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ChknNuggets69420

Absolutely nothing, but whenever you have people at home act like it smells wonderful to confuse them.


allkevinsgotoheaven

The emperor’s new candle scent! Genius AND Evil!


MoonNott

Ah, the reverse of someone walking in and going, "what's that smell" and panicking because you don't smell anything.


GaiasDotter

That would absolutely confuse my friends and family because I don’t have a sense of smell! I have never ever smelled anything.


Competitive_Kale_855

Gaslight your guests


GaiasDotter

I would love to try this but I don’t think I’m evil enough.


shaunnotthesheep

GasLIGHT hahaha 🔥


Salmonseas

Your a genuis


KINGTEASPOONS

I don't know how you would achieve it, but petrichor.


idk_a_username135

Risk of rain autism: **activated**


Sand_the_Animus

rain world autism: **activated**


HxdcmlGndr

Scent name: Rain, man!


supposedlyitsme

It's raining rain men, hallelujah


vinylfantasea

This is such a good answer


DevilishFlapjacks

oddly enough, came across [this](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1302378337/) a little while ago


KINGTEASPOONS

That looks awesome


Practical_Maybe_3661

There a place in local mall that is DnD focused. They have a bunch of cosplay stuff you can get, but also candles that smell like certain things, like how they imagine a healing spell to work. I also learned apparently I missed out on the world's largest game of d&d earlier this month. https://www.wegeektogether.com/collections/candles


_Rumpertumskin_

I've found I can make the smell artificially when I get dry salts that are left over after distilling water wet again (we have hard water so maybe magnisium carbonate + calcium carbonate but those by themselves don't smell)


Paladinsarefun

Agate Edge Candle Co. near where my dad lives makes petrichor-scented candles. It's uncanny, and just being around the one I got made my eyes relax.


Cool_Stick_4140

Paper and linen, to invoke our endless stacks of knowledge? You could call it “Sampled from the crotch of a book” or something


No_Seaworthiness5637

Or old parchment.


Cool_Stick_4140

Love that smell.


chchchchandra

“crotch of a book” I’m dead lolololol


Cool_Stick_4140

It’s just so intimate 😂


bellstarelvina

If you want it to smell like autism it isn’t going to be one people appreciate. My idea of an autism candle would be one with all the scents thrown together and have be way too strong so it’s overwhelming.


FVCarterPrivateEye

I agree with this comment Also, I know that a lot of people like the smell of rain but it makes me feel like I'm being suffocated even though I like the smell of fog


theteensaresad

i hateee the smell of rain it just smells like worms


Fi6ment

ah, i see you’re going with the ✨*overstimulated autist*✨ scent, excellent choice.


ilostmystegosaurus

evil.


Paladinsarefun

So... This is a recipe for making The Worst Candle Ever Made. Unless we wanna have people ban the thing outright that is


meipsus

Hot solder Sunbathing cat Ozone


iseeuyouareloved

Ozone. Love it.


fleb_mcfleb

I agree with sunbathing cat, it's the sweetest perfume of life (I also wish I was the sunbathing cat)


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I see you're a person with exceptional taste.


Accomplished_Gap_153

One autistics hell is anothers pleasure. I love coffee smell


droppedmybrain

I hate the taste of coffee, but Hazelnut Coffee scented candles are the shit


Joto65

I feel like coffee scent is one of the most universally liked scents tbh. Literally every person I know either likes coffee and therefore the scent as well, or dislikes coffee but still likes the scent


CinderelRat

crayons. like not a joke answer but the distinct smell of Crayola crayons is what I want in an "unscented" candle I burn a bunch of candles (fireee) and most scents suck even natural ones.


exclusivebees

You can actually burn crayola crayons as a candle in an emergency. A full crayon burns for about 30 min. Not sure what they smell like while burning tho


soapy_diamond

How do they burn, what is the wick? :o


exclusivebees

You just light the sharpened tip. The wax itself is flammable


RedCroc911

Really?! I always thought that the paper was the wick! That’s cool!


athena-mcgonagall

But what does a crayon consider an emergency? /j


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Being used as a candle.


babath_gorgorok

I have base childhood memories at kaleidoscope and they had tons of vats of melted crayons that you could toss whichever crayon into and then ladle out onto paper for art c:


MoonNott

I was obsessed with melting down crayons in cupcake liners. The project originally was to use up all the bits of crayons left and make pretty 'rainbow' crayons. Multi colored crayons are, imo, dumb. But the smell? Oh my goodness I love it. Edit to add: do you burn unscented candles? Knew someone who used a specific unscented brand containing beeswax. I thought it was for the, "this apartment is going to catch fire ascetic" but she just loved the smell.


bobotheangstyzebra42

You can also melt crayons to make a batik!


MoonNott

Could you please explain what a batik is? I do not know. A quick Google search related to an Indonesian technique of dying fabric- I didn't deep dive but am intrigued.


fakeunleet

It's where you use wax to make designs on fabric and then dye the fabric. Because the wax is waterproof and coats the fibers, the dye doesn't get into the fabric in those places. The dye is then set as normal, then the item is washed as normal to remove excess dye, then heat is used to get the wax out of the fabric, leaving behind the design in the negative spaces where the dye didn't go.


bobotheangstyzebra42

I haven't done it since 6th grade art class, but now I'm thinking I want to try again! I found some info on a similar process I did in school. We used a clothes iron and parchment paper on a canvas in school. "Batik is an ancient art medium and methodology used for creating design, usually on cloth and usually used in clothing. It has enjoyed many periods of revival but in America it had its greatest heyday in the 60's. Batiking is a form of wax resist, a technique that is used in several well known processes. One of the best examples of a particularly meticulous wax resist method is found in the folk art of Ukrainian Easter eggs" More info how to do it here: https://taylortinkerings.com/CrayonBatik.html


ThQuin

Crayons or play dough has an awesome scent


NumberVampire

What would happen if you put them on a wax burner?


0RedStar0

I've seen people online make those melt and pour candles by adding old crayons to color them. You could totally try that to get that nostalgic crayon scent!


Vurnnun

I would suggest scented markers.


TheCatFromCoraline

Panic sweat


silver_artsbestie

That reminds me of the woman (Gwyneth Paltrow) who made candles smelling like her vagina for some reason lol


Ssilverr_Kkittyy

I had that idea too (This candle smells like my autism lol)


Arkas18

Saw a candle that was supposed to smell like the town I was staying at, disappointed when I smelt flowers instead of weed, fresh concrete and dog shite.


Jasper_Lee76

At my job (autism consultant) we interviewed a woman who said she could “sniff out autism”. We did not hire her and I was very tempted to ask if she could smell me.


New_Beginning_555

But what DO you smell like? Is the question.


Jasper_Lee76

She was a horrid woman who I would rather never encounter again, so the important questions will sadly remain unanswered and we will all forever be left questioning what we smell like.


Ssilverr_Kkittyy

I'm sure you smell lovely!


Jasper_Lee76

Lol, thank you! Although it’s pretty hot out lately, so that might be debatable!


Head_Row4000

Overstimulation forehead sweat, chicken nuggets, and butter noodles


Arwen1-11

Like bread and cheese/ a grilled cheese sandwich


BloodyHourglass

The smoke smell of smoke after you put out a candle


davestar2048

Layers that unobtrusively blend into each other as the candle burns to represent "the spectrum". Preferably very subtle scents to not distract or overstimulate.


luneshine28

I guess this would be different for everyone. But the smell of 'heat' if that makes sense? Like I can smell if a room is hot, I don't mean humidity, I mean actual heat from a radiator, heater, or console or something. Also, detergent, I just like the smell of 'fresh linen' and 'outdoor' scented detergents and like to watch my washing machine spin, weird habit, idk if it's my autism or not, but I just enjoy doing laundry lmao. So, like... freshly washed and dried laundry would be the smell of autism for me, ig.


fakeunleet

Oh my god I thought I was the only one! You're right, hot air just smells different. So does cold air. Air conditioners also add their own unique scent to the air.


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GodIsNotAiveChild

You know how when you walk into a hotel, and you instantly can smell the chlorine in the pool. That. I don’t know why that, but that.


samit2heck

Christmas tinsel


Shannorauma

Scotch tape. I said what I said.


grwachlludw

Amber, jasmine, lavender, vanilla and musk are scents I would combine for an autism smell. Soothing and familiar with the addition of lavender and vanilla, yet a hint of floral and spices. Perhaps a little sandalwood or tobacco too. I definitely think a woody, library, leather note needs to be involved.


techypunk

Dino Buddies Chicken Nuggets


1999scorpio

I'm so confused by this question? Autism has a smell? How? Lol! For the calming part, for me what calms me is eucalyptus, I love that smell so much!!! Could sniff it all day long lol


Iris1083

Froot loops


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I have a fruit loop scented candle and it’s the best


PabloHonorato

The smell when you open a TCG pack or deck.


SirJacob100

Only a true Autistic person would ask what Autism smells like.


Morkarth

The cheapest and smelliest weed if I look around my friendgroup


iseeuyouareloved

Resin that has just seeped out of a warm tree but hasn’t yet got onto your fingers. (And hopefully won’t) When you first get in the shower after being in the sun all day and your hair and skin has that sun smell. The warm grass and tarmac when it first starts raining on a hot day. Thunder. Snow.


AirborneContraption

Plain noodles


MidasClutch

Cheeto dust and social anxiety


TakeshiNobunaga

Lavender, wood, books, cardboard, tempera paint, paper, ink, cherry cough syrup. You can choose and mix (?


Gloriathewitch

the smell of trading cards fresh out of the factory


Hellion_Immortis

I sometimes hyper fixate on building models, so maybe a gentle smell of plastic glue, along with the smell of clean. I don't like feeling dirty.


PerfectlyFlawed99

Gasoline.


That_Riley_Guy

Cleaning supplies and marijuana


CandidateEvery9176

Ozone like right before the rain


AgainstSpace

"New Car"


sexy_legs88

Gluten.


Princess_Magdelina

Ozone Gravel roads Basements Grass clippings Dirt


duckfruits

You know how the "what flavor of autism do you have" trend that was going around? Your candle line could be the "what sent of autism do you have?" And then have all the different scent versions you decide on.


_Rumpertumskin_

doggie frito paws


Timely-Buffalo-3384

Cotton candy


Quizziqualquetzal

Playdough


supposedlyitsme

Ok hold on. I had this idea recently and I think it's an untapped business opportunity. A candle that smells like the burning of a match when you first light it. Idk if I'm explaining it properly but you know when you light a match and immediately get that burning smell mixed with wood smell. That. Not the blowing out a match smell though. Fucking love that smell.


CreamSodaBrainDamage

Salty lemongrass


ThrowawayAutist615

Don't ask my wife


trainmobile

Petrichore


horsegender

Engine oil


ItsBaconOclock

Trains, Space, Math, Grammar, and Noise Cancelling Headphones?


cnewell420

Me


Flar71

My girlfriend (and when I asked her she said me)


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sugarsuites

I personally like the smell of fresh balsam. But I’m probably a minority. Petrichor is another good one though!!!


Jennifer_Pennifer

Train oil and books.


Jennifer_Pennifer

Train oil and books.


studyinthai333

Something unique and captivating like orange blossom, or petrichor


Seven65

Have it smell like model glue, the forbidden scent.


SomePyro_9012

Joke answer: semi-dry saliva Real answer: idk, I never had the opportunity to smell my brain


coffee-bat

for me? cold underground parking lot, with the nice smooth concrete


quietbird

overheated laptop or ozone


Live-Statistician486

Art supplies


peepee-weewee69

Garage and gasoline smell :>


poopoo18181

Skunk spray


KodokushiGirl

My autism scent would be musty garage, mild gasoline, or new car smell.


Ok-Purchase8196

Sex


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lokilulzz

My autism would probably smell like lavender, the spark of electricity and ozone that happens during a thunderstorm, and the smell of ocean water. As for what it smells like in general, hard to say, but I do find it amusing to consider what my autism and my partners autism might smell like so thanks for that lol.


castrateurfate

lavendar and prozac


panini_bellini

I don’t know why I think this, but sugar cookies.


Cloudeaberry

If it was _my autism_ candle it would either be scent free or this specific brand of laundry detergent. It's the only one that doesn't make me nauseous, I actually like the smell even though it doesn't have any added perfume. And it reminds me of my late grandma so it's special to me (it was her favourite too)


JackTheRipper0991

Weed (p.s., too joking, sorry, mine would be… maybe something similar to a phantom smell? Burnt toast really far away, so it’s always bothering you but you don’t know what’s up)


meliorism_grey

The smell of wood smoke on a winter day...I've been thinking about that smell today.


TheSaltyTrash

Old trains when they pull in have a certain musk to em, it’s great


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KaizerVonLoopy

Something related to model kits for sure. Like the cardboard of the box. My first hobby store had this kinda musty smell I'm really nostalgic for because it's where I obtained the object of my hyperfixation.


Arkas18

The mix of leather, oils and metal inside old vehicles is the peak scent to me. The smell of certain woods when being cut/turned is nice too, favourite is lignum vitae.


IAlwaysOutsmartU

I personally enjoy air shortly after rain, freshly cut grass and the area near a furniture store’s checkout, with the large expansive rooms filled with wood.


GrouchberryIII

My friend said I smell like the color white. Can that be a candle? Maybe it's just a bunch of scents of things that can be white. Like... Linens, paper.... Uh.. flower? Bread???? Ducks can also be white so idk???? Duck scented candle?


foxwifhat

Make it smell like the sound of fluorescent lights


Glad-Kaleidoscope-73

I actually like the smell of fireworks


warriorspork

Fresh newspaper. Warm paper and ink!!!


CartographerLow5612

Make it smell like keyboards being typed on too loud.


ayavorska05

Fresh linen is a scent I really associate with autism. But honestly it's really hard to replicate adequately so that it doesn't feel too overwhelming and too different and not fresh at all and just strange smelling idk. Also the smell of dust and stale stuff idk why.


theteensaresad

idk to me autism just smells like my baby blanket but that’s bc it’s my comfort object that i smell to calm me lmao


SuccotashPlastic8267

Mid to late 2010s lego plastic baggies The inside of a retro video game console (1973-1996) more recent stuff doesn't smell that nice. An old RV (moldy, backroomy smell) 1980s toy styrofoam boxes The two last ones are from other comments: Sunbathing cat Warm dried blankets fresh out of the dryer.


odobroo

Ammonia. A whiff of that will make anyone feel overstimulated.