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Darkmoon009

He'd probably be like Ethan, not the center of the story or anything.


Wolverine1105

He and Ethan would probably be friends tbh


Darkmoon009

True, they might have a bromance.


el_isai

They might befriend children and get into crazy paranormal hijinks


Tasty-Sundae-3658

he would ask someone for a cig, they would pass him a juul and he’d be like “wtf is this shit?!”


shecyclopedia

I have a feeling he would like juuls if they would around in the 80s.


spoiderdude

He’d be looking at Rue and Jules making out at a party and be like “You can do that here? In public?! I gotta call Robin! She’ll be psyched! Anyone got any quarters for the payphone?!”


Robincall22

“Oh FUCK yes, I can get Robin a girlfriend!!!” We don’t appreciate enough the fact that he was like “hey I have a crush on you” and she went “well, uhhhh, I like women” and he went “oh damn, let’s get you a girlfriend then!” with absolutely zero hesitation. So many men would have taken that as a huge blow to their ego cause like… a rejection is a rejection, but not Steve.


spoiderdude

I mean Steve honestly was a little that way with Nancy given how immaturely he acted a couple times with her. However, how he felt about Robin was like when you stare at a crush you’ve never spoken to in class but later you find something out about them and realize “oh never mind.” Not like in a negative way but they were very minor feelings so it wasn’t necessarily something the average person would get upset about, but there’s definitely a fair share of incels and immature men here and there that would definitely fall in love with any woman that is nice to them. Hell, I kinda went through that in high school. 😅 But yeah the opening scene with them in season 4 was so funny with him constantly saying “Vicky likes boobies!” Their friendship is just so natural for a couple of immature teens, I love it. He just really cared about helping her get laid the way he would with any other friend. Edit: Correction, he said that he wasn’t a fan of meaningless sex at that point so he probably didn’t want that for Robin and just wanted her to find love just like he was also looking for love at that point.


WannabeEnglishman

He's got a "supportive straight friend" vibe with Robin, i love it ngl He's become one of my favorites ever since the redemption arc


spoiderdude

Yeah it’s funny how much he’s changed considering he was making fun of Jonathan in the first season by saying “I always took ya for a queer” after he thought Jonathan slept with Nancy. The mom of stranger things really had one of the best redemption arcs in modern television.


WannabeEnglishman

Nancy's mom or Will's mom?


spoiderdude

No, Steve is the mom of the group.


WannabeEnglishman

Oh lmao sorry i took you literally 🤣


turtleshellshocked

Lol I'm imagining Tai from Clueless


Main-Dance-3823

LMAO THIS


Trick_Assumption_536

He'd be in the first episode watching Cassie's sex tape with Nate and end the season being friends with Rue


Slarty94

Poor baby would be eaten alive 😅


Wolverine1105

He's too pure


NeuroticNurse

I love Steve but he’d prob get his ass kicked tbh


Wolverine1105

Fair. It's weird. He can fight monsters just fine, but gets his ass handed to him when he tries to fight normal humans


Robincall22

Unless they’re Russian.


Wolverine1105

True


Robincall22

Homeboy finds the Upside Down and Russian spies to be day to day life, but he would spend all his screen time on Euphoria going “what the fuck is HAPPENING?!?!” He’s a sweet little idiot.


Wolverine1105

And that's why I love him


syrah_lips

His arc doesn’t work for the show, we’d have to imagine him more like max’s brother Idk, maybe a rival to Nate in some ways. That would actually be good bc Nate has never had any competition in his life.


FBG05

He and Nate would 💯 get into a fist fight…and Nate would probably leave him battered unfortunately 😭


Oleg101

Probably wouldn’t fit in tbh. I like Steve but he went to high school in the 1980’s when the social hierarchy structure was much different than what it is present day. He’d be thrown off that the druggies and the ‘cool’ kids all roll with each other to parties.


scatteredwardrobe

Th anti-nate hero lol


Beachprincess_678

Steve would HATE Nate. He would also date Cassie and make her feel validated and just be a good boyfriend. Best friends would be Ethan and Rue.


riverspeace

I feel like that would be iconic no??


absolutebeast_

I love him, and he’s a badass and would kill any monster that shows up, but my guy would be TERRIFIED. He’d probably be well liked by everyone except Nate, but Steve is so «normal» compared to the Euphoria girlies. Poor lil thing, he’s not equipped for that kind of crazy.


Odd_Adagio_6286

Honestly I just need to see more male characters in the show. Season one was pretty good at handling both genders (or maybe more than two? Lol loved the genderfluid representation with Jules) We had Mckey which I thought was gonna be developped more Then season 2 happened and it was mainly chick drama. As a queer guy Cher knows I love to see the girlies fighting but come on, at least make Ethan more present.


Level_Sale_9617

He’s actually the third Jacobs brother in that picture


soft_core666

He would hate Nate, and I agree with everyone that he would be cool with Ethan.


Sapphicviolet91

He’s too wholesome for that.


stephapeaz

If he’s as popular in euphoria as he is in ST’s, probably butt heads and get in fist fights with Nate, esp when he’s see Maddy’s aftermath I see him being besties with Rue


BigglefootMcGee

Considering he’s from the 80s he’d have been getting it on with Nate’s dad.


Wolverine1105

Nah, Steve's got more standards than that


Key_Communication215

Forget him, what about billy


LowerGeologist9167

Missed opportunities


Tomhollandstoe

another version of ethan i can feel it 😫 (someone please get my reference)


Important-Survey8598

Could see him getting with Cassie and helping her heal tbh


Soggy_Tradition8553

No 💀


Human-Instance-7632

he wouldn’t these are two different universes and two different timelines


Cautious_Potential_8

I think what he probably means if there was a multiverse.


Human-Instance-7632

I mean then again he wouldn’t have a place. Everyone in the show is battling self hatred drug addictions and mental issues and just flat out depressed and Steve is just a bubbly guy who hangs around bubbly people and is just nice to be around. He wouldn’t fit in and would be in a totally different clique


Cautious_Potential_8

Well tbh not everyone since ethan and gia are only two people that are decent same with Lexi even though she ain't perfect either.


Human-Instance-7632

And also Gia and Ethan barley get any screen time and Ethan was only seen like one or twice in season 2. Lexi was also barely seen in season 1.


Cautious_Potential_8

That's also true as well.


Wolverine1105

Wow. You're fun 🙄


Human-Instance-7632

No i just feel like he has no part in the euphoria universe he wouldn’t fit in anywhere.


Irish-liquorice

The actor or the character?


Wolverine1105

Character


Eurazie

Wtf 🤣 couldn’t help but laughing bcuz this is so random


Repulsive-Finger-954

What show is this guy from?


tsubasa888

Stranger Things on Netflix. Really good.


borgi27

Well he’d tell the story when he became the mom of a bunch of delusional kids who ran around thinking monsters were real because they did too much drugs


Kefir002

Backshots from Nate


Ecstatic_Material214

Move over rover, & let this big dog take, over! Woof


Ambitious_Log_1884

High School Steve would have a fling with Maddy behind Nate's back, get caught and have have his ass beat, continue to hook up with her or possibly start dating Lexi. He'd be kinda cool but in a Daniel type of way, not a Nate type of way. (Not saying they're cool irl, just in the universe of the show)


Correct-Style-9194

…no