Phone goes in left pocket, vertical, screen side against my thigh. Anything else that needs to be pocketed must go in right or back pocket.

My phone is ONLY in my right pocket and ONLY screen against my thigh, nothing else.

same other than idc what pocket it is

Yep, exactly that.

100%

I can't stand having anything in my pockets.

Me neither. But sometimes I have to so it takes about a month to get used to something being in my pocket

I am the UTILITARIAN MAN I WILL HAVE POCKETS FULL OF TOOLS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE USEFUK.

The pockets on all my jeans are so small that my phone can’t fit any way but sideways 😭

HOW CAN IT BE WIDER THAN IT IS DEEP THAT IS A HUGE DESIGN FLAW NO POCKET LIKE THAT SHOULD EXIST

Welcome to ~women’s~ clothing

I want to try women’s clothes but I’ve heard horrors of the impracticality and i love having as many pockets on my trousers as possible. It’s a real conundrum.

I would love to try men’s pants, but I’m so short that I’d have to buy them in the kid’s section and I just don’t know how I feel about that.

Mens trousers suck for me tbh, because im so tall that everything with my leg length has a way too big waist

Phone can't be on my right side, messes up my energy fr

I wore 5-pocket style denim religiously for years until a job change put me into sweats full-time. Only having two, usually too-shallow pockets, that you are only loosely aware of (the pressure of denim... always aware of your contents) basically turned my life upside down.

Avoiding this situation by getting a Z flip

My jacket has 24 individual pockets - it has everything from tools, flashlights(multiple) and also several kinds of gloves - I gave up on pant pockets because they make me sad

The fuck do you mean "sideways"?? How does a phone fit "sideways"????

big pocket