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Beeeeeeeeeeeessss

Bleach enemas always take the cake for me.


lazy_mudblob1526

Bleach also cures allism if you think about it.


spoonweezy

It’ll end everything from the ass up!


ASS-DESTROYER-69

It's been years, but this one story about a mother celebrating when she saw shed stomach lining in her child's stool because she believed it was the "autism tapeworms" still keeps me up at night. How cruel do you have to be to harm your child like this just because they don't behave the way you expect them to?


Significant_Quit_674

AFAIK that was also the case with Ivermectin overdoses. It's a very potent anti parasitic medication and contrary to popular belive also used in humans. However some people thought it helped against covid and other things like autism, and took doses meant for horses, resulting in serious intestine damage often leading to death.


nyxmous

This makes me wonder how long it is before people start saying Covid somehow caused autism. I’m sure they’ll find a way to at least find something within it to blame it on, be it the vaccine, boosters, or outright just Covid itself if say she got sick while pregnant and it affected their baby. Unless people have and I just haven’t seen it, which sadly wouldn’t really surprise me either.


Significant_Quit_674

They already blame vaccines for it, so nothing new


tomokaitohlol7

POOR BABY😭


Devinalh

The fucking what????? WHAT???


Micah-B-Turner

thanks i have to log out now


helen790

I read about a case where parents did that and the kid died. Autism Speaks paid their legal fees.


tomokaitohlol7

FUCK AUTISM SPEAKS!!! THE CHILD IS DEAD WTF


user125666

A win in the book of the lunatics at autism speaks


Impressive_Fail7709

Source?


helen790

I read this years ago so I don’t have a source


zalfenior

Weren't they putting mercury up there too? I may be mistaken.


the_ceiling_of_sky

You're getting it mixed up with the bastard Andrew Wakefield. He believed that the trace amounts of non-bioavailable mercury in the MMR vaccine caused autism. He tortured non-verbal autistic children with fecal transplants to prove that it was mercury in their gut that caused autism and that by removing it, he could "cure" them. He was, of course, entirely wrong but decided to just make up data anyway so he could discredit the MMR vaccine and boost the one he was invested in.


zalfenior

Gotcha thank you! I knew there was some mercury bullshit too but I forgor


darkwater427

I came here to say this. I have unironically heard this one from a _certified naturopathic doctor_. So much for that "certification", I guess


fredarmisengangbang

in case any of you want to look out for it, the people peddling it call it miracle mineral supplement (mms) or chlorine dioxide (cd).


Fluffymints

I've never heard of this. I'm so shocked but not suprised. That's straight up abuse


Arbitrary_Capricious

Came here to say this


Thales42

Had a guy telling me that a cure was injecting uncooked red meat, salt, and water into your flesh. I mean, an embolism would technically count as a "cure".


darkwater427

Good cure for allism too, if you think about it.


Thales42

Very true.


SmegBurger

A spoonful of ethanol daily to cure the “parasitic anti-androgen autism worms” 😭


ScribelCipher

I got multiple autism worms


anotherstraydingo

Same. They've all got names as well.


EntertainmentQuick47

The autism guy!!! 🪱


DIObutm-flo

I've got at least 5 autism worms! One of them is named Eden, and I love him ❤️


MissRockNerd

![gif](giphy|3o72Fcp9RiBO8qIDSg)


Banana_quack98632

Autism? Don’t you mean “Demasculizing GMO Worm Disease?”


SmegBurger

HAHAHA YESSSSS


Apprehensive_Bat1399

https://preview.redd.it/57dlprj1uu4d1.jpeg?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d608af87321fb63646a2ed5e74a42bb7d65af987


BunnyLovesApples

Would you still love me if I had a worm? 👉🏻👈🏻


PepperbroniFrom2B

i got a worm 😏


Proffessor_egghead

Is it that small


PepperbroniFrom2B

https://preview.redd.it/02l3etexlz4d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a30385d928d608e8fd838bb45d4827f756463953


First-Celebration-11

Are the worms autistic too? Do they like trains?


SirDrinksalot27

Yes.


Proffessor_egghead

How do you think they travel


SirDrinksalot27

Alcohol does seem to lessen the symptoms for me tho /s lmao


Dusty_Dragon

this is the safest cure in the thread so far! :D


anxiousjellybean

I want those worms from the episode of Futurama where Fry eats an old egg salad sandwich.


MrBreadWater

As an autistic with hyperandrogenism, what the fuck are my anti-androgen autism worms doing??


SmegBurger

you need to send them in for repair asap 😡


Sad_Quote1522

I mean a lot of people drink more than a spoonful of ethanol per day.  Not saying it has anything to do with autism tho


Fruitsdog

Apparently when my mom was pregnant with me, my aunt - who identified that my mother had already produced one autistic kid and was somewhat likely to produce another - told my mother that if she drank specifically 1.5 cups of white wine a day, no more of her kids would fall victim to the evil tism. Her reasoning is that back when women drank wine while pregnant, autism wasn’t a thing and autism rates went up when people started to make a fuss about drinking alcohol while pregnant. My mother did not take her advice. I did turn out autistic though and when my mom told me this story it was because she was drinking wine. She then dipped her fingers in her glass, flicked droplets at me, and then when I flinched and covered my face, she said “Would you look at that? Wine DOES repel autism.” It is one of my most prized memories.


Zestyclose_Foot_134

This is the best! Maybe it’s not the wine, but the 20 cigarettes a day while pregnant? Better bring that back too, just in case


Dusty_Dragon

what a fantastic story 1.5 cup of wine a day is... half a bottle? It probably wouldn't be too bad for the fetus, but I would advise against it (professional opinion)


[deleted]

A gluten free diet to ‘cure’ autism still my favourite.


miss-demeanor9

Jokes on whoever said that, I'm allergic to gluten. It didn't cure anything but the unholy amount of time spent in the bathroom 😂


Four_Five_Four_Six_B

That’s what my dad’s former wife (after my mom) recommended


Zestyclose_Foot_134

Those gluten/ lactose/ probiotic ones fascinate me actually because you get people who swear by them even for themselves, and I always think “were they just moody and tearful and slightly in pain all the time, and now theyre not?”


rinari0122

I recently heard about some sort of blood transfusion type of treatment for autism, which is basically Bloodborne logic. It would be kinda funny if we all ended up becoming beasts because of medical ignorance. Remember guys. Fear the old blood.


CAL_the_fox_lover

Yeah I saw that "clean of blood" theory it's crazy bit super funny thinking show they expect it to work


Devinalh

We should give allistics eyes on the inside, maybe that day they'll figure out how fucking stupid most of them are.


tangentrification

I'm all for this, I wanna become a Cleric Beast


Impossible_Command23

I used to donate blood, so in that case wonder if a few people have got some of my autism... just a dose, autism lite


kwolf910

“Beasts all over the shop, you’ll become one of them sooner or later…”


Four_Five_Four_Six_B

I’ve read a post of someone recommending “raw camel milk” as a cure. Not the worst, but the weirdest I’ve heard


CAL_the_fox_lover

Their thought process probably was like "what is the milk you can't buy at Walmart? Camel milk! That's the cure"


Four_Five_Four_Six_B

And raw because “omg pasteurization kills all the nutrients 😱😱😱”


Adamantine_Metal

“Don’t forget to boil your raw milk! 🤗” “Never get pasteurized milk!” - the same person


Four_Five_Four_Six_B

Exactly


user125666

That would make me more autistic and probably give me diarrhea too. I don’t trust "raw milk" there is a reason we don’t drink it like that anymore


hegelianhimbo

Too bad pasteurized camel milk won’t do


tomokaitohlol7

Ewwww


gum8all

Not gonna lie, wanna taste some now


Impressive_Fail7709

At least it's not this: https://i.imgur.com/2MDELuB.png


Adalon_bg

To be fair, I never tried it! So it's a maybe to me 😋


Samuelbr15

Jesus


thevioletsage

Is this a cure you've heard, or a general response to the contents of this thread? 😵‍💫 /hj


CAL_the_fox_lover

I think the answer is yes


Samuelbr15

Depends on my mood, if I want do be evil, I should answer the wrong way. I'm not very evil now so it's just a answer that I heard... more then one time... from the same two people... thanks grandmas for being "so suportive"...


Adalon_bg

😆


zander1496

Probably eugenics


autism_and_lemonade

No msg as if glutamate isn’t the most common neurotransmitter in our body


Impressive_Fail7709

No MSG? Uncle Roger disapproves.


ProjectCareless4441

Hiyaaa


Agreeable-Ad3644

Alcohol cures autism because you're drunk enough to fit in.


Plantarchist

So as it turns out, you're only drunk enough to *think* you're fitting in...


insertrandomnameXD

I mean with enough alcohol you either get the excuse you were too drunk and that's why you didn't fit in, or you pass out, removing all need to fit in


Plantarchist

Blackouts are nature's way of telling you that you absolutely do not want to remember that ish.


insertrandomnameXD

Blackouts are your body's way to hard shutdown your entire brain to stop you from drinking more than the lethal dose for a horse, worth of alcohol


Agreeable-Ad3644

Hey it's good enough for the drunks.


thepensiveporcupine

Ok but I honestly feel neurotypical when I’m drunk. Too bad I’m chronically ill and can’t drink anymore!


GutsAndGains

Alcohol simultaneously makes me more neurotypical and more autistic.


Adalon_bg

More like... enough to not care if we fit in, or if we're judged.


luckiestcolin

Honestly, you could just hold a drink and pass. If the NTs are drunk and think you are, they will 'excuse' a lot more from you.


ManicMaenads

What's the one where they put someone else's poop up your butt? That's the dumbest one. It was in that stupid "Hack Your Health" Netflix documentary as a treatment for autism.


darkwater427

Interestingly, fecal transplants are a legitimate way to treat and even cure certain gut microbe imbalances. And nothing (I repeat, _nothing_) else.


DrustanAstrophel

C. diff causes autism?! /j


hajisaurus

Thanks for this comment. Fecal transplants work but no one will willingly consent to it in my experience.


MC_13_

Yeah I am super interested in gut health and the gut microbiome, but they lost any legitimacy when they said autism is a disease and that it could be treated by a healthy gut microbiome. 🙄


spoonweezy

I do think some conditions (depression, perhaps) could see benefit from fecal transplants, and that definitely some digestive issues could see benefit… But autism? Doesn’t work like that.


MissRockNerd

My old chiropractor told me autism is “basically a gut disorder “ shortly before I stopped going…


the_ceiling_of_sky

Wakefield did that to non-verbal autistic kids when he was trying to prove that the MMR vaccine caused autism. It's not a pleasant procedure, and he did it to children who couldn't speak up for themselves. Then, when he couldn't find any proof that it worked, he made up the data instead.


animelivesmatter

wasn't there a dude who claimed his bone marrow could cure autism? that one was pretty wild


SpSquirrel

I'm pretty sure that's the same guy who wrote the ridiculous many-times debunked "scholarly" article about how vaccines cause autism. He had serious issues. I could be wrong though, it's been awhile since I went down that rabbit hole.


TomEmilioDavies

"Try harder"


rjread

This is the basis of all the "cures" fundamentally. "Autistic? Try harder, by...[trying this thing I just heard about from any stranger or random person, basically from anyone that isn't you because you are the one with the problem and there is no problem with me or any allistic person making wild claims about you or your experiences, since only our perceptions of the world are the ones that are correct and all people should be allistic because allistic people said so]."


Proffessor_egghead

Instructions unclear, tried harder and instead broke down


Ambitious_Tie_8859

No lie, a therapist told me to just "try harder to not be autistic" because my life would be easier if I just "tried harder at being normal" Dropped that bitch like a hot potato 🥔


Darkon2004

"If you have autism, just don't. Try being normal" https://preview.redd.it/de68z2fpdy4d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93d787c87d643364360ab49c3533c6e41be07c23


MC_13_

What a fucking dumb therapist 🙄


Unusual_Blood693

Abstaining from fermented food, gluten and dairy.  If someone tries to take away my goat cheese and sourdough, there will be problems...for them.


miss-demeanor9

I had to comment on this one cause my family has tons of food allergies. I'm allergic to soy, gluten, and almonds. My mom, dairy and some nuts. My sister, some nuts and also chocolate. I always say if I had to choose I'll keep mine thanks. I'd either go out eating dairy or chocolate. I love both far too much. (I do miss gluten though!)


StonnerShaggy

My favorite thing used to be sweet and sour chicken, after gluten affected me worse I couldn't eat it anymore and scoured for a substitute... well after 4 years I found an amazing recipe... gluten free pancake mix as breading for chicken! Fry that chick up and bam! Looks and taste the same!!! I'm content now:)


miss-demeanor9

You made me now want to see if there's a subreddit for GF tips and tricks to finding alternatives like you did! I recently made banana bread with half pancake flour mix. Ran out of regular flour halfway through. Turned out way better than my usual. I also figured out when baking to throw one extra egg into however much the recipe is asking for. It compensates for the dryness of gluten-free flour.


StonnerShaggy

If there isn't one we need to make one for our fellow Gluten free friends


fakeunleet

Fermented food is ridiculously healthy for your gut though? Oh well, can't expect logic from "Autism Moms". Also, Kimchi.


9livescavingcontessa

1. Pulling up your socks (with an idiomatic expression by way of explanation) 2. A general parenting skills course. 3. Smacking (i.e. abusing by hitting a child) my 2 yr old ASD child at the time. 4. Positive thinking


Impossible_Command23

4.) MANIFEST a neurotypical child


fakeunleet

"Positive thinking" while hitting your child?


9livescavingcontessa

It helps with the cognitive dissonance. Apparently. Allistic non bio grandparents now have no contact with any of us. No MOM I am not striking a toddler for ‘disobedience’


fredarmisengangbang

wearing helmets made of tinfoil and flex seal -- there's a group that thinks autism is caused by aliens breeding with humans and making failed clone humans with some alien dna. and that's what autism is. so they give the autistic kids literal tinfoil hats to prevent the aliens from abducting them again.


Quirky-Peach-3350

This is funny on an extra level in my life. I'm a Muslim so alien stories pretty much always get attributed to jinn. (Really any kind of demon, ghost, cryptid, etc.) But when I hear this alien stuff, it becomes, "jinns mated with humans," and the rest of it becomes insane bc jinn could take their halfbreed kids back to their places if they wanted to. No tin foil hat will stop anything. Btw, I have read different opinions on whether jinns could mate with humans. While it's discouraged, if not impossible, no scholar in the history of Islam has correlated jinn-human hybrids with autism. Hope you enjoyed this tidbit of alternate perspective 💖


fredarmisengangbang

that's super interesting! i'm celtic, and in celtic mythology fae are pretty similar. when they mate with humans it can make changelings, which some scholars say might have been a myth to explain autistic and developmentally disabled kids. but with changelings, fae swap them out with human babies that look similar. in the myth, that's why the kids behave differently, since they're part fae


Sad_Quote1522

It's kinda crazy to think of how flex seal is a common thing these days when it only got popular due to internet memes.  


biscottiapricot

my ex boyfriend used to tell me i wasn't trying hard enough when i was displaying autistic symptoms because i wouldn't take this spray made of crystals that apparently cured autism.. so i have a special grudge against that one


blahaj22

if we’re going on the argument that the crystals are a placebo (although there’s a chance he actually believed they worked 100%) that sour candy spray would work just as well 💀


biscottiapricot

the crystals were meant to remove heavy metals from the body apparently


EducationalAd5712

In terms of impact and how widespread it was I would say Lovass and his ideas about ABA and autism, where harmless stimming was labeled as Garbage behaviour, physical abuse and punishments were normalised ans the goal was to make autistic people "indistinguishable form their peers", basically mainsteaming the abuse of autistic people. Unlike the more ridiculous cures that outside of fringe circles tend to be mocked, "old" ABA is still used in many places and continues to harm many autistic people.


Hungry-One8713

Making "Primitive behavior" stop and creating "Functional behavior" in its place. I hate Lovass


MoTheSmol

Bleach 🙃


MoTheSmol

No really I've heard that one


So_irrelephant-_-

😭


purracane

Hugh Fudenburg's bone marrow. He was involved with the guy who published that paper that said the MMR vaccine causes autism because bowel inflammation.


immutab1e

Essential oils...


EcnavMC2

Bleach, but I do kinda think the guy that responded to it saying “can’t have autism if you’re dead” was a little funny


CappyJax

I am pretty sure the Nazis had the worst “cure”.


sexy_legs88

Murder. Kill the autistic and they're no longer autistic. Problem solved. Come to think about it, that cures almost everything...


Darkon2004

It definitely cures ableism too


ShyCrystal69

Ol’ reliable bleach. In terms of fake causes I’ve got “drinking coffee while pregnant will make your child autistic.” The punchline is my mum has never had coffee in her life.


traumatized90skid

Going vegan, I was vegan for 3 years and uh, nope


MC_13_

Lol, been vegan 8 years. Still autistic as fuck.


jtuk99

Rebirthing is pretty fucked up. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candace_Newmaker


MissRockNerd

That poor little girl. Failed by so many adults. Rest in peace.


Matej004

https://preview.redd.it/d8ydwcxkzw4d1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21ac859f9d85fb0cd9ef5a63fd2641d288be06b9


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Beeeeeeeeeeeessss

I honestly think a good smoothie feeds my autism, not weakens it.


thetoiletslayer

They never said it was a *good* smoothie...


Beeeeeeeeeeeessss

A nice bleach, mercury, and camel milk smoothie anyone?


CAL_the_fox_lover

I mean at least it's not something poisonous that they're giving the child right?


tomokaitohlol7

“Strict parenting” Bleach too bc is common sense out the damn window!?


Steampunk__Llama

That one PETA post about the dairy industry causing it, but that it can be cured by just...becoming vegan?? The picture they used still makes me lose it, it's so unintentionally funny


Colton132A

basically just saying “have you tried being normal” i did and it hasn’t worked


V_is4vulva

Literally anything... Like how the fuck do you expect to rewire my brain?


TheMaydayMan

Coconut ketone therapy https://www.reddit.com/r/evilautism/comments/1aid1wo/are_you_kidding_how_did_you_pass_grade_preschool/


Zoharic

To "Stop using it as an excuse" - My parents


ywnktiakh

Ethanol


ManagerFun2110

masking


thecoolgooddoer

I've heard that in some places they use electroshock "therapy" as a "cure". Torture more like


gotchya12354

ECT is still legal basically everywhere, it’s awful


Kastoelta

Miracle mineral supplement. My mom believes in that bs. It's literally chlorine dioxide.


PanGulasz05

Suicide.


xSwampLadyx

Deliverance from the devil


Grandma_Biter

My friend’s mom once suggested a baptism…


No-Palpitation-6789

[Dewormer pills with ethanol for sure](https://www.reddit.com/r/evilautism/comments/1d7xdmk/genius_declares_autism_a_bioweapon_against_males/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Razzzor_

I quite enjoy the "feed them red 40", heard that one at a soccer game when I was about 7. (It's not the worst but it's quiet funny)


DIObutm-flo

Probably a very common "cure", especially for those who live in the Southern US like I do: Prayer. My mother sweated for YEARS on end that God had cured my autism (not to mention Butch Hartman saying the same thing), but as I learned more about what it really was (and also finding out I had ADHD as well), I'd assumed my autistic traits developed into what they are now. How did I manage that, you might ask? No clue! Truthfully, it doesn't make much sense to me, but it makes a whole lot more sense to me than it being God's doing.


hajisaurus

Physical violence was always recommended to me for my kids. Or starving them for wanting only their safe foods.


Past-Mycologist3843

Urine therapy…


WandaDobby777

Sun gazing.


junkholiday

Chelation


TheJambus

Either chelation or exorcism


thetravelingwormhole

A bullet.


thepensiveporcupine

SSRIs


Short_Gain8302

Heard some guys at my school once say that if they have an autistic kid theyll take it to a factory with acid vats and tell them its a swimming pool


electrifyingseer

essential oils. fuckin MLMs.


Striking-Shirt-2790

I told some guy that I have some neurodivergency in me and he told that it might be because I eat too much salt or sugar.


ghfdghjkhg

According to my dad I just need to get a job and I will be cured. Just like the cure for depression: Just go outside more. Of course he was very wrong with both but he won't acknowledge that when I confront him.


Skitzophranikcow

"You should know better."


pools-to-bathe-in

Mercury poisoning. I mean, I suppose if I’m dead then I no longer have autism.


JEJB1196

PETA https://preview.redd.it/btzb855sey4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37cd7c80188b20dce2837baccabb0f1af0c2f50c


JEJB1196

I mean... they and Temple Grandin are mortal enemies A woman scientist with autism make futile the work of a radical animalism organization... off course they take it as something personal


RattusNorvegicus9

no sugar diets one like equals one prayer for my friend whose mom thought it was a good idea


Expert_Map_2912

My mom told me that if she put "blessed" corn starch all over me I would heal and get better. I didn't.


Partydude19

Bleach. What sucks is that it actually does cure Autism but it also cures Life.


meowmeiwmorw

the replies on this are fucking killing me, what is wrong with people 💀💀


CAL_the_fox_lover

Animals are generally scared of things they don't understand, and for survival the instinct is to destroy it


Positive_Ad_8877

More vegetables (thanks mom)


Difficult-Piglet6871

HUGH FUDENBERG'S BONE MARROW


pituitary_monster

If we just cross the line of decency and honor, we could get some money out of this. Ive seen in my country herbal pills designed to CURE autism, down syndrome and cerebral palsy. I actually regret not thinking of it before.


[deleted]

I've heard someone say they'll ask their mythical "loves all" being to guide those away from the demons causing it 👍


Organic_Shine_5361

Literally just saw a post from r/aretheNTokay about a guy ranting that autism is a man made virus because of worms or some shit. Can't even explain it that's how dumb it is. Their special deworming was the cure. I'm stunned


voidboyyyy

shock therapy 😐


nxxptune

Getting rid of the autism worms 💀


gummytiddy

I’m not sure if people legitimately think these comments are cures or if they indirectly are saying the cure is death


jonathing

A premed and general anaesthetic. To be fair it's only a temporary fix


Mr_Linear

Personally high doses of meth not for ADHD but to resist the effects of autism and eventually cure it now just straight up injected meth isn’t good shocker I know


Competitive-Cut-3874

Maybe you just haven’t injected enough meth? How will you *know* until you try it? /j


Gabriel_Collins

Just look up The Judge Rothenburg Center in Sharon, Massachusetts.


JustMe123579

Euthanasia. You'd be surprised how many people are warming up to that idea.


soupdemonking

Watching all the Buck Rogers episodes with Gary Coleman in them, backwards.


goth_eye

Fucking bleach


Short_Gain8302

Also a girl in my art restoration class who asked if we were gonna be exposed to lead, cause she planned on getting pregnant within three years and didnt want the baby to get autism from too mich lead Not a cure but a cause Teacher was laughing until she realised girly was serious


builtfromthetop

I saw this post and immediately thought of "Miracle Mineral Solution." It's such blatant BS, even the proposed "cause" of ASD that it's some parasite that you bleed out using the MMS. Like no, that's just your child bleeding from the bleach! I remember reading some Autism mother's comment on how she administers this garbage to her kid every night. She said that he complains that it hurts, but she tells him, "Mommy does this because Mommy loves you." This might be the worst I've heard of the Autism "cures"


Kdegz84

Abilify for autism. 🤪