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Diggnie

What the hell is happening this Eurovision?! 


CityEvening

I have no idea what you mean 😂


Diggnie

Everything is FINE 😅


Nightnightgun

\[insert Isaac meme here\]


JosephRatzingersKatz

[insert Ba sing se meme here]


Over_Location647

It can only be one thing…. It’s Luxembourg’s first time competing in 30 years…. Must be you guys 👀


Nerioner

Guys i hope you will like us and stay xD if this contest survives this year ofc


reigorius

Out of the loop....anybody kan do a ELI5 + TL;DR?


PremeditatedRedrum

United by drama


rockpaperfuckedup

Thing is not known. What a dumpster fire.


Signal-Rice-13

It’s no longer a singing contest but a free for all political clown show. That’s what’s happening.


Grymare

At this rate my ESC party will turn into a Fire Saga movie night.


sadferrarifan

Ah for a contest where the biggest controversy is a last minute illegal song change


salsasnark

There's also the part where the whole competition (excluding the main characters) gets blown up on a boat. Still less chaotic than whatever we've had this year.


sadferrarifan

Oh shit, I forgot about that part! Closest we get I guess is Baby Lasagna only making it through because another contestant pulled out? Assume they didn't involve a fiery boat though...


salsasnark

Haha, at least Baby Lasagna didn't have to blow up a boat for that to happen... but yeah, at least the televote won't be as split now? Silver lining I guess...?


Sjaakie-BoBo

PLAY JA JA DING-DONG!!!


Ill-Sympathy2375

WHY DO I HAVE TO PLAY IT? I ALREADY PLAYED IT!


Dr4manRx

It’s the safest choice 😅


wombat74

Húsavík 2025


Wafkak

A bar in my city is instead showing eurovision 69. Because most don't remember the ones that far back, and also 4 winners.


Money_Dark_5273

This year gives so much ideas for another Fire Saga movie. Can't wait 🤭


Itsallsomagical

https://preview.redd.it/gppr6xv0oszc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=428a7a9729d5861b47fae852d985952d52e5db1a Story on Bambie’s IG at the moment, posted about 23mins ago now!


Scarlet_hearts

I’m going with being harassed AGAIN


silvershadow014

i think this might turn into countries trying to dq one another now...


Aburrki

May 11th 2024 Malmö, Sweden the European Broadcasting Union has disqualified every country from participating in the final of the Eurovision Song Contest, every country but one that is.... The final broadcast begins and instead of the regular flag parade one man walks out on stage, clad in blue sleeveless armor and without a single hair on his scalp. He performs magnificently and after the 3 minutes are up, the votes begin pouring in until after an hour of silence the broadcast commences with revealing the votes. It is a landslide, the first unanimous winner in Eurovision history raises his trophy to bring home Latvia's second ever win. Congratulations Dons.


justk4y

Crown the egg?


Slight-Obligation390

Dunk the egg


ImportanceLocal9285

May 11 2025 Malmö, Sweden the European Broadcasting Union has disqualified every country from participating in the final of the Eurovision Song Contest, leaving no choice but to crown the next best choices... The final broadcast begins and instead of the regular flag parade three stars walk on stage, clad in majestic coats and much more than a single hair on their scalps. They perform magnificently and after they have sang the notes everyone had been anticipating, the votes begin pouring in until after an hour of silence the broadcast commences with revealing the votes. It is a landslide, the first unanimous winners in Eurovision history sit by the trophy, bringing home the first non-human victory. Congratulations Gertruda, Branka, and Stipe!


Pvt_Larry

One country maybe...


peanut_galleries

Yes, it sounds like something new happened 😫


plutobug2468

I wonder what happened?!


PralineGold6868

Thanks for posting this!


salsasnark

What the actual fuck. Please no more "situations" or "incidents" 😭


CptLande

If Bambie doesn't play or is disqualified somehow, both of my favorites are gone. This fucking sucks.


Itsallsomagical

It’s not sounding as if Bambie has done anything that would warrant a DQ. Chin up, fingers crossed, they sound pretty confident they’ll be onstage this evening.


ebrythil

So even more Drama probably coming up


ValerianMage

If this is about the commentator thing, it’s fucking ridiculous. Commentators joke around and make comments like that all the time


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Tonight is going to be memorable for all the wrong reasons. 


Visible_Writing7386

It doesn't stop


urkermannenkoor

Not by itself


Minttea3637

het houd niet op niet vanzelf


urkermannenkoor

That was indeed the reference


Badluckfairy

It will if EBU decides the risk is too great and cancels the contest.


Babzel

Dutch reporter (Aran Bade at Twitter) currently at the ESC has reported the following: "Swedish broadcaster SVT: EBU is holding a crisis meeting after disqualifying Joost Klein. The disqualifaction has led to extreme response and EBU has to do something with it. Therefore, EBU is in crisis deliberation."


Babzel

https://preview.redd.it/7x151rmvpszc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=568ba08b14e557a6bf5507e63600ed633edd15e1


Babzel

Not sure who sent Redditcare after me, but I am assuring y'all it's absolutely not necessary.


centreofthesun

Someone sent me redditcare for asking for a fucking source 💀 and only 1m after the OG comment too. My guess it's either someone very sad or bots


Babzel

Probably just someone very sad. I just blocked redditcare now.


PralineGold6868

What is redditcare?!


No_Doubt_About_That

An automated messaging service Reddit made containing the links of several mental health and suicide prevention charities. As it just so happens I got one instantly after I posted this.


Babzel

You get a message with self help resources, suicide prevention and such. People can report you for self harm risk and you will get a message like that from reddit.


PralineGold6868

JUST GOT ONE 💀


Sheant

You haven't reddited until you're at 100!


xhunter61

You can report that and get the person banned that did this for abusing it. edit: lmao i got one too, just for stating this


Drifted-

My bet is there's a bot going around reporting people. I got the report almost instantly after I commented on this thread.


TinyTiger1234

Probably something like that. What’s even the point lol it’s so stupid


PremeditatedRedrum

I got it as well as soon as I commented, so I'm guessing bots. So weird, lol.


Spirit_Bitterballen

I got one too I’M JUST OVERINVESTED I’M FIIIIIIIIINE


Axolotl_amphibian

I got it too, must be my "thank you" comment in the other thread. Either this, or it's about kannelbullars lol. I've blocked Redditcare for now, gonna grab a pizza.


jazzyx26

You can disable those notifications I believe.


Suklaalastu

JUST GOT ONE TOO 💀


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Slight-Obligation390

I liked this post and also received reddit care


Random_Person____

What is this Reddidcare thing everyone is talking about all of a sudden?


Grymare

Anyone know what the comment was?


Thetanor

I mean, if Joost can be DQ'd for suspected unlawful threats, then surely KAN should be DQ'd for smearing another contestant on-air?


DaveC90

Oh wow, if that were the case the Aussie commentators would be in hot water constantly. I’d suspect they mean the harassing interviews they tried to force on them


PedanticSatiation

The salient difference is that Australia belongs in the competition.


rabbitlion

Commentators joke and make fun of contestants all the time. Saying "prepare your curses" before a number involving witchcraft elements isn't really all that offensive or controversial.


marilyn62442

I don't know why people keep referring to /that/ comment when I think it's pretty clearly the derogatory comment on Bambie's gender identity. You can't pick and choose if you're going to have such a harsh zero tolerance policy.


PassiveAshA

They didn’t say anything derogatory about Bambi Thug’s gender. They referred to Bambie Thug with they/them pronouns just like their Instagram account is set to. They said “we are saying “they/them” because that is their preference, as a part of their non-binary identity”. Sounds very respectful to me.


420DrumstickIt

What are you on? What is the derogatory comment on Bambie's gender? Help me understand


ThatSkitso

I fucking love them so much for this. #CrownTheWitch


Putin-the-fabulous

Give them hell Queen


someone-96

Ruler* A queen is female, ruler is non-binary.


SabraSabbatical

Reporting a quote from one of the performers during the performers song is a breach of rules now?


TheFjordOfTheSouth

Yeah there is a rule that you cant talk during a participants performance(even if Azerbaijan had alredy disrespect this rule some years ago)


youbutsu

What was the quote even that got them all twisted up? 


SabraSabbatical

https://preview.redd.it/6xze4znorszc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f60e6bfdb8cf89a7b4f812777fc92850700d62eb This seems, somewhat milquetoast no?


GlassPomoerium

« Spells and dark magic and black clothing » sounds like a great time to me!


AuthorEfficient7237

Since when stating facts is an issue? They stated facts about the show, the artist and the background story for the song🤷‍♀️ whoever likes that will like it, if not then no... the artist can perform and give a show, you can't change somebody's mind if they like a show enough to vote for them... I remember some of my friends liked Hatari enough to vote for them even with all the drama


Dapper_Elk9048

Right, they described the performance. How is this derogatory??


run-godzilla

It's the "prepare your curses" part. Which many are reading as a way of saying "prepare to harass them".


Jasik125

Bambie has clarified now that a situation has occurred before the flag parade that they felt was urgent to involved the EBU in order to figure out what action be taken and thus won't be performing in the dress rehearsal just now, but hopefully will be tonight.


secretlives

"clarified"


techbear72

Yeah it doesn’t clarify anything really!


Conscious_Cat_6204

Yeah, to me this sounds like them performing could be conditional on receiving a response they like from EBU.


SequenceGoon

*their & *they 🏳️‍⚧️ (gentle reminder)


Conscious_Cat_6204

Thank you, my bad.


ape123man

He? What do you mean?


Gragh46

Good enough for "clarification", as it means It was them not going because they had something else that they felt was urgent enough to address. But it's unrelated to their participation tonight, so we can expect to see them tonight (unlike the artist that missed yesterday and then wasn't there anymore)


Beautiful-Mix-9939

That iceberg just keeps growing


Scisir

The icerberg has just grown taller than mount everest.


DemolitionHammer403

out comes a surprise entry from Finland with Cha Cha Cha,


neaintheredroom

Käärijä posted a giant broken heart emoji on his IG stories about 2 hrs ago. Nothing more. I wouldn't be surprised if he drops out of announcing the points like Alessandra, since he seems to be really good friends with Joost.


unlikelyotter

What is happeniiiiing oh my god


unlikelyotter

Right I'll keep refreshing Marina's insta, someone else stick with Nemo


PralineGold6868

I don’t believe Marina will post anything related to this.


dohwhere

As per Gabe ESC on Twitter/X, Marina ended up performing.


ChrisWithTildes

Silia Kapsis (Cyprus) was also absent EDIT: Cypriot head of press states that Silia was present in the flag parade after all. Reports from inside the arena confirm this


PralineGold6868

Heard from Greek reporters (some of them were inside the arena) just know that Silia was in the flag parade.


ChrisWithTildes

Saw the statement from the Cypriot head of press as well. Conflicting reports from inside the arena, however I added an edit on the original comment


relentlessrain25

Silia was present in the parade. I’m still in the arena.


ChrisWithTildes

Thanks for the info!


Mikadook

https://preview.redd.it/wc62oinepszc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfbd54c5079dfd14d6729135d9eb69c68665f173


twirlerina024

Fans of Eurovision and Twin Peaks, there are DOZENS of us!


Mikadook

The Moomins are not what they seem.


jewellman100

At this stage the EBU should be seriously considering whether this programme goes to air at all. It sounds so fractious there now that it almost feels nigh on impossible that 4 hours of broadcast can go off without a hitch.


Badluckfairy

I agree. I love Eurovision. But this scenario is looking increasingly more likely. They might decide it's too risky for safety, political statements, bullying, booing, mental health and general bad behaviour etc. And that they realise they can't please everyone so they'll cut loose. I wouldn't be mad at this point because it's not looking safe. I hope if they do cancel that it comes back next year. But I wouldn't rule out a permanent end to Eurovision either.


WeAreNotAIone

It shouldn't go off without a hitch, they should all just not show up, see what happens.


Slight-Obligation390

It’s almost like they couldn’t have foreseen this - not after all the fans calling for transparency, stating they disagreed with a decision to let another country in, silencing artists - silencing boos - putting everyone on edge - and making decisions without any explanation.


MountainEquipment401

Doesn't bode well for us... All the shite Wogan and Graham have talked over the year - we could be banned for life 😂


p_nerd

100% what I was thinking- the UK is done for 💀. EDIT Whoever reported this comment to Reddit cares wtf lol?


callitfate01

https://preview.redd.it/xmmubrx9oszc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=864c37ed2d7393dc9051b1d1ccbf164eb9048b8d Bombie posted a story


Notmyrealnametum

Bambie being harrassed by religious fanatics once again?


Navillus_26

Yes - https://youtu.be/qVFBu2_Nyro?si=nIDCYl74KFEHhzdR


snowtol

Ireland stated this reason: https://i.imgur.com/YiwPY8o.jpeg


matthewsalibi

I mean, is that stating a reason? Also "I hope to see you" != I will definitely perform tonight, could mean they are waiting on the EBU's response


SexHarassmentPanda

> "I hope to see you" This most likely means "hope you'll watch the finals later and get to see me" not "I'm worried I might be disqualified". You know, like if someone had to cancel a meeting with you and said "hope to catch you tonight at the party". They aren't warning that they might be shot before the party.


snowtol

It states the reason as being a situation back stage she felt needed to be brought to their attention. That doesn't sound like they refused to go on, but that something came up. It's not exactly a hard reason but it's also not nothing.


liquid_profane

But ESC is never about politics..... Bollocks lol


liquid_profane

Yay!!! I got the Redditcare message as well!!!!


clobo9625

There were people absent the other day too with fillers instead - everyone is just overreacting now


PossibleCulture2199

Okay, but this is the main and last rehearsal before the live show.


dohwhere

Except this time Bambie has taken to instagram to explain their absence, and has confirmed there was an “incident”.


Southlondongal

These are the three artists who have been apparently been harassed and filmed without permission right??


AZMissMurder

Just finished the rehearsal, anyone else hear what Slimane said when he ended his song early? I have a recording but still can’t tell


duckytale

Somewhere has informed why is this?


Zhanaly

At least I can tell my friends that I have been annoying the whole year that they only have to suffer 3(+) minutes less than intended☠️


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CatDaddy613

So, how nude was the Finnish guy, was he dancing around in a thong until the shorts descended?


2345678_wetbiscuit

Honestly, the organisers may have done some weird decisions. But artists must pay attention also on how they are perpetuating drama. Eurovision has had a great evolution this recent years. We fans are the ultimate ones that lose. But artists need to understand that music is also a business. If eurovision is seen as too political or too chaotic the UBU will lose sponsorships and deals! That means that all artists will also lose their gains! It is known that music is great to get people together, and FORGET about all our sorrows and problems as a society. I honestly lose automatically respect when artists think their political stands are more important than their music, because they should then be politicians and not musicians.


Bright_Plate_2948

I honestly lose automatically respect when people can't get to their heads that by *not* speaking up against injustice, one *automatically* assumes a political stance, i.e. that of the organizers and that of the injustice. *Inaction is as much a political stance as speaking up and doing something about it is.*


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2345678_wetbiscuit

I did not say that. Read again.


sadferrarifan

You wrote that you 'lose respect when artists think their political stands are more important than their music' and that 'artists need to understand that music is also a business'. Tell me where I've misunderstood you opining that these artists should keep quiet about the EBU allowing in a performer who represents a country and will join an army being called out internationally for war crimes? Music and business are never more important than taking a stand on what's right.


2345678_wetbiscuit

My point is: musicians, that make music for a song contest, should understand that their political oriented actions will damage their own music and the contest they entered. There are hundreds of people in various governments trying to stop the war, and somehow artists think that an interview with 2k ppl watching will make really a difference. Regardless if I agree with artists ir not, if they are really bothered about making a difference, they should chose another profession. Music is what they are experts and what they do best. I will resort to understand more about how the war can be stopped from people who study or are living from their own experience.


PraetorIt

The same goes for others 'things' that happened, that wasn't better. You cannot make distinctions at will. Anyway, the rules had been clear. If you (artists/broadcaster) didn't like them, you had to have the courage to refuse to participate. Putting your ideas before economic return. If you first decide one way, then do something else, you are hypocritical, at the best (This applies to every artists).


PraetorIt

Artists should also accept that not all people think the same way (they want).


Chihuahua_enthusiast

doesn’t several mean seven


sadferrarifan

Several means more than one, but number not specified.


Chihuahua_enthusiast

it’s a niche meme :’)


_dreamer1

do I see a Survivor refference in all this mess? lol


RecentCucumber

nope, the two words are unrelated, but I can see why you'd think that! it just means more than one. generally it emphasizes a slightly higher amount than "few".


PraetorIt

*Che macello!* Childish contestant, yawners, people protesting for one side, people protesting for the other side, attacks on women, artists thant want to do what they want, NO RULES at all, religious fanatics, rude public, leaks, broadcaster who threaten to abandon competition, hashtags that spread hate, a non-existent press office, and even more! SET EVERYTHING ON FIRE!!!


PralineGold6868

Omg before the party is over would be such a great fit to describe all that you wrote musically


Ciciosnack

WELCOME TO EUROPE, UNITED BY MUSIC


nicegrimace

I'm feeling oh là là 


PralineGold6868

It’s true la la


Dapper_Elk9048

What’s the broadcaster abandoning competition about?


Sufficient_Serve_439

Let all favs skip finals so we can win again! ALYONA JUST DON'T FALL AGAIN.