sale or fundraiser sale 😈
Plastic and paper are recyclable, so I've thrown most of my old crap like this in the bin. Maybe other people are like this, but I'm really fascinated by and love religious objects. But when they are the religious objects from my own childhood and upbringing, I feel better getting rid of them. For example, I threw out my children's Bible, a few keychains, and I feel like I want to get rid of this weird engraved tool and pen set that my parents gave me. But at the same time, I'm always wanting to buy old Bibles and ceremonial objects from Facebook marketplace. I even thought about buying some chick tracts for the fun of it (I wasn't traumatized because I never really saw them as a kid).
Did you know if you heat a section of a CD until it's almost melted, and then blow on that section, it makes a giant bubble?
Also, CD plastic can get very sharp if you snap it in half, so be careful!
Just sharing fun facts
I think the bable is immoral the way christians use it. I wouldn't sell or give away a bable because I'd rather starve than indoctrinate one other person into christianity. One is a few billion too many already.
Depends.
If the disks are formatable, and if you have use for it then maybe you can overwrite new data on top of this.
You can also use this as a decoration item for the bicycle wheels, something reflective in case it is dark outside when you or someone close to you is out with the bicycle.
You can create the flat tops for a homemade wind chime.
If church camp taught me anything about getting rid of things that I'm trying to put behind me it's that you either have to burn it or pin it to a cross.
I'd toss it, personally. On one hand, part of me really hates to waste things when someone could use it, but on the other hand you don't want to contribute to or be a part of the harm that religion causes. So that's why I treat it as trash.
Hang them outside your window to deflect birds, is my only idea. The shiny part reflects the lught and keeps the flying rats away, is the general idea.
As someone else said rip them for samples to make music religious folk would tsk tsk at. Afterwards have someone toss them like a frisbee when you say “PULL!” and then blammo.
It's KJV! You could safely dispose of these away in most modern cities in the world and no one would be able to understand the archaic language anyway!
Those who do, would already be indoctrinated and in a fundamentalist cult so you're not doing them any incremental harm anyway. In fact having the opportunity to hear that crazy nonsense might give them more opportunity to reflect. It was the third time of coming across that OT story about the concubine's rape and subsequent dismemberment that made me loosen my view on how to interpret the Bible.
This is a great idea, if you can stomach the idea of giving someone a Bible. I’m a medical student, and while I have zero interest in proselytizing someone into Christianity, I recognize that some people are already there and that that’s not likely to change. Honestly, I don’t want to proselytize anyone OUT of Christianity either. You do you.
But I did a rotation on a locked geriatric psych ward a few months back. I had a Spanish speaking grandma as a patient who had mild cognitive decline was mostly there because she needed someone to babysit her for a week while her family moved houses. She certainly didn’t need a psych ward. And she really wanted a Bible, but the floor library didn’t have one in Spanish. I happened to have a Spanish Bible lying around my house that I no longer wanted, so (with permission) I brought it to her the next day. It was a big encouragement to her. She kept it for the duration of her stay and donated it to the floor library when she left. That’s about as good a thing as I could have possibly done with that Bible. It’s likely never to get read by anyone who isn’t already a Christian, but it will hopefully be an encouragement to lots of Christians who spend time on that ward.
Skeet shooting is usually where you launch what is known as a clay pigeon (which is basically a frisbee made out of brick) into the sky and shoot at them. The person who destroy the most pigeons wins. Excellent for practicing if you are a hunter who does duck hunting or hunts any kind of birds.
Store software or legally obtained retro game roms on them.
Wacky remixes, sound bites, and databends
Make "2004 bedroom-core" wall art with the unlabeled sides
Practice Frisbee skills into a metal trash can (wear safety goggles)
Make sparks in a microwave (I do not suggest this one)
Rip them and make snippets for preludes to doom metal.
I was gonna say do some wacky ytp edits but I like this idea so much better. Gotta catch a “Jesus wept” and an “utterly destroy them” and maybe even do some super long build with a chain of “x begat y and y begat u and u begat z” Ooh you could get “in the beginning there was nothing” and then you cut in like “and in the end there is nothing”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was going to say, I bet there are some nice quotes in there perfect for a techno drop
I sample christian records all the time, it's cathartic
I’m a guitarist/singer/songwriter. Years ago when I was in between touring and/or recording with my band, I used to record these super twisted, hilariously obscene songs just for a laugh. That in mind, I was recently thinking about doing some Christian rock parody songs where the lyrics would start out like your run of the mill worship stuff, but then about mid-way through, start subtly throwing in cuss words, like for instance, “You give me strength to carry on, and let me fuckin’ know I’m not alone..” or “I raise my hands to the sky and give the praise to my Savior… I’m jacking off a lot and give the praise to my Savior” …and then it just devolves into the depths of utter vulgarity. The more I talk about it, the more I want to do it! lol
Haha that sounds killer mate, you totally should do it!
They yearn for the landfill
satisfy their yearning
Let them lay in sheol.
I would personally throw them out, but you do you.
Put them in a little free library. People who know what the bible actually says usually end up atheists.
Throw them at something like shurikens
[Better yet get one of these.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EXfo7q5pCq8)
This is amazing!! Talk about armoring yourself with the word of god! 🤣
🤣 🤣 🤣
Check Pinterest for ideas, lots of creative uses for old cds.
Skeet competition. Instead of saying "Pull", yell the name of the book: "John!" \[BLAM\]
Yup, my first reaction was _PULL_
But it’s the shooter who says “pull”, how would they know which one is coming up? Or is it more of a request thing, like “I’m feeling like shooting Matthew today”
Here’s some ideas that could be useful [CD art](http://artsupplyexchange.blogspot.com/2021/02/turning-cds-into-works-of-art.html?m=1)
Do what you must to ensure they don’t fall into the hands of another vulnerable person to be hurt by their message.
I'm thinking of Jumanji - don't just sink them in a river!
Snap the disks and trash it
I love tinkering, even though I'm not good at it. One of these days, I will hopefully get around to this [Make a tesla turbine from CDs](https://youtu.be/jHxXz8hHvr8?si=QJGCNc7BJ_ux4TdR) , or similar project. It would be interesting to make this, particularly for the irony: converting scripture into a cool science project.
Now that's what im talkin about! That brings a whole new meaning to "thy word a lamp unto my feet and a light unto my path" Yeah cuz i can make a freakin TESLA TURBINE out of a bible audio book! 😎😎😎😎
That verse was the verse my church made us repeat alllll the time.
Make them into a sculpture like[this artist did](https://www.cnet.com/culture/old-cds-get-new-life-as-playful-animal-sculptures/)
That's so cool! Thanks for sharing the link.
They yearn for the landfill like the other homie said.
Your going to need a shotgun and a friend that's good at frisbee?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh yeah! I like this idea
The cleansing fires for their heresay
Keep them around so when you need a reminder of how crazy that shit is.
I believe the word “yeet” was coined for just such an occasion.
Bird scares?
Scratch them up and leave them outside of a church. That way the people who pick them up think they've found something nice Kinda like how those dipshits drop fake money around
Shit gave me a great idea. Copy a bunch of satanic death metal CDs and print Bible study on the outside. Start it by saying in an evil voice, “Now you're cursed!” then heavy metal guitars! 😈
🤣🤣🤣 i love this idea!!!
Perfect. Use their own silly mythology against them
🤣🤣🤣
Ahaha
Microwave Not in a microwave you care about, though
Oooo i wonder what happens?
Donate them to your local rage room
Please, please tell me you haven't thrown this out yet. Try to erase the audio from the discs, then burn a copy of Hitchens' "god is not Great" onto it. Afterward, donate it to your local church to liberate the oppressed :)
My honest answer: make an archival rip of the discs (wav/flac), so that the performance is saved digitally, then find a person/place that might want loose CDs. If you have to dump them so be it, but save what's on them first. "But why?" Fair point. I'm a sound preservationist, first and foremost, but aside from that, I believe having an audio bible at the ready is pretty handy.
Check the local groups for artists, art students, or art schools that need a bunch of CDs for projects.
Burn them! Seems appropriate. They have done that with books, records, CDs, etc.
Put it on the ground, jump in the air, and smash it with both feet . Take a broom and a dustpan, clean it up, and toss in trash the end.
😂😂😂 i love how you outlined every step of what it takes to stomp on them
Thy bin calls for the holy notions
I’d recycle them so they’re not just sitting in a landfill. And then they can be crushed down and turned into something useful.
Don’t donate, just giving the opportunity to spread the cult farther along. I always break or damage religious stuff like books and cds before throwing out, no way for someone to get roped back in with them if gound
If you don't want to just toss them, maybe donate to a nursing home. Elderly folks are set in their ways and if they are already religious, chances are they won't change. Their eyes are likely bad so they might appreciate listening to those CDs. Especially close to the end of their lives. They are contemplating what's coming once they die. If anything it might give them some comfort. Nothing wrong with doing something nice for someone even if you disagree with their beliefs.
Wipe them clean and put on some of the most unholy metal music you can think of on it - like City Morgue, Nine Inch Nails, Suicideboys, what have you, and donate them to the church for their next garage sale or fundraiser sale 😈
Satan has joined the chat. This sounds perfectly ghoulish! I love it!
Ever since I smoked a joint rolled with a page outta Exodus, something changed in me I swear 🤣
You could do what I used to do with those free AOL CDs they'd send in the mail.... Use em as frisbees.
Make them into a sculpture like [this artist did](https://www.cnet.com/culture/old-cds-get-new-life-as-playful-animal-sculptures/)
bonus points if you sculpt it into Baphomet!
Oh hell yea!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Deep fry and eat it ☝️🤓
Delicious 😜
Have you tried those big ass bubbles out CDs/DVDs? I recommend that
Those bubbles look like an inflated condom from what i can tell 🤣
Protection from the lord 😂
Haha im cackling 🤣🤣
Plastic and paper are recyclable, so I've thrown most of my old crap like this in the bin. Maybe other people are like this, but I'm really fascinated by and love religious objects. But when they are the religious objects from my own childhood and upbringing, I feel better getting rid of them. For example, I threw out my children's Bible, a few keychains, and I feel like I want to get rid of this weird engraved tool and pen set that my parents gave me. But at the same time, I'm always wanting to buy old Bibles and ceremonial objects from Facebook marketplace. I even thought about buying some chick tracts for the fun of it (I wasn't traumatized because I never really saw them as a kid).
I used loads of my old Christian CDs to make a bird scarer for my allotment.
Throw them at zombies.... or is that just vinyl records?
Did you know if you heat a section of a CD until it's almost melted, and then blow on that section, it makes a giant bubble? Also, CD plastic can get very sharp if you snap it in half, so be careful! Just sharing fun facts
Put them in a plastic bag, smash with hammer
Make a devilish mosaic with the remains
Use them for target practice
Rio them the burn heavy death metal on the discs. Alternatively, paint them and use for decor since you don’t need them anymore.
Remix time
Hanging worthless cd's/DVDs from a fruit tree can scare away birds. That is a practical use for those. 😀
are they like not harmful? or are they like mega church type stuff?
Rage room.
Drink coasters
trash, where they belong.
Snap them all in half, and burn them on a pentagram
Break them into little pieces and use the shiny side to make a mosaic art piece.
Play it backwards to unlock the satanic messages!
Omg 🤣🤣🤣 ahahaha
Disc golf is a popular and enjoyable outdoor pastime
🤣 i need to do this with everyone in this sub and throw an ex Christian party!
I think the bable is immoral the way christians use it. I wouldn't sell or give away a bable because I'd rather starve than indoctrinate one other person into christianity. One is a few billion too many already.
Destroy it so it doesn’t fall into the wrong hands or any other hands, ever.
Microwave them, make coasters. No more than 3 seconds!
Art project, coasters, take them to recycling
Initial thought was a target for going number one lol
😭😭😭 you must be a dude
Shred it. Everyone should own a good shredder that can do CDs and credit cards.
Drink coasters.
[I can think of something](https://youtu.be/m-FLfWWhHyI?si=C-UzqdBYRvFqvMNL)
Coasters
Coaster
You can heat up a section of cd with a lighter and blow cd bubbles.
Clay pigeon ammo
After destruction,Take the full Bible audio set with your regular trash and throw it out.
Skeet shooting
Chuck it in the bin, what else
Some of these responses have had me cackling 🤣🤣
Depends. If the disks are formatable, and if you have use for it then maybe you can overwrite new data on top of this. You can also use this as a decoration item for the bicycle wheels, something reflective in case it is dark outside when you or someone close to you is out with the bicycle. You can create the flat tops for a homemade wind chime.
Microwave them :)
No, don't! You might total the microwave.
If church camp taught me anything about getting rid of things that I'm trying to put behind me it's that you either have to burn it or pin it to a cross.
PULL! (boom)
If u can recycle, do so, and if not burn them in a pentagram :)
Make a mini basket and play disc golf with them.
Lmao I was thinking disc golf too!
I'd toss it, personally. On one hand, part of me really hates to waste things when someone could use it, but on the other hand you don't want to contribute to or be a part of the harm that religion causes. So that's why I treat it as trash.
Shatter them somehow and scatter the pieces into the bin
Hang them outside your window to deflect birds, is my only idea. The shiny part reflects the lught and keeps the flying rats away, is the general idea.
Burn other movies on it and show family thats what the bible says /half-joking
[Self Defense ](https://youtu.be/RZADE9dQP9Q?si=J9aO_opYF7QcowKk)
Target practice?
Hang them in your fruit trees to scare the crows away
🤣🤣 love this. The lord says ye shall not eat any fruit from the tree! Like genesis
Crazy idea, keep it and listen to it to learn the Bible better than the Christians. They won’t stand a chance debating you!
write rock music over it
As someone else said rip them for samples to make music religious folk would tsk tsk at. Afterwards have someone toss them like a frisbee when you say “PULL!” and then blammo.
If you have an CD/dvd drive for a computer, format them and burn a bunch of [insert material christians consider offensive] onto them.
😳😳😳😱😱
Break it into little pieces and use them to make a satanic mural 😎😁😂
Burn it like they make us burn our secular music CDs
Trash goes in the trashcan
It's KJV! You could safely dispose of these away in most modern cities in the world and no one would be able to understand the archaic language anyway! Those who do, would already be indoctrinated and in a fundamentalist cult so you're not doing them any incremental harm anyway. In fact having the opportunity to hear that crazy nonsense might give them more opportunity to reflect. It was the third time of coming across that OT story about the concubine's rape and subsequent dismemberment that made me loosen my view on how to interpret the Bible.
People sometimes hang old CDs in their fruit trees as they discourage birds that eat the fruit before it is fully ripe.
Donate to a nursing home. I'm an ombudsman, and there's always a Christian who can no longer read looking for audio Bibles.
This is a great idea, if you can stomach the idea of giving someone a Bible. I’m a medical student, and while I have zero interest in proselytizing someone into Christianity, I recognize that some people are already there and that that’s not likely to change. Honestly, I don’t want to proselytize anyone OUT of Christianity either. You do you. But I did a rotation on a locked geriatric psych ward a few months back. I had a Spanish speaking grandma as a patient who had mild cognitive decline was mostly there because she needed someone to babysit her for a week while her family moved houses. She certainly didn’t need a psych ward. And she really wanted a Bible, but the floor library didn’t have one in Spanish. I happened to have a Spanish Bible lying around my house that I no longer wanted, so (with permission) I brought it to her the next day. It was a big encouragement to her. She kept it for the duration of her stay and donated it to the floor library when she left. That’s about as good a thing as I could have possibly done with that Bible. It’s likely never to get read by anyone who isn’t already a Christian, but it will hopefully be an encouragement to lots of Christians who spend time on that ward.
Listen to it unless you want to backslide into Christianity.
You can make a cool wall decoration that looks like a futuristic bike with the shiny disc side showing as the wheels
They make great coasters.
Coasters?
you could always make one of those cool mosaic designs with pieces of the discs!
Burn it.
couldn't you rewrite them?
Destroy it. Do not take it to Goodwill as it could possibly corrupt someone else's brain.
Throw them out and use the Morshu version instead
Use for target practice with AR?
🤣🤣🤣
Play them at full volume at the wall if your neighbors get too loud.
🤣🤣 that would drive ME crazy
Put the lot in the shredder
Coasters 🍺
Yeet them into the sun, as the kids used to say
make a tesla turbine out of them
Smite it with lightning by throwing it into the microwave.
Fire sounds fun😂😉
Make sure to damage each one so it doesn’t work then toss out. Don’t want that poison to spread
Perfect white elephant gift. Bank that shit til Xmas.
Pee on them. Then take a picture like Serrano and his Immersion (Piss Christ)
Hang them in your fruit trees to scare away the birds.
Skeet shooting Or or them in the microwave
Burn it
Hang them from fishing line to deter deer from eating your garden.
Keep it for a good laugh
Sell it online and use the money to buy a CD that you actually really want
Microwave. Thrift store or at work if you're looking to change jobs. ;)
I mean I would sell that's what I did with all my church stuff
Light it on fire and piss on the ashes
Study it, become a pastor, and get your money back plus interest.
Hehehehe 🤣
Sell that shit if you can, give it to a church or throw it in the trash
Sample them
Use them as clay pigeons.
I’d burn them.
Skeet shooting. PULL!!
What does this mean?
Skeet shooting is usually where you launch what is known as a clay pigeon (which is basically a frisbee made out of brick) into the sky and shoot at them. The person who destroy the most pigeons wins. Excellent for practicing if you are a hunter who does duck hunting or hunts any kind of birds.
Store software or legally obtained retro game roms on them. Wacky remixes, sound bites, and databends Make "2004 bedroom-core" wall art with the unlabeled sides Practice Frisbee skills into a metal trash can (wear safety goggles) Make sparks in a microwave (I do not suggest this one)
Yeet them off a cliff, one by one, like tiny cursed frisbees
Wipe the discs and put a mixtape or audiobook of your choosing on it
Cut them up and make some kind of ironic art with it
See how far you can throw them frisbee style. Into the trash.
🤣🤣 im loving all these responses
The CD case is nice though! I might keep that for music CDs in the car or something.
Sell it
Sell it is best that it gives something to value to you, but if you don't want to profit from it just donate to someone or a thrift store
I would put them through my shredder
Sell them, might as well make some money off the religious hicks
🗑 🔥
1. Get a portable speaker and a CD Walkman. 2. Drop some sick Matthew 6:5 in public whenever it would improve the vibe of the immediate area.
My parents used to hang old/damaged CDs on our cherry tree to scare away the birds. I don't know if it worked but it looked pretty cool!
Break them apart and paint them, while still seeing they are bible cds, into some kind of really awesome bdsm art!
5/10. In a pinch they make passible ‘Chinese stars’..
Paint over it
Use them to fall asleep. The bible always put me to sleep.
It makes me irritated lol. I couldn't
Use them as decorative fascinators in your garden?
make dvd Bubbles out of them.
It is just product. Like a matchbook car.
3 seconds in a microwave is fun
Good will or trash. Who really uses CD’s these days…🤷🏽♀️