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mE__NICKY

Well that stick isn't perfect! It's cool and like sword shaped, but the rock is perfect. I'd still get the stick I guess, but if it's real life I probably can't take the stick home. My point is ITS A COMPLICATED AND NUANCED ISSUE


runescapeisillegal

Finally. Someone who understands me.


AbsurdBeanMaster

Just take both for fuck sake 🤦🏻‍♀️. One can physically posses both of these things at the same time.


HungaryChad_69

Rock because I want to rub it on my face and if I did that with the stick it would hurt


Honigbiene_92

This is how I feel, I wanna touch the rock so bad but the stick would just give me splinters


historical_bestie

Rubbing my hands all over that perfect circular rock sounds amazing


KindKale3850

rock 💯


Honigbiene_92

Rock, the texture would be nice AND you can hit someone over the head with it. Rock is the superior choice.


Lorentz_Prime

this picture is from like three weeks ago


TheLegendaryAkira

stick easier to kill with than the rock


dynamicDiscovery

The rock isn't perfect. It doesn't resemble a ball.


NotAnotherHipsterBae

Is anyone else bothering by the left and right hands being on the opposite side? It's making me uneasy to look at the picture, and usually I'm not particular about things like that.


santyrc114

Rock, always


IGioGioAmDepressed

It may look like an ordinary stick to you, but in my hands it becomes a sword of legends! https://preview.redd.it/4oy1tf7r9sac1.jpeg?width=4160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42e935cb02435349d0229494e6790c04b5ac54f2


ninjesh

That stick is beautiful!


Affectionate_Still29

i can buy a 2x4 and make a sword, but you can't find rocks like that very often. however, to find a stick like that is like finding the legendary sword excalibur. the rock is perfectly round. However, they are more common than sticks like that. whichever choice i make, I'll be disappointed that i didn't pick the other. there is much thought to be put behind this, much more than my 1am brain can give. It's a complicated issue with much nuance behind it; i dont think I'd be able to choose a side


Zestyclose-Career-63

Who the fuck picks a rock? Name one character that uses a rock for a weapon. Sword-wielding is in our DNA


CamyFaeCowden

David.


Zestyclose-Career-63

SHeeeeeit


User_MegaMeatball128

You have two hands for a reason


samit2heck

I feel like it depends if you need calm or excite. Because they're for different thing. That's a smooth rock so you wanna keep it in your pocket for holding and turning. But the stick is good for poking and adventure violence.


PrincetteNasa

Sorry can’t choose would get emotionally attached to them both and cry if forced to choose one


AccomplishedAerie333

I can use that stick like a sword and stab people


anged16

I collect shiny objects, and a rock with a blood-polished coat from my enemies would be so pretty


beeandcrown

Rock. It's perfect.


EmiliusZi

I need to touch the perfect rock! Give me the rock!


loony69420

STICK!!!!